finna marathon this flick
>>215087588Looks pretty gay
>>215087588Checked, isn't jordan peele that Michael Jackson impersonating faggot that got bleached in the nyc metro
>>215087588Good Boy was so much better.
it's not a jordan peepee movie OPone of his jeet(or mexican I can't tell) buddies directed it
>>215087588Its actually pretty good...
>>215087655what am i reading
>>215087588>huwhite athletes???>AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE>From The Buck Broken Mind Of Jordan Peele
thats where ive seen this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xukGZnD-xDE
idk how he's planning to play with a fractured head
I AM HIMI'M THE HIMULATIONI AM HIM KARDASHIANHIMON & PUMBAHIMBUKTUI JUST GOT MY DNA TEST BACK, TURNS OUT I'M 100% HIMALAYAN
Nobody outside america gives a shit about handegg so i cant imagine this doing well.
>>215088372CALL THIS PUSSY THE MATRIX, BECAUSE I’M IN THIS BITCH AND I CAN’T GET OUT
What's the twist? I am not going to watch it but I want to know.
>>215087588Does that guy on the poster REALLY qualify as black though?
I hope he doesnt fuck the creepy bitch
okay it was alright, mostly carried by camera work. ending went from like 3 to 10 real quick, too fast for my taste
>>215088468Sportsball is secretly ruled by Satanist jews (they look like bunch of kikes, i'm don't remember if in the movie they're called white or not) who groom people into becoming star quarterbacks, but the quarterback is replaced if he loses a fight to the newly groomed candidate, like a Gladiator fight. I assume Satan grants the quarterback some luck or something to keep winning.There's also a twist stolen from Hereditary that the family of the main character (or at least the father) was in on the cult and was grooming his son since childhood to become the next quarterback. Instead of signing the contract tho the main character kills all the cultists with a sword in a corny scene trying to be like an Uno Farto movie with blood fountains, and also "spares" one guy (played by Tim Heidecker lol) who gets torn apart on a pentagram probably as punishment by Satan for fucking up.
>Him?
>>215089260Sounds too over the top and silly for a football movie. I wonder how Peele feels about it after it flopped.
>>215087655Jussie Smollett?
>>215088372>>215088458only line i really remember from these videos is>MY SHOOTER A CRACKHEAD HE LOOK LIKE WOODY HARRELSONi think i spent a whole week yelling that to myself in my mind when i was walking around doing things
>>215089260this is only partially correct.it's run in part by occultists, and they often conduct esoterically significant ceremonies at half time because the huge crowd around watching it provides an intense amplification of attention/intention. but it's not always muh satan. they're kind of all over the map with beliefs, with different factions. loosely grouped together under a kind of "dark gnosticism", i suppose. they also sometimes intentionally fix matches between teams, in accordance with astrological stories as a form of star magic. everything the elites do to order the material world is in accordance with star magic, specifically.
They couldn’t think of anything that wasn’t le Illuminati satanists running le nfl, totally fumbled (hehe) the excellent build up.
>>215089795Its true though.
>>215089901no it isn't. there's lot of variety to left hand path practices and factions, but they all end up supporting that same force of negation and inversion that you could call "satan", but their respective practices are different with some occasional overlap. like you couldn't say a mithraist is the same as some palo moyombe guy, but they're all tapping into that greater force.
Him is a buck breaking cuck and white people are racist again.
>>215087588Looks like the poster is mocking Jesus like Jim Carrey does in his posters. He'll be the fake Jesus Christ that's coming soon that everyone will believe that's the real one.
>>215090067>like Jim Carrey does in his posters.funny how everyone started to catch on to that weirdness with him and the 'finger lakes' thing, then all of a sudden it dropped from public consciousness
>>215087588HIMBO
>>215087588
GUCCIII
>>215089712>>215089992Meds, now
This movie was very antisemitic no wonder critics hated it
>>215091027>h-have a n-normal one immediately!no.
>>215087588Me? Na finna.
>>215087588AHHH why isn't the 1080p torrent out yet
>>215087588>it's already on PTPThanks for making me check famalam...about to download it and watch it while I eat dinner.
>yo i is finna be HIM fuck yt
>>215088372>>215089610gulping sea monkeys by the gallon MY TUMMY FEELS CRAZYand IT'S AINT NOTHING TO ME SON
>>215088742In rest of the world yes.In america that counts as white.
>>215093496Well I just finished it. It was mediocre as fuck.
>>215087663good boy sucked so this movie must be absolutely terrible
