Is prison this badass? I wouldn't mind spending time getting hard.
>t. OP is a faggotLike clock work
>>215088354post physique
>op on his first day
>>215088354
>>215088354>>215088479Jeff Donovan should be in more stuff
>>215088354What's with the swastikas? Why does every white prison gang needs to show their Nazi support?
>>215088646If I ever saw them I would punch anyone with a nazi tattoo in the face.
>>215088646For maximum edge.
>>215088479If you're not in a gang and a riot breaks out, what do you do? Stick with your race and hope you don't get in trouble/killed? Or is this a moot point since any prison that could have a riot go down would probably have only (prison) gang members in it?
>>215088786Drop to the ground and crawl into a ball
>>215088354is that... Punisher on the left and Mr. Burn Notice in the middle?
>>215088354>>215088502>>215088693There's too many lames in the yard. Whole woodpile needs to step up. TIME TO IRON UP!
>>215088693Kamerade Stalin would be so proud!
>>215088869Ready to get down with the woodpile.
>>215088479Love Bottle's little back away fade into the yard.
>>215088354is it time to call some shots?
>>215088964Shut the fuck up and hold my money
>>215089045>it takes 18 posts before an american brings up bbc
>>215088646It doesn't mean anything. Most of them have drug trafficking and sex crime charges. White gangs also interact freely with Mexicans in prison. They're exactly the type of degenerates Hitler would've thrown in the oven.
>>215089059The man has a pointThere's something nothing you can do when you're standing before a man with a superior cock. It's over.
>>215088646it's branding to be contrarian against society, piss off the Govt, thats about it>>215088693no you wouldn't
>>215088479I thought Michael Weston had a no kill rule.
>>215089174>y-you wouldn't dare punch me
>>215088869Corr hope I'm a punk, I love punk rock!
>>215088869They call me the Shank Caller
>>215089337You're the one acting tough on the internet. I'm not that guy before you pretend I am.
>>215088869I run this yard
>>215088354i would be a femboy in prison at my current stage tbf
>>215089503what if you went to prison and everyone else looked like this
>>215088354All joking aside is this actually worth a watch? I haven't watched a new show in months and I'm bored. I like most stuff you guys like.
>>215089059I'm not american and neither are you brown boy
>>215088693>>215089174>>215089337>>215089432
>You wanna fuck, or fight?what do you do in this situation
>>215088786>If you're not in a gang and a riot breaks outyou are in a gang. you were in a gang when you walked in. you were born in a gang. look in the mirror
>>215088869Rolling
>>215089769These are such good examples of why collectivist thinkers are weak, just like that G.I. robot they use for the same purpose. What matters isn't discourse, debate, truth seeking, but being pointed towards the acceptable target and allowed to act on all their internal resentment.
>>215089769Bottom right is deceasedhttps://www.familiesfirstcare.com/hugo-hendrix/
>>215089800>>215089808>>215089834>>215089835Is anyone here going to discuss television?
>>215089800>>215088786You can join the woods to avoid joining a gang but you're kind of still in a gang, just one of all creeds and colours instead of a race gang.
>>215089835>>215089769
>>215089858>coloursNo one's talking to you foreigner. Now get mad.
>>215088869Iron up
>>215088479Those little stabs would not drop anyone that quick. That Ukrainian woman was still alive for minutes for example
>>215089874Bye
>>215089480How embarrassing
>>215089721Have a stiff drink when you watch it, it's great.
>>215089936I'm trying to cut back but fuck it. I will have a drink and enjoy.
>>215089868I don't take orders from mutts lmfao
>>215090029Dumb esl poster
>>215089671heaven, but also if theres just one really hot handsome tall guy
>>215089986damn, i want to try this.
>>215090154Ding ding put put
>>215088869roalling for local burner
>>215088354>badassThere's nothing badass about being locked up against your will for the rest of your life.
>>215088786Move to a side of the yard and sit there and wait for the guards to tear gas the retarded gang members. Prison isn't a hard place anymore, most people can get by just fine unaligned. If you aren't carrying colors and aren't an annoying retarded bitch racking up debt and pissing everyone off, if some gang starts to target you they'll get targeted by other gangs because it'll look like they're trying to make a move against unaffiliateds to fold them into their structure.Most gangs in there just want to keep their heads down and do their time so they get out. Only basketballs are feral enough to act out against their own best interest and the aryans and Chicanos keep them under wraps.
>>215088354an underappreciated aspect of how awful jail/prison is is that everyone in there stinks like shit and BO and unbrushed teeth 24/7, and so the entire jail also consequently starts to smell like shit, BO, and bad breath. Diseases also spread like wildfires in there. Prisoners are the fucking dirtiest most disgusting people you'll ever meet outside of india. Really hampers their cool factor imo
>>215088869My irl prison name was Zesty Molesty. I didn't have a good time, I won't explain why.
>>215090371t. Retard talking out their assHygiene is taken so seriously in prison your cellies will beat your ass if you don't sit down to piss because cells are miniscule and they don't want your fucking piss getting all over their shit. If you're a stink lord that doesn't keep their filth in check you're getting your ass beat every single night until they move you into isolation.
>>215090379My prison nickname was mandingo. It was not fun
>>215088869rolling
RIP THAT JANNY'S HEAD OFF
>>215089986sounds like a king cobra drink
>>215091617This man made the most disgusting food and drinks I've ever seen in my life. RIP You absolute wastoid retard
>>215088869something good please...
Prison looks like it sucks
>>215088354>looks like your typical WS prison crew>except for that conspicuous tryhard at the bottom leftBerthal sucks KEK
>>215088869rollinthis movie sucks ass tho
>>215091817>lil punkOH NOOOOO
>>215089835I do that shit to everyone I hate who dies. I left this for pic related, who died in a flaming DUI wreck:>man will totally miss you dude bro>keep rokken out in heaven horns up dude>swig a couple few fer meI even signed it with the name of a chick he's alleged to have raped in high school.Sometimes they catch me and delete, but mostly not.
>>215091892This idiot died on his Harley and my guestbook comment was:>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>215088479Won't he automatically get chair for this?
>>215090427I go to jail to talk to inmates like every other day. These niggas fucking stink like ass
>>215091980In cucked states they usually just give you another life sentence and put you in solitary for a few months.
>>215088354Prison is not badass at all.
>>215089933You don't talk to Green Fish like that
Would you cook for your bunkie?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wach6LrniGc&list=PLD6Sgf4KJta4BmPelQEwQWHpyJhc2aIUm&index=1
>>215088869>no shot caller yetTime to change that.
>>215088869I'm ready to put in the work
>>215088786As someone that knows a prison guard, your questions is meaningless.It has the same effect as asking"If a wild fire rises on the woods and I'm on a cabin, should I try to go the basement with some wet blankets, or go heads first in the well, or..."
>>215091975Cool, dude! now go away
>>215088869Rolllllllllllingger
>>215088869GOOD MORNING
>>215088869keep rollin rollin rollin
It is OP. And when they check your hard drive you may get a chance at itYOU could become the shot caller
>>215088869
reach out to black and have them call the shot on brown
As an autist, the regimented day of something like a white collar prison is kind of appealing. They seem to have time to read and play games and socialize in a controlled environment, meals are taken care of, no actual work. What's stopping me from committing some kind of fraud and turning myself in?
>>215088354Eses and Woods. How many navy seals?
>>215094861There are feral black people that will kill you for disrespectin'
>>215094985Not in civilized wypipo prison
Why did the black inmate got zesty'd while he got off scot-free?
>>215096083He wasn't crying like a bitch and made himself a target.
>>215094861if you are enjoying it, you are probably in the wrong prison
>>215089671lmao i would shank fools left and right so i could stay in there forever
>>215091892do you still live in appleton?
>>215091892>>215091975guaranteed this is breakroom
>>215088869Rawlin
>>215088354Yes, but you'll realistically get your ass kicked everyday.
>>215088869rollin'
>>215088869you don't pick your name on a level 4 cali yard, you put in that work for your people and you roll for it I DONT MAKE THE FUCKIN RULES
>>215098790>shankfishlol, might as well of called yourself hogrider
>>215089894kirk
>>215098809iron up, wood. we got a no hands policy on cali yards. 88 seconds of pain in the shower, be there or get booked by the woodpile.
>>215089834None of those people are collectivists. They're doing everything humanly possible to try and stand out. Actual collectivists are fascists or old school communists.
>>215098847kinda like you "iron up" after seeing some 2/10 stumbling out of the bar on a tuesday night
>>215088869im sneed
>>215089358It’s all good in the hood wood.>peni death squad tattoo on stomachBack when punks and skins started legitimately feared gangs. It’s interesting American history sorta lost to time. https://lbpost.com/hi-lo/the-long-beach-origins-of-one-of-californias-most-notorious-white-power-gangs/
>>215089787Jerk off facing him and then turn around and fart in his face
>>215098926Look up LA Death Squad (LADS), Vicious Circle, FFF, FANG, etc
>>215088869humble
>>215098940>farting in prison
>>215088869Rollerino
>>215088786It depends on the system; but in a California/Southern prison, yes you stick to your race and you're expected to get down for the woodpile, sure you're not expected necessarily to kill anyone but you have to participate
>>215088646it's common to join a racial gang in prison for protection. you don't complain about the black and mexican gangs because you're a faggot.
>>215089503gay
>>215089721fuck that's an old reference. zoomers could never.
>>215088354Guy on the right has a face like a clown. Like they said on Awesome Show: "Real clown traits". lolLike he looks like a natural clown with no makeup. Look at his face on his head. Can you just picture a red afro wig on him?
>>215088869call the thot
>>215088529I always hated his face and him. I saw Burn Notice promos and he seemed like such a smug asshole with a face I wanted to punch. Kind of a Mike Pence face now that I think about it. Though he turned out to be a hero in the end.But I finally saw Donovan in Fargo S2 and came around on him. And then the state of modern TV and my desperation even for the "nostalgia" of 2007 led to to watching, and loving Burn Notice. Who knew? Then he was good in Sicario. And I guess I watched Shot Caller just for him because I didn't know who the main dude was. It's like how I came around on vanilla, or onions on pizza. Time changes things I guess.
>>215088479damien echols reliving the glory days
>>215088869Rollin
>>215088869Rolling for Redwood's mustache.
>>215088869Roll
>>215099578Glasses Lighter? That's stupid. Not all of them work.
>>215099539Trashy seems like a total bro
>>215099585Now THIS ONE I can live with. lol
>>215099539reroll
>>215088786Prison is the same as high school. Most are still kids but now are super violent. Literally just keep your head down, try to be cool, and don’t cause trouble.. you’ll be fine. I’ve known several dudes who were in prison and they made it out with no trouble. Only retard that faced trouble was that one that started it. If you absolutely have to fight back, fight back and word will quickly spread of how you stood your ground. No one likes a pussy that gets walked over.
>>215088354I've seen American history X shot caller felon brawl in cell block 69 starred up Chopper bronsonAny other prisoner kino that I can watch
>>215099539Rolling for the smuggest bitch
>>215099608Yeah, I imagine unless you did some really vile shit to go to prison, you won't be housed with the guys who beat and shank and kill other inmates regularly. Movies like to make it out to be the worst of the worst. The likelihood some white collar guy like him would be in a situation that could escalate to what it did is pretty ridiculous, but that's how movies work. It was so well made that I just went with it. Crazy shit does happen. People go to prison for shit they didn't even do.But for the most part it seems like regular people who did something stupid and had to do some time won't get turned out or bullied too bad. At least that's what I tell myself. In the back of my mind I always worry a little about having to go to prison. Some mistake you have nightmares about. But I'm middle aged now. Probably not going to happen.
>>215099539roll
>>215088869Rolling for fish.
>>215099616Escape from AlcatrazGreen MileEscape at DannemoraPrison Break is pretty dumb, but if you like network action like 24 you might be into it. It's not highbrow or anything.The Longest Yard (not the Sandler remake)Tango and CashI know there are more but I can't think of any right now.
>>215099616Cool Hand Luke
>>215088869ROLLINAROONI
>>215098947This shit is so interesting. These guys were out there irl whilst we spent our lives online
>>215088869Rollin with the boys>>215091817You need to watch your mouth brother
PoC gangs totally rule the prison, caucasians are fucked.
>>215088869Locked in
>>215088869here we go
>>215099539here we
>>215091647wtf cobra died?
>>215089894>schizo feral nigger stabbing wildly vs hyperborean race warrior making quick efficient incisions
>>215099616InsideSon of a gun
>>215091817>lil punkunfortunate
>>215095008looks comfy. do they get internet?
>>215088869Woah
>>215099539>$8m bailwhat the heck
>>215099539roll for this bitch
first I wouldn't join any stupid fucking racist gang and if someone even mentioned that shit to me, I would fucking attack them and knock them out.I train in Taekwondo and kickboxing and I wouldn't be someone to fuck with. I would be the cool quiet dude in the corner that no one fucks withI would also try and unite all the gangs together by educating these people in communism and this racis tshit would end. I would end up running the prison
>>215088869good morning sirs
>>215088869this is my yard now
>>215088869rollin for cool name
>>215099539Gimmie a slut
>>215088869>>215099539 re rolling, this time its for real
>>215095008I live like this now with the added bonus of being able to leave any time I want.
>>215088646Aryan Brotherhood is the biggest most badass prison gang.
>>215088869shot caller
>>215088354squishy faced retard
>>215088354I bet you get hard for most men, you faggot.
>>215094861The US is a corrupt second world nation and your ass will wind up in gen pop in some for profit private prison
>>215099539>99I could fix her.
>>215101382AB is small in numbers.
>>215099539Bitch come
>>215099608just avoid talking about drugs, sex, or gambling and don't snitch and you'll be ok most of the time
>>215088869rororollin
>>215099539Wilda get.
Women's prisons are worse as far as unsanitary conditions. They may not be as violent as men's prisons but man the smell, the smell..
>>215101382Nazi gangs are just bitches to the Mexicans in and out of prison.
>>215101619AB and Mexicans are allied against niggers for the most part
>>215088869Rollan
>>215101606most of that is fat gross dykes who force weaker chicks to eat them out or finger them
>>215088869Rolando
prison conditions vary by state but the South generally has the worst ones and the summer weather makes them exceptionally miserable
>>215101189>being able to leave any time I want.... do you?
>>215088354My brother's been in a Louisiana lockhouse for at least 5 years and he currently has 3 separate Pathfinder campaigns going with his cellmates and they watch anime on Saturday nights and go in together on pizza and stuff when some non profit or fast food restaurant trying to look charitable on camera brings it in.
>>215088869i ain't a lame, and i definitely ain't no fish, duck, or toad.
>>215101690Southern prisons are generally 75% black inmates and the ancient tradition of using them as unpaid labor is still a thing. In boomer times COs used to easily get away with torture, rape, and abuse of inmates down there especially if they were non-white although the system is a little better policed nowadays.
>>215101725Since people are talking about southern prisons I will say he got transferred to this one after he ended up in the hospital from malnutrition and heat exhaustion at the previous prison in Baton Rouge. So not all sunshine and DnD but most of the pain comes from the people in charge being a mix of cruel, incompetent, and cheap/profit motivated
>>215101690>>215101619Won't find Aryan Nation shit in Northeast prisons as those are all Catholic Irish and guidos who don't like that and you'll get your ass kicked for it.
>>215101749piss off a CO and enjoy being sodomized with a broom handle and tied to the fence in the exercise yard in your underwear and left outside in the Southern summer weather in mid-day until you're dropping from dehydration and your skin looks like beef jerky. the South really sucks, man.
>>215088869>>215099539Roll
>>215101749not that prison is nice nowadays but in the 70s it was really bad, Silent Gen and boomers were like wild animals
>>215088869i call
>>215102187Given the psychopathy of law abiding boomers, I shudder to think of what their criminals were like.
>>215098926>>215098947Thanks for this. I had been wondering why at least two of them had PEN1 tattoos and what they meant.
>>215099539rolling but>70-72>removed tattoohow the fuck is that an offence
>>215088869sneed
>>215088869Please not Shank keisterer!
>>215099539Rollando-Garros
>>215088869rolle
>>215104266kek I'll kms
>>215089503his anal content sucks. If I wanted to watch a mentally ill fuck jerking off I would do it myself in front of a mirror
>>215088869rollin
>>215101723not him but if you WFH that's basically your life. My social skills are non-existant now compared to years before, because I spend too much time in my house and having a nice room is just comfy
>>215101606Kill yourself.
>>215099684I liked the Adam Sandler remake
>>215088786>If you're not in a gang and a riot breaks out, what do you do? Stick with your race and hope you don't get in trouble/killed? if you're black, spanish or white, chances are someone will try to press you to join their click. You gotta stand 0 toes down if you dont want to join their drama. Even if you a little time, when you on the outside, they will send people to remember the favors and that now you "own" them.t. did 4 months up north
>>215104506>click
>>215104340he needs to deepthroat a cock already
>>215099539go
>>215088869rollo
>>215088479This except it would be penis in my ass and I'd like it
>>215099539Rollerino
>>215088869Shot status?
>>215088529He has no chin
>>215099539Oh no please don't let 52 have me
>>215090379Mine was Bendover Ben
>>215088869gimme
>>215088869roll
>>215101725so which one of his weeb bros his made his bottom bitch?
>>215099539Jillian please
>>215094861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4
>>215088869Test
>>215105475I got banned for posting "test" once
>>215105621It implies ban-evasion. Better to just make some low-effort post instead if that's what you're doing.
>>215099465But why not pick more variety in mascots and symbols
>>215102187>Silent Gen and boomers were like wild animalsLead poisoning. It was in the paint and in the gas we burned. Lead poisoning is a direct contributor to violent behavior.
>>215088869slow day
>>215099539rollin
>>215089721>is this actually worth a watch?No. It's dumb as fuck.
>>215090379>>215090521>>215105103The whites called me Suck Machine, the blacks called me Cock Sock and the Latinos called me El DAPperino
>>215089835>>215089769>>215089860Wow that’s a HARD 29
>>215104404That’s because you’re an urbanized, domesticated, screen addicted, no lifer, living in a dystopia of your own volition
>>215106147its about fear on a primal level
>>215088646Why do black gangs have tons of Muslim shit on their body even though they know nothing about real Islam? Why do gang banging cholos tattoo crosses and the virgin mary on their chest right next to a pagan Aztec symbol? Same shit.
>>215088869roll>>215098790>>215098847is this larper still locked up yet?
>>215099539rollin for Elizabeth
>>215108418FUCK
>>215088869grolling
>>215088869ok
>>215101804kek northeast white boys are soft af and just straight undisciplined. That's why west coast and sw gangs rule in the feds. You'll see AB/DWB/ABT/SAC etc. running fed programs for the whites but never some mafia/irish mob lames running shit. You bostonian/new yawk cats are prey. Straight facts.
>>215108897Even that wannabe wigger 1090 jake said that. Said that's why he went back to boston. Said the people there are not with the business and easy to punk out.
>>215099539Sure why not
>>215088869gimme something good
>>215088869ROLL
>>215099539rollo
>>215109001tbf tho jake is a known liar. his prison stories are bs and he only did like a year and a half
>>215088354>>215088786is there a 4chan gang in prison, i don't see me lasting in any other?
>>215089860It still boggles my mind that some people can get so fat they start storing it in their forehead and fuckin nose tooLike fuckin how????
>>215088869Shotcaller hereThis whole thread is greenlit
>>215099539ok
>>215101665how do you know
>>215098847This guy got exposed as a 5'6 larper faggot
>>215109559I got some bad news for you, Local Keisterer.
>>215088869Let’s put in work
>>215088869EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>215109814Think you’re tough, Lil’ Holder?
What prison youtubers are legit?
>>215088869okay
>>215088869This is what I was born for.
>>215088869Hahaha 4chuds acting tough so funny!!!!! XD
>>215109877None.
>>215088479this guy will always be Michael Weston to me >>215088869i'm getting a hwite name
>>215109877>prison youtubersJust go to the comment section of any random Shot Caller or Felon scene on YouTube. It's always full of people claiming they did time and sharing their own experiences. I unironically trust them a lot more than prison youtubers who are most likely exaggerating shit for views.
>>215089064You stay with your own race in prison, prison isn't like the movies. And someone will straighten your ass out by pulling your ass in cell as you get your ass beat and the guards arent going to do and say shit.
>>215088693>Punch nazis!>doesnt actually punch nazis
>>215109961One comment on a Shot Caller clip was from a norteno who was proud they were the only ones to stand up to the eme and the Aryan Brothers. Seems that movie was accurate after all (nortenos and naggers vs Whites and eses)
>>215088964>Woodpile>also called a "Faggot"Yeah youd definitely be going to the Woodpile wouldnt you? Youre like the dudes that get aggro after watching ufc
>>215088996You would call shit, but youd hear to give Mean Joe his honey bun before he smashes your fuckng face in.
>>215109877Mine, I can act like a hard ass infant of my phone too. Like everyone in this thread that wouldn't last in prison. I wouldn't either but I like calling people out on their bullshit.
>>215108897>kek northeast white boys are soft af and just straight undisciplined. That's why west coast and sw gangs rule in the feds. You'll see AB/DWB/ABT/SAC etc. running fed programs for the whites but never some mafia/irish mob lames running shit. You bostonian/new yawk cats are prey. Straight facts.Ive seen 90s days in too, but calm down a bit boh.
>>215104506YOU STAY WITHIN YOUR OWN RACE, white person wont get in with mexicans in prison. This is surface level.
>>215101840Sounds more like a fantasy to me
>>215101725>they all watch animeNo they dont, youre a liar. Youre going to have sports on in prison more than anything. And if he did I hope he got raped.
>>215101690Prisons have a/c numbnuts
>>215100674But youre up against people who are avtuall6 violent and youre going to learn quick that no matter what you train in theres always a more badder motherfucker than you. And you WILL meet them in prison.
>>215099608>prison is the same as high schoolNo, no..just..no.
>>215089800>you were born in a gang. look in the mirrorProfound. Deep. Thoughtful.
>>215091617It actually is. RIP Cobes, you nasty motherfucker
>>215088869Ready to call shots
>>215088869I call the shots. Check them.
we'd all get raped in prison
>>215100204Yeah, Heart Attack a couple weeks back.
Shock Collar
>>215110900Big Fish hell yeah.
>>215099616American MeBlood In Blood OutSouth Central
>>215099616livestreams from the Louisiana Parole Board
>>215088869Idc about anything I just want "Big".
>>215089858>join the woodsThanks ChatGPT!
>>215088869ayyy
>>215088869i'm hard rolling
>>215091617TMDWU
>>215088869I hope I get a cool name.
>>215110455maybe (You) would, chump. I'm 6''4'' and a confirmed Aikido Sensei. speak for yourself.
>>215088869Shank Keisterer reporting
>>215100476>Son of a gunnever seen this kino talked about much. Highly recommend. Ewan Mcgregor kino.
>>215088869time to call shots!
