>here's your...*checks notes*...high school talent show
>>215088738God I wish that were me
>>215088738me as regina george
>>215088762>mfw i was alone in my dingy room playing wow in high school>stacys in my school were doing thisIt's crazy how worlds apart we are.
>>215088738The chicken on the right is the best dancer by far.
>>215088864Amanda seyfried can do the robot as well, she performed on Fallon a little bit.
>I'M SO OLD I'M AN OLD PERSON I'M OLD
>>215088813>attractive women talk on phonesWow so crazy just mad man broooo I bet they put bags of pizza rolls on their heads too. what a shite thread.
>>215088932Bless for giving us so much cheesecake like lacey chabert in pvc and Amanda seyfried in a nightie. Lindssy has never looked hotter.
>>215088910Actually the hottest one outbogball of them and held up the best.
>>215088813yea i also wished i was a girl in hs
>>215088738I'm in my mid 30's and I work as a tard wrangler for the local middle school. Last June the 8th grade class went over to the high school for some pep rally to get them all stoked to enter the 9th grade.So we get over there and part of the assembly featured the cheerleading team dancing around in their skirts like absolute whores. I'm surrounded by female teachers and 8th grade students. My autist is sitting to the right of me, and on the left is a female teacher I once got stood up on a date by after she asked me out. I spent 95% of their "performance" looking directly upward inspecting the sprinkler system on the ceiling to see if it was up to code.What should I have done here? Is it rude NOT to watch the teenage girls in their highly sexualized cheerleading uniforms gyrate around for my amusement? Why did their fathers pay for years of dance lessons and then let them do this? Would the female teacher have gotten mad at me if I had been looking? Would she have had a right to get mad?
>>215088932>34 years old
>>215088738>Not including the knee-slap bit
>>215089074I wonder if father's have become completely emasculated cucks or are just straight up absent. It's always been the dad to tell their daughter to put more clothes but now they're walking around dressed like straight up whores. I don't consider them men and I like to do petty things like stand in their way while they sheepishly try to go around me.
>>215088762PLAP
>>215089074i think your main priority should be looking after the sperg, tbqh.
>*checks notes*bro think he the nostalgia critic
>>215089231He was sitting there entranced like a normal teenage boy. He's got asperger's you can take him to the grocery store and shit, he's not a downie who will try and chase the girls and give them a hug.
>>215089143Inner thigh slap. Agreed but fuck Donald trump. Project 2025 will destroy all freedoms.
>>215089074Sunglasses you fucking idiot
>>215089545>wearing sunglasses indoorsI teach autistic kids, I'm not one of them
>>215088762HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGOH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I WANT TO BE A SEXY LADY SO FUCKING MUCH, BROS!!!Ohh myyy god ohh fuck oh FUCK guys... GUYS.. I’m gonna- oh I’m gonna- I’m gonna- I’m gonna FUCKINNG COOM! AHHHHHHH IM COOMING!!! IM COOOOOOOMINGGG!!!!>WHY YES I HAVE BEEN FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING TO THE THOUGHT OF FUCKING MYSELF ALA LOKI HOW COULD YOU TELL *SPLOOOOOODGE*
>>215089545Yeah man just sit inside a school watching underrage girls while wearing fucking sunglasses. You're one of those perverts who doesn't realise everyone can see what he's doing.
2024 did it better.
>>215088738LiLo used to be perfect
>>215089026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAFuD-S-e_E
Here's the mean girl I told you about.
>>215089112Please no anon, Tina Fey is much much older than I am, she can't be 34 in mean girls that doesn't emotionally make sense to me
>>215089074>What should I have done here?watch>Is it rude NOT to watch the teenage girls in their highly sexualized cheerleading uniforms gyrate around for my amusement?no>Why did their fathers pay for years of dance lessons and then let them do this?who cares>Would the female teacher have gotten mad at me if I had been looking?see aboveWould she have had a right to get mad?once again see above
>>215088738>high school setting>actors are all over 25
>>215088813I played WoW in highschool too and I had sex in my senior year. You are the only one responsible for your life being shit.
I made the WEBM myself.
Tina Fey wrote the most realistic depiction of high school girls and women in general. Sex and the City was always just gay men making fun of women. This movie showed the truth that all women actually hate each other and would turn on each other immediately.
>>215090047Amanda > Lacey > Rachel > Lindsay
>>215088762Yeah this shot made me AGP hard anon. Being a woman must be awesome unless you're ugly. Then its worse than being an incel chud.
>>215089112>>215088932id like to see tina fey sitting on my toilet eating a reuben
>>215089188In real life outside of porn fantasies, high school cheerleaders', skirts go down to their knees and they're so closed together, like, literally a narrow design, there is no up skirt
>>215089464project 2025 is based and you should have listen to kamala when she warned about it now you are fucked
>>215090047Lacey was so coy and Amanda was the sultriest.
>>215090186millie is very cute too, i approve!
>>215090186trying too hard, shlomo.
I like how modern tribalism has forced Tina Fey into accepting the modern liberal narrative even though she's one of the strongest female perspective.
>>215089617Is she fattie?
>>215088953they also got fucked by all the black guys on the football team. swallowed every load.
>>215089188Fathers that try to restrict their whore daughters from being whore daughters generally either get divorced and removed from their kids' lives because the mother takes offense, or lambasted online by their daughters who want the freedom to be whores. Its a different time, Anon, we let women take control of things and have to deal with the consequences of that act.
>>215089464>You>[ _ ] WHITE>[ _ ] AMERICAN>[ X ] SOON TO BE DEPORTED TO CECOT FOR BEING TREANT DE GUANOtick tock, paco
>>215091181Palantir and project 2025 will be your dog collar and chains, rube.
>>215091239NTA, but its worth it if we can get rid of all the browns at this point. The Constitution was a fantastic document, perhaps THE seminal document out of all of human history, but if it forces us to continue to live in a nation with brownoid subhumans we may have to throw it out and adopt a document that excludes browns. Simple as.
Gretchen is the hottest one. Regina looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome and her forehead is fuckin massive.
>>215091263This guy is a foreign agent conducting a psyop. When they talk about getting rid of the constitution, that is their mask off moment. Slava Ukrainiania!
>>215088762What is that pillowcase material called? It looks so comfy
>>215088738that's more or less what actually happens at high school talent shows, actually now the girls literally try to recreate this scene
>>215089617>>215090047Compare and contrast.
>>215088738Retard
>>215091333Probably satin.
>>215091427hail satin!
>>215091435I loved Adventureland as well.
>>215088738ugh safe horny.
>>215091557What is the opposite?
>>215089074You should probably kill yourself. You are a guy in your mid 30's who is a professional babysitter for retards so socially uncomfortable you are here asking how to behave around 16 year olds.The "best" case scenario for you is you do something truly truly horrific and get remembered for that.
>>215088762AGP queen
>>215091388>>215089617disgusting lmao
