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Anonymous

>wasn't the road for camp crys(...) 10/07/25(Tue)19:40:04 No.215089663

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>wasn't the road for camp crystal lake back there? Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)19:40:04 No.215089663 Archived

>please stop
i could've saved her :(

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)19:42:22 No.215089699

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)19:42:22 No.215089699

You're DOOMED
You're all DOOMED

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)21:07:43 No.215091131

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)21:07:43 No.215091131

>>215089663

I watched this movie when I was 11 and I am 99% certain it fucked up my sexual fantasies forever. I always got diamond hard watching the pretty girls get killed and always imagined myself as the killer. I would think about having sex with her as she bleeds out.

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)21:28:48 No.215091472

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)21:28:48 No.215091472

>>215091131
what are your thoughts on jason takes manhattan

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)21:29:48 No.215091492

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)21:29:48 No.215091492

>>215089663
Yeah, but we’re going to Camp Fuck.

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)21:30:34 No.215091510

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)21:30:34 No.215091510

>>215091131
Most women would be into that nowadays so not even that weird of a thing anymore.
Wanting to start a Stanley family where the woman stays at home and raises your kids is now viewed as terrible, evil, and twisted.

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)21:32:11 No.215091535

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)21:32:11 No.215091535

>>215091472
Perhaps the silliest of the series. Haven't seen it recently and I'm not sure if there's any T and A at all.

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)21:32:43 No.215091544

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)21:32:43 No.215091544

>>215089699
They've all coomed!
Coomed!

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)21:35:25 No.215091596

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)21:35:25 No.215091596

>>215091510
>Most women would be into that nowadays

They are very hard to find even online. I used to have a few chat partners that were into necro and snuff but it scares a lot of women away.

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)21:37:59 No.215091642

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)21:37:59 No.215091642

>>215091535
>not sure if there's any T and A at all.
There are:
https://cdn1.aznude.com/tiffanypaulsen/fridaythe13thpartviii/paulsen-fridaymanhat-n-2.jpg
Only Friday the 13th movie without nudity is Jason Lives, but I'm sure that the upcoming TV show and Movie WB is filming right now won't have nudity, horror avoids nudity nowadays, the last 2 Halloween movies for example, they claim to be a direct follow up to the original movie which had nudity, yet they avoid showing a single tit

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)21:42:29 No.215091718

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10/07/25(Tue)21:44:57 No.215091757

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)21:44:57 No.215091757

>>215091642
>horror avoids nudity nowadays

Slasher movies used to be such an erotic release with sexy deaths too but that went out of style. It's like modern horror makers don't understand what made these old slashers successful. Give me a good slow gut stab with the girl making her best O face as she squirms and I can finish.

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)21:48:32 No.215091820

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)21:48:32 No.215091820

>>215091718
Based Jason

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)21:55:45 No.215091944

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)21:55:45 No.215091944

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10/07/25(Tue)22:04:18 No.215092108

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)22:04:18 No.215092108

>>215089699
>>215091544
You guys should watch "Hysterical", horror spoof from the 80s. There's a crazy guy telling everybody that they're "Doooomed!" and in order to save the day, he has to kill himself and he goes...
>"I'm dooooomed!!!"

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)22:18:42 No.215092409

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)22:18:42 No.215092409

>>215091944
scream one so tuff

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)22:19:00 No.215092416

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)22:19:00 No.215092416

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Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)22:21:00 No.215092452

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)22:21:00 No.215092452

>>215091492
can i get directions haha

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)22:23:19 No.215092495

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)22:23:19 No.215092495

>>215092416
Kino

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)22:32:02 No.215092664

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)22:32:02 No.215092664

>>215092416
Goddamn those abs are sexy

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)22:33:46 No.215092696

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)22:33:46 No.215092696

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>>215092495

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)22:36:41 No.215092753

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)22:36:41 No.215092753

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>>215092416
Jason X is the omega point of all cinematic expression. It makes all other film completely redundant.
>ITS OKAY! HE JUST WANTED HIS MACHETE! WHEW!

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)22:49:19 No.215092985

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)22:49:19 No.215092985

>>215091944
Freddy if he fetus

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)23:06:17 No.215093263

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)23:06:17 No.215093263

>>215092696
>we LOOOVVEEEE premarital sex!

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)23:07:19 No.215093275

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)23:07:19 No.215093275

>>215089663
>>215089699

He was an American Original.

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)23:15:02 No.215093394

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)23:15:02 No.215093394

>>215091944
>Scream 4's Ghostface has a rule against killing gays
>Scream 5's Ghostface has a rule against killing anyone who isn't white
>Half of the movies are Ghostface trying to kill the exact same girl and failing over and over again, he never won (Freddy and Jason managed to kill one of the final girls in the sequels)
>Only one in that pic that has nothing paranormal going on, the one from the 3rd movie used fog and a bulletproof suit to make himself look paranormal but was still just a regular guy in the end
>Only horror character in that pic that isn't from the 70s or 80s
>Only one in that pic not to have a single movie with uncensored tits
>Haven't seen 6 but I assume is a shit as 5
>According to the leaked plot of 7 Ghostface would try to kill the girl from the first 4 movies AGAIN
>2 of them cried and beg for mercy after they were unmasked before getting killed
Most pathetic horror villain

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)00:33:49 No.215094748

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)00:33:49 No.215094748

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>>215092108
That movie is so bad

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)00:34:40 No.215094765

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)00:34:40 No.215094765

>>215092416
best kill of the entire franchise

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)01:23:53 No.215095617

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)01:23:53 No.215095617

>>215093394
>Leaked Scream 7 plot
I'll bite. How's it go?

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)01:40:42 No.215095841

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)01:40:42 No.215095841

>>215091131
Patrick Bateman?

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)02:06:49 No.215096282

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)02:06:49 No.215096282

>>215089663
She should have been the main girl wtf were they thinking

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)02:08:12 No.215096304

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)02:08:12 No.215096304

>>215089663
She was the cutest girl and the original was the best F13.
Don’t @ me.

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)02:41:47 No.215096788

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)02:41:47 No.215096788

>>215092696
Pot

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)03:03:56 No.215097106

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)03:03:56 No.215097106

Agua…

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)03:17:27 No.215097309

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)03:17:27 No.215097309

>>215091642
Based

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)03:18:16 No.215097325

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)03:18:16 No.215097325

>>215091718
literally me

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)03:57:09 No.215097854

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)03:57:09 No.215097854

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>>215096282
>She should have been the main girl
it's a good fake out, they focus on her for a bit before her death. it's still effective :)
although if you're talking overall, yeah. alice is kinda meh and she looks awful with that hair. she's cute when her hair gets all messed up in the end

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)04:08:43 No.215097966

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)04:08:43 No.215097966

>>215097854
It's proof that shitty subverting expectations has been around for decades