Why did they dedicate an entire episode to Frogger, tv?Was Jerry a big frogger fan or something
>>215091490Jerry seems a big fan of candy references.>Jujyfruits>Oh Henry! candy bars>Chuckles>Junior Mints>Whole episode about eating candy bars with a fork
>>215091490jerry's generation grew up with games like froggerit'd be like a modern sitcom referencing pokemon
Frogger is one of the best vidyas of all time
It was a metaphor about George's life.
>>215091490What are you, a Pac Man guy?
>>215091490Not sure why ya'll can't stfu about this sorrowfully out of date show. Jewish humor is very cynical and soul-sucking. Let's worship this world, it's pathetic trappings, and snark about the goyim providing them.
>>215091666>>ChucklesIt was Chunkies
>>215092254You’re being cynical right now
>>215092275You're lookin' a bit chunky there, boy
>>215092254>s sorrowfully out of date showWhat's out of date about it you fucking zoomer retard?
Spy Hunter > Frogger
That's like saying "why did they dedicate an entire episode to a label maker?" The episode was about George being a perceived failure in life and this Frogger machine high score was all he had left. It was a great episode.
>>215092328I got a label maker once as a kid and it was awesomeso was Frogger for that matter
>>215091490>Main actor's name is Jerry>his sidekick/co-creator's name is LarryWho comes up with this bullshit?
>>215091685>He's got my memory card Jerry! It's got my Lv.100 Pikachu on it Jerry!>So what? Anyone can catch a Pikachu. He's not even any good. I'll get you a new one.>IT'S NOT THE SAME JERRY
>>215092254It's not jewish humor. It was the most mainstream comedy hit of the 90s. It's sad how ignorant and bigoted you are, zoomer faggot.
>>215092309Spy Hunter moved too fast to get very far. And the home console versions were even worse.
>>215092254I'd be surprised if I found out you'd made eye contact with an adult in the past 6 months.
>>215092391I guess they did when they became friends and made the show. Your question doesn't really even make sense.
>>215091685And don't forget to Pokémon Go to the polls!
>>215092254Well it's on TV all the time. It's on several different channels in blocks for hours at a time. Never went away. It's been in syndication for over 30 years straight and it's a big streaming hit too.I'm watching it right now:cytu dot be/r/Seinfeld-ZaeleshThe Human Fund episode is on right now. Kramer's makin' bagels!
>>215092418try Highway Pursuit, aka Spy Hunter Remake:https://www.adamdawes.com/games/highway-pursuit.htmlsome 2003-era freeware kino.
>>215092309i played a spy hunter ripoff on the atari called major motion and it was really fun and i thought it was the first game like that so when i saw spy hunter on the nes i thought that was the ripoffdamn this looked so much cooler in my memories
>>215092254Imagine being SO obsessed with Jews that you can't even enjoy a universally-appreciated classic like Seinfeld.
>>215092516It's doubly retarded because Seinfeld is one of the great ones, he's always stood by his Christian friends and never shekeled anyone or even milked his own product to the ground.These people are just broken, they don't know what they're complaining about or have any firm grasp of the societal problems that exist, they're just hurting from their own mismanaged lives and lash out using the only scapegoat they know will get them sympathy on the internet.
>>215092560Jerry Seinfeld is a huge asshole actually. But yes the show is good and should be able to be enjoyed without a /pol/ lecture from an idiot
Frogger is cool. I was not even alive when Frogger was invented, but I can tell you, it is a cool game.
>>215092500I'm sure my computer won't run something so old. Never does. I'm not good enough to do whatever adjustments need made to run old games.
Why did they dedicate an entire episode to dating high school girls, tv?Was jerry a big high school girl fan or something
>>215092577He's always been nice to me. I think he's just a little on the spectrum, if you can believe it.
>>215092609Oh my god. Wait a minute.Mr. Richard's sir....you...you post on 4chan?
>>215092601Living the dream.Also "high school girl" is a poor descriptor, she was a wealthy prominent socialite, hardly some ingénue plucked before her time
>>215092609Who the fuck are you?
>>215092632I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW
>>215092577Colin Quinn explained once on the Opie and Anthony show that Seinfeld wants to live a normal life despite being rich and famous so he only have friends who won't mark out every time they see him or try to use him for money or fame. Like they have a ritual and routine when they get lunch together that never changes
>>215092711Sure but he also just seems like an emotionally flat prick desu. You ever watch that comedians in cars show. He doesn't seem socially attuned
>>215091733Frogger is very good but have you tried Millipede?>inb4 Centipede fagsYes, that's good too but Millipede did everything Centipede did but better. You only like it more because its easier. Git gud.
>>215092516This entire website has been taken over by antisemitic interests. I don't know if it's bots or just actual crazy people, but yeah, you can't have any fucking topic at all without some jew shit being brought up. I saw an egg diet thread on /fit/ with anons suggesting the jews are pushing eggs on everyone. It's always pure nonsense. I never heard ANY of this shit in the 90s. They had the holocaust exhibits where people would warn about the scary possibility of such hatred and persecution returning someday, and sadly they were right. And it's come in the form of lardo incel zoomers who were raised by the internet. So while it's fucked up, it's not exactly threatening. But it's annoying as hell when every single topic you can imagine is infiltrated by some entity suggesting that "jews are bad".Pathetic.
>>215092739I think only a few key people see whatever the real him is
>>215092632>Richard'swow, that's the worst example of the unnecessary apostrophe I've ever seen. A guy's fucking NAME!LOL
>>215092711Yeah, I remember reading about that. It's like Larry Miller and Paul Reiser and a couple other guys, and they eat at the same place every year.
>>215092275NTA but George's paramedics get into a fistfight over Chuckles and then the drives crashes it.
>>215092840For me, it's Ladybug
>>215091490It couldve been any early 80s arcade game but they went with frogger because for the traffic gag similiar to why futurama chose space invaders
>>215092840>git gudIs that the cutesy, babytalk way to write "get good"? And "get good" is your suggestion to someone who should prefer Millipede to Centipede?Even when I understand what you're trying to convey it seems childish and stupid. You don't socialize with real people much, do you?
>>215092840Not a stoner but I always really loved that whole trippy mushroom forest aesthetic and how it changed color every level, all those glowing phosphors on black really did it for me back in the day, it really was like looking into a magical world
For me it was Operation Wolf
>>215092913>NTA but George's paramedics get into a fistfight over Chuckles and then the drives crashes it.Good find. I forgot about that.
>>215092952You're trying too hard, like how Elaine in heat is trying too hard to spray Jerry with her musk to trigger arousal and mounting behavior
>>215091666"The Oh Henry! candybar fortune" is one of my favorite jokes-without-a punchline from the show. Like how "vegetable lasagna" always makes me smile.
>>215092254>Jewish humor = le badYou hate Seinfeld, Mel Brooks movies , the Naked Gun & Airplane movies, The 3 Stooges?
>>215092913True. Chunkies AND Chuckles both had their moments on the show. I actually just tried Chuckles for the first time ever last year. I found out about them because Siskel and Ebert had a big discussion about the best flavors and which order to eat them in. I guess they're more an East Coast candy, or something just before my time. But they still make them and they're pretty good.Cherry Clan I remember seeing on the coffeeshop counter too. I think those are Cherryheads now. But yeah, nothing quite like Chuckles. Five pieces, all different colors and flavors.
>>215092986LOL, so you can't justify the post or the phrase. I didn't think so. But you're still upset that I called you on it so you feel the need to respond. You also apparently misinterpreted the backwards episode if you think she was trying to bang Jugdish there.
>>215093006Yep. Anything jews had any hand in is now dead to me. I also hate all "liberals".Doesn't leave me a lot of entertainment choices outside of Kirk Cameron pictures. But what can I say? I'm a family values kind of guy. Jews don't have families. They just do bad satanic stuff from my research.
>>215092840For me, it's grinding the max Neopoints out of Meerca Chase every day after school
>>215092916Neat game and a beautiful cabinet.>>215092952You sound like a guy who can't get high scores on old arcade games and also likes kissing dudes>>215092955>magic world Absolutely. The changing bright colors of Centipede/Millipede really let it stand out. Luckily its also a lot od fun.
>>215093134You sound like a guy who would type "git gud" and no matter how many times he was asked to justify it, he kept changing the subject. As if he has no idea why he perpetuates the "traditions" he does, he just does it anyway because others have done it before him.
>>215093006Out of those I only like Seinfeld.
>>215093182Careful. If you keep pursuing this vain nonsensical attempt at discrediting my character i might sue for deformation. t. Billy M
>>215093067I don't know why you're having the worst day of your life but free advice it's not good to reinforce those damaged neural pathways
>>215093258So you don't know what 'gid gud' is all about just like everyone else. I'm not having a bad day at all. This kind of thing makes me happy. I'm winning as long as no one can satisfy me. And no one ever will so I continue to win. I've defeated everyone who's come at me so far. The only way this will end is if you stop responding or someone clearly explains the origin and purpose of the words and how it would ever be relevant. And that's not possible, is as often the case with complete nonsense. So I'm the big winner here.
>>215093321didn't readyou're trying too hard (see >>215092986)
>>215091490>Jerry, look at these aerial photographs of Auschwitz-Birkenau from 1944: I did the math. There are no shadows that would indicate a smokestack capable of safely venting cyanide gas!
>>215093415Holocaust denial. How edgy of you. Fucking stupid kids.
>>215094226Can you explain why there are no shadows that would indicate a smokestack capable of safely venting cyanide gas?
>>215094371>He can't, Jerry! You know what they call us? "Deniers". They call us "Deniers", Jerry, because they can't refute our rational criticism of the Holocaust mythos... In Germany they throw you in prison for saying what I'm saying! And we all know who "they" are...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhTf4R1byak
>>215094371>>215095161The issue is settled. You're not finding any holes in the story there, skinhead. You'll grow out of it or you won't. You may continue to be a piece of shit. You never had a chance.
>>215095234>skinhead as an "insult" in 2025ADwow, an actual boomer, is your refrigerator running gramps
>>215095411Why yes it is. And I've also got Prince Albert in a can.
>>215091666>Whole episode about eating candy bars with a forkwhy, how do YOU eat it? with your hands?
>>215095234By "settled" you mean all the Holocaust revisionists have been silenced with imprisonment and malicious prosecution?
>>215092403There are several episodes that very specifically focus on Jews and jewish customs, and beyond that the writing is very much imbued with Jerry and Larry's jewish attitude. You're blind if you think otherwise.
>>215093182Damn bruh...git gud
>>215092996>they stopped making oh henry in americaWhy didn't Sue Ellen Mischke save her family's candybar
>>215091666Missing a few big ones there>Twix>Pez>Drake's Coffee Cake>BoscoAnd that's just candy. There's massive amounts of food references that play huge parts in plot or have punchlines built around them like pretzels, lobster, marble ryes, risotto and black and white cookies.Fuck, now I'm hungry.
>>215095488>jewish attitudeDoesn't exist.
>>215095590Because of some other show reference probably. Her tits were too distracting. Hardy fucking har.
>>215095675Have you actually see Brenda Strong's tits? I've no idea how they looked so good in Seinfeld because in the flesh they're nothing special.
Pasta PrimaveraChocolate BabkaFat YogurtPastrami: the most sensual of the salted, cured meatsKashaSnappleNathan's Hot DogsPapaya King Hot DogsKung Pao ChickenSupreme Flounder, first time served in America"You got any Double Crunch?""You got any of those Mini Ritzes?""No soup for you."
Decaf Cappucino
"Is this a dill?""No, it's a tarragon."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFuBaRiKwD4
>>215092849Jew hatred is the result of people finally being exposed to the truth about Jews, their contempt for Christians, their lies about WWII, and their intent on destroying white western society.
>>215092996>"vegetable lasagna" always makes me smile.Yea, that's right.
>>215094226Holocaust liar. The work camps ze Germans set up were just like the camps set up in the U.S. and U.K. for POW's, and even the camps set up during the Boer war. Jews just lied and told everybody they were "death camps".
>>215093006>You hate Seinfeld, Mel Brooks movies , the Naked Gun & Airplane movies, The 3 StoogesNta but i hated mel gibson, naked gun and airplane before i got redpilled.Seinfeld is still great though. No social messaging. No emotional prodding. Just 123 funny.
>>215095234>The issue is settled.Future generations will know and accept the truth of the Jewish lies, as do many today.
>>215093227the defamation lawsuit wasnt about his fraudulent gamer skill.It was ENTIRELY about the claim that Mitchell got Apollo to kill himself with debt.
>>215096248>>215096156You people are the worst part about absolute free speech. You're ignorant and crazy and you ruin perfectly good threads with your hatespeech and lies. I pity you. Only the most miserable of people would spend their time trying to spread hatred and bigotry and disinformation. Sorry for whatever terrible childhood trauma you endured. But you should reevaluate your priorities.
>>215092403>It's not jewish humor.Oh it absolutely is. You’re being intellectually dishonest, just because you like it. And I’ll admit it, it’s well done. But the only thing that matches how tightly written a show it is, is how quintessentially jewish it is.
>>215096297>Only the most miserable of people would spend their time trying to spread hatred and bigotry and disinformation.Correct, and those people are called Jews.
>it's like smoking a chicken bone!
>>215096265lol, no. You'll remain as always, a tiny subset of fringe extremism that everyone laughs at and disregards. None of you choose to freely walk among society and publicly share your radical views. You're complete chickenshits. I wish I could tell you getting laid would chill you out, but I know you'll never score. And that is NOT the jews' fault. No matter what stupid marriage law bullshit or BBC normalizing lies you use to convince yourself.Mainstream society will never even be exposed to your reasonings and your theories. They just tune you out as soon as you start spouting your jew-hating bullshit. There have always been your subset and there always will be, because you won't harm the jews. Because the rest of us will always protect them. That's the Christian way.
>>215095751I always have tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of tuna: chicken salad, untoasted, with potato salad and a cup of tea.
>>215092300Not enough niggers, trannies, and other faggots.This confuses and enrages the Zoomie.
>>215096313You'd have defined "jewish humor" if it had a definition. There isn't one. I'm not being dishonest, you are. You're pretending something exists and yet you've got no evidence to support it. You just know it's funny and jews wrote it. Maybe Jews are just really culturally determined to succeed in areas like comedy, entertainment law, and show biz in general. Just like how Asians are good with math and science. Disciplined. It's their sense of humor which has sustained them for 3,000 years. Just like Tim Whatley said after he converted.
>>215096382And then he laughs like Duckman.
>>215096337I can bring you two small salads.
George likes his chicken spicy.
>>215096663
https://thesunshinerepublic.com/2024/04/07/the-real-inspiration-behind-seinfelds/
>>215091685jerry was 27 when frogger was released
Are there any places for rent in Tuscany?
>>215095597>>Drake's Coffee CakeThis was a big disappointment to me because there is no coffee in it.
The cycle is about to start over on Cytube. The early seasons are the comfiest.
>>215097501Don't think it's exclusive to that brand. Pretty sure the basic/standard recipe for coffee cake doesn't contain coffee.
>>215097501It's because you're supposed to eat it with your morning coffee
>>215092403David and Seinfeld were both worried the show would bomb because it was "too Jewish". the writing and comedy is about as kosher as it can possibly get, in the sense of it's a Jew writing about being a Jew.
>>215092916false advertisingat least Athena attempts to look like the mural art
>>215098159It's also very funny and a rich part of American culture.
>>215091685Jerry and George were both way too old for it, they canonically were in high school in the early 70s. I think that was part of the joke, that George only got that score because he was an adult dunking on little kids and is still obsessed with it.
>>215098214I was just making a factual statement, not offering any personal opinion
>>215098275Strange that you felt attacked by that statement.
>>215098159There were only a handful of Jewish culture plots out of 180 some episodes. There's no such thing as "kosher comedy".
>>215098286I'm not the original anon you were talking to.
>>215098299it's not just episodes that directly address Judaism, it's a matter of outlook and personal philosophy. Larry David himself said George is a caricature of himself, with his neuroticism and other mental issues cranked up to the maximum. Episodes like Festivus play off Jewish insecurity regarding Christmas in the US, and even things as simple as the gang sitting in a booth nitpicking each other and all the other people in their lives is a satirical look at how Jews are with their friends. You don't know enough about Jewish culture.
>>215097630You're supposed to serve cake after a meal. We're sitting there like IDIOTS drinking coffee without a piece of cake.
>>215098159>a jew writing about being a jewJerry being Jewish doesn't have much to do with the show. And they had a lot of writers who weren't jewish. You're one of those jew-obsessed people so you see it where it isn't and read more into it when it's there. But I've seen every episode and the jewish stuff is very few and far between. Like 3%Curb has way more Jewish references and stuff like synagogue scenes and holidays and yarmulkes. Seinfeld had the mohel episode and some jewish stuff about Jerry's extended family. None of the other characters are Jewish besides Cousin Leo and eventually the dentist. And it's a comedy; it's not like it's "promoting" jewishness or something. They make fun of making out at Schindler's List. I was there for the 90s and no one cared about the jewish stuff. It was the most popular show on all of TV. Also, out in the real world no one cares about it either. Just you fucking schizos.
>>215091490The final 2 seasons had Jeff Schaffer, David Mandel and Alec Berg running the show. Jerry was barely involved. That's why the material switched to more juvenile things and college-aged humor since those guys were all like 25
>>215098391>the creators of the show both say it's Jewish>"doesn't mean it's Jewish"
>>215098355Yet George isn't even Jewish. And Festivus was from a non-Jewish writer's actual family life. Jews don't act any different than anyone else. You just don't have friends so you don't know how people talk to each other in coffeeshops. Just because Woody Allen popularized the neurotic, anxious nebbish guy, doesn't mean that's "jewish humor". You're sheltered and ignorant. Sorry to know that. I hope you read more and learn about the world.
>>215098429Source?
>>215098355>Festivus>Jewish insecurity regarding Christmas in the USWhat the fuck are you talking about? If you actually watched that episode you'd know Frank is a Christian who created Festivus after being fed up with the commercialization of Christmas (even though obviously the actor who portrays him is Jewish, the character is explicitly not). It has nothing to do with Jewish insecurity lmao.And yes I'm aware this insecurity exists, they don't like how their religion has 0 interesting holidays while Christians always have something cool like Easter or Christmas, the latter of which takes up the entire months of November and December these days. But the episode has literally nothing to do with that.
>>215098355>Episodes like Festivus play off Jewish insecurity regarding Christmas in the UFestivus was a real-life story from one of the non-jewish junior writers. I am not kidding. You're a stunted psychopathic idiot trying to find spooky jews everywhere he looks, and it's getting pretty pathetic.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18kvo The antisemites ITT are like JK Simmons on this Oz Seinfeld mashup. And the real world is Jerry saying "people don't seem to have a problem with it on a national level."You guys are essentially like prison white supremacists. Not that you'll deny it here where you're anonymous. But you're not the real world.Seinfeld remains one of the most beloved shows of all time and only here on 4chan does anyone think it's jewwy because only here to people hate jews. And even then it's just to troll. Grow up, edgemeisters. It's not a good look.
>>215098565
Quone. To Quone something.
>>215096287Yes, and? Karl is a scumbag and now he's owned by Billy. >b-but billy cheated at a children's game! Yeah, no one who has ever had sex cares.
>>215098681We need a medical dictionary.
>>215092254You're not wrong>>215098286NTA but you are absolute cancer
>>215098964>NTA but you are absolute cancerIn what way? You're the one who seems to have deep-seated problems. You sound deeply unhappy and the sad thing is you're the one responsible for making yourself that way.
>>215098436Why are you so insane about this topic? Can I ask your ethnic makeup?
>>215099024Really? This is the level of rhetoric you're descending to now, pressed into the corner?
>>215099024Finnish/Scottish/Dutch mutt. You schizos always, always think people defending jews from your persecution are themselves jewish. That's how bright you are.
>>215096297You are the personification of a gay redditor. I don't understand why people like this are here. The worst part is how smart you think you are.
>>215099060I'm not "pressed into the corner" and that isn't rhetoric. I am literally asking why this topic is making you have such a meltdown. You being Jewish for example would be an explanation. That really isn't that complicated. But I'm sure I can't get a straight answer out of you.Like all gay redditors, you can't just talk about shit. You end up having some weird hysterical name calling hallucination instead of dialogue.
>>215098483They'll never grow up because that would involve taking responsibility for their life problems, and the fact they're unable to do that is WHY they're stunted ignorant babies forever whining that "the jews" are the reason they never got a girlfriend or can make eye contact.
>>215099072Coming from an ignorant extremist? I couldn't care less.I know just based on your views that I'm smarter than you. I'm here because I'm here forever. I'm from before this was a sanctuary for hatemongers like you. You won't push me out. I won't let you take over threads and rewrite history to reflect that Seinfeld is a weird, Jewish niche show that only hipster doofuses "pretended" to enjoy but no one really ever could relate to. You don't get to shape the narrative like you have any power outside of sewers like 4chan and now X. Seinfeld was and is awesome and no one gives a fuck about jew stuff because the average American is above your schizo lies. They don't care. They don't think it's weird. They don't think about jews at all. They maybe think about Israel, but they don't think of their favorite entertainers as being tainted by their heritage. You're a fucking nazi piece of shit. It's YOU who should leave here. Go back.
>>215098984Do you know what "NTA" is? I literally wrote "NTA" and you are acting like I am the person I was talking to.>You sound deeply unhappy and the sad thing is you're the one responsible for making yourself that way.This is such a despicable gay thing to write. This is why I called you cancer. This kind of bullshit is AIDS. Instead of talking about things you immediately start attacking people with this obnoxious pseudo psychoanalyzing that has nothing to do with anything. This topic has sent you into a tailspin and you are going around saying the dumbest shit. I am nobody from above in the thread, and I don't care about Jews, but I hate your behavior so much I had to chime in.
>>215099112Yes. They live in bubbles and think they have numbers. I've never in my life met or worked with anyone who shared such views. This site is infested with them.
>>215097544>>215097630>>215098363But in the show, they just ate it plain without any coffee.
>>215099112>>215099133Look at these two faggots having a love connection. Two dumb, mentally stunted redditors finding each other in the wild. >>215099120I didn't read. You are a dumb piece of shit.
>>215099129Amazing that you wrote out a giant wall of text crying and defending your psychopathy over simply being challenged on the line "you are absolute cancer".I didn't doubt you were "NTA" at first, but NOW I do. Weird pathology.
>>215099141You can eat birthday cake if it's not your birthday. I'm too stoned to come up with a better analogy right now, but things are named for some occasion and may not contain the titular ingredient.Like "Chock Full o' Nuts" brand coffee does not indeed have any nuts in it. Tea candles don't smell of tea. I think they're for keeping tea hot.
>That crossover episode where Dredd comes from the future to arrest Jerry before he can touch that underaged girl>Kramer wants to shake Jerry's hand for a final goodbye, but trips into Dredd, turning on his timebelt matrix and sending him back to the futureI know Season 10 was changed to appeal to the Brits, but why Dredd of all things British?
>>215099158Look how miserable you've made yourself. Look how much you've squandered what God gave you.
>>215099173But bro, it sucks, and if it requires coffee to be good, it just sucks period.
>>215099158lol, you DID read, otherwise you'd not have responded. You keep looking stupid with every exchange and yet you must keep needling. You're stubborn and stupid. And you are the outlier. You are the exception, the anomaly. You don't get to win. I'm sorry for you.
>>215099186Oh are you a Christian? What denomination?>>215099192You speak and act like such a fucking piece of garbage. Anyways verbal slapfights are extremely gay so I will shut up now.
>>215099191It's awesome. It has those sugar crystal crumbs on the top; I don't know how they do it. And that golden cake. It's moist and delicious off of a cigarette store shelf any time of the year. It's better WITH coffee, just like a doughnut is. But you don't need coffee to enjoy it. I've ignored the discussion until now, but I have to defend Drake's or Hostess or ANY coffee cake product. I stopped eating most sugar years ago, but if I ever want something like that it would for sure be a coffee cake.
>>215099218This coffee cake glazing is CRAZY
>>215099211Buh-bye
>>215099226The brown crust cannot be replicated at home using conventional methods. You must have been in a bad place mentally when you had one. And if it didn't cheer you up you may be defective.
>>215099247Cinnamon is not a lesser babka. In fact I'm a little down on chocolate. It's in everything. Cinnamon would be a cool way to try an exotic ethnic cake.I love going into foreign bakeries and trying the cool stuff they have.
>>215099247Haven't had it, but the black and white cookie probably sucks like the coffee cake.
>>215099271I enjoy them. Chocolate and vanilla fondant. How can you go wrong? I think you're just a negative person in general who likes to spread bad vibes. Or maybe you're a keto nazi. Caught Stealing also had a black and white cookie scene. It's like between a cookie and dense cake. Too big for one serving though. But that's why America is fat I guess.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
>>215099211You're the author of your own misery, anon. You're the only one here with a problem. This is what you're squandering your life on.
>>215099294>keto naziNO CARBS FOR YOU (which is why he didn't give George his bread)
>>215099351>m.jpgget a load of this discord tranny
>>215099358Never been to discordNever will use discordNever will download discordMy father loves meI still have my penisjerry's a gross fucking kike
>>215099129>dude I'm totally a different anon>reacts with the same panicked screaming hysteria as the "other anon"It doesn't matter to me at all whether you're a different anon or not but it's funny to me that you're stressing out trying to get people to believe you.
>>215099589You're the author of your own misery, anon. This is how you're squandering your life. Every second that passes, you're the one throwing it in the garbage can.
>>215099351Holy based Jerry. All election tourist need to hang.
>>215099610Jerry and his terrible fucking television series belongs in a garbage can being lead to an incinerator.
>>215099669You're the author of your own misery. You cause the pain you feel. Every one of your beliefs is based on resentment and personal fear of self-responsibility.
>>215099597>panicked screaming hysteriaThis is projection with you. This stared off with you accusing a guy, who was stating simple facts dispassionately, of this. You are spilling your shit all over this thread. It has upset you greatly.>>215099680More of this psychological projecting. You can tell because it's the same trope over and over. If someone keeps bringing up raccoons out of nowhere, it's safe to assume they have raccoons on the mind. You keep writing your psychological issues out and attaching them to others. I suggest a therapist instead of this method of dealing with them.
>>215099789There goes another second of your life you'll never get back you could have used to pluck yourself out of your miserable shame-hole. Oh well. No girlfriend tomorrow too?
