I don’t see a problem here.
>>215091905Literally me a couple nights ago.
>>215091905nor do i, sometimes a man likes to lie down on the floor and eat cheeseburgers
Just a drunk floorburger, however as an alcoholic I must point out the way he consumed that burger was a serious choke risk and you shoud be careful eating things drunk in unusual positions so you live long enough for liver failure or a felony DWI.
>>215092044If you don't perish behind the wheel shitfaced, you spend eternity in tetotaller purgatory
He's an adult in his own house on his day off. He should be allowed to drink and eat a sloppy burger. The burger was apparently bunless, so much fewer carbs.
>>215092044If you live long enough for liver failure your other organs, like your kidneys and heart are probably fucked too.
>>215091905We've all been there.
>this used to brutally shameful and embarrassing thing
>>215091905Shouldn't be like this in front of your kids.
>>215091905eating a succulent american meal?
i thought this was america? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqPoREAM9ZM
>>215092044i think the hoff knows what hes doing zoomie
>>215091905I have done this so many times the worst was when I woke up with a black eye and all the furtiveness in my apartment turned over and I didn't remember doing it
>>215091905I've been like this but instead I was eating a bowl of white rice
at least he went to a drive thru. ive turned on the stove and passed out waiting for the water to boil too many times
I've done this but I usually would have had a beer in my other hand
>>215092937>all the furtiveness in my apartment turned over and I didn't remember doing itthat's because you didn't
>>215092771kids should be understandable and take care of their parents instead of letting the whole world join mocking their old ones.
>>215092771>kidsit was his adult (middle aged)daughter wasnt it?
I've known people who have been so drunk they dropped pizza on Bourbon Street (the street itself) and picked it back up and ate it. Dave is doing ok.
had more than a few nights like this but that's over now
The problem is he has a daughter and not a son. Never have a daughter. Spoiled bitch with a camera phone.If this were my old man we'd both be laughing, both be drunk off our asses from a long night of spending quality time together at the bar, and both enjoying our shirtless floor burgers together as father and son while watching Baywatch reruns.
>>215091905Eating cheesecake?
>>215091905I've done this with many-a cheesesteak and chopped cheese. I feel like those are MEANT to be consumed like that
>>215093643Always good to have a spare daughter. Son's a dice-roll on whether they carry on the family lineage at all, let a alone a functional one. Whereas daughters are a pretty safe bet.
>>215091905Because there wasn't a problem to begin with.>>215092771It was his daughter and she was 20something. They were arguing about a private matter and then she pulled out her phone camera to spite him knowing some paparazzi faggots would pay for it.
>>215093131>>215093148>>215093799Shouldn't be like this in front of your kids.
>>215094245How else are you gonna teach your kids not to drink?
>>215091905There's no real reason for the burger to be in that condition is there though?You get it as a complete burger, it shouldn't have been deconstructed.
>>215094245She wasn't a kid.
