the spartans needed to replenish their electrolytes

>300
that's 1700 years ago, stupid.

What do you do if you're like in the center of the phalanx but you ate some bad lamb and had diarrhea and needed to go to the bathroom in the middle of a lengthy battle. Do you just shit on the floor? That probably really hurts morale

Did Xerxus really have elephants or was that a Hannibal ripoff??

>>215093697
Too much adrenaline you wouldn't be able to pee or poo mid battle

I went to high school with a kid who was greek. His grandma owned a pizza place and bought him a Pontiac GTO. I can't remember if it was the 5.7L or the 6.0L but I know both are better than the Kia Sephia I had.
300.

>>215093735
The persian empire was vast. They probably had elephant riders but didn't use them against greek armies. In 300 the persians have a lot of weird soldiers and creatures in their ranks because it's a story about greeks facing an exotic barbarian enemy