Plain omelette....no potatoes....tomatoes instead...a cup of coffee...and...wheat toast.
Wheat bread is just as unhealthy as white bread but tastes a lot worse, hard to believe anyone buys it
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>>215094298we aint got no substitutions
>>215094298you forgot the "por favor"
>>215094298>You're an eater?... Pizza or hot dogs?>If you got it, I can eat it! What does sugar have to do with this anyway?>Well... Sugar is a silent killer. Like blood pressure or cholesterol. It depends on the man. >I'll out eat sugar. I'm gunna making eating sugar a special project of mine.>Okay. Here's my card... Call me when you've eaten enough.
>>215094537>What's the most you ever ate in a binge cycle?>Sir?>The most. You ever ate. In a binge cycle.
>>215094579>Oh, about twenty pounds... Of snacks. My wife's father could eat more, but... I gotta be eatin' soon.>When? When do you usually eat?>Now... About now.
>>215094537>whats he supposed to be, the ultimate fatass?
>>215094537>>215094579>>215094766holy kek i'm fucking dying man
>>215094298>okay and its going to ask you a question
>>215094797>No, I don't think that's how I would describe him.>How would you describe him?>I would say he dosen't like low fat mayonnaise.
>>215094537>>215094579>>215094766>Did you not hear me? We cain't eat no vegetation!
>>215094298a daring synthesis
>>215094337Previously: On Sicario: Day of the Soldado
>>215094993>Put out an APB for what? Be on the look-out for a flabby man who has recently drunk two gallons of melted ice-cream?
>You live in that McDonald's out back?
>hey mister you gotta gut sticking out of ur shirt
>>215094832I'm glad Anon and I could give you a good laugh, bro. I laughed once. Caught it on audio...https://voca.ro/1nXxbjg9Ppq0
>>215095134kek
>You don't have to do this. I'm a gravy ladler, I can just go home.
Check it.
>>215095290Check what?
>Queso, por favor.>... I ain't got no damn cheese.
>>215094318It's literally marginally better for you.But with the internet it's 100% or 0% and no inbetween so white bread makes you fat.
>>215094318>tastes a lot worse
>It's peculiar. I'm fatter now then he ever was by twenty pounds. So in a sense he's the slimmer man.
>>215095431Is that what queso means?
>>215094298REDD*T: THE THREAD.Imagine thinking this samefagged aids retardation is even slightly clever and not supremely cringed faggotry. Herbs go in all fields.
>>215094318My former 90 year old boomer boss would leave a copy of Lose The Wheat, Lose the Weight out in the kitchen for us wagies to have diet advice
>>215094318wheat is much healthier and it tastes way better
>>215094298>I’ll…get you an English muffin or a coffee roll.
why was he so hungry, bros
>no country fried steak for old fat men
>>215095201>https://voca.ro/1nXxbjg9Ppq0That's a good laugh.I know I had one when I'm either sounding like I'm crying or just do the crocodile laugh where no sound comes out, but you're just sitting there with an open mouth and closed eyes.
>>215095858And que pasa means "pass the cheese"
>>215096013wrong, it literally has more toxins
>>215094318naw, its hardier, aka fills you up better. makes for better toast too.
>>215097834and El Paso means "the Cheese (male)"
>BreadWhere my Ezekiel broa at? This is sprouted bread, the healthiest you can eat
>>215094337What is Josh Brolin's expression meant to convey?
>>215095882Cheer up you gloomy bastard.
>>215094298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlwibCZbF8Y
>>215094838kek
