NO SADAKO! PLEASE DON'T CRAWL OUT OF MY TV AND SUCK MY DICK! NOOOOOOOOO!
>>215094322thats way too much ass
>>215094333... is something nobody ever said...
The guy who wrote this has lived long enough to see his creation turned into a blowjob joke and has basically given up writing
>>215094322
>>215094333You fucking wrong as fuck.Its not enough ass.Needs more ass.By like.. X15
>>215094322Realistically can't you do something like this and keep her hostage? >the only way she's going to suc you to death is if you watch her video>hoard the videotape not letting anyone else see it>pisses her off since she can't do what she wants to do and suc>starts physically manifesting around you to scare you into giving up the videotape>pretend your asleep with the videotapei n your arms>as she tries to grab the tape you yank her down and force her to spoon with uI wonder if you could stockholm her ass
>>215094333Most heterosexual Irishman.
>>215094333the ass is fine, but it looks weird because of how thin her body is
>>215094458It’s a bad drawing. The artist is trying to create a forshortening effect but he doesn’t have a good grasp of anatomy. The arms are extremely stubby and her waist looks like a tube.
>>215094414
Beat that bitch up
>>215094553>think up some horrifying nightmare>neets just want to gf itbased
>>215094564Ghost are deadHow could a ghost "live" with anyoneSo stupid 1/11 bait got me to respond
>>2150946251960s: WE'LL DEFEAT THE EVIL BY LAUGHING AT IT2000s: WE'LL DEFEAT THE EVIL BY FUCKING IT
>>215094322i want her and then id want her to kill me haha
>>215094672>ghosts are dead>somehow can kill youAre you just retarded or a liberal?
>>215094581He cute
>>215094333go back to Ireland
>>215094458Both are fine, it's just a perspective trick because she is really long.
>>215094333EIRE DELENDA EST
>>215095058>>215094441Be nice. The famine gave them a taste for thin gals. They still have good taste.
>>215095045Incredibly based and Brosnan-pilled
I have an erection now, thanks a lot guys...
>>215094333for you
>>215094333Titguy here no such thing as too big
>>215094511Nice
>>215094333
>>2150948012039 we will defeat evil by fattening it then fucking it
>>215095407If I wasn’t in bed I’d be dumping my folder too.
>that one SFM animation Good stuff
>>215094801>2000s: WE'LL DEFEAT THE EVIL BY FUCKING ITName 1 (one) kino besides >>>/x/ memes>>215094841My chair clattered
>>215096086>kinoAll of 4chan
>>215094322Horror movies with this premise that also have decent characters, relationships, storyline and are just good in general? Do they even exist? Do they exist in porn?
how come they havent made a movie like this? where the mc befriends or wifes up the villain instead of getting killed
>>215096144And is 4chan a 2000s kino?I'm actually looking for legit recommendations anon
>>215095761better check under the covers
>>215096167>where the mc befriends or wifes up the villain instead of getting killedI dream of this
>>215096167Something something male power fantasy
>>215096230Yep, still alone.
In this situation, don't try to act tough. Would you feel scared, but also be attracted to her, making you hesitate to flee?
>>215096456I have fight response, would probably hit it on the head with something heavy before she can crawl out fully. Hard to say if I would stay to investigate though. t. Autist
>>215096456I think if one got confirmation of the supernatural/afterlife it would make them reconsider their "must put my penis in everything" mindset.
>>215096541You mean, amplify it
>>215096167I've seen that trope but I've never seen it in a horror movie. I think it could be kino if done well.
>>215096499Yeah same. I elbowed the shit out of my friend once when he spooked me.
>>215094322Sadako is like Jason, as the movies went on they fucked up her lore and changed her tapes and shit due to legal fuckery also in the book she has a penis
>>215096807Your wet dreams aren't canon
>>215096807>also she has a penisthis is a man incapable of dreaming
>>215096649basedshould've known better
https://x.com/suoiresnu/status/1595865838472646656still bust a nut to it at least once a week
/ss/adako isn't going to waste her affection on grown men
>>215094333i fucking hate the irish so much
>>215094322he has a penis in the novel, not a joke.
>>215096167This movie unironically has the happiest ending of any horror film
>>215097177the novels also have a virus that gets spread via the curse
Guys, she is literally a corpse.
>>215097218out of ten
>>215097210yeah think it's smallpox.he is raped by the doctor, killed, and mutates the virus into a memetic curse spread by the tape.he also creates a female body, impregnates himself, and gives birth to himself.so all the faggots who always argue that he is intersex can fuck off. literal hermaphrodite by definition. dude has sperm.
>>215094349The guy who wrote this gave his personal blessing to a manga that's literally "Sadako befriends the retards from Girls Last Tour"
>>215096167Shape of Water kindaTucker & Dale vs. Evil is not at all what you asked but the first thing I thought of regardless, sorry
>watch tape>get phone call>seven days>thanks for the warning bitch>wait seven days chillin'>put TV facing out of 25th story window
>>215097210>>215097243None of this stupid autistic shit mattersEvery time her story gets remade or sequeled it just goes back to "she was a poor girl who got drowned to death by her schizo father and now it's everybody's problem"
>>215094625looked at all those locked spells. fix your mage guild, son.
>>215097388>remade >sequelyes and?bro no one gives a shit about the movies other than the actual weird video footage stuff.the movies were notoriously bad and not in a schlock way.like c tier bad.
>>215097208>"You are my brother!">"And you will be my lover!"Hell yeah
>>215097388but what happens if a blind person watches the tape?
>>215094349I mean that happened like the same day the movie came out.
LOL
>>215097437what happens if you don't own a tv or ever go around a tv?what happens if you take the crt out of the tv?what happens if you use LEDs?what happens if you rip the VHS to bluray and change the subtitles to say >i'm a fat ass little whore and i'm coming to let you lick my butthole what if a visually edit the film so that she is AI generated huge hipped?
>>215097460
>>215094333your waist will never be this thin
>>215097398If my mages guild could spawn waifus you think i'd be here shitposting with you miserable cunts
>>215097445>>215094349Official Ringu merch and side projects acknowledge how audiences feel about SadakoIt kind of surprises me how widespread attraction to her is, she's not a niche degenerate kinda thing, apparently just about everyone who ever watched the movie thought "hear me out"
>>215097512How?
>>215097516>this will sell our horror movie
>>215094322do NOT post it
>>215097539https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>215097516>I CAN FIX HER
>>215097516>shy girl crawls out of your tv and stalks you>>golly gee why do neets love this
>>215097536it actually will in Asia, because for some reason this freaks them completely out
>>2150976289/11 men aren't complaining about the death part either.
>>215097460SNIFF
>>215097697why would you phrase it like that?reminds me of that tragedy
>>215096456I once had a quasi sleep paralysis dream moment with a sadako type girl (recurring character at that point in my nightmares). I saw her crawl into my room and onto my bed as I couldn't do anything, until I finally managed to move myself and punch her. Then I never saw her in my dreams again. So no I wouldn't be too scared to try and fight but I probably wouldn't be turned on realistically. Unless she was giving off a flirty vibe or some shit idk.
>>215097485Too bad about the cankles
>>215094564>i hunt this house
>>215097516this is yet another reason why the remake is superior. they actually made an effort to make her spooky and disgusting.japs cant into horror
>>215096123>JanuaryAnon /tv/ has been an unmoderated shithole of a board for months now. I'm pretty sure you could post chinese factory liveleak videos and it would archive like everything else.
>>215094553>The artistbro...
>>215097859They literally just make her underage
>>215097516i have this
>>215098014Does she wear pantsu?
>>215097157sadako is build for men. /ss/fags apply alsewhere
>>215098026no
>>215098050Whynotboth
hahaha SEXX SEEEXX the ancient vengeful spirit will have SEEXXXZ with me SEEEXXX she will definitely end her decades long grudge and evil rage to SUCK MY DICK. SEEEEEEXXXXfucking piece of shit idiots you're all going to die brutally and shamefully with zero pleasure and goodness, grow up and get a real girl
>>215094322>>215098173Sadako canonically gets beaten by the cock and becomes a serial rapist's bitch after he rape corrects her with his magic penis.
>>215097460>cute skinny girl with uncharacteristically large fartbox (ass)KINO>>215097720Based
>>215097485Name?
>>215094333Cromwell, we’ve got a bad one.
>>215098173lol he's just ragdolling around that room like an npc's death animation
>>215098265Need it edited with source engine sfx
>>215098195>sadako canonically gets [HEADCANON]kys Richard
>>215098327Face it, ghost girls can't beat the cock.
>>215094322Spider-Woman pose
>>215097693>>215097512>>215095955maybe I should jerk off
>>215098454I'm way ahead of you
>>215097748>punches a qt sleep paralysis girl and scares her offI think you hurt her feelings.
You're all forgetting the corpse smell.
>>215098519That would be a marked improvement over the average /tv/ poster's room
>>215098519Retards here forget about reality all the time. Then again, majority lives among piss bottles and rotten food, some could probably handle the smell of a corpse.
>>215094333Based Paddy speaking truth to the absolute bone-in-nose spear-chucking negroids ITT
>>215098519
She's supposed to be scary. SCARY! Stop being horny and start being scared!
>>215098532Women fantasize about some 10/10 chad thundercock deciding they can't live without her. Costal well water waifu is a pretty small stretch in comparison.
>>215098515This is going to sound fake but honestly the funny part is the previous dream I had with her was in a big open park in the middle of a city. I was having a nice peaceful picnic by myself until I felt a sense of dread and looked to the side. I saw her standing far away, before she teleported and jumpscared my ass. Anyways maybe that was her idea of a date, in retrospect.
>>215097485qrd on these twitter milk accounts and its connection to posting babes?
>>215098608stop bullying your sleep paralysis demon qt
>>215097405Naomi Watts one was quite good.
>>215098535People who talk like this probably refuse to even look at a bent over woman because it'd be nigger behaviour or something.
>>215098816>t. pavement ape
>>215097245He understands
>>215097472
>nip>with nigger baboon buttocksky[s], kike
>>215098099oh shit
>>215096016Link it
>>215097388>every time try the video game
lol
>>215096167There was an episode about ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOeaCTxrZ8
>>215099337yeah, it's pretty cool
>>215096167Doesn't it happen in Splice?
>>215096167it happens for like a part of in "boy" or whatever that horror movie with that puppet was called but in the end they throw it away again
>>215099737The mutant thing kills and cucks the MC at the end so no, it doesnt count.
>>215094333loot at all these seething replies by niggers and niggerbrained zoomers
>>215096167SameI also want a cute romance between a dude and a female alien, not just a woman actress with a cheap costume, more mass effect style alienAnd also a romance between a guy and a female robot who doesn't end up as "she cucked him lmao" (her) or "she tricked him so she could be free and destroy the world"
>>215097912Look at the year. Mans been holding a grudge.
>>215096167>>215096253>>215096623>>215099642>>215100215You DO realize this is the same type of shit that self insert writers make in those retarded romance fantasy novels, and then those booktok karens and landwhales goon and post about that slop, right?
>>215100543It's different when I do it.
>>215097388>she was a poor girlShe was evil in life.
>>215097756It's clearly the smear tool being used
>>215094333The problem is more that her torso is proportionally a long thin noodle
>>215094322What a terrible ai picture. Absolutely terrible.
>>215094346...except for whites and other civilized races.
>not posting the real thing
>>215096167Shaun of the Dead *kinda* does this and it's distilled absolut KINO
>>215098519No she's preserved in the water like a well aged piece of timber
>>215100543We're all the same 'n shit
>>215099298This is literally what happened in the 18th and 19th centuries.Remember your roots white man, remember who invented the modern redbone. It was that same Faustian spirit which braved the new world that saw the underlying beauty in the exotic negro and sought to harness it for antebellum gooning purposes.
>>215098173You sound female
>>215094414Just say you have a cleaver and you know where it was last used on her and watch her squirm in cowardice
>>215101536The difference is that women are allowed to have these "evil prince falls for normal protagonist girl #291724" stories but you only see the same kind of blatant fantasy for men in anime.
>>215101659That's probably why anime has predominantly male fans, anon.
>>215094333Not even homosexuals believe in such thing.
>>215101705>anime has predominantly male fansThat's not even true. 4chan is predominantly male and so are the anime fans here.
There's already a romcom jap tv version of this. It's called video girl aihttps://youtu.be/fbfSe-8bipc
>>215101775>That's not even trueSure thing bud, lel
>>215094333if you are a white boy yeah
Was it rape?
>>215094349Maybe if the last entry of the trilogy didn't suck, people would have actually read all the books and not lewd Sadako anymore. Most people don't even know that she's a trap. Also, the plot twist of Loop (the book in question) made me so incredibly mad i actually threw the book away.
>>215094333this. makes her look like a penis, no cap
>NOOOOO PLEASE DONT BRING ME TO YOUR MANOR AND SUCK MY DICK WHILE YOUR DAUGHTERS WAIT EAGERLY FOR THEIR TURN!!!Is this what passes for horror these days?
>>215100543It's rarely very well written though.
>>215094322Get your fucking porn off of /tv/ mother fucker or else.
>>215100543It's different though. Those female goon novels usually involve the female MC getting raped, choked, and violently taken by a savage, muscular man, which women love.All of the Sadako doujins I've read involve the male MC loving her, and tenderly making love to her, and 'fixing' her into a loving wife/girlfriend.We're not the same.
>>215096167I realize this is basic bitch slop but I like that kind of manga story where the hero finally meets the evil sorceress and finds out she's just misunderstood and lonely. And has big tits.
>>215097460YES
You wouldn't a ghost, would you?
>>215104375Like they're dead and all. It'd be gross.
>>215104375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIy6NS2KOMA
>>215104375>normal girl but transparent
>>215100215>And also a romance between a guy and a female robot who doesn't end up as "she cucked him lmao" (her) or "she tricked him so she could be free and destroy the world"This movie basically subverts every other robot girl movie ever made because the robot is incredibly violent and dangerous but treats the one retard who helps her with genuine affection and loyalty
>>215094322This should exist. A whole movie of Sadako doing this to young, innocent men should exist.
>>215102134Of course this shit looks like a live action anime.
>>215094322FYI Sadako is a hermaphrodite
>>215106213
Ring was revolutionary when fakeout endings or last minute horror twists were rare and not something the audience expected.Now the scene is so fucking iconic the movie is simply not scary and everyone expects last minute twist where the monster wins at the end.
>>215104375Honestly i would.Imagine how lonely she'd be, stuck in limbo. You are her last hope, because any other normie would either chalk it up to imagination or just do an excorcism altogether.You'd be her last chance to be happy
>>215101365...who are going extinct because of low T and low birth rate.
>>215097485>white girl with big ass, loyal dog, piece of land with running waterMen can ask for nothing better on this lifeI'm almost blessed, I have the white girl with big ass and lots of dogs, but the lack of a place for myself is not letting me enjoy my almost heaven as much as I would if I only had one of them or none.
>>215107199>lots of dogsHow do you feel being Fido's sloppy thirds?
>>215107252Hi jeet
>>215107252not gonna lie, I wish this trope were true
I prefer cute tv girl...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pdF1a7Qi9c
>>215099298This.
>>215097516>>215099337This figure is censored btw. She doesn't wear panties, she wears a weird skin colored fabric that is meant to hide any detail or indication of pussy or panties. You can't see it in these two images because a foreground object and her foot are blocking the spot in both images. It's the main reason why I didn't buy it.
>>215108347This is very amusing. Can't believe I've never seen it.
