Cast him
>>215094728kane, aka the BIG RED RETARD
>>215094728Me.
idris elba
>>215094762No, keanu revees!
>>215094728That albino from Banshee.
>>215094728Vincent D’onofrio - pale, almost as tall as the Judge himself and knows how to deliver a good monologue
>>215094728John Goodman was born to play this role.
Fuckin hell, Vincent is 66, time moves too damn fast
>>215094728ReadAnotherBook
>>215094739You mean Glenn Jacobs, Me mayor of Knox County, Tennessee.
>>215094728joaquin phoenix
>>215094941OH, HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, ITS KANE!!
>>215094922Get a new quip.
>>215094728(You)
>>215094728I have never seen an artistic depiction if him that does him justice>>215094941This guy is kinda perfect ngl, minus the hair obviously
>>215094868He's busy in court these days https://www.imdb.com/de/news/ni64522783/
>>215094904He's too old now
The narrator from the Audiobook or Kevin Michael Richardson if it were animated.
elliot page
>>215094728Zendaya
Denver Bronco player Garett Bolles
the role of a life time...
>>215095175Nigga look like he about to appraise my grandma 24 karat golden grail and say "Best I can do is twenty five"
Captcha: 0AGA0
>>215095542say that to his face, itd be your last shitpost
joe pesci
>>215095636Fat dart thrower, I'd knock him out in 2 secs flat.
>>215094728>Albino Idris Elba
>>215094728
>>215095628It makes no difference what men think of food, said the whale. Food endures. As well ask men what they think of stone. Food was always here. Before man was, food waited for him. The ultimate snack awaiting its ultimate consumer. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way. [rips open bag of chips]
>>215094728>AI Oliver Reed
Kek this character>"Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.">"Correct."
>>215094728Clancy Brown
>>215094728The engineers from Prometheus
>>215094728non negotiable
>>215094728lil petey dinks
>>215098172honeslty, in like 20 years i can see this. maybe10 he'll be dead in 20.
Hunter Schafer
>>215094739if he was 20 years younger and could act, he would be a good choice
Glenn FleshlerDudes fucking scary and awesome.Or that dude from Zodiac, the suspect at the end John Carrol Lynch
>>215095542bruh be cuh fammin
>>215094941Is he good at his job?
>>215094728Nobody. There are no tall fat aryan men in hollywood right now. All the good choices in this thread are people that are too old at this point. Sad!
>>215100176The judge is clearly Celtic.
>>215100011Yes He plans on running for Governor next.
>>215098694He still got it.
>>215094728tall, fat, baby faced, no hair
>>215100186Are you from Knox county Tennessee?
>>215100240No.Are you?
>>215100291No.
>>215094728Matt LucasHe even does the same grin as Judge every time he smiles
>>215095628>>215098162Brendan Fraser would be a great choice
>He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
