Who was the other foot long sandwich for, and why didnt Jonah buy him a drink?
They got drinks at the crib mayn
>>215097441i don't know how to tell you this anon, but i'm pretty sure he planned to eat both of them himself
>>215097441Post the unedited photo
>>215097477don't bully jonah
>>215097441It's this little thing called later, when I was going to be hungry, jackass.
>>215097441That's a fairly small amount of Subway for an average-sized person I'd say
>>215097441subway is healthy so he wanted to be doubly healthy by eating two
are subways actually healthy if you customize your sub to minimize the sauces?
>>215097441I have evidence in my hand that Johan "Hill" Feldstein, despite being fat, ugly and Jewish - and presently now a bald, tattooed bag of skin - has maintained sexual relations with females quite steadily for decades.
>>215097576normal ppl eat half a large sandwich now, half later
>>215098043>>215098068over a thousand calories in just bread
>>215098073subway tastes like water and half the ones ive been to are ran by indiansif you're gonna get a sandwich, get J-Mike's
>>215097465yeah, its an old trick, you buy 2 so they think you must be buying one for a freind or a gf
>>215098073It's fast food and you might as well be eating a burger. The burger will at least be taste better and keep you full longer from the higher protein. Subway has never been healthy. The obese pedophile that lost weight eating it did so strictly through calorie moderation and regular exercise. He could've replaced his two daily six inch subs and packet of chips with chicken breast, steamed vegetables with a packet of chips and a spinach and mushroom omelette for breakfast and it would have had the same impact. He probably would've retained more muscle mass.
>>215098383and he wouldn't have been in the position to molest mass amounts of kids either
>>215098413Yeah, I guess not being able to fuck kids is a distinct limitation with a regular healthy diet and exercise. If you want that eat the sandwiches, I guess.
>>215098383Counterpoint: You sound autistic as fuck even if you are correct.
>>215098434I'm not so I don't care.
>>215097576>Buying 4 entire meals in advancehttps://youtu.be/Hvzw7MOFhQo?si=bnT5Iz9eONKhsKoc
>>215097452What is the point of posts like this. Fuck's sake.
>>215098434I agree. What a gay little rant. It would have been funnier and equally true if he said McDonald's instead of his 90s mom health food meal.
>>215097465I do this but I don't look like that
>>215097441What kind of loser makes this thread so many years later. The same loser who will now call me Jonah for calling this out as retarded and unoriginal. Doesn't he look like a brown, leathery beach bum with bleached desert island hair now? Are we just remembering a better time in our own lives? Does he even act? I saw his fat face on the streamer for The Sitter, which I never saw and is almost 20 years old. He just quit?I liked him at the beginning. Remember when he was super fat in Grandma's Boy? It was like a different guy. He's fluctuated a lot.Anyway, OP's a fag.
>>215099175This nigga hangin out without drinks at the crib, all thirsty and shit
>>215097576yeah, you could even keep them for breakfast. Subway sandwiches are the perfect meal for that small or even big hungerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYwFND7rHE
>>215097477>>215097541>boomers were shitting and pissing themselves over these editsgrim
>>215099802i love blatant product placement like that where it's played off as a joke like that boost mobile ATHF commercial
>>215098221This. Though they can get soggy. Though sometimes that's good in a weird way. A soggy, warm Subway leftover sandwich where the bread is all hard on the outside and wet on the inside. The bologna is soft and the mayo is runny. The lettuce is wilted but you don't care. They really taste like nothing though. The bread is so airy and sweet and bland. The tomatoes taste like nothing, even in summer because they still buy gassed tomatoes. The peppers taste like water. The onions are even bland somehow. Without some heavy mustard they're weak as fuck. I found an old Subway gift card that has at least $20 or $25 on it. Something my parents had from the office from years ago they gave me. I don't have any desire to go in, even for free food. If I'm going to cheat on my diet and have fast food and carbs, it's going to be a decent burger or pizza or something. Not the shittiest sandwich available. Maybe I'll get the super fancy ones I never bought when I ate there in my fat days of the $5 footlongs. They have like $18 pastrami sandwiches. And cheese steak type stuff. Spend the whole card on a triple meat sandwich. Or if they still have a thing where you can get it as a salad, that would be even better. My local Subway is owned by a nice couple who do a lot of stuff for the community. Not some inner city shithole one you read horror stories about. Usually high school and community college students working there. Pretty nice.
>>215097477HAHAHAHA
>>215099765Cant believe americans actually do this
>>215097541Bob had bitchtits.
>>215098073Yeah if you get turkey or chicken or ham or just cheese and veggie and no mayonnaise or sauces other than vinegar or mustard or the sugar-free dressing, the six inch can be pretty reasonable compared to a big fast food burger I guess. If you avoid soda and chips and cookies also. The deal was that Jared walked to and fro the neighborhood Subway for his sandwiches; a big part of the weight loss. And for a 400+ lb dude, limiting that frame to a little breakfast, a 6" and a footlong per day plus walking really couldn't go wrong. People just need to try. You can lose weight eating fucking anything if you eat responsible portions and walk a lot. And if you eat healthy on top of exercise it works even faster.
>>215099890Apple pipes are smoked from the world over, dipwad. It's not 25 years ago. It's not just hash sprinkled in cigarettes. It's fun to make and very refreshing as well as disposable and edible. I don't even eat apples and I'm thinking of buying a bag just to make pipes out of. I could make those pipes into pies. Wonder if I could still taste the kush residue. I'll try and cut around that part.You know what would be really cool? A pineapple bong. You think? I can build it. I have the technology!
>>215098073the "sandwiches are healthy" shit is a meme from the 90s. sub sandwiches are not healthy. they're like 90% processed wheat and 10% processed meat. they're horrible for you. If you're going to have one have a really good one, not fucking subway.
>>215097441Did anyone ever ask him what kind of sandwiches he likes from there?
>>215099979If you are gonna smoke like a retard, at least do it properly.
