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10/08/25(Wed)04:22:10 No.215098113
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AHHHH!!!! MY FUCKING DICK IS ON FIRE!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!! SHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)04:22:53 No.215098127
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)04:22:53 No.215098127
Here it is. You father's charred penis. He wanted you to have it when you got older.
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)04:26:06 No.215098157
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)04:26:06 No.215098157
>>215098113
I HATE YOUgivemysonthatsaberwhenhegetsolderAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)04:27:44 No.215098178
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)04:27:44 No.215098178
>>215098113
In retrospect. What was the point of his existence. With all that wealth, power and fame and he still couldn't fuck anyone? Since you know, he had no dick and probably shit himself constantly in that suit.

Sounds pathetic if you think about it. At least Palpatine could get some pussy.
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)04:28:51 No.215098191
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)04:28:51 No.215098191
>>215098113
>when you own a restaurant and a customer comes in and asks for food
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)04:34:27 No.215098255
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)04:34:27 No.215098255
Why didn't Vader just get proper reconstructive surgery if they had imperial cloning machines this whole time?
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)04:35:30 No.215098270
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)04:35:30 No.215098270
Why didn't Obi-Wan put him out of his misery immediately
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)04:38:51 No.215098306
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)04:38:51 No.215098306
>>215098255
He was depressed and knew he was a monster, he didn't want to be fixed
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)04:56:17 No.215098512
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)04:56:17 No.215098512
>starslop
grow up
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)05:01:33 No.215098567
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)05:01:33 No.215098567
>>215098157
LMAO
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)05:02:47 No.215098580
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)05:02:47 No.215098580
>>215098113
How come Obi Wan not even tried to extinguish fire?
The nigga literally burns to death and he just walks away?
This is fucking evil he should have finished him off.
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)05:03:12 No.215098587
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)05:03:12 No.215098587
>>215098512
>Caring about what strangers on the other internet watch

Grow up
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)05:04:12 No.215098595
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)05:04:12 No.215098595
>>215098580
Not his problem.
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)05:19:06 No.215098765
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)05:19:06 No.215098765
>>215098178
Do they have vr-porn in a galaxy far far away? And i'm talking real virtual reality, none of that faggy oculus rift shit. A full-fledged experience just like in Matrix.
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)05:20:35 No.215098777
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)05:20:35 No.215098777
>>215098255
Do you think the Empire is MADE of credits?
Anyway send another 200 trillion to Kuat Drive Yards
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)05:28:19 No.215098843
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)05:28:19 No.215098843
>>215098777
lel
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)05:29:26 No.215098854
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)05:29:26 No.215098854
>>215098580
extinguish it with what, more lava?
i didn't see a single fire extinguisher in that facility either, which is a space OHSA violation
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)05:44:01 No.215098997
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)05:44:01 No.215098997
>>215098854
Cant he make air move with force and create wind?
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)05:44:58 No.215099005
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)05:44:58 No.215099005
>>215098997
that would just fuel the flames
plus the air is what caught him on fire in the first place
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)05:51:35 No.215099092
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)05:51:35 No.215099092
>>215098113
Could he have taken something less addictive than vicodine for his chronic pain?
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)05:59:38 No.215099180
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)05:59:38 No.215099180
>>215098255
budget cuts at the emperor palpatine surgical reconstuction center.

https://youtu.be/FVzc20Bm8Xo?si=Ene9G3K97vIMTGJV&t=578
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)05:59:59 No.215099183
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)05:59:59 No.215099183
>>215098113
A bear walks through a forest. He sees a burning car. He gets inside and burns to death.
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)06:01:56 No.215099202
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)06:01:56 No.215099202
>>215098580
As per the novel, finishing Anakin off would have been the merciful option.
Obi-Wan wasn't feeling merciful that day.
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)06:04:19 No.215099222
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)06:04:19 No.215099222
>>215099180
They should have put him into a dreadnought and only wake him up for short periods of time when the need is direst.
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)06:07:09 No.215099255
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)06:07:09 No.215099255
Why didn't Obiwan just rape the Vader out of him?
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)06:11:47 No.215099308
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)06:11:47 No.215099308
>>215099255
He was not a pidor.
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