The fuck is this costume design lmao.It looks like Liam literally just arrived on the set by bike with leather jacket and they just rolled with it.
>>215099965why couldnt they at least give him a beard to hide his goofy onions face
Here's your Regis bro.
>>215099994Siger
this show was only ever made to racebend a bunch of white waifus
>>215099994LMAO
>>215099965Costuming on on this show is really whack. Its just an off the rack leather jacket.
>>215099965He looks like a minor villain from Charmed
>>215099994holy fuck that's larry fishburne? how did they make him look like such an offensive groid
Why?
>>215100441>>215099965>>215099994I've watched the trailer and I wonder if they lost the rights to the witcher story. None of the scenes from the trailer were in the books.
>>215100441yenjeeta is swordfighting?
We all know why Cavill left. He was too much of a fan of The Witcher and KNEW the stories far better than the writers, but the writers even said themselves they weren't fans and didn't really care - and that was clearly obvious. I feel sorry for Cavill that his dream role was cut short by his decision because the monsters destroyed it.Henry Cavill is the Witcher and the Witcher is Henry Cavill.Liam should be criticized for joining the charade and mess this franchise has made of itself.It's not like he's obvious to the whole saga with Cavill
>>215100541>None of the scenes from the trailer were in the books.You need to reread the books then. Rats and Ciri, the scene with them traveling by ferry during a bridge battle, this scene is clearly Bonhart decapitating all the Rats while villagers make her watch. I'm not saying they will not absolutely butcher the book narrative. 60% of the trailer is some retarded filler monster fights that never happened in Baptism by Fire but that's because they are creatively bankrupt faggots that can't turn Geralt and company incognito traveling through a war-torn border region and seeing the horrors of war into an actual narrative. And judging by the previous seasons I don't know why would anyone expect it to begin with.
>>215100441What the fuck are those Spirit Halloween swords?
was shit with Cavill will be shit after Cavill. Actors are not the problem except the obvious DEIndians.
>>215100441Vesemir training themwhat the fuck
>>215100441Who knows? I guess the book Lodge of Sorceresses conspiring to subvert the governments of all kingdoms in a girl-only exclusive mason lodge because "fuck men" just wasn't feminist enough. Dey wuz witcherz and shit. Also the fact that Yennefer is WITH the lodge in the Netflix version will never not be funny to me. These stupid motherfuckers did not learn anything from the backlash from season 2 and how they made Yen literally betray Ciri for their fanfic plot.
Watched season 1 back then and like it. Never read the books or played the game. Then i played Witcher 2 and 3 and i understand why people was assblasted
>>215100634There's no way she gets raped by Iskra after the attempted rape by that other dude. Rats will be dindu and Bonhart will be cartoonishly evil. They hired Sharlto Copley after all.
>>215100693>I guess the book Lodge of Sorceresses conspiring to subvert the governments of all kingdoms in a girl-only exclusive mason lodge because "fuck men" just wasn't feminist enoughofcourse not, it was only written by progressive polish boomer after all
>>215100744>There's no way she gets raped by IskraObviously. They evidently already removed the aspect of Ciri being high all the time, basically snorting witcher universe coke 24/7, which allowed her to never think about her long-term plan and surroundings.>Bonhart will be cartoonishly evilAlso true, both he and Regis will be narratively raped. They will 100% remove the incredible book scene of his full introduction where he comes out from the tavern in his underpants eating an egg and just calmly asks them to keep it down and why they are one member short. He is such a spectacular character relative to his "screen time," I'm still mad they get to butcher him.
>>215099965Every fantasy show gets cheaper looking over time as actors and producers begin hogging the budget and costumes and props get less and less
>>215100634>the scene with them traveling by ferry during a bridge battleThat was the river scene? The leisure stroll down the river from the trailer is supposed to be the moment they were frantically fleeing from two armies on both sides of the river?
>>215099965No fucking way, a Netflix production sucks shit?
is there anything worse than people who read fantasy novels and then throw a shit fit that the elves aren't gay enough or whatever in the adaptation?
>>215100957I'm not claiming that it will actually go down like in the book. What, you think they will keep Milva's miscarriage and the gang having to carry her ass off the ferry? No. But this is what they are clearly depicting, and it will all be just as in previous seasons. Changed to fit their autistic liberal interpretations of the characters and made worse in every conceivable measure imaginable.
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>>215100967I love the Witcher and it pisses me off.
>>215100591Yen doesnt need a sword,this is asinine.
>>215100634aren't they up to time of contempt?
>>215100441YYYAAAS QUEENZ
>>215101638>all white>casts black and indian charactersWhy?
>>215101731Again, why? I dont remember clearly white characters being black
maybe with an AI we can make perfectly casted Geralt and Yennefer
>>215101796
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>>215099965LMAO, they turned Geralt into some hobo wearing rags. Dude looks like a wannabe californian faggot. Goddamn, why do americans always have to ruin European fantasy instead of messing up their own? Oh wait, they don’t even have their own, never mind, carry on, I guess. lol
>>215099994Jesus wept.
>>215101922*throws things*WHY
>>215101755Netflix literally offers increased budgets to projects using PoC and LGBT themes.
whats the problem?
>>215102097No shit didnt know that, I dont understand why. They went out of their way to make sure no one looked like the characters
IS there anyone who genuinely enjoys this shit?
>>215102274No, but its something to rip on.
>>215099965its such a massive property with books and mountains of lore and official art. it has to be deliberate destruction of it because its european/white coded and thus against all diversity leftist nonsense. similar to how they purposely destroyed and salted earth of llord of rings, star wars and other beloved franchises. make so bad even the originals are tainted and no one new will want to associate with them or read or watch.
>>215100441We need to bring shame back. What happen to attractive females who are not manly. Is this thing even a female.
>>215102326>deliberate destruction of it because its european/white coded and thus against all diversity leftist nonsense. similar to how they purposely destroyed and salted earth of llord of rings, star wars and other beloved franchises. make so bad even the originals are tainted and no one new will want to associate with them or read or watch.It's not "white-code", Witcher is based on White, Slavic, eastern European mythology.
>>215099965Technically in the books he gets a new jacket and is all excited about it but then it gets fucked up beyond repair. I can't remember if that was before or after this part in the story, not that it matters to the writers. Also that's not a cool jacket but the costumes have been ass so far so idk maybe it's supposed to be that one.
>>215100441Only Ciri and Calanthe were female warriors(not that great one) in the books and Ciri was humiliated and captured by Bonhart.
>>215099994Negis.
>>215099965Like it matters. We all know the show died when Cavill left, and let´s be honest for one second here, even with him the show was mid at best. The showrunner and writers never even understood Geralt conflict with destiny and butchered Brokilon and the season finale. Most shows wait until at least season 2 to fuck things up like that.
>>215102447Ciri also kills Bonhart although Cahir helps
>>215099965Isn't this the last season before cancellation?They are going full retard now, no constraints, ending with a bang
>>215101638I know who can fix this.
>>215100744>>215100862Never thought I'll meet fellow Bohnart enjoyers in here. He's such a fascinating character.
>>215101731>banter>around womenso pg-13 safe then
>>215102326I used to think the netflix MO was to ruin every franchise so that it will never be worth as much and some other production company could buy the rights for cheap later down the line.
>>215102742He's by far the best villain Sapkowski ever wrote.
>>215102742+1 on that.
>>215100441Because a rubber sword is cheaper than indian cgi.
>>215102742his slaughter of the rats may be one of the most satisfying things I've ever read by that point I absolutely hated them
>>215102742I don't think there is a person who read the books and did not love Bonhart. He is one of the most compelling "wake-up calls" in fantasy. And I really wish he'd drag Ciri along with him for at least one more book. When I first read it and how Sapkowski was setting up his instinctive pragmatism, I kind of thought this was exactly what would happen and Bonhart would attempt to auction Ciri to the highest bidder himself when he finds out exactly who she is. But alas, I mean, you know, she escapes since her time with Bonhart is a flashback story she tells to that deserter on the swamp, but I kind of expected him to barge in eating another egg.
>>215103131Same. Couldn't stand the rats. I heard their spinoff show got cancelled.
>>215103153Rats are written very well, they start off as interesting, but you hate them after like three pages.
>>215103153It was apparently reworked into flashbacks in this season, so expect a bunch of retarded fan fiction about how they are wholesome chungus fighting for change and democracy and not a byproduct of war, where bitter orphans grow up, band together and start robbing villages.
>>215099994whats next, Debra Wilson as Anna Henrietta?
>>215103087Holy shit colours! What madness is this?!
>>215100634Fuck the rats
>>215103087these fucks aren't even going to do the argument over stew scene are they? fucking assholes
Mistle fucking Ciri is hot but Hissrich and her woke writers would never show us a hot lesbian scene.
>>215103422>Mistle fucking Ciri is hotYou read it wrong. Ciri is raped in that scene. Actually there's a lot of actual and attempted rape of Ciri in the later books.
>>215103328They probably will. It's sort of easy to write in. Just make Geralt say, "Yeah, bros, I've got to do it alone," a couple of times in the episode and end it with a stew. Will it have even a tangential impact from the book where Geralt was moppy and insecure about dragging them around for the whole border, thinking his 'calling' overwrites their free will? Of course not.Although, again, I wouldn't be surprised if they never bothered. 0:37 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK9dU6JIroU of the trailer and Liam's awkward "What a company I ended up with" is probably the closest they will get to it.
>>215099965>LET'S FUCKING MOVEhe said calmly
>>215103495there are so many scenes that were "easy to write" that they've skipped already I wouldn't be surprised also Milva beating AngoulĂŞme doubt thats happening either, or cahir running away because geralt threatens to kill his horse, none of it
>>215100634You didn't even read the books and just making shit up. The books have nothing to do with war and all that crap.
>>215103608Americans truly are illiterate, huh
>>215103608Weak bait. >>215103657I'm American and I read them.
>>215103422Have you seen what Mistle looks like in the show?
>>215103473I'm not wrong. Ciri had a lot of consensual lesbian sex after Mistle raped her. Hissrich and her Netflix wokes would never show hot lesbians because of the "male gaze".
>>215103723Ew
>>215100957stroll and a troll on the bridge then you have 5 soldiers or so in a one corridor bravo netflix27mil per episode btw.also where is Cahir? are the gnome and dwarf replacement?
>>215103723Right. I stopped watching after season 1.
>>215102445yeah but medieval jacket looks like something else not the biker gear.
>>215103087lmao one thing those two production share is embezzling all the money they got
>>215103786oh god they aren't going to do the stand on the bridge are they? ffs
am i crazy or is the Liam better swordmen than Cavill?
>>215099994Disgusting
>>215102348Same with gym culture. Woman look so butch and manly when lifting weights. Feminine women used to just go out for a jog and eat salad. Thats how they stayed petite yet had some cushion. You can see on todays instagram gym whores that under their "booty" is massive disgusting musculature
>>215103561>there are so many scenes that were "easy to write" that they've skipped alreadyThat's the whole tragedy and my ultimate source of anger for this fucking shitshow. The books are basically already prepped for tv scrips. Imagine reading the Thanedd coup. Where you, as the reader, wake up with Geralt and with his POV, find yourself in the middle of a surprise coup and piece by piece realize that all the innuendos and all the threats from yesterday's party are being made good on right now and that every single person had their own agenda and are now forced to exercise it in the most desperate way possible. Where all the elegant plans of Vilgefortz and Philippa turn into a bloodbath of exploding buildings and dead sorceress storage, and in the meantime, the coup is just a prelude to a false flags to jumpstart a war with Nilfgaard, who in turn were baiting Redania to do just that to justify invasion themselves. So you read that and decide to cut out 80% of that context and set up, despite GoT firmly proving that people will watch politics if you just write it well, and say what you will about Witcher but the Thanedd coup is an amazing piece of fantasy politics. It's callous and realistic. This is something that happened in the late Middle Ages so many times it's hard to count. The polish churl handed it to them, it's all in the books easily adaptable. Faggots turned it into a room of C-listers throwing CGI fireballs at each other.
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>>215103975yea I fucking hate it, I always thought the best way would be to start with blood of the elves and a couple times per season cut to a last wish or sword of destiny story, providing context as it progresses this was laid out so easily and yet that stupid cunt had to make the Yennifer show with a bunch of fan fic nonsense and eat up all the time that would be better spent on you know the actual story the one you are adapting? fucking assholes
>>215103996wheres cahir?
>>215101731>this hilarious pictureI don't get it. Looks pretty normal to me.
>>215103131>>215103153>>215103167If I'm being honest, I couldn't stand Ciri at that part of books as well. She goes from a wholesome chungus girl witcher to dragged out of her mind murderous cunt. Only after Bohnarts kills all her "friends" she snaps out of it and sorta goes back to being likable, but still never reaches the previous high, part of it probably because of innocence being lost.
>>215101905>>215101946add BDH as Triss.
>>215104196was this after the whole death trek with her unicorn? because that fucked her up
>>215104062replaced.
>>215104045I legitimately think you can, with a bit of retouch, adapt them as is. Even Last Wish. You hear about Yennefer throughout all the in-between of the stories and how fucking obsessed Geralt is with her and at the same time embarrassed about it, and then she appears at the end, and it's a watershed moment because she is a giant fucking bitch. Wouldn't the viewer be even more enticed to know how Geralt could possibly get fixated on this one-tits who mind rapes him? I mean, that's quite literally how the book is structured. Sapkowski hides her for the entire book, making her first appearance much more polarizing. Again, Game of Thrones. For some reason HBO did not feel the need to introduce Stannis in the first season because he didn't belong there. Yet these Netflix faggots think you have to pull characters into the narrative before they become relevant for the actual narrative creating a fucking fanfic bullshit, bloating the cast for no reason.This show should be a case study of how not to adapt.
>>215104196is Ciri stand in for Sapkowskis daughter he never had?also cant stand her part maybe thats why short stories are my favorite and not the saga
>>215100441Yenjeet is quite pretty. should i watch the show
>>215104253he is nerdy just like me
>>215099965Are they still using the nigger ballsack armor?
>>215103739>Ciri had a lot of consensual lesbian sex after Mistle raped herwith who? mistle? she was stockholm syndromedshe doesn't fuck any other women and the only time she's horny is for dudes
>>215104231milva, dandelion and yarpen, whos the fucks little goblin?
>>215104253she is so unappealing
>>215104213Unicorn adventure didn't fuck her up. What fucked her was being forced to murder some khmet, then being almost raped by her "savior", saved by a girl who then rapes her herself.
>>215104332Cahir recast? I mean might as well.
>>215104316no they replaced it in s2
>>215104358I was just asking about he timeline I haven't read it in ages are teh rats before or after the desert death march I want to say before because thats when she loses her magic but I'm not 100%
>>215104359lol yea sure I wouldn't put it past them also where is angouleme? haven't seen a single still of her
>>215103135Redpill me on bonhart
>>215104586what you mean is "spoonfeed me I'm illiterate and can't read a book" how about no go fuck yourself
>>215104629Based>>215104586Read the shitting book, cuntface. Or if you really are illiterate, you can find all the audiobooks on youtube. Try listening to those instead of doomscrolling.
>>215099994>WE WUZ VAMPYR
>>215099965>still watching this garbage after 5 minutes of S1E1Anon, I...
>>215104586Introduced as a background mercenary in a prior book with a task to check out a rumor about a band of bandits roaming around with a girl that looks like Ciri.He is extremely lanky. In slavic terms he is described as a local village grandpa with a messy oseledet on top and big moustache. His whole shtick, or rather what makes him engrossing, is that he is, by all intents and purposes, just a guy in his 50s. He has very regional fame that, as the narrative goes on, is revealed to be quite obviously deemphasized compared to his actual level of skill.His first proper appearance is him coming out to fight 1 vs 6 in his underwear, finishing his morning breakfast consisting of a single boiled egg. He nonchalantly cuts everyone down and then faces Ciri, who, despite being trained by Witchers and previously thinking highly of her own skill compared to anyone she could actually meet in this rural country, gets buckbroken so severely that it's basically one of the top 5 scenes in all the books. He strips her naked in front of the whole village, which she immediately interrupts as him aiming to rape her. Which he senses and declares that he would rather rape a chicken than this thin, flat body with no curves, and he was just checking her for magical artifacts. He recognizes her Witcher-style fighting and then mocks her, affirming that Witchers are overrated fags and he is the master buckbreaker of their kind.That's basically the gist of his introduction. Through the rest of the book, he is shown to be both very pragmatic but cruel and uses Ciri as a dancing bear act. Parading her Witcher skill for amusement and monetary gain. Be assured, none of what I described will be in the show and if by some miracle they won't subvert Bonhart storyline they will declaw it to such a degree that it will be unrecognizable. In fact, I'm predicting that Bonhart will not survive season 4 and they will kill him before his time, just like they did Rience.
>>215104586he was a big guy
>>215104629>>215104925I read it you niggers. I just want your opinions
how is this turd floating for a fourth season. Like for S1 and S2 I get it. These days they film one season in one go and then split it in half to create the illusion the shitpile is successful. But s3 and s4 in the age where woke is extremely unpopular and a poison pill creating megaflops for history books like Concord
>>215105059bullshit
>>215105059name one page
>>215104300Just jerk off too her nudes from S1 and forget the show even existed
>>215105073>>215105085My biggest gripe was that geralt waffled around and didnt do anything significant for like 2 books. He shouldve killed that elf that the druids fucked upAlso, my favorite part was that the elves in fact did everything wrong. Dirty knife ears
>>215104253She probably noticed his tiny hands, she is loving king right at them
>>215105172will they have the king of the elves drugging and trying to rape ciri? doubt it
>>215105233Elves dindu nuffin, obviously
>>215105018Sounds retarded, why would some normal old ass man beat a superhuman Witcher it makes no sense. Cringe writing / writers fetish
>>215105018damn, my boy rience got cut down early? I loved the final fight in the tower of the swallow (or whatever the fuck it is known as in English)
>>215105266because bonhart is awesome and a master of his craft nuff said
>>215105266The swordsmanship is not an ability but skill that you train. Witcher mutation can only get you so far, you seem to think they are saiyans but they are tools to specificly engineered to fight and be immune to monsters. They can be outskilled just like any man. Sorry that you only played games.
>>215105266thats the entire point the witcher is being built up as this unstoppable force and he gets rekted by vilgy so hard its pathetic, he doesn't even use magic he just fucks him up because he's had hundreds of years to become a class S fighter, in the same way ciri thinks she's hot shit and so do the children of contempt until they run into bonhart who plays with them like the children they are the guy hunts witchers as a profession a bunch of kids and a wannabe witcher is laughable to him.
>>215105233bonhart will rape ciri and oberon will be a kindly nigger who gives ciri a birth control potion
>>215105275Yeah, he is dead. He just shows up on hill during Thanedd coup and dies.
so is ciri getting molested this season or what?
>>215105400jfc I wouldn't put it past them
>>215105297>>215105381>>215105297>>215105381>People who think lightsaber Yoda is awesome Sorry, but all the """"""technique""""""" in the world won't let a 50 year old malnourished man beat a some one who is stronger faster and younger. Especially when they are literally superhuman.
>>215105522maybe try and read the fucking books you pathetic waste of life>muh sw referencekys
>>215105522why do you think ciri is super human? you haven't actually read the books have you?
>>215105556bonharto claims to have slain multiple regular witchmen as well
>>215105595yes with careful planning and timing, he doesn't just jump out of the bushes and challenge one to a dual
>>215105522>le Yoda lightsaber>nooooo witcherino mutations supposed to be make them invincible with le sword just like in my vydia!!!!!Not only Bonhart fighting style relies on simply parrying but he quite literally mocks Ciri for thinking all her jumping and twirls are hard to read. The ultimate reason why he bests her is that he knows how Witchers fight. Read the scene, stupid star wars obsessed retard, his skill of knowing how exactly she is going to strike to deflect it in the way for it to leave her wide open is what wins him all of witcher medallions. He punches her with her fist after deflecting a strike.
>>215105595and he's spent decades at it, did you think he's been 50 for his entire career? or that he was in the practice of challenging them to 1v2 combat? you really are a special kinda stupid aren't you?
>>215105018To emphasize, he gets two tasks. One is to kill Ciri(from the Imperial intelligence glownigger) and one to arrest her from the local baron.He does neither, instead uses her as a prize fighter.Also he gets her her signature sword.Also wrecks Cahir like the bitchboy he is.
>>215105692hey don't be mean cahir went out like a champ and gave ciri the time to finish the job I will not allow cahir to be disparaged in this manner, he did what he swore to do as a knight, protect ciri
>>215105400Oh good god.
>>215105726He's an autistic retard that almost died to a tooth stuck in a wound on his hand. How the fuck do you fuck up a fistfight that bad?Also whatever the fuck they did with him on the show soured me.
>>215105595Geralt died to a peasant with a pitchfork.
>>215105400Bonhart's defeating, beating and humiliating a woman in combat is "domestic abuse" for feminists. They would most probably show how Ciri wins a single combat and kills him.
>>215105744fuck the show real Cahir is a decent guy whos in over his head and trying to do the right thing also the entire scene where geralt keeps telling him to fuck off and he won't and then >well fine I'll kill your horse>No not my horse and he rides off at full gallop is adorable, cahir is a good kid
>>215105676>did you think he's been 50 for his entire careerso what's the argument here, a 50 year old regular guy can't kill a witcher but a 30 year old regular guy can>or that he was in the practice of challenging them to 1v2 combat>>215105645>yes with careful planning and timing, he doesn't just jump out of the bushes and challenge one to a dualthis is just your headcanon no? don't get me wrong, it's good headcanon, but it's still headcanon, not what's written down in the books. considering the context, bonhart was bragging because he knew he was hot shit with a sword, not because he shot a couple of witchers in the back with a crossbow.
>>215105771Was there a scene on the show where Geralt jobs to Vilgefortz with a stick?
>>215105810Geralt taking a bunch of kids into the slaughter really was a cunt move from him. He should've left them all at Toussaint.
>>215105812if you can't read between the lines thats your problem not mine, he shows how skilled and smart he is multiple times
>>215105829yea that was rough
>>215105899Angouleme straight up wanted to stay too.
>>215105887>read between the linesthat's exactly what i said no? headcanon
>>215105919I know one of my favorite scenes I mean its probably everyones is the siege on vilgys fort and when milva bites it and angouleme just breaks >no we have to kill them, kill them all for auntieor something like that
This show gives me nigger fatigue
>>215105961I really should re-read the books, last time I read them was when the first game came out.
>>215105816They missed the point, unsurprisingly, and it's a nearly equal fight and a quite long one. Instead of devastating KO that lives in Geralt knee rent free he just sort of kind of loses and knee is healed the next episode.
>>215105936no its read between the lines i.e extrapolate the details based on the broad stokes you are given. He hasa bunch of witcher medallions, he's a expert hunter tracker swordsmans, He is feared, he is hired by vilgifortz himself, their are simple conclusions to be reached without an extended flashback chapter of him killing witchers
>>215105692I was a little disappointed that his endgoal was something as simple and dumb as money and he wanted to use ciri just as a prize fighter. Bit blase. It was such a cool moment when he realized what he had on his hands and defied both his orders…just to make money? Yawn
>>215105989Oh for fuck's sake. It's one of the best book moments, Geralt is so sure of himself and just wrecked Dijkstra, waltzes in all high and mighty and gets stomped into dust by someone who he expected to be a bookish nerd(actually led his own merc company).Of fucking course the show fumbled it.
>>215099994>castin niggas so wide to future proof against AI replacement tech
>>215099994I just realized that this is Morpheus.
>>215106022he takes her to vilgy did you miss that? not for any reward he just wants to see the suffering
>>215106060Also pretty boring
>>215105981you should Lady of the Lake has an incredible finale
>>215106066for you
>>215105989grim grim grim grimhow the fuck can you be so bad at adapting a story. all you have to do is read the original story and then trim it a bit
>>215104332It's actually Zoltan, not Yarpen.
>>215106151eh w/e I just want to know where cahir is and who the fuck that goblin is
>>215106134But they wanted to make it original.Fuck's sake.
>>215106162I'm seething. I actually like dwarven characters and I hate to see midges play them. It feels racist or something.
>>215106004you "extrapolated" your headcanon to compensate for times when sapkowski didn't think his story through or just didn't think it needed explaining like it's a dbz power level comparisonmaybe witchman sword ballet had a flaw, maybe bonhart had stumbled on a fighting style that they were ill equipped to fight, maybe his sword was lighter and better, maybe he's just a one of a kind prodigy. your headcanon that he's batman who ambushes witchmen with preparation is just that, headcanon
>>215106230you never read the books did you?
>>215106266You're on /tv/, anon, be glad they can read your messages.
>>215106134>how the fuck can you be so bad at adapting a storyTo be fair to them, this is one scene that I don't think can be adapted that easily. From the moment the fight begins, you are transported into Geralt's thoughts, where he is at the druid grove healing his devastated anus months later and replaying this fight in his head, thinking about what he could have done to win. Concluding that there was nothing he could have done, realistically, and that he was outmatched by an opponent beyond his abilities. Except I'm not going to be fair, because these faggots have not tried to adapt a single scene in the book to convey why it was so good in the first place, so they obviously looked at it and went "gals, we need it to be longer and in two locations cause hecking filler action"
>>215103087That Jaskier sucks though
>>215106289Good point
>>215106266what the fuck are you talking about you angloid faggotron. i read the books a full decade before the abysmal translations ever fell into your angloid subhuman claws and then a few times after that toohow about instead of talking smack you point to the evidence of your assertions that bonhart stealthily ambushed witchers and wasn't all that hot with a sword or whatever the fuck it is that you're claiming, NIGGER
>>215100441swordfighting with those nails lmao
>>215104231this is supposed to be milva? 40yo asian lmao. How much of a retard can you be to think fantasy dwarfs and people with dwarfism are same thing? This show has no redeemable aspects. Terrible writting, terrible cast, terrible costums. 0/10
>>215106703It's even worse than her being a 40 yo asian. No one sane can justify Milva's casting as "the best actor for the job, chud." She is a horrendous actor, a literal nepobaby with an MCU flick under her belt that she got cast in because her husband was a stunt coordinator there. Go look up on Youtube clips with her. Imagine acting against this creature.
>>215103219Hunter Schaefer probably. Since Dandelionflix is a gae now
Christopher Nolan put his entire burgeoning career on the line with an unorthodox new contract stipulation in every actors agreement in order to be in the new at the time reboot of the Batman franchise, Batman Begins. This secret proviso attached to all male stars and co-stars contracts included the then up and coming leading man Christian Bale. What was this new requirement you ask? Well, male stars had to bear all to Mr. Nolan and a small skeleton set of producers, privately reveling their cock and balls.Jonathan Nolan, long time collaborator and brother of Christopher Nolan, has been quoted explaining the need for this as both a creative and fund raising necessity in this age of auteur directors that are additionally showrunners and self financiers, juggling duel roles as producers and creatives.Christopher Nolan himself could not be reached for comment but his long time wife and script supervisor has expressed her enthusiasm for the new practice and sees more of Hollywood's A-list directors and producers adding this stipulation to the standard rider as a base from which actor's negotiations start from...Still can't believe they got Michael Caine to agree to this.Rumor has it he got back at them by leaking pre the ENTIRE TIME.
>>215106870If it was Ming Na Wen, I'd have allowed it, and she's fucking 61. This casting is shit.
>>215106903Christopher Nolan's older brother Matthew worked as a hit man in Costa Rica in 2006. And he was going by the name Oppenheimer. True story.
>>215106960ASK ME WHY SO MANY FADE, BUT I'm STILL HERE.>>FAX
>>215105233The show will end before they get to that, and they probably don't have enough budget to recreate the elven world
This thread reminded me that there's still not a translation of the latest witcher book to Spanish
>>215106620Lmao I read the books long before they were translated you tard, keep seething
There isn't a single good piece of media in the entire Witcher franchise prove me wrong you can't
>>215107643yeah sure i bet you read them before they were written too, that would explain why you're making up shit that was never in the books
>>215107755Lol idiot
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>>215107523Who cares you stupid beamer?
>>215107898I don't want to read the inferior Amerimutt translation
>>215105233Was it even rape? I just remember Ciri getting mad that he didn't fuck her
>>215108121So either learn polish or get a pol gf like I did many years ago, she would read to me all the books, this was just after the first game came out
>>215108692She was seriously fucked up on super elf drugs that he was feeding her jfc, how did you miss that?
>>215100441Yennefer is a prisoner of Vilgefortz and absent for 90% of the series after the second book. They needed to make shit up to keep her in the show.
>>215108692She was excited and ready, and got angry when the elf left because he just couldn't
Will Ciri do nudity like in the books?
>>215099994lmaolol
I worked on the showIts as bad as you can imagine
>>215099965>brother plays Thor>you play the sloppy seconds of Superman's lesser known role
>>215109184It was many years ago when I read the books. Also wasn't Ciri on drugs like all of the time?
>>215102738Fuck they didnt even.make that much a year
>>215099965Strong Christopher Lambert Raiden energy
I dont like to see Ciri cry lads. :(
>>215110356With the rats and the king of the elves in their dimension, the elf one is especially fucked up since she thought she was safe
>>215099965looks scuffed lmao
>>215110581It sucks man, I really want to read the books, then theyre shitty translated, have even worse fan translations. And it pisses me off, theres still a lot of the Witcher I dont know. 2 and 3 wasnt enough lore for me and felt there was a lot of chunks and info missing.
>>215099994Well atleast it's Fishburne
Bonharts a bad motherfucker tho, I know who he is from things ive picked up over time.
>>215110689As I said my gf read them to me waaay back when only witcher 1 was out also I dl a fan translation after we broke up, idk never read the official ones, but some scenes still stick with me.
>>215102467Buddy tried so hard, he couldnt save it or have anyone listen to him.
>>215103219Ill give Debra a legit pass because shes a great actress.
>>215103002WHY WAS HE MEAN TO CIRI>:(
>>215111278She was making a move.
>>215105018I didnt even know all this, when will we get a legit translation that isn't half ass? I knew he was a bad dude, but not all of that. Shit, the games are nothing. I need to read these books man, I want to know the knitty gritty about what went down.
>Yennefer is barely in the storySo shes imprisoned most of the time, these are things I didnt know. Its like me being shocked that Geralt dies in the third book along with her and being caught of caught off gaurd because I thought it was all about him and Yen. The story carrying on after their deaths with Ciri being the main character pretty much was something that I never expected. Seems the games do dip into lore a bit, but its not telling the whole story.
>>215100441I actually think Anya is really attractive, but hes not Yen. She doesnt have her bitchiness, wit and condensending tone.
>>215111649*shes
>>215100750>the story comes firstBut were going to race swap and rape the lore to the point the source material is unrecognizable to anyone wanting to get into the games or the books Good job, idiots.
Basically got Dimitrescu'd, someone who you thought was going to be a huge part of the story really isn't.
>>215099994He's a great actor, but this is not his role.>>215100354I mean
Why is everything in all these pictures so fucking GRAY AND BLUE? I CANT SEE SHIT.
JUST PULL THE PLUG ON THIS SHITE ALREADYLAWRY'S OF DEM RANGS AS WELLREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>215111836Flushed colors are the new thing chud, everything's grey, discolored and devoid of life in our world.
>>215100634Ciris raccoon eyes were because of The Rats. It supposedly made her more intimidating and off putting. But she was always described and being attractive, but skinny.
