any movies about modern art?
Very original joke.
Art school confidential
Dafoe had one about getting trapped in a high class apartment attempting to rob paintings. One of my favorites as a kid was the Thomas crowned affair and the heist scene.
>>215101384GOD I WISH EVERYTHING WAS JUST A REALISTIC PORTRAIT OR LANDSCAPE.
>>215101410You will never have a real job and you will always be a hack
The Square
>>215101384The Square (2017), great film from the same director as Triangle of Sadness
>>215101423ugh so boring lets pretend RANDOM SHIT is deep and interesting instead
Never here (2017) has an installation artist witnessing a violent crime and her being stalked. It has a lynchian feel to it. Look it up just for the mime scene, very unsettling.
The stendhal syndrome has cool webms but I have never seen it.
>>215101487 NO BROTHER EVERYTHING MUST THE SAME PORTRAIT OR LANDSCAPE.
>>215101532UOHHHH SO MUCH BETTER
>>215101463Very original life plan.
>Photography becomes a thing with the camera>People still want all paintings to be photorealistic because that's the only thing that counts as "Art" I don't quite understand that. Where was paintings supposed to go? just keep mimicking real life forever?
>>215101584No famous artist painted like a camera. Simply trying to reproduce reality 1:1.
>>215101487Random shit actually is a lot more interesting than portraits of old people. Especially if it's literal shit and maybe has a little umbrella on it. Makes u think.
>>215101701Only if you are autistic and a retard. Those kinds of people are easily tricked and they delude themselves.For normal people and people with skill the ''boring'' portraits are more interesting because you can examine the technique and learn something. Someone are so good with paint it's like magic. A normalchad will always be fascinated by Bob Ross and how he can paint very sophisticated things with one brush stroke.An autistic freak looks at a banana taped to a wall and because the autistic freak worships authority and has no theory of mind, he starts having some delusion episode where he convinces himself that if this ''art'' was put up for display then it must mean something, and then they through looney troon mental gymnastics justifying the existence of that piece of shit.There is a very clear difference between people who like art and ''people'' who ''like'' ''art''The real ones understand the technical skill and some paintings are interesting because of the background and historical significance for paintings like The Ambassadors.
>>215101794That's some almost baffling projection lmao.
>>215101532>TAPING A BANANA TO A WALL IS JUST AS VALID AS YOUR PAINTING THAT TOOK YOU YEARS TO TRAIN FOR AND PERFECT CHUD!You are defending money laundering you absolute buffoon
If you think realistic portraits are the pinnacle of art, figurative realism is alive and well, and there's plenty of artists for you to enjoy. But fags who complain about contemporary art don't actually care about art, they just rail against some misguided idea that modern museums are filled with bananas taped to walls like a bunch of boomer retards.
For me? It's Gustave Moreau.
>>215101551>OP is seething because he never made anything more successful than thatexplains everything
>>215102010we posting favorites? for me it's john martin's destruction of pompeii and herculaneum
>>215102050My art is better but everyone is retarded and I can't compete, the business is a coin toss.
Franz von Stuck
>>215102010This could be a illustration from general wolfe book.
i subscribe to the dadaist school of thought in that any old crap can be art if the artist deems it suchthat being said that doesnt mean all art is deep or meaningful, plenty of artists are full of shit
>>215102188>I can't compete
for me it's stuff like this
That Owen Wilson movie in paris was pretty funny.
>>215102242trash. doesn't look realistic enough
>>215101384Factory Girl?
>>215102242why dont the cars have bulletholes and corpses in them?
>>215102341nobody knows
>>215102188>I can't competeOP don't forget AI is also taking your "job"
>>215101415>Dafoe had one about getting trapped in a high class apartment attempting to rob paintingsThat movie sucked. And I like Dafoe as well as 1-actor movies.
>>215102473Did you like the hunter? You might just not like slow burn movies.
>>215102473NTA but yea I ended up not really either getting the movie or caring for it even though it seemed like something I'd go for normally based on the premise and the trailer. Would be interesting to hear what some anon who actually enjoyed it had to say about it and why. Felt really unfocused, like his survival in the apartment was well done in some ways, showing his draining resources as the days go on but then it just goes off on these weird tangents of him pondering stuff that doesn't seem to go anywhere at all. It was a while ago when I watched it but I don't remember being impressed by it beyond the first half.
>>215101423This, but landscapes and portraits of nude/scantily clad women.
>>215102506see that's a good one - there's some clear structure and character moments, tension and resolution and then also some questions that get asked and the character gives an answer even if it's non-verbal - i liked that movie but didn't like >>215102652
i draw the line at impressionismif your art only exists in the mind when people think about it really hard then it's stupid
>>215102050Notice that Rothko's or Pollock's are the last pieces abstract art people will defend. After them, art became so stupid and grotesque, even art history students basically ignore everything after that era.
>>215101584What the fuck are you talking about? Nobody wants photorealistic art, you fucking retard. 4chan is such a contrarian shithole that they are defending the shittiest form of modern art now, except they have absolutely no valid argument, because they don't even like it that's pathetic
>>215102010>>215102163>>215102193>But but you can do the same with a photography!
>>215102760there's been good art made afterwards... but the problem is "they" don't want it to be seen
>>215102772
>>215101551people who love rothko should live in 1-room apartments, yet I doubt they do
>>215101423Dude go to the art museum in Bruge, it's fucking hilarious, you have all these beautiful paintings from one era after another and then you get to the modern shit and it's, like, "okay, let's move on", literally nobody sticks around to look at anything in there for more than one second and you have crowds meticulously studying every little detail on all the classic paintings in other sections
for me, it's baisquiat
>>215101413Based, I got to first base with my first gf while watching this
>>215102772T B H that guy could draw feet
>>215101384not movie but there's some good documentary serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ANvwm7kYLshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKXDi4-Z9uA
>>215102969One of the original cunnyfags.
>>215101384>modern artThere's no such thing.
>>215101384>modern artdepends on where you draw the line of modernMr. Turner is a pretty alright movie by Mike Leigh. The hannibal scene is great.
>>215101384>modern artThat's a good one.
>>215101384HAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING RETARD HE THOUGHT IT WAS MODERNM ART BUT IT WAS JUST% A CHAIR THE LADY SAT ON HAHAHA
>>215102969>>215102772>>215102674No painting can compare to the beauty of a real woman. The only reason to draw a woman is to impress a girl you like.
>>215101611>No famous artist painted like a camera. Simply trying to reproduce reality 1:1.See: Chuck Close
>>215103102a chick would be creeped out if you randomly drew them, especially if youre a shit artist
>>215103102> womandisgusting
>>215103102>No painting can compare to the beauty of a real woman
Many of the artists in the latter half of the 19th century used photographies as the base for the art, and with that some of the artistic touch got lost.pic related, the waves in the painting, they're photocopied, while it's still a marvelous work it does not feel as artsy as a Renoir
>>215101551Rothko is based and I'm tired of pretending they aren't
>>215103140the classic horse stance, very magnetic
>>215103234Correct.
Ruben Brandt is pretty solid.. its not exactly about modern art but its kinda a bit modern art by itself
>>215103113Cool recommendations.
>>215101887THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I NEVER SAID THAT LOL
Art peaked during the Belle Epoque and died around the same time Art Deco died in the 30s.
>>215103982TRUEfor me it's art nouveau
>>215103102>No painting can compare to the beauty of a real womanThat really depends on the woman/painting. Plenty of women are nowhere near as beautiful as the Mona Lisa (A rather average looking woman), and plenty of women are incredibly beautiful and could easily compete with a beautiful portrait. The thing about paintings though is that they aren't bound by nature like we our. A painting of a woman may be inspired by the most beautiful woman alive, and that woman' beauty will warp and fade while the portrait may outlive her by hundreds if not thousands of years. Not just capturing the beauty of reality though, a painting can become something more than reality. We can take our personal ideal beauty, that perhaps can not exist in this world, and put it on a canvas.
>>215104051I'm not into bestiality
>>215101423I'm with the other anons itt. most modern art is boring and is lost on me.
>>215101532Just landscapes, actually. Thank you. I don't really want to study anything else so there's no reason for anyone to display a thing else.
>>215101423The overwhelming majority of modern "artists" can't paint a portrait or landscape to save their hides.
>>215103102every single thing man creates or comes up with is a mating ritual to get laid
>>215104784They can. They learn it early on and then move on.
Mark Maggiori is a contemporary painter. Is he kino?
>>215104865You think I beat final fantasy 8 and 9 to get girls?
Nothing can beat the majesty of God's creation.
Manifesto really plays with all tropes of the futility of contemporary art.
>>215104899Making a painting this photorealistic defeats the purpose.
>>215101532Nothing wrong with either of those, actually
>>215101423>be me>have to take university fieldtrip to berlin>visit modern art gallery>image of picrel but very graphic with ass eating on the wall>across from a stuffed deer>go to next room, special room, all darkened, just single painting>childlike drawing of a guy sucking another guys dick>guide starts talkingThis painting resembles the cutoff from linear straight time into fabulous looping and diverging gay time>some smirk>guide offended "well he is actually serious about that">black turtleneck pepe in thinker pose .jpg>had to pay 40€ to my professor for the trip but all the museums are free for classes and you have to book your hotel and train by yourselfI understand it now!!
the Martyrdom of St. Simon of Trento for Jewish ritual murder by Giovanni Gasparo jews took this contemporary painter to court crazy that i can't find the full res image on the web
>>215105012Crazy because he is blowing up on insta
>>215105012You've never done anything creative in your life, sit this one out, sunny
>>215105066I think this is contemporary art but not modern art.If it was just stick figures it would be modern art
thoughts on Anne-Magill? She is a contemporary painter
>all the condescending cunts not posting moviesReddit brain
thoughts on Dragan Bibin? he is a contemporary painter
>>215105066I mean, it's a bit on the nose right? Like who tf would actually want that in their house except a Jew? You "activated" types have really lost the plot.
>>215104899kitsch, but nice kitsch
>>215104030After this WW1 happened, ww1 was the turning point for europe, the start of the decline of the west.Picrel Otto Dix' painting "Sturmtruppe geht unter Gas vor"
>>215101463yeah and?
>>215101423I agree, without any irony
>>215105218Otto Dix is based Only a retard would get filtered by him
>>215105218It's a natural evolution of what came before.
>>215103181What a slut, the cracks of the western world were already showing.Womens rights and jewish privilege (or the other way around) destroyed our homelands and infested our arts and our culture. Picrel Otto Dix' "Der Krieg" a stark reminder of what this degeneracy and disrespect to our forefathers have brought upon us!There are 4 Paintings in "Der Krieg" they are all based, should check it out
>>215101384I think what is annoying about shit like 'this rotten ham sandwich is art' is that it deligitimitizes more abstract forms of art and what we can disover when we don't chain ourselves to the literal. I appreciate detailed portraits and landscapes as much as the next guy, but people should open their minds to more abstract experiences. They may like it more than they expect.
The opening scenes of Melancholia are fantastic impressionist works in motion.
>>215105283What are you trying to say and how does it relate to my post?
What do you think about the contemporary painter Nicola Samorì?
>>215105271>Otto Dix is basedYes>retard filterI dont understand what this meansToter Sapperposten
>>215105347That WW1 didn't change much. All kind of abstract avant-garde art movement emerged before WW1. You dislike Dix, but you're completely fine with Cubism and Picasso?
>>215105218>>215105347>>215105374Feels like Meta Slug video game was inspired by Otto Dix no?
>le modern art le badMeanwhile le real le modern art!Only pretentious faggots still do paintings and then paint them in period blood for shock value.This is le the true le modern art
>>215105390>You dislike DixI dont, faggot, how do you even get this idea?DID YOU EVEN READ MY POST???
>>215105463>ww1 was the turning point for europe, the start of the decline of the west.And then you posted Dix's picture.
>>215105390>You dislike Dix, but you're completely fine with Cubism and Picasso?It seems you dont really have any point to argue, i dont think you misinderstood my post i think you didnt understand any of it at all (might be my fault) but now youre building up a weird assumptive strawman.He saw the weimar republic firsthand, the same cesspool of degeneracy, rampant child prostitution, enslavement of the masses enrichment of the jews and even the first ever troons, the same weimar republic (((you people))) are trying to recreate!
>>215105509Because his art expresses it very well, art nouveau was maybe the last good thing we produced. This didnt mean good artists were gone but you see what people went through in dix' pics. As i said>a stark reminder
>>215105509Idgi, do YOU lump dix in with the other shit, since you arrived st this conclusion?
>>215102869to that degree, not a chance. but with proper staging, costumes, props and light you can get a sort of pictorial photo. of course it would be a facsimile of the real thing and thus a bit artificial but it is doable.
for me its Carolina Falkholt and other pussypainters
>>215102871Based knower and Lombardi poster.
Exit Through The Giftshop
>>215105338You're a retard that doesn't know what impressionist art is
>>215105012The grass and landscape are noticeably expressionist and painterly. I'd argue the clouds are, too, because they don't really look like real clouds.In any case, what would your suggestion be for this guy, if this is the scene he wanted to create? Just omit details for the sake of avoiding too naturalistic a scene? Learn Photoshop and create a digital collage? Pray and cross his fingers that he gets the exact image he was hoping for to lineup and then snap a photo? Or just paint more shitty?
>>215105903its funny they killed him off yet now when the info is freely available the public don't carethe slaves are too dumb to understand, while the rest accept to be the cattle
I would like it to be made a movie about the dude who tried to make Lolita a reality as an art school project
>>215105204Define kitsch
>>215106058I think that everyone needs to be set on their own path to thinking and acknowledging this stuff, unfortunately. You can't just put it in someone's face and expect everything they've been told they're entire life is retarded and clearly doesn't make sense.The only reason I know about Lombardi's work is through Richard Grove, who I found through a fucking comedian, who I started paying attention to because he's on a news show, which I didn't care about until COVID when I suddenly realized how nonsensical everything around me was. You can never know what it takes to spark that journey.
You absolute cretins do realize that the OP asked for "modern art" which includes people like Picasso, Van Gogh, Dali? And not "oontemporary art"?
>>215106160You didnt read the thread you stupid faggot
>>215101384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6vTTbo25Gw
>>215106222I did, which is what prompted my post you dumb idiot
>>215105934>Visible brush strokes, open composition, emphasis on accurate depiction of light in its changing qualities, ordinary subject matter, unusual visual angles, and inclusion of movement as a crucial element of human perception and experience.Personally, I think you're just an asshole.
>>215101384>the classic people thing a real thing is modern art jokefor the 6th millionth time
>>215105908/thread
>>215102772>please com Bangladesh I receive youhow can white women even resist the Jeet charms?
>>215106051>Just omit details for the sake of avoiding too naturalistic a scene?That's one thing he can do. There are too many details on the painting, cluttering the entire scene, and they are too sharp, leaving nothing to the imagination.
>>215104919You didnt?
>>215106293Nah, good. Dada is for fucking pretentious uncreative cunts. It needs to be mocked at every turn. Tell people to stop vehemently defending the taped banana then.
>>215106579>There are too many details on the paintingHave you seen it full size, in-person? I haven't and I don't think I could personally make such an assessment based on a small sampling on my screen. Given what I have here, I'd disagree anyway because like I mentioned the landscape is very much relatively simple compared to the focus of the piece, the center cowboy and the cloud mass. Looking at it now, it seems the second cowboy has less detail than the other, too.
Modern crap artists HATE that anyone, with any level of knowledge, at any time, can just deeply enjoy and appreciate and be moved by a Beethoven piece. They HATE that you don't need to read a soppy "artist's statement" or critic's analysis or be embroiled in 300 different artists "body of work" to be able to get a giggle out of their shit. I still like a lot of it though B)
>>215107227This.
>>215107293In other words memes don't work for intelligent conversation. That's why the right is so good at them.Nice self-own retard.
>>215108307What intelligent conversation? All you people do is talk about your feelings.
>>215108307Lmao the bait
>>215106261did this actually happen?
>>215101384Reminder that Picasso is the single biggest reason for all the mass produced modern art slop
>>215101384everyone in this thread who's hating on modern art should watchScarlet Street 1945 - BWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNRSxu22NxU>colorizedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZSljuVmzpoI bet you won't because none of ya watch movies but my guess if ya did you'd enjoy it, it's a solid flick
