Would you try The Substance?
No
>>215107493i'd try her substance
ill take some of what she's got, for sure
your fridge has no substance
>>215107493>get fucked up so that your kid can get 15 mins of famenah sounds messed up
>>215107507this so much this, fellow 4channarians (TM), as in, I'd have consensual sexual intercourse by placing my penissary member into her vulvalary orifice.
>>215107493COSTCO is going to start selling Ozempic at a cheaper price for normies and I wouldn't even touch that stuff.
>>215107560>so that your kidanon i think you didn't understand the movie..
>>215107625Is not eating really harder than BUYING a drug to inject?
>>215107648what movie?
>>215107651fatness is an indicative of having low impulse control, so they tend to make bad decisions regarding more things than just food
>>215107673are you having a giggle
i would take grandma moore to pound town. big time
cam you believe that.. men like attractive young women!? I'M GOING INSANEEE
Any others movies based on music videos?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4
>>215107762There were 'workout' shows that looked like this on early morning TV in the 1990s. But they were for guys to jerk off to before work , not women exercising.
>>215107493No why the fuck would I?
>>215107493very offputting look
>>215107493I'd try Margaret's ass on my face
>>215107804Is... this true? Men would rather date a 20 yo than a 45 yo??? Fucking mental!
>>215108019female cope is that men think 20 year olds are easier to manipulate, not that they're more attractive in every single way kek
>>215107673The Stuff (2024)
>>215107762Absolute fucking goon fuel, there is no way the people making this weren't in on it. But holy fuck it annoys me that they put to token guys in the background. The fuck is the point?
>>215107493I wish she'd try mine.
>>215108082because they made it for normal peoplethe kind who watch porn where a man fucks a womannot for you, one of those guys who "only watches lesbian porn"
>>215108082when you are a gooner everything seems like goon fuel. real people were like sickened out, while you were holding your dick
>>215108109you rascal
Probably not
>>215108082>zoom ins to their asses and pussies as they shake around in leotards>"did they know????????"you guys are fucking retarded
>>215108082that wasn't the intent of the movie you illiterate goon
>>215108180its a marketer, not even hollywood execs think m qualley is hot
>>215108244hollywood execs are either women, pedophiles, or homosexuals
depends, if its just my younger self probably not since i still couldnt get any bitches. if i turned myself into an attractive young man, probably yeah. i'd be living my dream life as a chad, and then spend the other days living like a neetin fact that sounds like my dream actually
You think Qualley does anal?
>>215108228>that .webmmovie directed by a woman btw
No because I'm a manI'd encourage hags to use it and fuck them though
No. Lol. Women are so fucking dumb. Obviously the younger, tighter one looks better... but when a man is sexually aroused he enters a fugue state and will fuck just about anything. Cumming inside Margaret is only like fraction of a percent better than cumming inside Demi; hell, I might even nut harder with the older broad.It's so annoying that the whole movie was like "MEN DID THIS TO US" like we force them to cake on makeup and inject themselves with shit. Nah, bro. We're chillin'. How about instead, you women just do interesting things, provide value to the world, serve your community. Prove that you serve a purpose beyond being used for sex, and you will actually have more sex... weird, I know!
>>215107762>>215108228>>215108352it's like with Cuties, you missed the fucking point
>>215108336it's the only way she can feel her husband's pathetic little pecker
>>215108377But the point is that men don't get especially sexually aroused when their gf/wife is some old flabby bag.
>>215108386The 'point' is to get my dick hard and jerk off.As if anything made by a woman could say anything even remotely interesting or be considered art.
>>215107648>>215107762>>215108228Reminder they used an MTF body double for the butt shots.
>>215108466-farts in face-
>>215108494reminder that they didn't
>>215107493HAHAHA YES I WOULD TRY THE SUBSTANCE BUT ONLY OF SHE PRESSED HER BUTTHOLE UP AGAINST MY LIPS AND SHIT IT DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH HAHAHAHAIF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>215107493What are the rules again? You look like your normal self for 1 week and then 51 weeks out of the year you're like the 10/10 version of yourself? Yeah, I'd do it.
>tranny starts spamming the thread
>>215107493why is this lazytown spammer having a meltdown?
>>215108704nobody ever takes the "actually that ass you fapped to was a tranny!" bait and he can't figure out why
>>215108336I hope so. I hope she's anal-only.
>>215107591What did he mean by this?
>>215107501Fpbp/thread
>>215107762The blonde is so fine bros
>>215108405Oh no, is she married to a brown man?
How do you watch this without getting a wardrode in front of people
>>215107881
>>215107493Hell yea. Turn into a hot chick for a night and fap in a mirror all night long.
>>215107493>take The Substance as a manbecome a younger version of myself except I still have the memories of being molested
>>215107493I just read the plot summary on Wikipedia since I'm not interested in actually watching this thing.No I wouldn't use the substance. Seems too complicated and designed to fail, obviously you'd get addicted to staying in the young body. Even if you were diligent about switching back and forth it would be difficult to maintain two separate lives where you have to just go missing every other week, it would obviously raise questions. And it doesn't actually extend your lifespan anyway.If you're a man you might as well just go on roids instead. Dunno about women though, I guess they're fucked.
>>215108413They do, though. Pussy is pussy.
>>215107493I fucking hate this movie and the retarded waifufag autists on here
>>215108914Worse.
>>215107493What porn is this one?
>>215107507She looks dead behind the eyes. Was she raped by jews? Particularly at an early age? Idk who this is, but I’d hazard a guess
>>215108845I was referring to making fried calamari. delicious
>>215107493Honestly one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I was audibly saying "holy shit this movie sucks" throughout. That said, I still don't regret watching it because the gross-out stuff was kinda fun. Plus both Margaret and Demi are hot af.
>>215107591He’s saying he’d eat her shit, anon.
>>215108386There is artistic merit to tricking the audience into believing that you have crossed an important line; but the substance of the message depends entirely on whether you actually did. The story of Abraham doesn't end with God saying "Oh shieeet son, didn't think you'd actually kill the boy, damn."
>>215107787only straight man in this thread
>>215107787Same, she's way hotter than Qualley which is hilarious and pierces the whole narrative of this film lol
>>215107651>>215107738Your metabolism lowers as you age. You'll have to eat increasingly less food to maintain a low weight.
>>215110126>pierces the whole narrative of this filmit doesn't, because we're seeing things from her perspective and how she views herself, all she wants is youth
>>215109661>hollywood actress>Was she raped by jews?Rhetorical question I assume
Nobody cares about this bimbo bitch, especially when you have Stephanie skipping about.What a little nymphet, ready for breeding!!
Nobody cares about this bimbo bitch, especially when you have Stephanie skipping about.What a hot little nymphet.
the tranny discord is really THIS mad about substance threads for some reason
>>215107762Horror movie?
Nobody cares about this bimbo bitch, especially when you have Stephanie skipping about.What a hot little nymphet.FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK JEETS, FUCK CHINKS.
>>215107787would you jabba the hutt moore?
>>215107493would it turn me into a woman?
>>215111104would you want that?
>>215111129Would I have big and full shapely boobs?
>>215111333yea
>wahhh i'm getting oldermaybe you should've dated with the intention of love and marriage when you had the chance instead of getting reamed until you hit the wall
>>215107651Fighting your base monke instincts of storing as much fat as possible is extremely hard when there's such an abundance of food, especially if tasty food is really all you have to look forward to every day.Counting calories becomes a pain in the ass sooner or later as well.t. depressed fat fuck
>>215107493>old hag become hot young 40yo hagWTF is this? Old bitch becomes ugly slightly less old bitch
>>215107493Left theater right after she first transformed because I had stuff to do. Planned to finish it at home later. But there was smoking in the very next scene so I turned it off. Will not watch last hour and half this trash
>>215107493For what reason? You're basically creating a parasite that doesn't even share your consciousness or memories but leeches off your body's resources.It's basically the same as having a kid that depends on you to survive but the kid can literally take what it needs by feeding off your body while you're unconscious.
>>215111898Now that I think of it though they probably did share memories because if Sue was made without any memories she probably would've been a non-speaking big version of a baby that probably couldn't even walk. Don't mind me just having a /tv/ discussion with myself, time to switch now.
>>215109661They all look dead behind their eyes. Do you think celebs become celebs only through talent or beauty?
>>215107493it's a substance from a horror movie would i?
>>215107881It's true. That one asian girl on ESPN. wow, lots of nuts busted back then
>>215112192They obviously shared Elizabeth's memories up to the point of Sue's creation but I didn't get the sense there was any sort of consciousness transfer any time they did the switch afterwards.
>>215112384she seemed confused every time she switched back about what the other side had been doing and what state the appartment was left in. but then what's the point in even doing all of that when you can't even really experience it
>>215109515Oh no. Black?!
>>215111104No. It would make a younger more attractive clone of you with all of your memories who will feed off of your body and force you to sleep for half of the rest of your life (more than that if you are unlucky).
>>215110839>>215110859>>215110892>>215110906
Is this still up to debate? They have to share the same conciousness or else the movie makes absolutely no sense
Someone post the neighbor webm. Asking for a friend
>>215107493IDK what does it do?
>>215107651It’s the magic drug that makes people skinny which has been a dream for ages. And it’s making stupid money side effects be damned.
>>215112461The phone guy seemed pretty confident with his whole "there's no other you dumb cunt you're the matrix they're both you" speech and the doctor who took the substance recognized Elizabeth after he'd seen her as the young version so it's safe to say that you do experience it.Elizabeth and Sue's confusion I took as the type of when you get drunk and then think back on what you did as if it was another person. Except it was more mental in her case because of the whole different bodies thing.
>>215113308yeah that's the best kind of explanation. if they didn't have the same consciousness there would be absolutely no reason for Elizabeth to keep doing it, she would get absolutely nothing out of the whole situation. Being Sue is propably like a drug high for her
>>215112637worse. a black loving kike
>>215108139Do you like looking at a guy's cock and balls?
>>215107762I instinctively sniffed at 0:04
>>215112965Inject it and you birth a younger hotter version of yourself from your spine. From then on you can swap minds with it and back every 7 days.
>Supposed porn star>Zero tits???
