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film adaptation when?
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>>215111593
>maybe if I post the /lit/ meme on a board that people actually post on it might gain some traction
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>>215112160
I'm pretty sure this book is already quite popular among women
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>>215111593
>a while niche genre of monsterfucking women
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>>215112519
>niche
most women that read are reading stuff like this
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>>215112519
>niche

oh boyyy
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And yet people have the balls to ask me not to hate women
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>>215112660
Humie bois can't compete.
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Reminder that there was a con regarding this romantasy subgenre and in that "meet-and-greet" the book authors that attended were sexually molested, a guy that dressed as a monster was legit raped, and tons of women were gropped.

By other women...
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>>215111593
>who is Pasiphaë
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>>215111593
at least the bull is white
>monsterbait
lmao
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>>215112742
Tell me that was made by AI.
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I have read 2 of these monster romantasy books (both by the same author) and they were genuinely fucking terrific.
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>>215112742
>>215111593
>>215112499
I need passages from these books, now!
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>>215112519
Ooo you have no idea how women actually are. They are depraved little psychos.
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>>215112519
You have no clue man. It's #1 on the "Fantasy Erotica" chart of Amazon right now, with 21k reviews. TONS of women love it.
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can someone explain women to me? i dont get them
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>>215112766
You mean to say that femcels are more dangerous
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>>215112991
fear and panic makes you feel more horny, it's simple as that but many of them are in denial about it so they say they read that kind of thing to "cope with abuse" or some other sad excuse rather than just say they find it hot.
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>>215112640
>this is ok
>but I'm the weirdo for wanting to fuck Diane Foxington
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>>215112991
women are schizo coomers.
the real reason religions preach purity and chastity for them is because ancient people experienced what we are currently going through.
"opening pandora's box" is also a sexual euphemism.
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>>215112991
Two groups fight. Strongest side wins and wins all the women. The women who don't submit are killed. The women who do submit pass their disloyal genes on. Multiply by thousands of years, and you get modern women who have it literally bred into them to be dominated, but are now raised in a feminist environment that tells them masculine men bad.

Tldr women just want to be dominated (and cherished) and have found an unhealthy outlet to vent their stunted desires.
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reminder women are reading this stuff while falsely accusing you of impropriety

call them out on it every day
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>>215113271
>>215113077
>women have a hobby
>how can I twist them into making myself the victim
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>>215113324
>woman on her headphones listening to the most vile niggerish thug rap
>reading monster rape novels
>going around falsely accusing normal men of impropriety
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>>215113199
sounds like incel armchair evolutionary psychology. i'd rather trust the opinions of people with phd's in womens studies and blame it on the patriarchy tyvm
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>>215113365
>women minding their own business oblivious to my existence and the fact that I hate them
>better write some fanfiction in my head where this somehow oppresses me
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>>215113077
>this is ok
According to who.
>but I'm the weirdo for wanting to fuck Diane Foxington
Again, according to who. Nevermind the femcoomers you're trying to make yourself a victim in an unrelated situation, absolute woman behaviour.
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it was surreal the first time i heard a girl essentially call her co-workers normalfags for reading vanilla smut instead of darker degen stuff
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>>215113324
hes talking about women having rape fantasies, not having hobbies, not sure why you brought up hobbies, this is a thread about women's rape fantasies. maybe you need to up your seroquel dosage becky.
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>>215113458
reading books is a hobby. you're becoming hysterical.
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>>215113399
>be a ordinary man minding your own business
>woman gives you the accusatory *look* and starts kicking up a fuss about you creeping
>while you are not even noticing her at all
>while she listens to the most disgusting rap music she can find
>and her copy of minotaur gangbang drops out of her purse
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>>215113471
they're "reading" fetish porn, they're not reading classic literature, you wouldn't say a guy watching porn is a "hobby"
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>>215113458
Reading literotica is by definition a hobby.
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>>215113324
>>215113471
Why do you incels slut shame women for having fantasies
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>>215113381
This is just like my doujins...
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>>215113503
anon stop false-flagging as a reddit mod
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>>215113502
so gooning to porn is as much of a hobby as watching classic films and documentaries? cooming to hentai is the same as reading a classic novel? quit being dishonest for the sake of winning a contrarian argument about people being too "chuddy" so you can appear to be more mature on 4cuck.
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>>215113497
AO3 is that way
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>>215113513
Fuck off with your manosphere lingo. nobody knows wtf you're talking about
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>>215113324
reading about sex is not a hobby
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>>215113543
yeah, it is.
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>>215113537
>>215113513
you are using retarded lingo yourself tranny
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>>215113517
>so gooning to porn is as much of a hobby as watching classic films and documentaries?
Yes.
>cooming to hentai is the same as reading a classic novel?
As far as being a hobby, yes. What do you think a "hobby" is? Do you think it needs to be something "fancy", "respectful" or what?
If you do something for fun in your free time it's literally a hobby, you retard. Yes, even browsing 4chan is a hobby if you like it and do it on your free time.
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>>215113565
>>215113513
Are these "trannies" and "reddit mods" in the room with us right now, incel?
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>>215113550
no its not, you are coping because you have no sex life, just like how men watch porn. It's not inherently more pure because you read about it.
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>>215113517
women rationalize it as just reading (they also log it on their goodreads), they don't care about specifics as long as they can have the optics.
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>>215112991
We have created civilizations, technology, and all of these sorts of marvels and we say among ourselves "ahh we are free of our animal nature!" While that's somewhat true, we are still very tied to it and it affects us in a variety of ways. Arguably a lot of our achievements arise specifically because of our biological impulses.

But the male impulse is like a dog on a leash. The female impulse is like an elephant. They are entirely at the mercy of their biological imperative which commands them to find the most dominant male who usually has a characteristic of deterrence associated with him (women don't necessarily like fighters so much as they like men who appear to intimidate other men without trying). Women react to being intimidated and being made to feel submissive.

They are also the testers of the species and will constantly engage in a resource maximizing algorithm that commands a male to provide greater and greater resources to her until he dies or breaks down in the process. A male that can successfully shut this down and keep her in line, that is, make her feel submissive is attractive, but she will ALWAYS test. Women do this as naturally as a fish swims in the water. They have infinite energy functionally for carrying out this task.

They will find your weakness if you have one and they may even activate each other to work collectively to find your weakness. It is all a quest to be bred by the most powerful male and they have almost no control over this which drives them insane and it's where the whole "I WAS RAPED!" thing comes from when they regret having sex with a guy who simply got their biology working and the woman didn't feel she had any control over the elephant until a period of time later in a less aroused emotional state. It's all a big clusterfuck that biology, God, or whatever set us all up for to deal with in perpetuity.
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>>215113581
>incel
i have kids unlike you will ever do.
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reminder the posters that fanatically defend wamen are always trannies
because they "identify" as women. They are always getting offended by stuff most women dont even get offended by and getting triggered and sperging out
they have zero clue on women and men social dynamics either.
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>>215113594
you are literally hysterical right now lol. reading smut is a hobby whether you like it or not.
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>>215113618
Try typing that again in English, ESL.
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>>215111593
jerking off to word books
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what about the opposite tho
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>>215113581
i don't know why women think being a virgin is bad, you like degenerate men fucking prostitutes on a daily basis? does that make those men better? virgin men can be just as women hating as men with who had sex, i never understood this
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>>215113635
>unnecessary comma
Amateurs should be banned from making memes.
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>>215113635
okay then men gooning on pornhub is a hobby too by your logic, they are just watching content right?
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>>215113667
that's an unrealistic fantasy, you can't expect real women to compete with a beast that actually shows you love
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>>215113618
you're an angry incel who hates women. you're not fooling anyone
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>>215113667
I was gonna post screenshots of my tauren hunter
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>>215113719
lmao if only you knew how wrong you are retarded tranny
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>>215113701
It is something you do for fun in your free time. Literally a hobby, yes.
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>>215113701
yes
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>>215112991
They're just as horny as men. They also don't like admitting it, but the idea of being forcibly taken excites them on a primal level. He was so enthralled by my presence he simply had to have me? He couldn't control himself because I attracted him that much? They get off on that, that they're so desirable a man will just take them by force. It sounds stupid, but its there. That's not to say you should go out and rape the first woman you find attractive. However, deep down inside that mind of hers there is a part that, in a certain scenario, she would be gushing. The trick is learning to identify when she actually wants you to be the beast
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>>215113756
>>215113764
"fun"
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>>215113784
Are you saying that fapping to porn isn't pleasurable or fun to you? What is it then, does it cause you pain? Why do it then?
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>>215113781
>identify when she actually wants
who cares what she wants? she's prey.
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>>215112160
Shoe0nhead just made a video about this
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>>215111593
A girl who reads this shit lectured me on how Dune is problematic
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>>215113756
just so you know there are women who think this gooning shit is disgusting but i guess they would be called pickmes i don't know.Women are not allowed to have opinions that are slightly right/conservative, that's against the rules.
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>>215113755
>TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY
you chuds are obsessed
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>>215113795
physical pleasure is not about having fun, it's like saying you have fun when you eat, it's just something you do for pleasure
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I’m going to piss on my wife’s tits (and she even promised she’d lick her piss covered tits although I’ll believe it when I see it) on Friday AMA.
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>>215113826
>chuds
don't pretend otherwise xister
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>>215113845
food can be a hobby. eating isn't inherently a hobby because if you don't do it you'll die. I think you've like actually lost your mind
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>>215113845
fat retard
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>>215113886
you said masturbing is fun you fucking retard and i explained in a very easy way to you is just about pleasure, you are coping and seething about being called out on your gooning shit.
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>>215113873
>xister
anon stop false-flagging as a reddit mod
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>>215113868
Its going to seem fun in the moment. But then once its over and you're having to do cleanup you'll regret it. Or maybe you wont because you're both nasty fucks. Either way, make sure you don't slip
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>>215113886
>>215113919
kys you ugly dysgenic who you stink
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>>215113821
>implying I don't know
Their opinions on this are simply irrelevant.
>>215113845
>it's just something you do for pleasure
In your free leisure time? So, a hobby. See the literal definition >>215113578
Also you need to eat or you get weak and die. The same doesn't happen if you stop beating your meat. A bodily need vs something you do because you want to.
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>>215112742
>"Itog!" Grog grunted, pointing a swollen, 8-inch green finger at the torn skirt of Bellea.
>Bellea recoiled a little, confused. This orc had just effortlessly torn her skirt first from her hiding place, with the same ease and strength her father used to toss her around with when she was a wee, undeveloped lass. Before he had disappeared from her life on her 8th birthday, taken in chains by the men of Kuckland to go fight their pitiable war against the orcs.
>"I-Itog...?" Bellea huffed back, her frightened voice airy and unconfident.
>Grog nodded his head moving his finger and pointing at her ample chest. Bellea looked down, and saw her thin lacy shirt had also torn asunder in the struggle, exposing her straining black leather corset barely able to hold in her silken pale mounds. The orc's hot breathe blew over them, and despite the heat of it she shivered, feeling herself perk as though suddenly stepping out in a cold winters night. And worst, she felt the shameful long denied heat begin to kindle below her ruined skirts.
>"Zog tog!" Grog grunted, his thick powerful candy apple green lips curling up with cruel satisfaction. His finger dared forward, touching the leather of Bellea's corset, eliciting a squeak from both the material and her young virginal throat.
>"N-no zog tog!" she cried back meekly but defiant, trying to turn away.
>But the orc was fast. Fast and powerful. He had proven that when he had wrested her gasping and wiggling out of her hiding place. Grog grabbed her by a shoulder and spun her back to face his robust form, but there was a surprising gentleness in it, like a caring owner helping their confused, lost puppy dog in out of the rain. Her instinct to resist him wavered.
>"Urr?" he growled, again rubbing the outline of her barely contained womanhood through the thin corset. "Ur ur ur!"
>"Ur?" She raised her eyes to meet his, and now noticed how bright and blue they were. Like sapphires.
>The orc nodded, dropping his tiny loincloth.
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>>215113886
>>215113919
you will reach 40s and regret all your life choises you eggless cunts, but it will be too late
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>>215113845
>>215113932
>it's not fun it's just [synonym of fun]
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>>215113966
gooning is not a hobby your porn is gross and you do it because you can't have a working relationship in your life. It's a giant cope for losers and that's all it will ever be.
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hang on, I was told by several credible authorities on the subject that the sexual consent form acts as a biological signal that the man is kind and caring and respectful of her personal boundaries and this act elicits arousal from the female and triggers the release of natural lubrication in preparation for coitus
was I mislead?
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>>215113957
you think eating is just for pleasure you are fat
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>>215114002
>i read books when i get fucked by a giant minotaur for fun
lmao kys
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>>215113986
ok, fatty
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>>215111593
There's a book I saw in a list of wild romance novel covers called "to wed a centaur king" it's impossible to find
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Fuck it and going to write a book. If shit like this gets published i think i can get published.
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>>215114020
so when you eat you don't feel pleasure from the food you taste? lard fatties eat without truly feeling pleasure in the food because they eat too much.
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>>215114039
fat bitches are hotter than you i bet, how much you weight btw?
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>>215114008
>so there's this thing someone does on their free time
>I'm following
>they do if for pleasure
>sounds about right
>hobbies are things people do in their leisure time for pleasure
>checks out
>so that thing is or can be considered, a hobby
>nuh I think it's gross so it isn't
It's like trying to talk to a bitchy woman
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>>215114029
>when i get fucked by a giant minotaur
damn wtf giant minotaurs are real? are there female ones too?
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The cruellest part of sexuality is a high % of males are submissive but dominant women basically don't exist. Even if you get your gf to sit on your face or whatever, she's only doing it begrudgingly, which defeats the whole point.

Smut is the nail in the coffin. The more sexually liberated women become, the more violently submissive their fantasies are. If you were unlucky enough to be miswired it's fucking over.
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>>215113613
Good post
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i can't believe fags trying to pass porn as a hobby
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>>215111593
>>215112742
there seems to be two types of female preference
that are completely opposite of one another
can someone explain
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>>215114065
>>215114089
if you eat for pleasure you are a fatso. Stop fat splaining you spergy obese retard.
No more mental gymnastics, because you cant do real gymnastics
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>>215111593
I already optioned to screenplay with that name, but it's supposed to star. Christina Hendricks, Bryce Dallas Howard, and Kat Dennings.
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>>215114148
Humans are a social species
High social status >>> everything else
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>>215114148
women never fuck the ones on the right
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>>215114149
i am not even fat but i love how you are using jewish tactics to try to spin your porn addiction as normal while i just barely compared the act of masturbation, that you do when you feel horny, to the act of eating that you do when you are hungry. Both can be done to the extreme, with the expection that as some other faggot said, you can masturbation you can't avoid eating forever.
But the basis is the same, yet you are sperging like this lmao
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>>215114149
So you eat exclusively for living, nothing more, nothing less? Don't cook your food? No favorite foods? Never go out with friends or whatever and pick a nice restaurant to eat at?
That's sad. People even in old times were willing to fight or pay for more pleasurable food('member spice trade?) meanwhile this anon here just eats sóy shakes or whatever slop is enough to live on.
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>>215112742
lmao tusklets when will they learn
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>>215112742
It's over for us humie boys

BOC is our future
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>>215114148
Certainly! The left is what actual breedable biological females want, and the right is a troon/aznmasculinity meme.
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>>215114148
Are you somehow posting from an uncontacted tribe? Right are rich celebrities, they can provide. Left apparently can't afford clothes or grocery shopping?
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>>215114145
Give us your definition of a hobby since the one the dictionary isn't it, then.
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>>215114224
he is just angry normies don't count his furry suit as an "hobby"
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>>215114148
The ones are on the right are demons irl as well
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>>215114224
>>215114241
peak mental illness from fatties
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>>215114265
How convenient that you're now pretending societal advantages can overcome raw biological instinct and desire when you wrote five incel essays in this thread on how women are all sluts who evolved to desire rape and domination. You know who else can provide? Nerds with high paying tech jobs. Of course women are all lusting after those. Dumb fuck
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>>215113208
This except they want to put those violent men in prison/cages these days, so they can mate guard them from other women and control/visit them whenever they want.
All while moralizing against them while still fucking them
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>>215114386
ywnbaw
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>>215114296
>yes i hate furries
>how can you tell
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>>215114401
Wrong retard retard, none of those posts were me.

A nerd with a high paying tech job can easily get a gf. Obviously has nowhere near the social status of a celebrity popstar. What's your point?
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>>215111593
women are the true perverts
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>>215114535
Getting a gf doesn't mean she's attracted to you cuck.
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>>215114124
why do trannies think we want to fuck them?
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>>215111593
>so lonely a fucking pic of a god damn centour and a woman makes me yearn
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>>215114620
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>>215112991
Women recognize merit whether that be social standing, wealth, or pure hard earned muscles. A concept basement dwelling interacial gooning chudcells will never understand.
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>>215114620
>men being lonely watching anime girls tentacle rape
:(
>women being lonely watching animal men fuck their self insert
:)
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>>215114700
As it should be, the lonely men should be watching animal women fuck their self insert instead, like the women
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>>215111593
What's the issue with this? Are women not allowed to enjoy degenerate things too? I would suspect that men are behind the vast majority of furry and monster porn, just to name two genres.
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>>215114535
not gonna read another one of your essays
cry more
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It's not a coincidence that these romances have taken off and the desire for a 'golden retriever' boyfriend has skyrocketed at the same time. Woman want a guy who is big, strong, loyal beyond reason, and mentally their inferior.
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>>215114772
>Are women not allowed to enjoy degenerate things too?
They don't allow us, so they shouldn't be allowed.
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>>215114793
Cope, seethe, dilate
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How am I supposed to not rape women when they do shit like this
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>>215113781
>The trick is learning to identify when she actually wants you to be the beast

As someone who has never had a drought since puberty, I can confirm that this is wisdom. Not saying this is the case for *every single woman* but truth for plenty. Also, from experience, women with these tendencies make better mates.
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Hmm I wonder why this thread is here. Pic unrelated.
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>>215111593
i hate women so much it's unreal
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>>215112991
>>215113381
these are two male stick figures ya fucking queer
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>>215112991
A man has to understand that they lie all the fucking time about everything, first to themselves and then to you, so just better pay attention to what they do and ignore what they say because is meaningless
No woman is going to tell you they they want a dominant men deciding everything so they can be totally passive and hold no responsibility, but date a few women and that's the general state
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>>215111593
what if we gender swap it
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>>215112742
it took TWO bitches to write this slop
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>>215113497
>>215113399
you two should just fuck already, jeez
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>>215114620
i wish i could enthrall you with a smart and intriguing sounding comment. I only wish for you to indulge me for a second. Bodygame is the answer to all your social problems atm.
>Fat
Change self image/identity to lean image with muscles. Type your weight and height into a calorie calculator, eat in a deficit, high protein, carbs to buttfuck the day after your will and fats to keep them hormones balanced and functional. A gallon of water is the bare minimum as that shit will make your body run smoother and better as well as keep that pesky fake hunger aka apetite at bay. hit the gym 4 to 5 times a week and voila once youre down to 12% bodyfat and got some muscle shiiiiieeeiiiiiiiiiit, you wont post another unironic tfw me no hoes by my side comment (as long as you stay lean)
>skinnyfat/twig
Maingain, dont bulk to an ugly bloated fuck. Troy Brad Pitt is what youre aiming for. High protein, same shit as before but now you eat your whole foods calories slightly above maintanance. Again some muscle + lean and youre going to have to chase interested chicks away with a shoo stick

>inb4 nigga who is you
full disclosure been there, had a shitload of cuties want me, eyefucking me everywhere being super pleasant around me prefering me over my friends at parties even the cute sister of my homeboy was throwing herself at me (big regret not having gone for it out of bro code only i lived by). Lost it, Theoden kind of situation. Friends poisoned my perception, i valued others too much and that was my undoing. Currently back on track with even better training more muscle than before. Finna get it and you can too
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>>215113813
Why doesn't she make a JOI video?
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>>215116087
Every one of her videos is a JOI video, if you're imaginative enough
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>>215113813
>>215116087
>>215116160
yeah desu I want her to make asmr or joi videos for years
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>>215116160
I know it's intentional but I just think it's weird she doesn't have a JOI video.
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>>215116191
With the power of AI, you can just do it yourself, the technology is here.
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>>215112766
>>215113022
wait until you hear about the shit female kpop fans do. even the biggest idol obsessed guy can't compare i'm afraid.
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>>215115369
>>215113781
https://youtu.be/IN9Knn7_5JA?si=NuGG0KyxUkS-J5FD
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>>215113667
quirky human male/monster female romance is a primarily unexplored genre
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>>215113781
>just cuck and dance bro!
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>>215116556
because the power dynamic isnt as mainstream.

Monster dudes just give weird feminists an excuse to flick their bean to classical (even exaggerated) patriarchal power dynamics.
Strong, dominant, potentially violent males that dont respect female reservations.
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>>215116609
but you can have fun with the concept
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>>215116556
You have to get an audience of men who want to read it. It's very clear in your scenario that the self insert is the male. Look at it from a female point of view:
>Exotic, out of the ordinary, amazing, magical beast-girl
And then
>Jeff from IT

So unless the woman reading it fantasizes about Jeff from IT (and no insult to Jeff, I am closer to him than an exotic beast woman) what is she getting out of this? Why wouldn't she just go with Jessica from accounting and the exotic, out of the ordinary, amazing, magical beast-boy.

So your audience is male. Now, you have to convince males to want to buy and read your erotica. If you lean on the anime/manga angle (or the furry angle) you have a good chance. If not, then guys are reading less fiction nowadays and will barely be reading romance novels.
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>>215113667
There was that rule63 twilight that had an awkward dude have an elegant vampire woman and his tomboy werewolf childhood friend fight over him.
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>>215116753
I'm talking about movies for men bruv not books for fat chicks
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For me, it's Xan West
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>>215112264
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>>215111593
It has sold millions
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>>215116785
Tempted to give this a read
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>>215112991
the only long term relationship ive ever had was the result of sending a picture of my fucking cock to a woman from tinder, i went on to have a 5 year long relationship with this person, we literally fucked the first date, women are fucking psychopaths
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>>215116798
In that case same applies where the only hope is in anime. And in that case it's the pipeline of manga/Visual novel to anime. And the bigger threat there is the
>Why don't we just make the monstergirl uwu barely a monster rather than a big fluffy monster
developers
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>>215111593
The fuck? I thought this was some ai meme crap being posted as a joke but it's fucking real?
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>>215116898
https://youtu.be/XZ3OPifyQZ8
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>>215116896
so you just do the whole thing yourself if you're passionate enough about it
don't give your baby to strangers
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>>215111593
One of my colleagues was on “sick leave” for a few weeks. Turns out she was actually completely distraught to the point of suicidal ideation because the publisher that published her YA book series folded, and now the final book in the series won’t be published. Her book seemed to be a decent seller, getting multiple printings and being available in “real” stores. Of course, she still has a day job and the publisher went out if business so it’s probably not very lucrative, but she spent years crafting and promoting that series, taking it to conventions, etc. I feel really bad for her. She’s a completely different person since this announcement. She says self publishing is a “death sentence in the eyes of possible future publishers”, is this accurate?

I’ve read her books and although YA isn’t for me, they were alot better than I expected.
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>>215117003
I'm not familiar enough to answer on it except to speculate that a publisher wants to have control over your writing, so if you have stuff that is off reservation it might make them apprehensive of you. I googled around and found a leddit post where someone explains their take on it as a traditionally published author, and the impression I get is that if you self-publish it might pigeon hole you as amateur league.

Trad publishing is curated publishing. Self publishing is indie shit. Think about all the indie crap movies or games that come out. A reader who encounters a trad published book is like encountering a game by a big company. Nowadays they might suck but you still get a sense of knowing what you expect vs grabbing a movie you never heard of by a director you never heard of with actors you never heard of.

Another point someone else said that I can vibe with is that it depends on the genre - they say self published kids books are a death sentence. I can't speak to that, but their point of romance/erotica is that self publishing allows for more niche shit. I'm skeptical minotaur fucking is by a big publisher.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2015/may/14/is-the-self-publishing-stigma-fading
Suggests at one point the self published book did have a stigma. So it likely still does. But my assumption would be the self published book is what is toxic, not ANYTHING the person does.

Or just you know use a pseudonym for the self published lol
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>>215111593
>>215112499
Elder Scrolls
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>>215111593
Unpopular opinion: I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this but *checks notes* my brother in Christ I did not have this on my 2025 bingo card
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Karl Drogo raping danaery's spawned an entire subgenre of barbarian forced marriages
someone post that screencap of women getting mad at GRRM for the Hound's actor being too old and GRRM not getting it
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>>215117119
Also given the rise of AI self-publishing will probably suffer even more by an impression of "This might be slop". My link talks about the glut of such crap in 2015 - 10 years later it is going to be vastly worse, and I expect publishers are actually an AI-proof future BECAUSE they are going to operate as a curation service and because people aren't going to want to read fly-by-night Pajeet scam artist AI slop. So it sucks that there was maybe a 10 year renaissance for self publishing before the third world ruined it.

Hopefully she can get a new publisher to pick it up.
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>>215117191
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sheik_(film)
You're right.
I don't know about women's literature in the 19th century but it's likely an old fantasy of theirs. Not quite forced marriage but same vibe here.
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>>215117191
I refuse to believe GRRM is not playing coy here. There's a lot of tropes in there that makes it seem like he knew about the female kink. The whole nickname calling ("little bird", "my moon and stars") thing for example was very deliberately targeted at women
>>215117220
I meant more like this https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/75982255-the-golden-dynasty
Bodice Rippers have been a thing for ages but the one doing the ripping has changed with the times. It used to be pirates, then scottish highlanders. And GoT popularized barbarian raiders for a while
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>>215116817
Reading that gave me an aneurysm
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you forgot about Canada's magnum opus, an English-language Fiction award book, and yes, she has sex with the bear.
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>>215117338
>w-wait I thought raping is bad?
>LOL you fucking male brained RETARD
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>>215117338
Ahh I gotcha. As for GRRM I think he is being a bit coy and wistful (as he is more Sam than Hound) but it also feels like that kind of ignorance to what women want is very common. Look at this thread and people being gobsmacked that women like monsters.

You got any idea how these people publish their shit? First I have to actually make the story, but I can belt out these bodice ripper barbarian shit like it's second nature and I've wanted to get into the scene. I mean she has 25687 reviews for one of her books, if they sold for 0.50 cents that's nearly 13k without considering taxes and amazon cut and so on.
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>*turns your teen daughter trans*
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i wonder what percentage of them are tumblerinas
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>>215117422
Honestly I didn't even realize OP's pic was a thing because that cover art looks more like the harem litrpg stuff made for men. I thought women were more interested in Sarah J Maas type slow build stuff. I mean low quality smut is a dime a dozen on ao3.
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Woman get excited by violent men as long as they are Chad, but average dudes can't even wink at them.
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>>215117663
Diff appetites is my guess. Way my friend put it is the lower entry porno on amazon before AI spam was "Woman is horny, wants something to read, 0.50 cent quick fapfic"
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>>215112574
That's creepy honestly.
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>>215112991
There's nothing to get, they're incapable of logic and just do whatever feels good.
Giving them the right to vote was an insult to women at large in all honesty.
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>>215117700
Make a story with a smutty cover and some shamelessly erotic back blurb, and once the user buys it it's about gregor samsa waking up one morning to find him turned into a cock monster and all women want him for is his big cock. But there are no descriptive sex scenes. It just talks about how bad and worthless it makes him feel until he slowly crawls into a corner and dies. You can tell it like a long Norm Macdonald joke. You can throw in some literary references like the guy repeatedly saying "I would prefer not to" after some lady telling him to piss on her.
Imagine the angry reviews
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>>215112640
Considering this book has reached meme status, it's very well known and that's as much as it'll get and it's the top of the line, apex read on it's whole genre... 12k reviews is not a lot
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>>215117723
they're strange and savage creatures
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>>215117805
If you really want angry reviews you gotta bait and switch later in. Imagine the seethe if the 2nd or 3rd part is when it goes to shit. I actually like your premise just on an actual subversion sort of way - a guy who is dead tired of being objectified and sexualized. The last page being in tribute to the real life inspiration Henry Cavill
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>>215112991
Contrary to what retards want to make you believe, men are dominant and agreeable and women are submissive and disagreeable, this is ingrained on our genes, and you pic is just a cartoony exaggeration of this baseline
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Minotaurs are a brave and noble race, relatively disinterested in sex besides for procreation and naturally inclined to the arts and sciences. It's a shame that women have objectified them so much.
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>sex with monsters is wro-
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>>215117882
sex with spiders
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>>215117881
this, i think of minotaurs and a lot of classic greek myth and i think peaceful fantasy race that isnt sexual
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>>215117882
whats this one from?
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>>215117939
netflix, love death and robots
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>>215111593
I like that female self-insert has pale-white skin. This might be the only media where that’s still allowed.
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>>215117882
Look
I'm gonna say it, it doesn't matter if the chick is kinda fugly
She actually cared for the dude, that's all a man needs, that guy is a fag
Gretta is marriage material and I will die on that hill
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>>215117881
Minotaurs were literally created by women being whores with animals, in this case a bull
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>>215118086
>fugly
what? she looked like Robin Wright circa house of cards, maybe younger
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women are devious
>Poseidon arranged with Aphrodite for Minos's wife, Pasiphaë, to fall in love with the bull. Pasiphaë had the master craftsman, Daedalus, fashion for her a hollow wooden cow, into which she climbed to let the bull mate with her.
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>>215118100
but the bull was white at least
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Wish I had a father, brother, cousin or friend growing up that taught me the true nature of women instead of a mother that fed me endless lies
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>>215118237
look up how many persephone/hades retellings and adaptations there are. Including mafia romance ones. Usually with a huge age gap.
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>>215116191
Just goon to her nudes
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>>215118388
incels really be like
>man i wish my fathers and cousins would take me out back and scream "get-err-done" at me last house on the left style, maybe i wouldn't be a virgin then
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>>215118058
That's because the target audience is white woman. Black woman are already getting rammed by orcs IRL so they don't care about fantasy, some of them with a few brain cells can even get red pilled and try to date a white guy after Tyrone leaves her for the 50th time and takes her drug money.
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>>215113613
This is way too much truth for this board.
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>>215113672
Women want dangerous man whores who will keep them on a leash.
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its honestly perplexed me my entire life why people are allowed to write almost anything in books and sell it.
People go on about censorship but this seemingly never applies to books.
You can read stuff in books thatd be banned in any other type of media and get the creator ding dong jailed.
My assumption is censorship boards literally cannot be fucked reading the books so never learn about whats in them to censor them
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>>215112991
idk girls a cute i make the rape they happy
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>>215113716
lmao if you think real women dont get horny and rapey as fuck your absolutely DELUDED
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>>215112742
there is no way this shit wasn't written by a man mocking foids.
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>>215113381
this but with feminine shotas and fat old men.
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>he hasn’t read pounded in the butt by a vampire nightbus
Peasants, all of you.
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>this entire fucking thread
Next you incels are gonna tell us the people who wrote the bibles knew about women's "true nature" and that's why they forced the rapists to marry their victims and how this is all a good thing and not just an outdated barbaric practice
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>>215118590
nigga u know what site ur on?
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>>215118547
Cast the butt.
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>>215118590
but fake christ fag they just stoned rapists in Biblical times remember its against the ten commandments to fornicate with someone's wife
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>>215118662
oh fuck off, this is like one of four sites I'm legally allowed to visit.
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>>215118423
see
>>215113613
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>>215113404
You're a woman or a omega simp?
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>>215118590
Ribs don't get to decide, they do as told
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>>215117909
What is this from?
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>>215117854
This guy is such a walking joke
>I don’t read
Pathetic
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>>215117854
Incels are telling me that if Greta were locked in a room with Tate, and she knew with absolute certainty nobody would find out about it, she would rape-bait him....because of her nature. And she would ask him to do it while talking about how climate change is a hoax.
This is what incels in this thread actually believe.
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I prefer sci fi
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>>215111593
CUM
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>>215118672
I don’t think anyone has the chops, honestly. Maybe someone could handle the titular role in glazed by a gay donut or perhaps moby butt, but not that one.
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>>215114148
Young girls are understandably scared and threatened by masculinity, this is why young girls like K-Pop. When a girl reaches adulthood, probably around 20 or 25 for late bloomers, they prefer left.
The life cycle of a woman's preferences are: sometimes animated/anime guys, and then moving onto to K-Pop, and then onto real men.
The only reason adult women like the right is that they are on birth control, which has been scientifically proven to disrupt women's preferences to make them like more feminine men, and probably SSRIs.
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>>215118864
And at what point in this cycle do they start finding virgin incels like you attractive?
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>>215118902
I'm a woman, so I guess I'll at a next section called 'political lesbianism' at 45 and childless.
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>>215118922
post feet
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>>215117362
if it makes up for it that faggot has died.
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>>215118902
this simp is really upset at this thread for some reason
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>365 days part 1
>multi-millionaire italian mobster with a male model face and chiseled body is obsessed with the heroine and abducts her and takes her to his private island mansion
>365 days part 2
>she now wants to fuck his gardener

femoids, explain this shit
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>>215118937
someone has to do what's right
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>>215118996
Bitches ain't faithful.
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>>215119029
I… I can feel myself becoming a better man already
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I think you guys are too caught up on this pop psych bs. Women like men who are confident. Just be yourself.
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The rise in monsterfucker novels for women come out of the fact that women are attracted to masculinity, but white men (and asian men somewhat) have been demasculinized and femininized by our modern society that they can't get wet for them. But also women, unless they are a special deep type of mentally ill, are at their primal nature disgusted and repulsed by black guys, the only type of men whose masculinity is promoted by our modern society.
So therefore women's only option for a masculine figure to make them wet that doesn't disgust them at a primal level are fictional beasts and monsters.
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>>215119180
republicans aren't fictional
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women were a mistake
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>>215118086
she could do illusions too, she could have been a qt asian waifu for him too
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>>215112991
They love to get degraded and feel like they are dominating a beast man whom they can domesticate with their pussy. It's pretty simple: that's why they love ugly beasts like men in real life.



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