X-Filesbros finna be eating some good fucking food fr fr this gon be tuff no cap.
>>215119591Jesus christ!
That is a bonafide color lady
So whats this going to be. Sequel? Reboot? I think making this work is pretty much impossible.
Make your own shit nigga!
Didn't the X-Files come back a while back? I completely missed it
>>215119591The only reason I recognize this bitch is because she was the worst part of Station Eleven
>>215119591>ryan cooglerpeculiar.
>>215119718Yes, and it was terrible. Just like this woke shit will. It will bomb so hard. The show was lighting in a bottle with two leads and coming out in the 90s.
>>215119643>There could be white boys from space here
>Look at this scully, there's hardly any spices in this kitchen, just salt and pepper>I just discovered something else Mulder, the chicken, it wasn't washed with soapy water for some reason I can't explain scientifically, yet>I don't think so Scully there's legend of a past civilization of albinos who were all of lower intelligence and produced nothing outstanding and all killed themselves because they couldn't compete at sports with people of darker skin tone >:scully tilts her head in disbelief:
>>215119789>Mulder is sent to investigate a small city that inexplicably has the lowest crime rate in America>He is supervised by ASAC Shaniqua who does the "racist and sexist much?" face the entire episode>executive produced by Jordan Peele
can't have x-files without mulder and scully, just like you can't do 24 without jack bauerwhy don't they understand this
>>215119643Someone change the X to an N
>>215119778Member the Tay episode?
>>215121702They're too old now, it's too late. They're gonna have to kill both of them Star Wars-style.
have all the x files episodes/movies and whatnot on my backlog and watched until mid season 3 I think, couple of years back though ? Should I finish the rest ?
I won't be watching any black centric X Files
>>215121777They can probably get Joel McHale.
>>215119680A diversified (black) remake. I'm not kidding. They're literally on record about it.
they could honestly reboot xfiles with new actors
the niggers are out there
>Coogler I assume all aliums will be KKK members in disguise
>>215119591'Member that episode from season 4 where black people bitch about cops always blaming them for all the crimes and in the end the killer does in fact turn out to be a black guy? the fuck they were trying to say?
Mulder: Scully, there's been numerous reports of a unidentified lights hovering in the night sky.Scully: They're people fucking about with drones, MulderCASE CLOSED
Mulder: Scully, there's been numerous reports of a woman going around nightclubs and they suddenly can become male.Scully: They're trans, Mulder.CASE CLOSED
>>215119643DEM TRUTH BE OUT DERE SOMEWERES
All the nuttiest conspiracy theories are unfolding daily in real life, how the fuck do you make an X-files in this age?
>>215119591The war on classics continues.
>>215122087Most of the best X-Files episodes involve the supernatural, not conspiracies, though the atmosphere of the show does benefit from the general idea of Mulder trying to unravel conspiracies.
Faggot tranny jannies deleted bunch of comments out of this thread for no reason. They were all relevant to the topic. Valid discussion. Faggot janny must've been called "sir" and triggered his pronoun sabotage cope.
>>215121734Das rite!
>>215119643>let smart sheboon detective Usually they love doing the nigger detective trope
>>215119591nu series?
That's a nope from me.
>>215119591They really can’t help themselves. It’s honestly fascinating to see unravel in real time. It’s so blatant what they’re doing and, just like the last attempt at rebooting this series, this will end up a catastrophic failure with both low ratings and viewership. But they don’t care. They’re getting a nice juicy check from Larry Fink to make this in the first place and won’t give a damn when it’s canceled after season . They will then move onto another beloved show.
so what is this guys plan? just replacing everything with black people?
>>215121966He was albino so it's okay
>>215119754>this fucking posterwhat is this series even about?necks?
>>215119591>The N-Files
> monster of the week episode> a haunted house that produces a beeping sound no one can explain
>>215119591
OH LAWD OH LAWD DEM FILES
>Alien gets his bike stolen
>Woah man what if the real conspiracy was institutional racism?
I'm ok with this. I hope it's all new characters. I don't mind if they're all diverse, or whatever. Just don't drag Mulder and/or Scully (or Skinner) into this. The less connected to the original show, the better.
>>215123281>OH LAWD>OH LAWD DEM FILESReplaced with ugly black woman. Remember they like doing this to redheads most of all.
they better hope the monster of the week isn't a sea monster
>>215123355>I don't mind if they're all diverse, or whatever.The problem is that the creatives making this *do* mind if they're all diverse, because they're political activists, and aside from that they're just not that creative.This DEI media programming is a ladder for generally mediocre writers/talent, which will always result in various degrees of mediocrity in the final product.
Are they gonna do a HBO Watchmen and make X-Files fans the villains
Shan't be watching. Ever.
>>215119591I got an early test pilot clip https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760015662551793.mp4
>>215119591its pronounce de-a-dwyer
>>215119591They're still doing this race swap crap but I thought woke was meant to be dead!?
>>215123629it will never die
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760016080063502.mp4
with the luciferian inversion and the poll flipping. and all this white to black casting. what are some black films that could be replaced with a white person. Shaft?PootieTang?Dolemite?
>>215119591>>A BLACKIf Coogler (a fucking hack, btw) doesn't cast pic related, then he's a fucking coward too.
>>215119591Great. Everything will be a conspiracy of (((WHITEPEOPLE))) because some poeple are too stuck-up on their own sense of skin color to come up with anything creative.
>>215119591>>215119643that shit isnt even in pre production. its not even sure if it will actually be made
>>215123715Just like X-Files Albuquerque. It was supposed to be an animated spinoff of the series framed in Rick and Morty style.
>>215123715Maybe stop enabling this shit fag. Nice goalpost moving.
>>215119643Booba
>>215123569That's it agent Mulder and Scully as of right now I'm closing the xfiles then reopening them 1488 times
>>215123664Hahahaha
Malcom X Files
>>215123137deserve so many (you)s
>>215119591>the axe files
>>215124231
>>215123950
I know you guys hate black people or whatever but I've seen her in a movie and she was the best actor in it. I'm not gonna watch cause I don't give a shit about the x files but hopefully she's good in that too
>>215122161>>215119643at least she's cute
This series is going to be a goldmine for black fake grievance. Like Lovecraft county or sinners they are going to take some anti whitey folktale or piece of americana and twist it into propaganda.
who will they blame when no one watches it and it tanks after one season?
nah, I'm good
>>215124558Shut the fuck up, retard.
>>215124521More like skinnhead
>>215124728As of this moment, I re-opening Auschwitz.
>>215123369
They really hate redheads huh?
1*1=2I WANT TO BELIEVE
Episode about Paul Bunyan that focuses on whitey be creepy in the woods and shit. Also they Killin the trees.Episode about Atlanta being AtlantisEpisode about every single police agency being a front for the KKK.Episode about the Betty and Barney Hill abduction being about harvesting that BBC.Episode about all cryptids being scared native American spirits hiding from the crackers. Also native Americans were black.Episode about manifest destiny being an evil spirit that possess whitey.Episode about white women being demon possessed and them turning into Karen's.Episode about how soul food elevates the black man's soul.Season finale is that America is Africa, the Mississippi is the Nile, and Chicago the garden of Eden.
>>215124828well done. expertly crafted. right down to the flared gorilla nostrils
>>215124891blackMulder encounters an ancient hotep inside a pyramid just like the crusader at the end of Indiana Jones 3.They end up flying the pyramid in a blatant rip-off of the end of the first movie.
>>215119591Do blacks even like the x files?
>>215124881Now I want Terrence Howard in too
>>215123073jej>>215121755Chat is this real?
>>215119591Does anyone actually think Coogler is going to be involved in this? Especially after Sinners? He'll probably have an EP credit at most while people you've never heard of are the ones making it.Coogler is a feature film guy who already has his next 2 films lined up, I doubt hes bothering much with this
>>215119591>agent shantae, any leads on the aero coin murder case>shhiiit I waz lookin up on dark webs 4chan and found sum shiet
>>215119591What are they going to do? They've spent the last 15-20 years labelling conspiracy theories as alt right/far right extremists content
Can some midwit college educated leftoid explain to me why it always has to be nigger?
>>215125135Same as they did in the 80s or 90s
>>215125135They’re going to debunk the theories and pwn the chuds.
>>215119680Pretty sure it's a sequel/soft reboot since Mulder is being rumored to have a cameo
>>215119591>episode about Yakub and the tricknology
There will be no future for redheads in Hollywood.
>>215119591they utterly refuse to cast attractive black women. it's so weird and deranged.
>>215125159>we made a statue to commemorate the fat bitch holding up the line
>>215125171So no derivative maulder character?
>>215125044>Chat is this real?Maybe watch the show, dumb zoomer nigger?
>>215125203>posts a half white black womanThat's cheating
>>215125198maybe AI isn't a bad thing
>>215120012>Nine boys and 5 girlsWhat kind of psychopath writes like this?
>>215120012>>Mulder is sent to investigate a small city that inexplicably has the lowest crime rate in AmericaReminds me of the gated community one with the mud monster thing
>>215125298S6E15 "Arcadia"
>>215119643THE TRUTH IS OUT HERE
>>215125314Arcadia was a brilliant episode. very humorous
>>215125252Can't argue with that.
>>215125363I can't remember if Mulder called the mud monster a tulpa or an egregore.
>>215119591Honestly the only conspiracy theories black people are into is the Yakub black anunnaki shit, satan hollywood worship and also what ever black celebrity related thing is going on, like Dave chapple clone for example or Bernie Mac vists a cloning facility.
>>215125159Not a leftoid but it's due to the marxist hierarchy of victimhood and niggers are considered the biggest victims so they're trying everything to elevate them
>>215125159Because jews hate and fear white people
>>215119591>the smoking man will be some troon with a vape
It never even began.
>>215119643>Mulder! Dey here
>>215119591She's assigned to the case of spying on MLK Jr Fred Hampton etc?
>>215119643nuh huh! dey aint no thang liek AY-LEE-UNS!
>>215125543Time travel episode where she saves MLK and meets Rosa Parks
>>215125522i'd have to at least check it out
>>215125522ITS TRUE, MULDER, FR FR.
>>215125566No, she WAS Rosa Parks. She gets on a bus not realizing what year it is and then goes full "OH HELL NAW" when asked to move. Cue opening credits.
>>215122161Now change nexus eXclusive to nexus iNclusive and it's perfect
>>215125566Like why's Coogler obsessed with the feds show when they were actually hostile to blacks all this time?
>>215119591How will they ruin them/replace them.
>>215125673They'll be played by the same guys who were Jim Carrey's "sons" in Me, Myself & Irene.
>>215119680It's a Reboon.
>>215125159>that v-e day advertisement in the background
>HEY, DEADWYLER!
>>215125715Too much men and masculinity for a modern adaptation silly anon
>>215125759Grim.
>>215125566>>215125606Dr who already did an episode like that
WELCOME TO EARF
>>215123369she's not a real redhead
>>215125815Damn. I thought I was clever.
>>215125819Jews still don't like them
da troof is out der
>>215119643reminds me of something
>>215120012How the fuck do 2 people meeting in 1975 create that many offspring? My parents met in 1985 and crated only 1 child who's never going to reproduce.
>>215125493It's not marxism, it's pure libshit identity politics. Marxists are class reductionists.
>>215126230sheeeit
>>215119591She’s cute. 100% would
Reminds me of that time they briefly tried to reboot 24 with some zesty black fella in the lead.
cant wait to see it be canceled right away. cant even cast an attractive negro. mulder and scully were literal sex symbols.
>>215119643It turns out aliens were just racism all along.
>>215119643i can already hear the bass boosted x-files theme trap remix
>>215125159Hi I am none of those things.It's jewish subversion, check out the "Learned elder protocols of Zion".Look at that list whenever something new comes out and see what the people in charge require for all media henceforce.
>>215125340
>>215125235one drop rule
>>215119591sheeit wypipo dun season dey x-files?
>>215119680it's about the hidden figures behind the FBI
>>215128015dey fly nau?
>>215127632Don't be dumb they rely on the same marxist dialectics of oppressor/oppressed
Gillian Anderson was 25 years old in 1993 and managed to pass as a totally legit professional grownup and that will *never* happen again.
>>215128203
>>215127540Some people just have the "have sex" gene
>>215125216The original X-Files is one of my favorite things. I try and tell myself the new ones won't taint it but I just don't like Star Wars anymore and it was my absolute favorite thing so I don't want to risk it. The X-Files movies were bad enough.
>>215128396part of its magic came from a heavy noir atmosphere. dark and comfy yet full of mystery. all kinds of scenes even little ones, the small moments, vibrate in the aesthetic. there was none of that atmosphere in the 2 new seasons when they brought it back, none that i can recall. it felt so sloppy.
>>215119643The N files
>>215125673they ruined them years ago by giving them a spinoff
>>215129167That was a fun show that should have gotten at least a second season.However I did not approve of the subtle changes to their characterization.
Let me guess "racism" was the real monster all along
>>215119591REMEMBER?! REMEMBER THE X FILES?! REMEMBER?!? It was pathetic 10 years ago with those reboot seasons and it's unspeakable now
>>215119591>Casting a black woman to replace scullyDead on arrival.
>>215119591I hate niggers
>>215128396The first movie was fine.
>>215119591>Ryan Coogler
>>215119591Depends on the actual script. I don't mind black people unless the script is obnoxious.
>>215129563You won't do shit bitchboi
No more fucking reboots and remakes and sequels. Just let the series stay dead for fucks sake.
>>215125759good eye anon
>>215119591>oh no is that an attractive black woman!? I’M GOING INSANE!!!!Why are you all like this?
>>215119643Who asked for more ugly ass nigger bitches again
>>215119591It is going to be as cringe as HBO Watchmen and Lovecraft Country.
>>215119680literally just a black remake
>>215119591We gon see some aliens and shit!
>>215127540It happened in my family too, but with 13 kids instead of 14.
>>215119591Boons have no place in science fiction and medieval fantasy.
>>215125135>I'ts the joos, Scully
>>215119591>Ryan Coogler >Sheboon protag Fuck this world
>>215119591I've been watching x-files but stopped at S7 to watch Millennium and i'm thinking i'll finish S7 maybe S9 and dip out before they cast them as old. I can't bear to see BOGGED Scully. Also i'm just not gonna stick around for the negrofication either. I think the series is long concluded before that point. It's kinda like Halo. Anything chronologically after Halo 3 is not canon
>>215123715shut up, nigger
>>215119591I feel like this is a thinly veiled racist thread. Maybe she was just the best actress for that role.
>>215124558>I'm not gonna watch because I don't give a shit about the x filesAnd neither do any of the people that are going to be making this shit
>2018 was 23 years ago
>>215119796This happens in the cannibal elites and their chicken factory episode>examines the jar of shrunken heads suspended in so e green tinted fluidMmmm mmm dis whitey know dey seasonin
>>215119591>Danielle DEA dialerShe a snitch
>>215121950>>215125188>>215130932NAAAWW SHEEIITT!! HERE WE GO AGAINWE WUZ X-FILES N SHEIT! NAMES SKUNKY. END DIS MY PARTNER, BOULDER. DEY CALL HEEM DAT CUS HE'S BIG AH SCHIZO NIGGUH
>>215124231>we ax the right questions... we close dem x filesSlaps the manilla folder on the desk
>>215124521He noticed the oddities of the OKC erm Dallas federal bombing and there was no turning back
>>215124891I loved the episode where they discovered how Blacks built the pyramids but Mulder actually known it all along in his heart because he's a good ally and kissed the feet of agent shaniqua
Finally Mulder can investigate who owned the slave ships.
>>215130932>Ayoo yakub be real n sheeeeitThis will be the mythos
>>215124558Ok faggot in that case I'll watch the cold open of episode one and drop it when the hip hop remix of the theme song kicks in
>>215125135Dumb and baseless shit like, the good pious country in middle east is actually extremely evil and did that event predicted by the lone gunmen, that certain prime minister has a display model of a covid vaccine syringe that is allegedly designed to cause infertility which was not backed up by ANY scientific data, probably some bullshit about nukes in the basements of embassies of western cities that cannot be intercepted by any kind of missile defense ready to be set off in case the good pious state in the middle east gets in trouble, or how they caused the black goo plague in the middle ages by putting some substances in the wells, wild and crazy shit like that. Luckily the black agents are extremely smart and talented so they easily debunk all these ridiculous claims in every single episode and kick some racist piece of shit in the dick in the end and make jokes about how they'll be really popular with the blacks in the prison (who are disproportionately incarcerated because of systemic racism which our heroes dismantle piece by piece as the series goes on btw)
>>215128015Oh so das where the beepin coming from
>>215123715See you when it comes out and you've moved onto defending it!
>>215125939I still don't get why.
>>215126230dey wuz ayliums and shieee
>>215130612The CIA
>>215119591Why do they have to ruin everything? I don't want to watch black people in shows and movies.
Dey hea'-files
>>215119643I'ts going to be good, yeah bb!!! seet a cope faggot
>>215125159>the v-e day sign in the backgroundabsolute cinema
>>215133553Because, according to such worldly and influential personalities such as Anthony Bourdain, once Whites are eradicated and all the peoples of the world are racially intermixed into a cappuccino colored mass, peace will reign o'er da Erf. You have to start with entertainment media, because that's where the average person gets their ideas.
>>215133404>"Do you mean Qatar crashed the oil prices intentionally, backed up shady pharmaceutical companies and shipped Iranian nukes all across the world and tainted wells with oil? These all did happen anon I don't understand"
>>215125493I think it's more about baskeball americans being a certain tribe's favorite bio weapon.
>>215128006>citing that tired old debunked conspiracy theory*laughs in tunnel mattress*
>>215128396The grim reality is that content absolutely does get ruined by later works. I used to love attack on titan. 5 eps into season 4, I dropped it and lost all interest. can't even rewatch the earlier seasons. Mikasa and armin are dead to me.
>>215125198Mah god, she's fucking cute! is she legal?
>>215133296>yakub is the mythos>black mulder's dad disappeared when he was a kid, not his sister>white people have alien dna>Alabama leprechauns motw episodeok, maybe the n files could be kino
>>215127540Farmer genes
>>215133296>Every episode is about uncovering the white man's plot to change the race of every historical figure from black to white beginning with Moses and ending with Anne Frank.>The Malcolm X-Files.
>>215132036
>>215119591more like nig-files am I rite
>>215133736You do realize calling them bio weapons just makes them sound badass?
>>215129167The pilot was crazy, gotta admit. About a terrorist attack done by the US government on the World Trade Center to frame the Middle East as an excuse to start a war. It aired on March in 2001.
>>215119643>Men are women >Truth is opression >Ugliness is beauty It's so tiresome
>>215127540>>215132100I can't imagine that there is enough time in the day to have a meaningful relationship with each of one's 13/14 children.
>>215134973The oldest ones are old enough they don't want to spend much time with their parents by the time you hit double digits
>>215126335alan woke 2 literally had the same concept, red head fbi agent switched to a niggerthey still hunting for those esg scores
>>215119591beep beep beep.... what can that be? its the aliens or the men in black spyihng on me where is this sound even come from
>>215135591come up with artie lange-esque racist jokes where the black xfiles keep running wild goose chases because they are so fucking dumb, its a classic type of joke
>>215119591i could not avoid this harder if i tried
huge X-Files fan hereI simply won't be watching it, I won't be discussing it, this will be my final statement on the matter. I will pretend this does not exist, and I encourage you all to do the same.
>>215137006I've been doing this for like ten years at this point. When does the good stuff come back? It just keeps getting worse and worse.
>>215137441The only recent shows I watch atp are anime, just comfy stuff with my gf like yuru camp and ruri rocks. For kino you just gotta go back to the past unfortunately, I don't think anything worth watching has been released since True Detective S1. Although I liked the first season of the Terror well enough
>>215130932Will it really be a remake or will everything just be racism?
>>215119591>What if... The Xfiles were black??Hollywood at it again.
>>215119591>Mulder, it's a pattern. 13-50, 13-50, 13-50. What does it mean?
>>21519591>I do be wanting to believe I do be frfr
>>215123715>it's not happening>but if it were to happen, it'd be a good thing
>>215120012>>215127540i never understood how having many children worked, you can only make 1 a kid year right? so 14 kids is 14 years of birthing? how come they are all the same age?
>>215137787>you can only make 1 a kid year right?because twins, triplets or even octuplets have never existed before you fucking moron
>>215128006The jews went to war with Rome over erecting gay statues, what happened bros?
not interested. X-Files is dead and should stay dead. The revival was ass. The original show ended with a dud and was mostly ass. Only the first 5-6 seasons are ever worth re-watching and most of the episodes are bad or mediocre and are only watchable because of nostalgia. The creator is a hack and the series is filled with shitty plot holes.
>>215138361okay let's have twins, triplets or even octuplets 7, 5, 2 times in a row to make 14 kids...even if they have twins once it's at least 12 years gap idiot
>overtime pay? Mulder, this is a hoax, even comp time is a mess. Did LeShonda DeQuarius tell you this? Mulder... she never had a job
>>215125203I've seen Swordfish, her tits aren't actually that big
>>215119643
>>215139603>the n-files room of unsolved negro crime
>glow n-word (skeptic) is delegated to work with schizo agenti recognize this pattern
>>215119789das rite.... raycisss.... sheeeittt
>>215122056It would trigger trannies... and cause libtards meltdown.... lmao
>>215133073lmao
>>215125673It will be black nerd, extreme african pride blank panther type and a black woman as the leader.
>>215119591Is her partners name gonna be Coon "Spook" Mulder?
Not watching The Woke Files! I knew this would happen when Disney bought Fox! Fuck Disney.
>>215125673>tranny >ugly chink woman>black nerdAnd they appear every single episode because hacks nowadays can only make ensemble shows and paddle the episodes with lame filler B plots.
>>215119591They couldn't sell it on a show that is centered around cast change, how in the fuck are they hoping to pull it off with series that was built entirely on Gillian Anderson? Who asked for this?
>>215123021Isn't it always?
>>215119643>SHIEEEETTT IS DAT SUM FREAKIN' ALIEN MOFUCKA???
>>215119643>The X-Files finna be opened againreminder by giving this even negative attention you are generating hype for it.
>>215125135dude you know it's going to be about incels, male radicalization, sex work, the KKK, and history being "exposed" (there will be at least one episode with a guest star historian who discusses slavery), Black Panther freedom fighters, downlow faggotry (most blacks assume most people are downlow gay), and the white nuclear family being the epitome of a hostile alien takeover
>>215119591>>215119643Fuck them kikes and fuck them niggers
