"You want compromise?"
I jacked off into tissue
Twenty years with a b&.
You want grilled radiator? I did 20 years in the can
I envy his hairline
Stupida facking thread.
"Lurking, not posting?"
why was he unwilling to compromise in this situation? seems like a much more favorable """compromise""" than the ones he was doing in the can, if you take my meaning
>>215121573You wanna jack off in his shoe?
>>215121817He was guilty about playing bum pirates in prison, he'd already compromised too much that's why even perfectly reasonable compromises were out of the question
20 fuckin years with the rags off.
>yes
>>215121573That restaurant was like my child
>>215122369>He wants to fuck it?
>he ordered the grilled cheese??
>>215121573“I wanted a grilled cheese for 20 years but I jacked off onto a radiator”
>>215122781>I'd be glad to hook it up Carmine, i used to be an installer
He learned the concept of sharing before any of the other captains
>>215121788Take it easy over there Judge Roy Bean
>>215122369nice shoes, what are they, designer?
>>215121573Fiber optic grilled cheese radiators, high speed compromise access
>>215122055>You are speaking shit to me
>>215121573the animal...
>>215121817There’s no women in the can. You get a pass for that.
>>215123255I know Phil's can was compromised, if that's what youre referring to.
>>215121817>Phil basedtardo
>>215121582>IN THIS HOUSE BORKO IS A HERO! END OF STORY!
>>215123171what did they mean by this shot?
>easy on the grilled cheese radiators hun, they tell me I’m compromised enough
>>215121788who the fuck was this guy
>>215121573>20 years on the 'chan
>>215121788>he's gotta poooooooooooooost
my grilled cheese neva hurta nobody
>>215124093>"We can't have him here on our board no more. That much I do know."
>>215124144>Op and that glorified crew of anons they call /tv/.
>>215121573https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9GNLqtH-s0
>>215124221Huh... I never thought about sliding it inside the radiator. I always imagined in on top under the weight of a book.
>"I want to know why there's ZERO good threads on /tv/">"WHERE'S THE FUCKIN KINO?!?!?"
>>215124395>And I don't want to hear about the fuckin' Stephanie spam either!
>>215124221Looks fine wtf was phil whining about
>>215123337he's a weekend wop. Gets his shitposts from reddit.
I am Chris
>>215123337literally who?
>>215124787I am Gary Cooper
>>215123337>ON THIS BOARD J.K. ROWLING IS A HERO! END OF STORY
>>215124787Have a wonderful evening
>>215125287OOOHHH
>>215125371Hey T, come pick us up. We slipspaced to some kinda ring
>Hey Phil, what was jail like?
>>215121573why didn't someone just think of using one of these?why are wops so stupid?
>>215125743how does a can opener help making grilled cheese on the radiator?
>>215125743because there wasn't onethat's the point
>>215121573I spent 20 years in the can. I wanted to fuck a woman. I fucked a grilled cheese on a radiator. I compromised.
>>215121573want woman cheese? How about this20 years jacking off in a tissueI wanted to fuck a radiator, i compromisedI ate a grilled canSee where I am going with this?
>>215123786how about that prick's face when he saw the gyatt?
>>215123719Most powerful shot in the entire show
>It either has meaning or it doesn'trefute this
>I wanted to start a Founder thread>I compromised>I made a burger on the radiator instead
>oh shit that guy’s fuckin a grilled cheese
>>215124395>i made some good threads, they died on the vine
>>215123168lotta money in this shit
>>215125743>Phil in can>Can opener Kek
>>215121573why did he turn himself into a house!?
>>215127813that's called character development
>>215127844oh, thought that was called land development
>>215123013The moment he offered to hook up the dvd player he should have been made right there and then
fucking poison Ivy all over
What did they feed him in prison for 20 years to give him heart disease? Why aren't more long-term prisoners getting it?
>>215122811IT'S ALREADY PERFECTLY CHEESEDHE DID 20 YEARSHE'S GOT A SYSTEM
>>215122811he would slice the cheese so thin it would liquify on da radiatah
20 years in exile. I wanted to be the shah of Iran, but I compromised. Died in Egypt instead.
>>215130777He overgrilled his cheese
>>215124093
>>215130919>CARMELLA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOR
>>215130919>FOOOOMBLE!
>>215131296>CARMELLA COULD YOU PLEASE OPEN NA NOOR
>let me tell you a couple or three things
There's no scraps in my scrap book
>>215124787watching this scum junkie get his uppance was so satisfying
>You want compromise, how's this? Three years after my brother Billy got whacked, whatever happened there, I wanted Tony’s head on a platter, but I compromised. I shook hands and played nice. I wanted to wipe out his Jersey crew, but I compromised. I started a slow war and clipped a few guys. I wanted a boss’s blaze of glory, but I compromised. My skull got pancaked under my SUV at the gas pump. You see where I’m goin’?
Gabagool
>We're Anonymous
>>215133019
>>215133032kek
>>215123800Carlo
>>215121573>Twenty years in Azkaban. I wanted pumpkin pasties, but I compromised. I ate shit flavored jelly beans from the commissary. I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised. I gave polyjuice potion Bernie in cell block B. You see where I'm going?
>>215133276
>take it easy, we’re not making a western here
>>215133276>That was our name originally, Schwarz>But many years ago when my grandpa came over from Germany, they changed it over to Black
>>2151233375 fucking clip channels and we got this pygmy thing over in Serbia
>>215133480this fucking comment got me like
/thread
>>215121573no, I want unity in whackin jews. whadiya say?
>>215125743fuck yuz juz! vendetta!
>>215124787>>215124993>Whatever happened to Christo Pher, the weak, whiny type?
>>215124126Topkek