Why is he always paired with Asian girls in his movies?
>>215122743Because all white men want an Asian qt3.14 we just settle with white women because we have to have white kids.
>>215122743Because he often make the type of action slop that receives funding from certain parts of the world
>>215122743Height
>>215122804Tom Cruise is shorter but always has a white love interest
>>215122743So that the movies sell better in Asia. Huge cuckold market over there.
>>215122743Amy Smart is not asian
She's in the Beekeeper 2, hope she gets Statham'd
>>215122786Who could possibly want to fund wm/af media? Certainly not the Chinese. And Jews hate it as well.
>>215122932>Who could possibly want to fund wm/af media?me
>>215122743>we want the incel audience>>215122762you're brown
>>215122762It kinda sucks that the average asian girl is better wife material these days than the average white woman
>>215122743>alwaysTransporter 1 and what else?
>>215122762this
>>215122743why not, find you asian wifu already
>>215122930I can't believe you find this attractive
>>215122932Both Meg movies were funded by the Chinese
>>215125010The Meg, Safe (not romantic but still)
>>215122932>And Jews hate it as well.Juice absolutely love WMAF even more than White people do
>>215125010
what like 4 out of 50 movies? do you know what the word always means?
Extended apology tour for delivering this line
When the fellas try to stop him
>>215122930too late, she already got Ferrara'd
>>215122930Pom Klementieff asked Tom Cruise to kick her in the stomach for Mission: Impossible fight sceneTom Cruise got strapped to the outside of a plane for 2015's Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation and rode a motorbike off a cliff for the latest sequel, Dead Reckoning Part One. But there is at least one thing the Top Gun star won't do in pursuit of on-screen verisimilitude while making the action franchise — kick Pom Klementieff in the stomach.In the latest Mission: Impossible film, the Guardians of the Galaxy actress plays a highly dangerous character named Paris who is partnered with the movie's main antagonist, Gabriel, played by Esai Morales. During a sequence set in Venice, Paris has a fight with Cruise's super-spy Ethan Hunt and it was while shooting the encounter that Klementieff asked her co-star to give her a kick in the guts for real."I kept telling him to just kick me here," the actress recalls to EW, indicating her midsection. "I was squeezing abs. [I said], 'You can just go for it.' He was like 'No, no, no, no, no.' I was like, 'But it's going to help me!' But he wouldn't do it."
>>215125741>when you don't have the money for an abortion
>>215122743
He makes white male power fantasy films, and white men want Asian women
>>215125227she's kinda mid in pictures but is very attractive onscreen with the right makeup
>>215125741Tom is too street-smart and savvy to fall for that kind of bait where she would accuse him of violence 7 years later.
>>215122743Name 3This fucker alone resurrected the action slop genre
>>215126122The Transporter, The Meg and Safe (kinda...)
>>215126134Name 5 then
>>215126152okay that's getting greedy
Statham is 58 years old already. He's been releasing ~2 movies per year on average so far. And someone also noticed that he does exclusively theater-released stuff. How many more action flicks do you think he has in him before he stops his streak and settles for something "lower prestige"? (like direct-to-streaming stuff, or small supporting roles in other people's movies, or otherwise departing from his formula?)
>>21512617880
>>215126152Bai Ling is his sidekick in Crank 2
>>215126159That's what I thought There's no actual campaigning for that pair But I'm sure no one minds since we are talking about asians here and asians are okay in my book
>>215122743Amy Smart is asian?
>>215126473spiritually she might be
>>215126473No, but he drills her in front of a braying crowd of cheering Chinese people then a group of giggly Chinese women praise him for his masculinity and magnum penis on the news
>>215122743Does she look asian?
>>215126648she kinda does
>>215126220I'd bai her ling if you know what I mean
>ah yes, it's "one of those" movies
>>215126648In the thumbnail if you squint your eyes and kind of pull the skin to the sides and say, "hooooo yesss vedy ayshinn"
>>215126728I know what you mean
>>215126648Yes and I can't unsee this now.
>>215126648looks TIGHT and DOCILE
>>215126731>Scott PilgrimWhoever made that chart is a real asshole
>>215126764She looks weird but kinda sexy tho
>>215122762Shalom rabbi
Has Statham ever been blacked?
>>215122743>alwaysI think I saw nearly all Statham movies (meaning those explicit Statham movies with him as the main selling point and the movies he is one of the actors in it, like Snatch), except Meg 1 and 2, and except for the first Transporter movie I am not reminded of any Statham film where there is even one Asian woman who interacts with him.Crank 2 even is about some old Asian guy (played by David Carradine, literally yellow face lmao, nobody gave a single fuck because the Asians like David Carradine) and Statham doesn't have one single interaction with an Asian girl in the entire film.
>>215127778he has to protect a little asian girl in Safe (2012)
>>215127778Read the thread, there are multiple examples. And Bai Ling follows him round in Crank 2, as several people have pointed out. He gets annoyed by her and asks if she’s speaking Cuntonese
>>215126764that was unexpected, hot
>>215127838based
>>215126178Kek, remember when he and, to a lower degree, Scott Adkins were considered the next big thing in the action genre?Now Statham is nearly 60 and has no notable action movie and Adkins is 50 and has... well, the Undisputed sequels at least, they are all great, but he never was a big screen action star.
>>215127795True, forgot that one, that is the one where he plays that broke boxer in the beginning, right?>>215127817Lmao, I completely forgot Bai Ling was in it, I only remember Statham fucking Amy Smart on a horse race field and yellow face David Carradine.
>>215127892Statham has Crank, the Transporter, Fast and Furious and several Guy Ritchie movies, people will remember who he is. Scott Adkins really will fall into abscurity after he dies except for people really into B action movies
>>215127970>CrankNobody fucking remembers Crank aside from "Oh yeah, that one adrenalin movie shot like an MTV music video">TransporterOvershadowed by Hong Kong movies>Guy RitchieThose aren't "Jason Statham movies", those are movies with Statham in one of the roles, a "Jason Statham movie" is an action movie where Statham is the main attraction, Cash Truck is the only Statham movie Guy Ritchie directed, Snatch is NOT a Jason Statham movie, it's a movie where Jason Statham plays one of the roles.
>>215128065people will remember them, not my problem
>>215127892I really don't know what you're talking about. Statham is BY FAR the biggest action star of the current generation. There's also Dwayne Johnson of course, but he is more of a "blockbuster lead" star and his movies aren't always super actiony in the raw/physical way.Also Statham has a fuckton of memorable movies that are very well-known in pop culture. Transporter, Crank, Guy Ritchie classics. Even nowadays in 2020s, Beekeeper was an unexpected hit with surprisingly a lot of buzz (even if I personally found it terrible).Statham is a STAR, even if for the most part he does mid-budget stuff and not blockbusters.Now Adkins on the other hand, yes, Adkins is a "literally fucking who?" to 98% of movie-watching population. You know Adkins because you're on /tv/ where people have alright knowledge and interest in movies. But ask around IRL, and Adkins is a complete nobody. He never had star power of any sort and remains a lead of B-movies that no "normal" person has ever seen.
>>215128092>Statham is BY FAR the biggest action star of the current generation.For his generation it's actually Keanu Reeves, but yeah Statham is probably second
>>215126648that's rihanna wearing whiteface
>>215128175Eeeeeh. Keanu is not known for action consistently. The Matrix and John Wick exist, but he's not a consistently "kinetic action" actor. I wouldn't call stuff like Speed or Point Break action movies, even if there is some running around and wielding a gun and "Eff Bee Eye!" and stuff like that. Compare with Statham, who specializes in exactly this, much like Stallone or Schwarzenegger or Van Damme or Lundgren etc.
>>215128304Keanu is mostly an action star even though he's done other things
>>215128326Come on. Even Butler is a bigger action star than Keanu. That's like calling Kate Beckinsale an action star.
>>215128177You're face blind.
>>215128374You proved his point desu.
>>215128326He was famous long before he started doing action so he’s not really just known for that
>>215122932It's more about promoting their own actors. I don't think I've ever seen a sex scene in a Statham movie except Crank which is for comedic effect. He's usually the married man/lone wolf type.
>>215128441Statham got famous for doing Guy Ritchie movies and Stallone got famous for Rocky. It's just being pedantic. Keanu is an action star.
>>215128516And yet people have been quoting Bill and Ted catchphrases at him for nearly forty years
>>215122743It's in his contract.
>>215122743They make him look taller
>>215122743always? did you not watch crank?
>>215126764>drop the pants>hands behind your head
>>215128372Keanu's reputation as an action star is diluted because he's done so much other work. To some people he's the Dracula guy, Ted or Scott favor. But... >Speed>Matrix>Point Break... all mog anything Butler has done. And that's before you even bring up John Wick or some of his more solid B movies.
>>215127838Is Statham active on social media? You should send him this on twitter or some shit, I bet he'd appreciate it.
>>215128374Really shows how much having poop skin devalues your attractivity
>>215127838I actually got into a fight with my older brother due to his predilection for action slop Am I a bad brother /tv/ ?
>>215129036yes, you sound pretentious and annoying
>>215129051
>>215122743Bald male doesn't pair well with his own race.
>>215128374No he's just much more perceptive than you are.Faceblindness is when you confuse people for another, he's not unable to tell them apart, or genuinely seeing the white woman and thinkin "that must be Rihanna"Some people are surprisingly similar despite different coloring.
>>215124968They're about equally bad choices in America
>>215130040>t. flyover 0.001 % asian population state
>>215130219stop coping we all know white women are the responsible partner choice for a white manasian women are what the losers settle for
>>215126648Her in her knickers when we first see her in Crank is one of the hottest a woman has ever looked in human history.
it's a mystery
>>215130344Anya is mogging here
>>215130358WWIDF spotted
>>215130417Anya is technically a Latina
>>215130344Sydney mogs every single woman in this picture.
>>215126731>0 good moviesDamn that's remarkable
>>215122743SnatchCrank movies
>>215129036>getting into a fight over dumb shitYou wouldn't be brothers if you didn't do that
>>215130652The Flowers of War is amazing
>>215125324>kills off old hag in between movies so he can be stepdad to asian cunny in the sequel
>>215130344I can only imagine the hapa takeover if burgers had jumping asian girls instead of jumping beaners
>>215122743>ADOLF HITLER
>>215126764
>>215125409>AAAA NOOO JASUN STATHAMU PRREASE STOPP>I SO SOWRY I CALL YOU TIMMY>MY SISTERW LOVE WHITU MAN I GIVE YOU HER NUMBA
