Are the writers of HOTD on suicide watch? This already looks like it's going to blow their shit out of the water
>>215128218post Tanselle too talli doubt it's not going to be shit.
>>215128218maybe you should've picked better picture when saying something looks ? can't see shit
>>215128573he meant that they picked a white man for Dunk. doesn't mean much since it'll be pozzed.Daemon is also white. so is Rhaenyra but hotd is shite.
>nigger love interest>6 episode first season>2/3 years for another mediocre 6 episodesyea i'll pass
>>215129052she kinda cute though... also i believe they shooting seasons 1/2/3 in a straight.
>>215128218>premiers May 20262025 eh?
>>215129052Eww. Pass.
>>215129052AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES!!!!
>>215129103if you are gay, then maybe not.
>>215129131they stink also
>>215129162i'm sure you do.
>>215128218This looks like cheap hboslop.
>>215129240Remember that scene in the movie precious where the fat ugly nigger sees the white girl in the mirror? Do you apes really project like that all the time?
>>215129240Post those mutt hands
>>215128218will eagerly watch. because the boy is insanely cute shota hot.
>>215128218Just more GURMslop.
>After seeing her perform several puppet shows, Ser Duncan the Tall asks Tanselle to share a horn of ale with him, but she declines. Later he speaks with her, and discovering her skills with paint, pays her to paint his shield with his new sigil. They flirt a bit, but nothing comes of it.
>>215129103Some nigresses can be cute.
>>215129052>6 episode first seasonThat's too many. This should've been just a film. I don't know how they can stretch such a simple story for 6 hours
>>215130314They'll drag it out and turn a potential 8/10 movie into a middling 5.5/10 show.
>>215128218trailer looks like shit. the standards have fallen so low that people celebrate this as something that looks good
They won me back. Fuck hotd THIS will be kino
/got/
>>215128218all these show now look the same wtf, generic sloppa
>>215130419It's New Coke and Coke Classic, over and over again. Forever.That's what we get.
>>215129968So they shoehorned a nigress into this? Well at least the MC is a tall handsome white man and his sidekick is also a white kid. Gotta do something to offset this, right?
>>215130676tanselle is dornish
>>215130711dornish are sand people. It's the summer islanders that are the negroes
>>215129052>6 episode first seasonWhat, why? They have the fucking source material. And they need to adapt this shit fast because Egg is an adult later in the show so they need to adapt all of his kid scenes before he grows up, which is gonna be impossible if we only get 6 episodes every 2 years
>>215130735anon suddenly cares about arab representation
>>215130735Dornishmen aren't white, you stupid nigger
>>215130782>sand people are arabs
>>215129052I have no idea how they'll stretch out this storyline for 6 episodes
>>215130823what does anon mean by this illiterate comment
>>215128218>GOTHolt shit this is great bros, LOTR could never>HOTDHoly shit this is great bros, GOT could never>KOTSKHoly shit this is great bros, HOTD could never>whatever they shit out nextHoly shit this is great bros, KOTSK could never
>>215129052>posted it againgr8 b8 m8
>>215130823They are fair of skin, freckle or burn in the sun, and have brown or2GamesSalty Dornishman by Jon Bosco © Fantasy Flight 5blond hair. (4][5) These include the Yronwoods with their blond hair and blue eyes, 8) the yellow-haired Fowlers,® and the pale blond or dark-hairedDaynes. [10
>>215129052she cute tho
>>215130853Complaining that a character who was written to be a brown is being played by a brown is retarded. Especially since the brown land she comes from has various shades of browns living there. >>215130898Dornishmen aren't white
>>215130961>Dornishmen aren't whiteDornishmen aren't real
>>215130961>dornishmen aren’t white They are
>>215128218Hopefully that fat fuck release a new Dunk and Egg story with the release of the show.
STOKEWORTHTOKEWORTH
>>215129052She's more Australian abbo than nig
>>215130987>>215130990Whatever you have to tell yourself
>>215130883We don't have a lot of options when it comes to big budget fantasy series. The Witcher was ass, Wheel of Time was ass, The Winter King was ass, and pretty much every medieval movie is ass. So say what you will about ASOIAF, but it's consistently the best fantasy content around. Seasons 1-4 or Game of Thrones were incredible and Season 6 and House of Dragons season 1 were flawed but still extremely entertaining.
>>215129052that is, indeed, a nigger. With the wide nose, the mud eyes. Just like the twins in hotd. It’s gonna suck
>>215129052Isn’t there like a law now that makes it literally illegal to not have at least one nigger in a show or movie? They don’t really have a choice so I’m willing to forgive this one instance. I’ll just use ai to make her white
>>215129052Novella ruined.
>>215131070Dornish are cunning and intelligent sand people. Do you think that’s niggers?
>>215131295>Dornish are cunning and intelligent sand peopleBesides Oberyn and Doran, who?
>>215131413Have you read the books?
>>215131413All of them? Aegon the Conquerer, Rhaenys, and Daeron the Young Dragon all got BTFO by their tactics. And in the mainline series, you have the Sand Snakes and Arianne Martell scheming for revenge and the crown of Westeros respectively
So, besides the wog he flirts with, are there any other blacks in this?
>>215131625You don't get it.There was a swarthy person standing in Westeros for 0.1 seconds at some point in history. Thus, unlimited immigration from the Summer Islands and Essos not only a good thing, but a moral imperative.
>>215131798Watch the trailer, a bunch of niggers and asians sprinkled into every crowd
>>215131413They are the only ones than are independent during the Dragon rule, and the only ones than were anexed via marriage, along being the first in westeros in bagging a dragon if I recall well too. Look at the Qorgyle for example.The Dornish tend to punch above they weight, at the contrary of the Reach.
>>215128218>set 100 years before ASOIAF>dragon in the trailerwut?
>>215132165anon thats a puppet
gothotdgot hottedgot hottedhotgot hotted
>>215129395Pedo
S7 and 8 of GoT was absolute dogshit and completely burned me out of anything related to GoT. Skipped HotD which was good idea considering what i heard about season 2. Will definitely watch this, looks comfy. I just hope we won't wait 2 years for another fucking season or by the end of this show egg will look like stranger things cast
>disney quips And dropped
>>215128218Looks great desu. Fuck the pedo loving chuds in this thread.
>>215129968>wikifag complains about accuracyJust kill yourself
Skipped hotd because it seemed retarded, but this looks good.
Who has that meme of the Lannister soldier looking down at the weirdo Greyjoys
>>215132509This looks like complete slop compared to HOTDS1 is a little slow burn, S2 is better - full on dragon fights, le dunk and quipy the wholesome cancer boy will not compare
>>215128218>>215129052Stop watching this garbage!
Why do these shows/movies with a medieval aesthetic love this gray filter?
>>215133053>S2 is better - full on dragon fightsS2 is the biggest pile of woke dogshitdragon fights? You mean the one Rook’s Rest that was completely butchered
>>215130771Because we are on a subsciption model now and making you wait is profitable to them
Blackfyre kino when?
>>215133053You’re Indian
Fool me three times
>>215133687Technically 4 times because fatman is finishing his book any minute now
>>215133089almost all fiction is garbage. Some ancient mythologies have some deeper meanings to them but you likely wont see that carried over in film without them applying our current societies morals.I genuinely want to know what fictional show exists that is not slop at this point?
>>215131040based tabletop player
>>215130618Why are you lying, this has more color than the usual dour which everyone whines aboutIt's also more upbeat? Totally different style? Narratively it's about one man rather than a world at war? Like in what ways could it look different while still being in this universe
>>215132291just say faggot, the pedophilia is already implied
WEARESOFUCKINGBACK
>>215133089I pirate all my media, so it's not like they make any money off my viewership anyway
looks pretty good. The book wasn't very long though. I wonder if they pad it out
>>215130591Dunk and Egg was a really good read, but It's still not going to be as good as HOTD COULD have been if they actually adapted Fire & Blood instead of the Velarynigger slop we got.It's a few good short stories about a hedgeknight and that's fine but it won't be anything more
this looks terrible wtfis it suppose to be a comedy? why is there a humorous quip in almost every scene in the trailer
HBO is taking so long, that this guy will be done making the best parts in unity:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfwLesLbrf8And we'll have some kind of filter to make it look a bit betterBefore their show is readyThey definitely won't do better than this guy anyway
>>215134468Yes, it's a more lighthearted story
>>215134482Why in Unity instead of Blender? Kek.Weird choice
>>215134516guy likes unity let him cook
>>215129052its only one season. IF they adapt the second dunk and egg it will be its own standalone season too
>>215128218I don't really like any of these actors.That annoying child receiving cancer treatment will die early in the show, right?
>>215128218Its wonderful to see just a sincere show about some gritty dude who just wants to live a life he is proud of, finding ways to win jousts and isn't some perverted freak pedophile or secretly bangs his mom. It looks like the most honest thing I have seen for a long time.
>>215134574I bet the short, cute, young looking redhead with a massive mane of red-hair will be accurately cast. Of course she won't.
>>215134594>That annoying child receiving cancer treatment will die early in the show, right?do you actually want spoilers
>>215134594He's like the little sidekick character but they'll probably focus way too much on him
>>215134594no
>>215134594Yes. It's a major plot point that a Maester deliberately gives him too much chemotherapy.
>>215134603He's gonna be safe masculine so he'll go out of his way to protect faggots and nogs and chinkoids and there'll be a perverted rapist donald trump analogy lord he'll need to defeat with the help of a spunky girl boss lady
>>215128218>JUST. BE. TALL
>>215134639Also the girl boss won't need no man but dunk will get a consolation cuck kiss.Screenshot this post.
>>215134660manletbros...>>215134639>>215134689fuck off retard
>>215134702It's all true, anon.Look at the nogs and brownoids they have sprinkled in the trailer.They're going to make being a knight mean being le honorable defender of opressed brownoids and gays and every episode is about how the blonde white monarchists are evil
>>215134639>>215134689>GirlbossThe book has a scene where Tanelle gets brutalized, and there's a zero percent chance the show let's that happen. Place your bets right here on what you think the show will do?
>>215134750they will 100% keep that, but it wills till be woke as it's a white man brutalizing a blackoidif you're going to whine at least do it properly
>>215134733dunk fistfights a targ in the novella because he keeps harrassing tanselle>They're going to make being a knight mean being le honorable defenderyeah youre retarded, dont talk to me
>>215134639He beats the fucking shit out of a prince to protect the dark skinned girl. I wonder if they will show that happening or if they will cut it for being a strong man saving a weak sweet girl.
>>215129052at least they're transitioning from full-blooded nigroids to half-nigroid mutts. that's progress, i guess.
>>215134415they pad it out…with niggers
>>215134612You don’t know who he is?
>>215134803One drop rule, anon
>>215128218TAOOBA>dunk and egg in Jan>HOTD in June2026 will be the year of eternal /got/hotd/dunk/
>>215135418>2026 will be the year of eternal /got/hotd/dunk/I'm ready.
Based baratheon
....semoc eH
>>215129052would
The knights who say Ni
>>215130883thisThey fooled us twice already, i'm not watching this one
>>215135615WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HAZYI'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT
>>215130891>j-just ignore itfuck off
>>215129052If only this was made in more recent years
>>215135675>fell for it again, again, and againEnjoy your midwit life. Bet it's bliss.
>>215135615isnt lyonel supposed to be almost as tall as dunk?
>>215129086No, missandei was cute. This is typical ugly mutt
>>215135697ironic coming from a brainwashed npc
>>215134397God I want Helaena autistic-sister-wife so bad bros. Aegon is so lucky
>>215135523>>215135615The targ inbred between them during the jousting isn't Aerion so who is he?
>>215135776Baelor?
>>215135776>More haze
>>215135776thats motherfucking breakspear
>>215135776baelor
>>215134397More tards
>>215135523Why would he wear horns? Doesn't he know what it means?
>>215136172you're thinking of cow horns
>>215136172>>215136186what does it mean
>>215128218>suicide watchWell one of the writers of this was a black tranny that an hero’d after production. Honestly if you expect this to be any good you’re just lying to yourself because the writing room is filled with the same ideologue cretins that fucked up hotd.
>>215136512
>shaves hair>eyes are still purple and any peasant would still recognize himis fatman retarded?
>>215136676I've never heard of that before
>>215136691he can get away with just having the eyes the eyes and the hair is just too much
>>215136691i think he also wears a wide straw hat in the books to cover his eyes
>>215136691Westerosies are autists they don’t make eye contact, or who the fuck would look in the eyes of some squire boy. There are also lots of bastards
>>215136057How is he going to joust when he can’t even sit in the saddle properly?
>>215136909he's one of those all talk type targs baelor is the real one
>>215136909Isn’t he the one that gets bitch slapped?
>>215130314It basically is a film, allegedly the episodes are 30 minutes.
>>215135776It pisses me off how we were robbed of cool armor in GoT and HotD. >hurdur, antlers on knight helmet is impracticalIts a FANTASY show. If they wanted to tone it down they could have given us small antlers embedded in the helmet like the knight in the middle with the warhammer in pic related
>>215136950 He would have been such a good king, but him giving his life to save Dunk to save Rhaella in Summerhall will eventually save the world. Or it would if the books were ever to be finished. They won’t.>>215137015Yeah, he breaks Tanselle the puppeteers fingers and Dunk whacks him.
>>215129052oh it's a 6 episode season?yeah i'm not watching it then it's gonna be shitfuck that
The only bad thing I have to say is that they made TTT a nigger when she's meant to be a brown swarthoid with a brown pussy but its fine i guess if they make the red widow a 10/10 pale ginger with freckles everywhere
>>215129052>2/3 years for another mediocre 6 episodesConsiderably faster than the fat man writes then
>>215131040This little nigga shooting for a raped ass extinct house led by retarded women who's going to pass on to a rapebastard from a niggered mercenarycouldn't be meI shoot for the rightful lords of Atranta.
why would a targaryen squire for a literal who
>>215137485 He wants to go to the tourney and the brother he was supposed to squire for got too drunk to take him.
>>215137193Calling it now that the only cool armor we will see will just be for 1 episode and everything else will look very generic
>>215137346Proper way to watch it is 3 hours in a row
>>215137485read the book nigga
>>215128218>Will just be yet another medieval fantasy feminist nigger screedYou know it to be true
>>215136909hes a boyfailure targ
>>215137541
>>215137541>>215137602Wow thanks I really hate these designs.
>>215129052>dost thou lordly ass covet the aroma of cocoa butter milordizzypopoh nono no no no
>>215129052>Tanselle Too-Swarth
>>215129052We wuz dornish and shieeeeeet nigga
>>215129052she is listed at 5-11
>>215131040holy shit man that's really fucking good
The fourth Dunk&Egg novella is 12yrs late by the way
>>215131040>>215137714I didn’t see this I skimmed the thread too fast, anon this is really good. Do you have any more to show us?
>>215137123It is not a story that deserves three hours. It will not be improved by stretching the story and it will absolutely be made worse by having to have five AND FIND OUT NEXT WEEK moments created out of no where.
>>215137193 >hurdur, antlers on knight helmet is impracticalWhy, winged hussars literally had giant wings on them
looks pretty redditwill give it a watch though
Hoplaena
>>215137756it absolutely deserves 3 hours in fact thats the perfect length to do the story in full
>>215130782still doesnt make niggers egyptian, arab, persian or whatever nafri folk. nappy haired spearchuckers are overrepresented in all american slop.
>>215134455i enjoy that its more of a knight doing knight things instead of royal drama for women and fags
>ergo, in my books, the Targaryen sigil has two legs, as it should.
>>215128218So does this take place after they purged all the nogs or does that happened between this show and GoT,
>>215129052> This is the lovely dornish rose I was telling you about...
>>215129968That's cause GRRM is a leftists and a woman dating a man after he saves her and risks his life is turning her into a heckin object chud.
>>215130823They aren't niggers they are just spanish that got some middle eastern mixed in.
>>215133377ya but HBO was always a subscription model?I agree though fuck this 2+ year shitamazing they can take longer to make it and quality goes down (hotd)
>>215139172>the guy who wrote a woman getting aborted with a knife is too leftist for meyou fags can't stop thinking about politics can you
>>215128573kek
>>215128218if Season 1 of this hoe isn't at least 12 episodes i'm not watching it. these niggas making 6 episodes of TV every 3 years are out of their goddamn minds.
>>2151396836 episodes 30 mins long.
>>215129052It's funny Dorne is now just vague mudpeople rather than any actual ethnicity.
>>215134455Dance of dragons was shit in the book too. George’s worst writing
>>215135418Now imagine if we also get the Winds of Winder in 2026
>>215128218>same old quippy shit>bruh di goen blow hotd out the water!!!!shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>215129052Ew dropped
>>215137737The fans uses the scale, length and complexity of the setting to excuse why WoW isn't out yet but what about Dunk & Egg? What their excuse for GRRM not written any of them dispite them being short, simple and self contained?
>>215129052>>2/3 years for another mediocre 6 episodeswhy was GoT able to put out 10 episodes every year but these new shit shows struggle to put out?
>>215137541>Robert used a hammer, so every Baratheon must use hammers tooShit art
>>215140833>bruh di goen blow hotd out the waterWouldn’t be very hard to do. Hotd sucks ass
>>215135714Got my peepee hard
>>215131040Look at that suble off green coloring, the tastefull thickness of the wash, the minor chipping on that shield... My god, it even has a freehand sigil...
>>215129052she cute
Dunkin'Egg is a better story than whatever the fuck was going on in fire and blood. A better source material doesn't always translate to a better show though.
Will the first season only cover The Hedge Knight?
>>215137737I… don’t think we’re getting it, anon.
>>215135776why does it look so bad
>dramatic build up>music stops>quipx5 in the trailer lelthis is gonna be slop aint it?
>>215137565no, fuck you
>>215141269and the gambeson texture with the highlights
>>215128218> The ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel ‘A KNIGHTS OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS’ won't feature dragons or magic as it's set 50 years after the death of the last dragon >“Nobody’s thinking about magic. This could basically be 14th century Britain.”it's woke garbage
>>215141572>14th century Britainwith niggers
>>215129052cute
>>215129052omg nuuuuuu is that a hot and sexy negro woman i'm losing my f'ing mind save me adolf
SAAR WHER ARE THE DRAGONS FUCK YOU BASTERD BITCH I WANT DRAGON
>>215141642>hot and sexy>negro
>>215141392Yes, one season per book.
>>215129052>nigger love interestalways have been faggot>The puppeteer who worked the dragon was good to watch too; a tall drink of water, with the olive skin and black hair of Dorne. She was slim as a lance with no breasts to speak of, but Dunk liked her face and the way her fingers made the dragon snap and slither at the end of its strings.
>>215129052>Dornishuh huh
>>215142251Nothing about that description screams nigger to me
>>215131040Based
I won’t be watching. There’s only one reason I watch HOTD desu.
>>215142251the Dornisha are obviously Spaniardsthere even is a racial spectrum from Andal blonde Dornish like the Yronwoods to Rhoynish moorish Dornish like the Martells
>>215142288Dorne is filled with niggers
>>215142308She's obviously a Sandy Dornishman >faces burned brown by the hot Dornish sun, they are even darker than the salty Dornishmen
>>215142308Martells are one of the only two andal great houses but you are correct otherwise.
>>215142307>jew nose
Is this Baelor Breakspear?Why isn't he brown?
>>215129052she cute doe
The fuck is this shit about and why should I, a guy that enjoyed the first 3 seasons of GoT, care about it?
>>215143013Yeah number one is definitely Fossoway based on the way he’s dressed.
Dunk and Egg would've been a better title than this generic-sounding drivelAlso is this GOT's 'A Knight's Tale'? It looks more comedic in tone and there's a little too much jousting in the trailer
>>215135776Why do Americans always use such cheap, ugly costumes for their fantasy shows? Go visit a museum, you retards.
>>215130883KOTS is vomit in dutchfitting
Sooo they're dropping the entire season at once right? I don't even get why this isn't a movie in the first place
preston jacobs trailer breakdown when?
what do we call it?
>>215134750>yeah bro they're going to completely remove the scene the entire central conflict of the story is based around trust me bro
>>215143600Nope, one episode a week.
>>215142340That girl isn't even that dark, but she's clearly mixed which isn't what the character is supposed to look like.They should've hired a nafri if they wanted to go the diversity route.
>>215143879Have you seen Blood and Cheese?
>>215143990Yeah and the kid still got killed. They handled it poorly but what needed to happen still happened. The idea that Tanselle won't get beat up is ridiculous. Dunk isn't going to step in and beat up a Targ Prince for breaking a few puppets.
>Steely Pate is a normal-sized man and not a fantasy dwarf (!midget)
