Next up is anon from /tv/ with their revolutionary new idea.
2 million dollars to use as I wish and also a law passed in which I can commit any murder I want once per week
It's like this thing that like you can put your weiner in it and it like feels good and stuff.
Hey Sharks! My name is anon and I'm here to pitch the Fleshlight 3000. Maximum Mode.Have you ever used your Fleshlight and thought "Damn, this is a bitch to clean." Well don't worry.. the Fleshlight 3000 is here!
Mr wonderful, have you ever watched a television show and thought "these people are insular, echo chamber living lib assholes who wouldn't know what a police officer/midwesertern/man/etc thinks and acts like?"Because they don't. That's why i'm proud to announce my initiate to remove writing rooms from hollywood and into small towns and medium sized cities. Once you go past 100K it moves to a new, smaller town. Keeps the hollywood lib stink off it if you want a real or at least verisimilitude of reality about non shitlibs.
>spend now, pay later, but for foreign aid>when they default on the loan we get their country
>>215134977it's a reality show but the punishment is you get raped
>>215134977Hey sharks, does anyone else hate niggers, well I sure do! (Winks at the black guy). I have a patented software device, works on any augmented reality headset, and it makes niggers disappear!Now with the flick of a button you can. Make them appear as light orange silhouettes. There is also a proximity detector to release fragrance so you don't have to smell that nigger smell!Here you go sharks, I have 5 headsets. They might go off due to the dark lighting in here (winks to the black guy again)
>>215134977A gun that only shoots black people. Patent pending.
>>215135017Not twice per week? Where are my margins? And for that, I'm out.
>>215134977Saar, make movie saarAi good very saarSaar needful please saar
Hunger games but IRL. Tv rights/sponsors and allat. Would be KINO
>>215136032Why do you keep winking at me?
>>215134977Sell coffee at subway
>>215134977What if a chinese guy was gay?
>>215136278*fentanyl
ok it's, uh, ok so, so listen, hear me out, right? ok. so like, you know how, um, sometimes you got all this, like, stuff, right? like, little bits, little... things from pockets and, um, you don’t really know what to do with them? yeah? like, like a hearing aid you, you found on the side of the road, or, um, you know, those coin things that aren’t, like, coins, but they’re, they look like coins? at the arcade! so yes yeah ok, those, and other things like that. so ok, ok, so what I’m saying is you take all that, right, all the bits, all the things and the other stuff and, like, the… you know, the coins, the things like that. you just, uh, you put them in this little, uh, bucket thing here, right? and then it, like, it squishes them. not in a bad way, just like, squish! and it turns it into, like, um you know, like a thing that goes, uh, on something. you know the thing, what I mean to say, you know, if you think about it, what’s it called, that goes around the neck? so, so you put your bits in the bucket, right? and then, boom, you got yourself a… um, a choker. made outta, you know, your life debris. it’s, uh… it’s recycling.
It's called Bulletball.
>>215136418That is without a doubt, one of the best ideas we've had on the show. I'll take 98% of your business for a loan of $500.
>>215136468the guy who pitched this tried to blow his brains out with a bulletball and failed so he just used a regular bullet instead
>>215134977You give me $50,000, no money down, no interest. I go into various fried chicken establishments wearing a Burqa. I use their bathroom without asking, and then I hide a hot pot I was carrying inside my costume in one of their ceiling tiles. I come in the next day in my regular clothes and order gravy, nothing else. I covertly take the gravy into the bathroom, without asking, and heat the delicious sauce to dangerous levels. I exit the bathroom and immediately spill the gravy on my thighs. My friend will be recording on his camcorder, and later he can covertly exfiltrate the hot pot from the bathroom (he's also wearing a Burqa). I will sue the restaurant for hot gravy and represent myself in court. If I win, I will give you 15%.
>>215136692If that's your business plan might as well offer them to help with a kidnapping and extortion racket?
>>215136915$50,000, gravy lawsuit, take it or leave it.
