>AAAAAAAAAAHHH I'M COOKING FOOD AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!I didn't quite get this line, what did he mean by it?
Why doesnt he just get a new job or something?
>>215135568bpd narciscists
this image makes laugh every single time
>>215135568Who else would be able to shoulder such a burden?He's a hero, really.
>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!>THE CUSTOMAH ASKED FOR A BLUE RARE STEAK BRO, NOT A BLUE WAFFLE.>OH MAN, WE ARE SO GETTING SHUT DOWN. FFUUUUUCK.
Stay Zesty out there brothas, there could be customers round every corner.Semper fries, hooah!
>The customer ordered their water... WITH FUCKING ICE IN IT??
Civilians wouldn't get it.
>>215136428SEMPER FRY
>>215135437Started watching this, which episode is this from?
>>215136496The one where he cooks and then stares out into space
>>215136496Anon... every episode is a struggle when the customers keep ordering goddamn food from the GODDAMN MENU
Is it even THEORETICALLY possible for a job to be more challenging than stirring a pot and watching meat turn brown?
I don't even watch this series, why are these threads so funny
>Sir.... a second customer has entered your restaurant
>>215135437CHEF ANONWHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?WHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?
>>215136330With a slice of lemon*
>>215136818Watch it. It's honestly really good. I only watched it cus they made fun of it on Always Sunny in the latest season.
This show sucks. Why do people like it
>JESUS...FUCKING CHRIST SOMEONE GET ME SOME KECHUP FOR THESE FUCKING FRIES>Chef.... The customer wants to eat the Fries plain>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>215136898No it isn't. I watched the whole first season. Whyd you like it
>>215136882>Are you fucking with me?.....
>>215136924It has really good editing, cinematography , good music, and overall an interesting story with a lot of different and unique characters.
>>215137201It's just this guy who looks like Louis Steven's on roids pissing and shitting himself about making sandwiches every episode. The memes aren't far off from how the show actually is. First episode was them needing to get extra beefs bc their supplier ran out and they filmed and edited it like it was a fuckin bank heist film.
>>215137244ive never seen the show but the way you described that sounded funny and made me want to watch
>"McFucking kill yourself you little Jew nose wet back dago nigger boy. You wanna quit?"Literally what the FUCK was his problem??
>>215137244>and they filmed and edited it like it was a fuckin bank heist filmThat's why it's so fucking good. Especially when they all start talking or yelling at the same time. It's like classic Robert Altman. You can tell the show is really inspired by Scorsese kinos.
Is the main guy good looking? I can't tell because I'm not a gay
>>215135568He dedicated all his skills to cooking and is autismo in any other scenario. He actually quits being a chef at the end of the recent season because of this.
>>215137324Moderately attractive to white and asian girls
>>215137288Thats just a typical chef thats how they are
>>215137324Ladies seem to like him. He has the rat physiognomy but he's well built.
>>215137324My mom says no but I think I he's good looking. (I am 99% straight, 1% is for futa on female). He has nice eyes and he's got a good physique (I am obese). Also seeing the Bruce Springsteen trailer... Man this guy should have been Bob Dylan instead of Timothy Chalamet. He's got the voice and look down and looks natural while Chalamet kinda protested a charicature version of Dylan.
>>215137400Literally how the fuck do I get a body like this? I'm not gay, and Im doing it for girls. I just think about how much easier it is to fit in clothes or maybe cosplay as Spiderman or a storm trooper or some shit.
>>215137446Anon, I'll let you in on a secret, women don't like that level of built, that's gay guy territory. Basic toned is fine but women dont like shredded
>>215137495Yeah they do. Women lie to make 90% of men feel better
>>215137519Depends on your target demographic I guess. Im a tall lanklet so ive done fine in my niche
>>215137324Yeeees, he's so cutet. ravenously horny tranny
>>215137548We all do fine because if they like you they just deal with it. Don't believe the shit they say though. That's a ticket to delusion
>>215137495Ok but like I said, I don't want to look like that for girls, I wanna look like that just to be comfy.
>>215137519This
Not to cause a fuss or anything but all the salt shakers and pepper pots are empty.
>HE DOESN'T WANT FUCKING PICKLES?? FUCK
>>215135437
>>215137587>>215137446A lot of lifting and dieting (meaning not eating junk and intake more protein than you likely do now).Consistency is the key, honestly. You won't see that kind of results in months, but maybe a year in.Might want to get some blood test done in case you have low T like 90%+ of men nowadays (thank you boomers for the chemicals and the microplastics!) so the doc can prescribe test to give you the extra boost needed.You can do it anon.
>>215137587Are you pretending that "stop double-fisting junk food into your face" is a secret conspiracy that you haven't figured out yet?Like, eat half the food in 2026 that you did in 2025, is that helpful?Stop drinking choccy milk even if your mommy brings it to you when you screech
>>215137400Manlet build
>>215135437"It's so hard to meet the food standards of people who willingly choose to live in Chicago!"
>>215138216Eating better won't give you that kind of muscles lmao, don't fucking bullshit.Ironically choccy milk is a decent source of proteins - assuming it's whole milk with cocoa powder mix and not some premade goyslop with artifical sweeteners and a bunch of synthetic crap in it.Eating 2lb of beef everyday without lifting is just a fucking waste.Eat better, exercise, stay focused.
>>215138225Post body.
>>215138292Bit rattled m8?
>>215136898> It's always not funny in Philadelphia That show is so over dude
>>215138272what in the fuck are you babbling aboutpound a tent stake into your eye until it hits the back of your skull everyone hates you
>Wait. No, no, no, that can't be right. He wants his dressing... ON THE SIDE??
>>215135437More of this shit!
>>215138216>Are you pretending that "stop double-fisting junk food into your face" is a secret conspiracy that you haven't figured out yet?>Like, eat half the food in 2026 that you did in 2025, is that helpful?>Stop drinking choccy milk even if your mommy brings it to you when you screechBro I literally have one meal a day because I sleep odd hours.
>>215138352We get it, they made fun of Drumpk and you got triggered.
If a guy has well defined tits and abs, he's on roids
I still don't get how this meme became about customers when really the show could basically be called the pain of working with niggers
>Did you coom on my muffin?
