Who’s your favorite contestant of all time
>>215136498That's fucking gross. Why do blacks and thirdies prefer ass over tits?
>>215136498all joshing and skylarking aside...there is no way that looks good with no clothes on
>>215136526I love asses too, but cute bubble butts, not large fat ones
such stacy tier genetics that she can be morbidly obese and still hot
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>>215136498Dishonest assIt looks flat and bad from behind, notice how you only ever see her from a singular angle.
>>215136498Wait, that's real?Actually godlike.
I had a crush on Siobhan. It was in the peak of the le quirky girl era.
>>215136542It's not just the girth. It's the texture you gotta watch out for.
>>215136498S_nj_y_
>>215137002Willhemina Hung
great thread, love american idol
>>215136498>>215138110Is this still considered a slampig or is it evolved into a slamcow?
>>215136728>DrawingCase and point. Fatties are disgusting.
>>215138110literally the perfect physique
>>215136498>>215138110Its genuinely impressive how wide her hips are. Wow
>>215138192It'll be genuinely impressive how large of a room she can clear when she finally releases all that stored up flatulence
>>215138150I disagree.
>>215138585imagine how good of a blowjob she gives
>>215138621You know she's got the vacuum suction
>>215136498what even is this mutant creature
>>215138585God please, please bless me with a 5'10 plaphog. That is literally all I want.
>>215138727It'll be winter soon and you'll want one to keep you warm on cold nights.
I need a vagina cow
>>215138671it's a high T thing, you wouldn't get it
>>215136498Kristy Lee Cook and the KLC Prophecy was my favorite but because she had all the weird supernatural stuff around her plus was from my home city.Its been so long and I am so old I legit cannot remember the prophecies anymore, I tried to get it on her Wikipedia but I forgot why I failed but I just didn't.
>>215139263holy shit lol Brave AI knows what I mean AI is too much right now. Yeah this is still not on the Wikipedia to this day but its real.The term "prophecy" associated with Kristy Lee Cook primarily refers to a popular fan theory that emerged after her appearance on the seventh season of American Idol in 2008. This theory suggests that her name—Kristy Lee Cook—foreshadowed the names of subsequent American Idol winners. Specifically, the names of the next five winners—David Cook (Season 7), Kris Allen (Season 8), Lee DeWyze (Season 9), Scotty McCreery (Season 10), and Phillip Phillips (Season 11)—were seen as forming parts of her name, leading fans to jokingly refer to it as a "curse" or prophecy. This idea became a running joke among fans, with some noting that after the names Kris (Allen), Lee (DeWyze), and Cook (David) were taken, only "T-Y" remained in Kristy, which was then fulfilled by Scotty McCreery's win.
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>>215136498Her name is Grace and I want her to sit on my face.
>>215136498Gonna be Danny Noriega for me. Only guy I've ever had a dream about getting a blowjob from.
>>215136498>>215138110Men who claim this is a sign of fertility are lying because they're aroused by fat and sweat and they're coping.
>>215141034>they're aroused by fat and sweatboth signals of hormones and fertility
>>215136498She lost weight and most of that ass
Why is she wearing a samovar?
>>215138110That dress would fucking EXPLODE if she so much as farted
>>215138585Would but only if she was a virgin waiting for marriage.No hymen, no diamond.
>>215141716Architect bros...
>>215139237>it's a high N thingindeed I don't get it
>>215141716prove it
>>215138126Breasts not big enough to be honored with the title of cow. Slamhippo, maybe.
>>215141716We can rebuild
>>215142824Her name is Grace Kinstler, you can google her. She still has massive hips, ass and thighs though. Just not to the level of titanic braphog from before.She was a BBW with a SSBBW ass, now she's more like an above-average (in weight) girl with a BBW ass. She probably wears those tight things to shape her fat into a normal body though. I think she her face is less cute now, which is a strange result.
>>215136728Very satisfying animation.
>>215142901Imagine her being ussbbw with an immobile ass
>>215143113With a what?
>>215143113>usbbwonly problem is you gotta turn her around 3 times before she fits ;^)
>>215138126slamaurochs
My gf has a big ass and when she goes to the bathroom I can hear her huge farts sputtering in the bowl through the walls
>>215136498woah look at that hypermassive assit bet it squeezes out supermassive shitsIt's low T to not want a fire hydrant sized fat shit squeezed out onto yo face
>>215143134save this one instead, casual.
>>215138126Smashphant.
>>215141679Being overweight is directly harmful to fertility.
>>215136526These women have skidmarks on their buttcracks as they cant properly wipe their assholes so they reek of shit.
>>215141782so would i x_X
>>215142842slamtaur
