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What is it you pray for?
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big tity goth gf
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best hellraiser movie
im not even joking
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>>215138175
but you are a joke
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>>215138158
DENIED
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>>215138175
It wasn't too bad but I definitely prefer Hellraiser 2
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>>215137322

Nothing.
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This movie was like a shitty adaptation of a Hellraiser videogame.
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How large an audience can people who take pleasure from their own physical pain be?
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>>215139154
White people
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>>215138175
I really loved the effects of the dimensional rifts opening, especially the lighting. Looked very cool.
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>>215137322
I want the pleasure. The pleasure of the leather and pain.
Hurt me, daddy.
Hurt me hard.
Cut me.
Bite me.
Bleed me.
Lick me.
Cover in in butterscotch and light me on fire, casting me into a candied abyss.

then, and only then... Can you do the most painful thing.
Sing to me.
Hurt my ears with your horrible tone.
The way you sing in the shower.
Thats the good shit. Thats the shit that fucks me up and gets me going.
Thats the shit that feeds my sexual hunger. Thats the shit i breathe for.
Let my ears digest the volume and horrific sound that rings from your lips.
Fuck. Me. Up. With your best. Britney. Spears.

Toxic.
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Wokeraiser

>torture and gore drastically toned down compared to previous movies
>no female torture scenes despite multiple female victims
>shoehorned long and pointless gay sex scene involving characters that have nothing to do with the plot
>only male characters are tortured on screen
>No consistency in how victims are chosen and how gifts are given. MC was marked as a victim and offered no sacrifices, but Pinhead lets MC go regardless, contradicting cenobite rule of not going back to hell empty handed
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>>215137322
A big assed latina gf that loves to cook.
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Prayers to summon the destroying angel
Moon stuttering in the sky like film stuck in a projector
And you
You-ooo-oou
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>>215138175
top 3 for sure
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>>215138175
1 is still the best, but I would put this over 2 just because of how stupid 2 gets after Channard becomes a Cenobite. I wish that we could get one more with Doug Bradley as a sendoff to his version of the character with this kind of a budget.
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>>215137322
Are those nails CGI?
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What's happens with trans raiser? Hotter than Hunter but too old?
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>>215137322
The first nanosecond I see this pic my jew radar sees that little rat ear below the eyeline.
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>>215137322
For this movie to never have been made.
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>>215139662
The females clearly being killed on the spot bothered me. It's no longer the eternal torture dimension, it's the spooky chain killing dimension.
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>>215139662
You forgot:
>Pinhead played by a tranny
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Finally saw this a couple weeks ago.
The drama between the MC and her fanny-bandit brother was unearned and dragged on. Julia had already seduced her second victim in the time it took anything to really happen in this shit show.
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>>215140872
Jews look a lot similar to negros skull wise
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>>215141092
UOOOOOHHHH
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>>215139662
Counter point:
>the entire plot is the woman drug junkie's fault, her dumb junkie ways led to her brother getting killed
>meanwhile movie 1 was due to a kinky yt man being too damn kinky and the main character is just a girl trying to survive
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>>215142527
When we finally stopped getting just teases when Horrorporn put out that short with Angel Wicky.
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>>215137322
And I pray, oh my God do I pray
I pray every single day for RRRREVOLUTION
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>>215138175
>bad guy's wound gets slowly and painfully healed
>put another hole in the exact some spot 2 seconds later
Laughed like a retard.
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The main chick in that movie was so fucking ugly, she looks like a muppet.
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How could you even make a good movie out of the hellraiser stuff? Cenobites are kind of boring, but all the movie stories that don't focus on them seem like television episodes.
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>>215137322
TND
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>>215137322
I dunno
some chicken or a pizza or somethin
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>>215142883
Cenobites got lame when they turned them into just demons.
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>>215142883
Gothic detective movie. Cenobites are best when they're antagonistic entities that sort of play a background role.
What you absolutely don't do is try to turn it into a slasher move and make the puzzle a weapon like that nu-slop did.
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>>215143180
So combine it with Lord of Illusions?
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>>215143208
Could do.
I was thinking something more in the tone of True Detective where the detectives are following a trail of gruesome murders leading them to a serial killer who has a acquired the lament configuration. With it building up to the cenobites as some cosmic demonic horror, which I feel is very popular right now with shit like Bring Her Back, Longlegs, etc.
Or just make it straight noir and make it a Lovecraft style detective story.
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>>215143180
>>215143288
It feels like they've already been tried that with Inferno and Deader and that whole thing with the serial killer (who was secretly backed by an angel and not the Cenobites or the Hell bureaucracy) in Judgment.
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>>215143363
Yeah but they could do it good instead this time.
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>>215142883
Stop using the ugly blue filter for starters.
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>>215137322
I wish for a turkey sandwich—on rye bread—with lettuce and mustard, and, AND, I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises! You got it?!



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