“Cowabunga… Cow-a-FUCKIN' PIECE OF DOGSHIT! This game is diarrhea comin' outta my dick! This game is as appealing as a fuckin' ooze-infested dirty fuckin' sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls! This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fuckin' yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, IT FUCKIN' BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT… and I don't like it.”
>>215139325me playing cyberpunk
This Gnigga Gnomes
>>215139325(Lemme help you out OP)So how about the AVGN movie? The one that is a film and is something we can talk about here on the /tv/ board.
i get it now
>>215139325my virgin ears
>>215139481he really is special but I love that lil goofball. >I should probably explain my ending for the plebs>its open to interpretation! >the ending is up to you!
Based mikehttps://litter.catbox.moe/5z0e8w.mp4
Did he plagarise this hallowed ween?
>>215139325Can someone explain what's up with those Cinemasssacre truth people I tried to figure out what their deal is but they seem unreasonably mad at this dude even if he just produces slop now
>>215139325>Millennials pissed themselves laughing at thisWhat obscene filth. Then he put this up on Youtube, a children's video hosting platform, and you degenerates still lap it up. Everyone ITT needs to find God.
>>215139755I’ll never really gotten it either, he’s said some dumb things but it would never be enough to be an lolcow, he has a wife and kids and the quality of the episodes went down, that’s normal. Don’t really get why it mind broke so many nerds
>>215139481Start doing this
>>215139923Not one of them but his excuses for not producing content are very bizarre. That era with ScreenWave or whatever it was called was also very strange.
>>215139923I thought it was some excessively ironic form of reddit humor but they seem sincerely obsessed with him and cant seem to understand why he doesnt care what they think. Which makes him based and them seethe.
>>215139923Yeah like there's plenty worse sloptubers but those fags act like James raped and killed their dog.
>>215139755I imagine at one point there were people there who were there out of some kind of passion and had some things to say about what was going on with Cinemassacre, enough creativity at least to create the culture and jokes. But eventually they got replaced by a more numerous species of people who don't have the wit, and enjoy the ability to fit in somewhere by just spamming "5:40" over and over. Sort of like 4chan, except due to the nature of reddit there's no salvaging it once the masses start downvoting anything that goes against the direction of the herd.
>>215140111>Linkara was right from the start
>>215139325The Friday the 13th episode actually used to kind of give me the creeps because of the music.
Can his hair be saved at this point?
>>215139481gnomepill me on gnome cave
>>215140669people age and go balddeal with it
>>215140345The Halloween episode where he's babysitting the kids always felt kind of weird
>>215139325Facts about Cinemassacre>Mike invented AVGN and James lies that he created the character saying "he's based on his old boss">Bootsy is a manlet and his anti-trump rants is the reason why he was fired (mike voted for trump)>James Rolfe is a literal retard that thinks he invented indie filmmaking, came up with Toy Story and talked to Spielberg on AOL>Mike edited basically every video on Cinemassacre and responsible for every good video on the channel>Mike is worth millions while James almost has no money>Mike has a hot girlfriend while James has bitch of a wife that controls himtldr mike is BASED
>>215139997It is called autism, quite common on the internet and doubly so on reddit. It leads to weird and obsessive behaviour.
>>215139481Why does he do an explanation video for everything he makes
>>215140669A really good and expensive transplant could do it, as in the kind that Hollywood celebs get and then deny that they got it for the rest of their lives. He clearly doesn't give a shit though, if he wanted to do something about it he already would have.
>>215140669>man in his mid 40s is losing hairCrazy how he didn’t stay the exact same as those videos 20 years ago
>>215139902It was a different time.
So what do we think of 'Gnome Cave'?
>>215141457Hi Mike
>>215139902https://youtu.be/ngFGD3hn0P4everyone here found god
>>215141226It was the dragon of his dreams all along
>>215141457James made the first three avgn episodes without any involvement from mike, but after that they continued building the character togheter.
>>215139755They are mad at him because he has wife & kids and that he wants to focus on them instead of yelling diarrea buffalo shit.Plus the couple of new avgn videos i have seen arent even that bad.
>>215141588You get the irony here, right?
>>215139325was this faggot the one who ushered in gay zoomer eceleb slop?
