Y'all have no taste

What would it take to make a South Park character fuckable for you?

>>215143573
I'll never understand people who jack off to cartoons. Something is really wrong in your head.

>>215144449
Like you haven't

bump

Rednecks are a turn off for me.
She's an exception

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>>215144449
God I wish this was me. I am insanely infatuated with Cartman's mom to the point it is ruining my life. Like I would do nothing productive and just think about her all day long.

>>215146015
Think about what, exactly?

>>215146141
Everything, from sex to fetishes to cuddling (though mostly cuddling). I want her squeeze me against her chest and call me "sweetie" while a mix of floral perfume, body wash and sweat emanating from her fills my nostrils as she kisses my forehead, leaving a bright red lipstick mark.

>>215146404
I personally think of much worse, but you do you

>>215146604
Like braps for example?

>>215146858
yes

>>215146912
Me too. I wonder if Liane's are silent but deadly.

>>215147079
They're definitely worse than Cartman, that's for sure

>>215147320
Making Liane fart in just one episode and not having her do that ever again is the biggest blue ball Trey has ever done.

>>215147622
Trey and Matt should have the moms fart more. A good portion of their fanbase are degenerates, so it wouldn't hurt

>>215147732
Fuck it, they should just make a gooner bait episode. That'll get butts in the seats

On a related note, which South Park woman is hottest?
One offs are included, so the Panderverse versions count

>>215148234
Liane

>>215148605
For me, it's Sheila, though Carol's a close second

>>215148664
Sharon would have been up there if it weren't for her naggy personality

>>215149229
It's not that she's a nag, but that compared to a former slut, an alcoholic and a Karen, Sharon doesn't have much to her.

What wacky trait should they give Sharon to make her more interesting?
I'd say make her subtly manipulative, like in Sickofancy

>>215150184
Honestly, make her a bit crazy like in the older seasons when she thought Stan was a murderer and after finding corpses in his room and started burying him.

BASKIN ROBERTS FUND TRUST BAND

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>>215147079
holy samefag

>>215150365
Everything he says about baskinbros is a deflection

>>215150304
That was just 1 episode and the adults in general weren't distinct and more of a hivemind of stupidity at the time.
Now... well, they're more distinct but still a hivemind.

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>>215150384
Dude, can you fuck off? I only tolerated you because there was a pedophile spamming the boards. Now, you're the most annoying person here again.

>>215150405
What's the problem with you? Jealous of the fact that roberts rocks? You can't tell me you don't enjoy the banter even a little bit. Surely it spices up the thread that otherwise would have just been you talking to yourself about farts.

Randy did a good job putting Sharon's mouth to work in the Broadway episode
>>215150691
Dude, you're fucking annoying and the only reason I tolerated you for about 3 days was because there was a pedophile spamming.

This artist makes fart porn and that art you posted probably has a fart alt.

>>215150719
You think I don't know that already?

>>215150719
thats hot or it would be if this character didnt suck

>>215150798
What's wrong with Carol?

>>215150712
Why the fuck do you keep brining up the lazy town guy? He's you, isn't he? You always mention him, and you both have similar posting patterns. He also mentioned hating baskin roberts in one of his threads. You're the same person.

>>215150879
Carol Baskin?

>>215150881
What backwards logic is that? I mentioned the lazy town guy because he was spamming threads for 3 days saying how much he wanted to fuck a minor. You couldn't look at the catalog without seeing 5+ threads of his lustful bullshit

>>215150879
i havent watched south park in 10 years but she was annoying and a minor nobody character

>>215150946
She's a minor nobody, I agree, but I don't think she's all that annoying

>>215150921
Why are you so obsessed with him? It's not like you are any different from him. We've already mathematically proved that you are equal to him. You are attracted to the 8 year old south park girls. Cartoon isn't as bad as real girls, so at that point you are half as bad as him. But once you add farts to the equation it makes you equal to him. I haven't seen him (or you) post any theads about stephanie's farts yet.

Now that we have that cleared up, please direct your attention here:

Baskin Roberts!
JigC rocks!
Trust Fund!
Cram Band!
Kek, it's kino!

>>215151157
That math doesn't add up. No matter what fetish, I think we can all agree that lewding a real life girl is infinitely worse than lewding a cartoon one

>>215143573
Looking at r34 South Park is disturbing.

>>215151360
AI South Park r34 is worse

I wanna date Carol, relax with her brapping casually, then ruin Stuart's marriage by fucking her brains out