when he tells me about his plex library
when he pulls up putlocker
Do women's clothes really fall off when you pull out the HDMI cable?
>watchmovies.com
>when he opens Jellyfin
>>215145599>when they see me pull up vlc
>>215146295>vlcICK>MPC-HCsexo
>>215145599
>when he pulls up Javlibrary
>When he spends all day in his underwear eating Cheetos downloading and watching porn , jerking off, is a NEET , and lives in his mom's basement
>>215145599>when he searches "*title* full movie" on YouTube
>when we watch The Last Samurai and the white guy ends with the japanese widow
>when he pulls out the crisco
>when he asks you to rewatch Euphoria
>>215145599What do big natural tits feel likeSaggy but not too saggyno le bags of sand answer I want to know what it FEELS like, the FEELING
>>215146860Is this really a woman.
>>215146887You're not gonna like this, but it depends. I'm only familiar with my cousin's knockers, but they're more on the fatty side: soft. Hers were usually colder than my hands, and squeezing or sucking on em felt like pressing on a water bed or the feeling of a fat fuckin love handle. Her nipples were fuckin scaly from how much her fujo ass scratched em tho.There's also nerve-dense ones, but I can't speak on that. They prolly get mastectomized more often, if I had to guess.
>>215146887It feels like literally every other part of a human body including the clitorus
>when its movie night and he chooses Sorcerer
>>215145599Fuck you for making me have to search for the full image but damn, those are some impressive tits.
>when he quotes The Dark Knight Rises in an unrelated spam thread>>215145599>>215147391Melinda Windsor for those wondering.What I find interesting is that they lightened her nipples for publication.
>>215146132Of course a lil azn be doing this baka
>>215146913No you idiot
Girls don't actually do this btw
>Play Mafia 3>Find her Playboy centerfold>Have to pause the game to fap
>>215146913No, it's a male child molester that is bankrolled by Twitch.
>he fires up kissanime.ru and toggles the series titles to original japanese
>>215146887It feels nice man. Just get yourself a girl with big natural tits. Telling you what the feel like isn't going to help you in any appreciable manner.
>>215147317>I'm only familiar with my cousin's knockers>Her nipples were fuckin scaly from how much her fujo ass scratched em tho.
>>215147738True. They usually don't give a shit at all either way. Only morons that think they have to "win" a girl over think that something as mundane as how you watch movies will make all the difference.
>>215147938Torpedo tits.
>>215147938You're looking at an edited photo you fucking tard, just look at those nipple color.
>>215147982She can sink my battleship any day, if you know what I mean.
>>215148024Not saying it's not edited, but I had a gf with nipples like that.
>>215147938milk truck arrive
>>215147938That's literally a full blown airbrushed photo my man. She would look the same as any other hucow of today if you have a raw unfiltered photo of her.
>>215147938https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playboy#Rabbit_logo>The rabbit, the bunny, in America has a sexual meaning; and I chose it because it's a fresh animal, shy, vivacious, jumping - sexy. First it smells you then it escapes, then it comes back, and you feel like caressing it, playing with it. A girl resembles a bunny. Joyful, joking. Consider the girl we made popular: the Playmate of the Month. She is never sophisticated, a girl you cannot really have. She is a young, healthy, simple girl - the girl next door ... we are not interested in the mysterious, difficult woman, the femme fatale, who wears elegant underwear, with lace, and she is sad, and somehow mentally filthy. The Playboy girl has no lace, no underwear, she is naked, well washed with soap and water, and she is happy.
>>215148114>Tatiana I want you clean yourself. Then I will enter you. And will it last as long or short as I see fit. But you will be clean. Only when you are clean will you know my power.
>>215145599I will never have sex, I will never have a girl interested in me, I will never feel the warm body of a woman as she caresses me, I will never know what a woman actually smells like, I will never have a girl look straight into my eyes while saying she loves me and wants to spend her life with meWhy? Because I'm an ugly chuddy loser and I've accepted my fate already
>>215148173NOBODY CARES YOU WHINY FUCK
>>215145599>plex>paying for piratingNigga, use jellyfin
>>215148024Guaranteed virgin.
>>215148067No, I don't believe you. I've seen to much to believe your simplistic, unqualified, inexperienced statement.
>>215147938Melinda Windsor, Playboy
>>215148173No one cares. You aren't even a statistic, you're an abstraction of an idea that is as fake and gay as all the others.
>>215148225Suit yourself bub.
>>215148173>will whine and complain>will do anything>except ask a woman out and shut the fuck upkys
>>215148173Wah wah wahSeek out Christ
>>215148298>lmfao bro just go through this humiliation ritualNo
>>215148309Using the words "humiliation ritual" doesn't absolve you of being a loser coward who will die alone and be unremembered by anyone.Youaretheonlyonewhomakesyourlifemiserable.Nobody did this to you but you.
>>215148319>bro just like become attractive or somethingFuck off>Nobody did this to youUmmm yeah they did
>>215147938>>215148226Which issue was this from? I didn't find it in the February 1966 issue.
>>215148309Let me guess, Spic Fuentes fan?
>>215148348>>bro just like become attractive or somethingThis, but unironically.
>>215148348Ok have fun being miserable every second of your life until you die alone and forgotten when you could stop the next 30 years of misery VERY easily with just the tiniest bit of effort (you'll probably die very young from stress and pain).Reminder, no one did this to you. You're killing yourself and you're a joke, a true waste of flesh and no one will ever remember you exist or they had this conversation with you. Sad, pathetic, loser who has nothing because he's a weak frightened infantile coward. Womp womp!
>thread about HDMI chads devolves into /r9k/ pity/spite party
>>215148413Where?I see one irrelevant faggot whining about being a loser who chooses to die alone because he's a pathetic coward, and zero people pitying him.
>>215148413And you didn’t see that coming a mile away?
>>215148309Get a gun and go shoot up a school you fucking tranny
>>215148438>zero people pitying him.Other than himself.
>>215148479Based quibbler
>>215145599>Yandex.com>Movie name (year) stream free
>Fire up Limewire>DBZ Episode 100 Goku Super Sayian 5 Transformation R@ygold SOAD Legend of Zelda Linkin Park Limp Bizkit Metallica.exe
>>215148611This anon has had sex before I can tell.
>Jackettiykyk
>>215147371Sorcerer is high kino. I will accept no slander.
>>215148611>computer combusts and you get to sit around it like a fireplace and be all cozy and romantic with herSmart.
>>215148724I hate when people use titles like "Sorcerer" or "Barbarian" for films and it's not a hot greased up 80s babe and beefcake sword and sandals flick
>>215148821This. I watched Sorceror expecting it to help me with my wizard skills and it ended up being a movie about a bunch of fags driving a truck. I turned it off immediately after the credits ended.
>>215148173You deserved this suffering and misery because of your own choices. Coward.
>>215147317I agree with this guy, most natural huge tits are actually not firm and not that nice to squeeze
>>215148945>tits are only fun to squeeze if they're firmWhat a fucking ridiculous thing to say.
I punch brest of woman in my village because she flaunt them open in air like melon for sale. It feel weighty on fist like scrotum of horned bull.
>>215148945The internet ruined your life.
>>215148945Nothing better in life than a huge set of tits grazing your face as they ride you.
>>215149012god i have seen what you have done for others...
>>215148928Wrong
>>215146913no, its the most masculine Bri'ish man
>>215149202You want big titties? Just eat more bro. You should see the size of my tits, you would be mirin. My mom even has to put powder on them so I don't get rashes when she props me up to game.
>>215146913can't you see what it is by looking at its goblin ass face
>>215149681Have you seen most British women now bro? That a 9/10 English Rose compared to most of what I see out at the club on a Saturday and most of those have a twat.
>>215146779She's qt af.
>>215149813>British women>brot. rajesh
>>215148945Listen to this guy so I can have the hucow to myself
>>215150283Wrong. I'm homegrown Nigel as fuck.
>>215145976They actually out on a burka
>>215148173literally me. Normoids who replied need to return to reddit
>>215150723>>>/reddit9k/ faggot
>>215145976I usually have to whip them with it a few times.
>>215146195
>>215146860it's genuinely disturbing how the "haha a subber paid me to wear a dress on stream" prank has turned out
>>215150723They're also seething at the fact that guys like us exist, no idea why
>>215151646>people still think it all went down like this because someone dared xerretarded
>>215151767Because no one wants to hear your faggy sob story outside of the board that was literally created for them and fags like you. This isn't your blog faggot. This is literally you right now.
>>215148611>R@ygoldHmm
>>215146779>>when he searches "*title* full movie" on YouTube*with Hindi subtitles
>>215147544>lightenedStill look heavy.
>>215152006crazy to think how many boomers/gen x died thinking that was the peak
>>215150723/r9k/ isn't whole of 4chan, retard.
>>215148611Don't you fucking post it.
>>215152301I'm gonna post it.
>>215152785>I'm gonna post it.
>>215152785
