I'm writing a script for a Chris Chan TV show. I'm going to pitch it to Netflix. Who should play Chris Chan? I'm thinking Jonah Hill or Danny DeVito.
Joshua Connor Moon
>>215146133Trey Parker
Chris raped his mom over 4 years ago and hasn't been interesting since. His board should be moved to Lolcows of History
>>215146133John Kruk
>>215146138I’ve suspected that Jersh has gender dysphoria just like Chris, and that’s why he gunt guarded him for so long.
>>215146281Josh is weirder and more fucked up than Chris, he's just better at hiding it from everyone
>>215146133No one will produce a TV show about an autistic guy who got gang stalked and bullied into being trans and schizophrenic>>215146153Never convicted of rape, only incest. Barb wouldn't cooperate with the investigation
>>215146457Just because he was never convicted of rape, does not mean he's not a rapist.
>>215146133Daniel Day Lewis
>>215146148Genuinely good casting if he was younger
>>215146133Pitch a daniel larson film
>>215146153it was a complete lie, he was her care-giver, its 100% normal that he had to touch barb' genital to clean them , people need to get over with that old story, thats why he was never found guilty of anything, it was all a lie by the glasses girl that eat cat feces on camera footage
Paul Dano as Chris and John Cusack as Liquid Chris
>>215146281He definitely has some weird paranoia about trannies that suggest that he might be repressing something. He treats trannies like they're the mob.
>>215146521>DDL gains massive amounts of weight>spends months going through all the videos of Chris to perfectly emulate his voice>recreates the entirety of the Sonichu comics by handWhat else would he do to prepare for the role?
>Kiwitard uncreatively pitches his autistic obsession project to /tv/tardsAt least you know your audience
DOYOU REALISE
Don't do it
>>215147198Really don't do it for a third or even fourth time especially not in the morning on a weekday when the janny is not here
report eceleb threads as off topic
>a challenger appearsAndrew ditch makes Chris chan look functional
>>215149040>dad, i'm not gonna lie I did always enjoy the feeling of poo on my hand
>>215148763No I played his shows on a TV in my house, it's on topic now