>Well hey hey, look who it is!>My ol' buddy Anon, finally back at the Kinoplex>How you doin' young buck?>One ticket for "Garfield" and an Extra-Medium bucket of crab legs, I presume?>That'll be $114.56 plus ti->What's that, Anon?>You just need to borrow a spare HDMI cord and then you'll be on your way home to enjoy your kino?>*sigh*>I think I have one here somewhere...>Come on, Anon, we can have fun here too>I'll waive the No-Singles policy>I'll even look the other way if you want to smuggle in a fifth of vodka and a meatball sub>You can just throw the trash on the floor, I'll clean it up!>Remember how I used to imprison you in the Popcorn Mines for that?>Ha ha it'll be just like old times>No, please don't go home and watch a movie on your couch for free>Just... just at least play an arcade game here in the lobby>You don't need that VR set or your fancy Xbox>You've got the ol' "Passion of the Christ" pinball machine here>Just $3.00 per game>Even kept it plugged in all these years so you wouldn't lose your high score, heh-heh>Please don't go Anon...>P-Please...
Sorry Robert, it's China town
>>215147121>You've got the ol' "Passion of the Christ" pinball machine hereJej'd
I genuinely don't get these threads, I've been to lots of cinemas in the US and have never>Seen crab legs offered>Paid extortionate amounts (Or at least the amounts in these threads)>Seen a 'no singles policy' more than once>Had any falcons on site (Most have no pet policies)
>>215148454At least you've seen a Robert. All that other stuff is mainly a thing in the European market.
>>215148454doofus
>>215148454You've actually seen a 'no singles policy' irl?
>>215148454>his kinotorium doesnt offer crab legsthe absolute state of country bumpkins
>>215148454They're mostly just for fun, because they never seem to care that the whole point of going to a movie theater is being part of a shared social and cultural experience
Robert, the kinogoats broke the gate and got loose again.
