"There’s a scene [in Bucking Fastard] where my leading actor, Orlando Bloom, and the two sisters — who are very similar, they speak and move in unison — have a love affair with a neighbour in a garden shed … and, of course, Orlando is naked; you see him up from the waist, and the two girls have nightgowns on. So what do you do? And I spoke to Rooney and Kate Mara, I said, “How do we handle it?” and they said to me, ‘Stay out of it; we know how to handle it.’ And I said, ‘Of course, the intimacy coordinator is going to stay out of it as well, but we’ll have to pretend you’re shooting something else on that day." https://headstuff.org/entertainment/film/werner-herzog-to-hell-with-the-stunt-coordinator-screen-ireland/
The DEI mafia ain't gonna like this
>>215147134Herzog you crazy sonnova bitch they'll eat Orlando alive
Wait Herzog has a new fiction film coming up? Based
>mfw
>>215147134Based Werner
>>215147134Plrase give us Mara sisters nudity Werner
>>215147767>Orlando Bloom climbs into bed with the Mara sisters to engage in a sexual act. For some reason you are now reading this in my voice.>But why?
>>215147167Lucky. I wish they would vore me.
>>215147134>How do we handle it?” and they said to me, ‘Stay out of it; we know how to handle it.’ And I said, ‘Of course, because... she monke. She is sex monke."
>>215147134 >"Because she monkey" - Werner Herzog when asked why he prefers Kate to Rooney. "Rooney may be prettier and a better actress, but Kate... she monkey"
>>215147929Lmao
Monke?
Bloom def poped a boner during the scene
The Mara sisters are fags?
>>215148764Huh?
>>215148902Qui?
>>215149007>>215148902>>215148764Oui.
>>215148617That guy in A Teacher had his boner brush up against Kate's ass in their sex scene
>>215148473
is he going to go>NOOOO DON'T SUCK MY COCK
>>215147147Is this a bot?
>>215147134Nice
>>215147134>And, of course, Orlando is naked; you see him up from the waist, and the two girls have nightgowns on.And of course, I've already seen everything.
>>215147134So they know how to handle intimate lesbian incest scenes because they've done it before? Or what does that mean?
>>215147134Love them
>>215147134>ywn have a sexual escapade with the monke twins narrated by HerzogWhy even live?
>>215147134There's literally no women nudity in the movie yet they are billing it like it is, why not just have them nude instead of all this lying?
>>215149187Yep. First post on shill threads is always the bot trying to prevent people from hijacking the first comment
>Stay out of it; we know how to handle it
Orlando Bloom making pure kino, vanishing for decades and then coming back to make garbage softcore porn is pretty fucking disappointing honestly.
>>215151034How do you know?
>>215150501Yes
>>215147134I don’t blame director for wanting an intimacy coordinator. They don’t want to get their career ruined later on by past the wall actress making accusation. Look what’s going on with best director and Blake Lively. He was smart to atleast video tape shit or he’d been fucked. Real soon going to have AI body doubles
>>215154373AI body doubles gonna take over nudity
