>"Forget it, kid. Get out and save yourself.">>"I’m not leaving you behind, sir!"
> Dog hides eyes with paw
>women and children first, son>but I'm a man now dad, I wear trousers
>Well, THAT didn't work! What's Plan B?>That WAS Plan B!>Shit! Well, what's Plan C?>...This.>*deuteragonist whips out cock*
>>215147267>You just couldn't leave it alone, could you?
>>215147267name 3
>>215147267>gets subverted and kid is unceremoniously headshotted while sir is able to crawl to safety I’ve seen this but can’t remember where
>protagonist is late for work>steps on a toy car with a sweater half-way over his head>crashes into the living room shelf off-screen
HES GONE MAN WE GOTTA GO
>>215147684>cat meows >cow moos>old timey car horn sound>monkey noises
test
>>215147684>somehow rides it out the door, down the street, and onto the freeway while Flight of the Bumblebee plays>arrives at work early and gets a promotion
>>215148131Why am I laughing at this
THAT'S AN ORDER SOLIDER
>>215147267>grandma starts raping
>>215147618>Ok, I'll leave it alone
