holy KINO
DEEPEST BLUEST
>>215150759A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME
Not enough sexy white bitches getting eaten these days
>>215150824A real shame.
>>215150759Second best shark movie of all time.
Have you guys ever considered, that you're possessed by a demon, that's why you enjoy watching people suffer.
>>215150909how can i expel the demon?
>>215150909Will considering that increase my ability to find ?/f hard vore scenes in movies?
>>215150897Correct. Pic is best of all time.
>>215150822BUY MY BEERYES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL
>>215150897
i dont know why but i really like that ll cool j survives
>>215150759reminder new ultimate sharkino releases TODAY
>>215150759How would you even beat an actual meg (size of an aircraft carrier)? Submarine? Send a giant squid to fight it?
>>215150759The gay kid at school spoiled the ending for me back then, fuck I hated that faggot
>>215151052Garbage shit
>>215150957I don't know. I've tried watching documentaries on the matter, and they all say, you have to get the demon to admit it's name. I wonder if that works for you as a man, admitting things like, lust, greed, or voyeurism. I don't see how it could hurt, unless you took it to such an extreme that you felt guilty to such a degree that you began to hate yourself.
>>215151190Oops, I forgot to append an image to the end of my correspondence to adhere to the rules of this here forum, considering it's an imageboard, and not red*it.
One of the better shark movies.
>>215151249>>215150759I think this was the movie that awakened my fetish of hot girls getting brutally eaten by beasts/monsters.
>>215150803>My hat is like a shark's finWhat did he mean by this?
>you ate my dubs
>>215150759I love how it ends with the women getting eaten and the protag and the blackbro survive and crack jokes. Fuck whores lmao
>>215151148You hated him because he was gay or because he spoiled the movie?
>>215150759The thumbnail made me think the person was wearing an Akatsuki cloak
>>215151434wow thanks for the spoilers asshole
>>215151434From what I read that was a last minute change in the script because test audiences disliked her character. Not sure how true that is though I read that years ago
>>2151511471 torpedo
>>215151518would depth charges work?
this movie was really unsettling
>>215151561They used real sharks in that one. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/open-water-sharks-fear-real
>>215150759most boring movie ive ever seen
>>215151434>Blackbro recorded a video message saying “If you find this, I’m dead.”>Survives anywayFucking based.
>>215150802>oh, stellan stargård was in it>check the cast>michael rapaport was in it toowhat the fuck
The movie ost is GOAT
>>215151561The true story it's based on is unsettling, the movie is fucking shit.
>>215150909A saved Christian man can't be possessed. Checkmate satan
>>215151561No.
>>215151802I double that. There's that heroic leitmotiff appearing several times that literally burns into your brain. It plays when the mc shots the shark with harpoon near the end. You would know what I mean if you ever actually watched the movie. I first watched it as a kid/teen in the early 2000s on tv. The fast internet would appear only several years later. And I remember desperately wanting to have the movie on some sort of physical medium just to listen to this theme again.
>>215150759This terrified me as a child, though watching it now it makes me laugh
>>215152031
>>215152176>"He's right behind me, right?"
>>215151249Definitely one of the most creative ways to get a hot girl in a movie to take her clothes off.Also I vaguely remember hearing that they deliberately wrote it so the three sharks were killed in the same fashion as the sharks were killed in Jaws, Jaws 2, Jaws 3.That one is #2 so she electrocutes it as per Jaws 2.Just a pity they had to kill the character. If it really was because of the test audience reaction then screw the test audience. She was the only admirable character in the film. She wanted to get shit done and was prepared to do what it took.She should have been the sole survivor. Everyone else deserved to be eaten.
>>215151343Ahahahaha that's great GO SHARKWhy can't we have just one (1) film where a shark is portrayed sympathetically?
>>215151292Big whoop you gonna HRT about it
>>215152380>Just a pity they had to kill the characterWrong faggot, it's one of the things that makes the movie interesting
>>215152380>reddit typing>reddit opinionShe caused the entire movie and led to the deaths of a bunch of people, sacrificing herself was the only admirable thing she ever did. It proved women are not immune to the consequences of their actions. Besides the revised ending temporarily ended racism.>I'm going back to the ghetto>Amen>*rap music plays*Pure kinography
>>215150759yes and actually yesgreat fun - totally underrated and absolutely recommended by me
>>215151561I only saw the sequel
>>215150759More films would benefit from killing off the female lead when test audiences don't like her. Video games would, too.
>>215150824Just watch the news, they get stabbed on trains all the time.
>>215151147attack him from shallow water or landthe moment you play at their level youre fucked>>215152497>the guy that keeps saving everyone survives>also the devout christian cooklol
>>215150957Through ejaculation. I will assist by massaging your prostate.
>>215151249Saffron deez nuts.
>>215151280>Football team loses a match>Shark wives in england be like:
>>215151052absolute kino
>>215152590>temporarily ended racism.It came back, r-right?
>>215152933What's really scary about a lot of these videos is how opaque the water seems to be. A gigantic monster can appear suddenly two feet away. You don't get any warning.
>>215152590>/tv/ typing>0 (ZERO) actual ideas>angloid (English Only Language)I'll be back
>>215152329Dumb fish
>>215153046I was wondering if you could train a shark to eat black people, like the guy who trained his dog to bark at them. But black people don't go in the water so the effort-reward ratio would be low.Also sharks don't socialize much so even if you did manage to train ONE shark, it would not pass on its knowledge to others. All in all, probably not worth it.
>>215152380*Kill* *more* *females* *in* *film*
>>215153149I bet you could do it with orcas. Niggers probably taste as bad as they smell, so I don't know that it would be ethical to inflict that kind of suffering on a sentient living being.
>>215153049It is pretty scary and I'd shit myself if I was the diver there, but that's actually safer than you'd think. Sharks, especially great whites, typically hunt by striking from below at their prey that is on the surface. If you're deep below the surface they are less likely to identify you as food.
>>215153149Hey now, any effort toward TND is a noble one.
>>215153161more like eat more females, emiright
>>215151147Cultivate your killing intent until you can slay it with a mere glance
>>215153208>feed niggers to sharks, slice niggers with a katana, roundhouse kick a nigger into the pavement...
>>215150759Beautiful, white woman being killed at the end sucked.
>>215153196Yeah that's why surfers are often attacked, because they look quite a bit like seals (sharks' natural prey) swimming along on the surface.Seals have it tough. Imagine being one of the primary food sources for:a) Great white sharksb) Killer whales
>>215151561I remember being really into sharks as a kid and of course there are like 2 good shark movies so I was extremely hyped for this movie. My dad rented it for me on a Friday night and we watched it together and both of us were incredibly disappointed. He even apologized to me kek
>>215153233The reason I disliked the end was that the woman was so obviously being set up as the villain for all the predictable and annoying reasons (white person with self-discipline and work ethic, plus of course the vague Nazi connotations of messing around with gene splicing).If it had been straightforward "careerist bitch should have stayed in the kitchen" I would have been less annoyed, but it wasn't that. A subtle distinction but an important one.
>>215150759This movie is the only other movie that feels like Jurassic Park.
>>215151434>>215151507Renny Harlin: At the test screening, as you might remember, the audience was really with the movie and when Sam Jackson gets eaten, the audience was screaming and laughing and we thought, okay, it’s a home run. When it came to the last seven minutes of the film, all of a sudden it just fell flat like a pancake and people kind of hated it. We were like, what the hell happened?It just shows how sometimes you can be clueless and you’re so deep in the project that you can’t read the audience’s mind. Basically what had happened was that the audience felt so deeply that the scientist character, the woman who was behind the whole experiment with the sharks, that it was all her fault. In their minds, she was the bad guy and in our minds, she was the heroine and we thought saving her was the key. Basically, we had test cards that said, “Kill the bitch.” It was an amazing revelation.I remember us all sitting down and going, “Holy shit, we are in trouble. How do we fix this?” It was my idea, I said, “Okay, we don’t have time for a big reshoot but I have an idea. When she falls in the water, what if she doesn’t survive. She gets eaten by the sharks and L.L. Cool J is the hero. Everybody likes him, and Thomas Jane.” We did a one-day reshoot at Universal Studios’ tank and it was a really simple shoot we did in order to change the ending of it. We did some CG work on the sharks and stuff like that, but it was a super fast fix and it saved the movie because the audience got what they wanted. It just goes to show that no matter how smart we think we are, it’s the audience who will tell us how it’s really supposed to be.
>>215151118how do you know it's ultimate sharkino if it releases today?
>>215152923You're either a disingenuous brown faggot or haven't watched many movies at all if you don't know the white female lead surviving the film isn't one of the most predictable movie tropes of all time
>>215150983kino>>215151052kinoer
>>215153794Burrows never looked hotter than this scene.
>>215153794based audience
>>215153794Lol white knight liberal writers making excuses for her just cuz female
>>215153196
This movie was pretty bad.
Sharks ruih the ocean for us, we would be swimming in them with a lot less fear if it wasn't for them. I think we should kill them all.
>>215154073Kino.
>>215150759>samma el daksum is a wealthy philanthropist singlehandedly funding the entire research operation and giving an entire crew's worth of otherwise unsavory and unqualified people a chance at a good job>flies in near the end of their first leg of experimentation to check in on things and finally introduce himself>they are all immediately hostile to him the moment they meet him>the lead even implicitly states to his face he'd like to see him get eaten by the sharks they're testing on>reminder: he is giving all of these ungrateful faggots a job with virtually no rules or oversight and the movie never once states the pay or benefits suck or he is in any way a shit boss
>>215154608yeah what a bunch of dicks
>>215153794this bitch just isn't that hot I'm sorry
>>215153798it has a very big shark fully built as practical effects which already puts it above basically any shark movie released nowadays
You'd think making a good shark movie would be easy. But somehow shark movies all suck.
>>215151751the cast is actually stacked>stellan skarsgard>tom jane>samuel jackson>michael rapaport (gets bitten in half so he makes the list)
>>215151561this movie is such a pleb filter. fantastic flick, the dread drips off the screen.>the part at the end where the camera briefly dips below the water a few times and it's a cloud of sharksterrifying
>>215152329Poor shark
hello
>>215154104Octopuses and killer whales eat them, they need each other to survive. Also sharks cannot be eaten because of the high mercury in their systems
>>215150759holy bullshiti rewatched it recently after many years and it's not that goodthe director is pretty meh really
More movies should end with a shark rap.
>>215154803Correct.Sharks are more limited than dinosaurs because people aren't going to be in the ocean as a general rule but there's still plenty of great shark movies not getting made.Take the USS Indianapolis for example. How they made a film as bad as they did about that is a mystery.
>>215154939>USS Indianapolisthe new Beast of War which releases today and has a huge practical shark is literally about that
>>215154962where's the shark
>>215154962is this that tennessee plant
Can sharks open doors though?
why does this faggot OP keep samefagging his thread about this shitty ass movie. get some fucking friends or kill yourself jfc
>>215150851>Under ParisThat was a fun one
>>215154995>>215155025sorry lads, wrong webm. thought that was the ocean from the thumbnail kek
>>215155042yes
>>215153794Rare case of test audiences getting something changed for the better.
>>215155042they've evolved for that
does anybody know the name of some shark movie where there's people in what looks to be a library or warehouse or some kind of setting with shelves, and a guy jumps for some light or vent, grabs it, and while swinging a shark jumps up and chomps him? i couldn't find shit about it and don't think i ever saved the webm
>>215155231Probably Bait 2012 which is set in a flooded supermarket
>>215155266oh fuck yeah that's it THANK YOU. i'm gonna watch that now
>>215155600
DEEP BEE BEE SEA
>>215150759I loved this when i was a kid.
>>215156061
>>215156659That's a big shark.
>>215156685>>215156685>>215156685>>215156685
>>215151343
>>215151446he was histrionic and unlikable even for the other two faggots in the school, spoiling the movie helped
>>215155070This is literally my worst nightmare. Poor guy, that must have been a terrifying death
>>215150759this cover always caught my eye at Blockbuster. Need more sharkinos with hot chicks >>215151561unsettling how >>215153794basedhow is this?
Are there any shark movies that are actually good? And I mean actually good, not "so bad it's good"-good.
>>215156997Deep Blue Sea, The Shallows, 47 Meters Down 2, Beast, Under Paris, Beast of WarUnless you're expecting them to be masterpieces the ones above are all fine
DEEPESTBLUESTMY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK'S FIN
>>215157310Which one would you say is the best out of the ones you listed?
>>215157350Deep Blue Sea is the best produced out of them Beast of War is great for the huge fully practical sharkBut if you're expecting masterpiece tier plots and dialogue in shark movies you really are in for a reality check
>>215155042>i see the hand every timestill a scary scene for me regardless
>still no Beast of War torrentit's fucking over sharkbros...
>>215157548Imagine if dinosaurs had evolved instead of us homos.
>>215157710What if they did and there's just no trace of their dinosaur civilization but they had cool things like dinosaur internet and dinosaur cars
>>2151507591. JAWS2. Deep Blue Sea3. JAWS 2--------------------------9001. EVERY OTHER SHARK MOVIE EVER EVEN CONVEIVED
>>215157762Jaws 2 should have killed more of the teens, just one death for that whole section is awfulboat death is kino though
>>215155070Holy shit. One of the actual worst ways to go.
>>215155070But Reddit told me sharks are chungus wholesome and we should breed them by the billion???
>>215155070>>215157847Literally 2 days ago I went down the shark attacks in USA rabbity holehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_shark_attacks_in_the_United_States>According to Jesuit priest Father Copley, an unknown English-born laborer went into the St. Mary's River, Maryland to cool off after a hot day, a reported "huge fish" came and killed him shortly after. ---circa 1640
>>215157894
>>215157894manatees are big dumb doofuses. They have no teeth or survival instinct and just derp around
>>215157922giwtwm
>Beast Of War 2025 1080p WEB-DL x264-RGB
>>215151147A group of orcas would beat a Meg. I would start there. kino would ensue
>>215151147just rotate the bitch lol
>>215157414ty
>>215153233She had it coming. The whole project was hubris on her end and she disregarded the dangers and kept secrets compromising both the security and safety of the entire operation.>>215154073I don't have the skills but some of these clips with a Skyrim "SNEAK INCREASED TO ___" pop up would be funny.
>>215151118i watched the first 30 minutes and got bored so i stopped watching it
>>215151561thats the one where the 2 people go on some scuba tour/trip and then get left behind cause the dumb shits counted the oxygen canisters wrong, correct?made me never want to go scuba ever, not that i ever wanted to before watching but still.one gets taken by a shark and the other gives up and drowns themselves right?
>>215151052Just have it chase you onto the beach. Then it's beached as, and pretty parched.
>>215151280Damn man I genuinely feel bad for it.
>>215158532I remember that, I forget the name but yeah they both die from being dumb.
>>215154095The fat slob is more concerned with the drone than the shark.
>>215157895I love these lists but they're too spooky ToT
>>215157975knowing they do this to scope you out and see if they can eat you is fucking haunting. to me something about this behavior elevates them beyond just a "big fish" - it's almost human
>>215151249Reminder that she was supposed to survive but the test audiences hated her so the director reshot the ending to kill her off for no reason.
Hand is like a shark's fin.
>>215159625what are they just going to fill the ocean with a billion sharks?
>>215159013>Producers hire a rapper/actor and get him to write a song, hoping for another Men in Black.>LL comes back with "Deepest, Bluest, my hand is like a shark's fin!"
>>215151052much better than the first. who would've thought ben wheatley was capable of such schlockino.
>>215152380She is responsible for most of the bad shit that happens in the movie. She owns up to it and is heroic, but I actually love the ending with Thomas Jane and LL Cool J being the survivors. It makes the movie unique and both of their characters were great.
>>215154736what is the movie called?
>>215160311Beast of War
>>215159983I thought his hat was like a shark fin???
>>215155125surprisingly good effects. what movie is that with coach?
>>215160470Creature 1998
>>215150992I say HOWS IT TASTE MOTHERFUCKER to myself almost every day.
>>215151147Punch it in the nose or go for it's eyes.
>>215154834What a retard.
>>215161131he's smiling
>>215158858sharks appeared on earth before trees did. sharks are elder-god-tier, along with spiders and crabs and crocs
>>215158359
>>215158176why did the shark roar
