what did Neytiri see in Jake really? Se hates humans, even humans that try to integrate into na'vi life
>>215151432RDA propaganda albeight
>>215151355Jake is very handsome.
>>215151875avatar 1 Jake that is, avatar 2 Jake got fat
>>215151355Neytiri really, really wants to be pinned down and fucked by an alien conqueror gigachad. She likes it when Jake wears human clothes and ties her up.
>>215152020Jake is NOT nor has he EVER BEEN fat!
>>215152427Keep Zoe Saldana away from the writing team
AAAAAAA The wait is killing me!
>>215152480the reason why she hates Spider is because he's a na'viboo which see finds incredibly cringe. She would be very turned on if Spider got a hair cut and wore human clothes
>>215152453he got soft. He needs to work out and Conanmaxx
>>215151355Jake is the chosen one of Eywa and Toruk Makto. He's pretty much the chaddest of all chads ever to be chadded.
>>215151355He impressed her with his level of cultural assimilation and costumes.
>>215152826Neytiri mated with him before that
>>215153022he was already Eywa's chosen at that point, had earned his normal Ikran, passed all their tests and became a man
>>215153172but all the na'vi men had done that as well
>>215153521None of the men have been chosen by Eywa to receive the blessing of her sprites and stay Neytiri's hand before killing Jake. Only the Giga-chad.
>>215153689is it really that easy to get a na'vi gf?
>>215153521they don't all get a personal crash course in what it means to be a na'vi by the princess of a clan
only impregnating Neyney three times in 16 years is a bit gay.
>>215154615Seriously. Samwise pumped 13 kids into his wife Rosie. Some "man" Jake turned out to be, can't even replace the killed Na'vi of the clan with those pathetic numbers.
>>215151355his seed gave birth to the chosen one (kiri)
Just Be White™ is a law that spans across this universe and all other universe, and applies to all biological species. Bluebois simply cannot compete. It's beyond fucking over.
>>215154854it literally didn't though
>>215154966i must be remembering differently
>>215151355She wished her offspring to be strong, and she witnessed the potency of the occupying humans, and subconsciously began to desire their strength. Basically she wanted be colonised at the deepest level.
>>215151355She knows what she must do when it’s time to get gagged. She taught Tuk well.
>>215152652I really hope we get this hair instead of the dreadlocks
>>215155515Dreads are permanent
>>215155021she's anakin skywalker, there was no father
>>215155533they can be combed out
>>215151355Her god literally told her to not kill him and to pay attention to him.
>>215154854>>215155021You are confusing with Tuktirey, a beautiful young woman, daughter of Jake and Neytiri.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-glub glub glub
>>215155567This is like if Jesus suddenly appeared and told all the women around that they should bang this dude, he's a good guy
Lo'ak will have so many fish babies soon
>>215155596>They visibly delight in one another's company
BHC (Big Human Cock)
>>215155596Eywa is just absorbing Human dna into her to make them a part of the natural ecosystem. Eywa's human analogues will arise and begin walking Pandora within the next few years. It's organic and pure.
>>215156575Man the pressure at just 5m is really uncomfortable for me, sounds like glass panes are shattering in my head
>>215157926No idea how it works but for me it's only half the time, sometimes I can go as deep as I want and other times it's unbearable, don't know.
>>215155596this shit is straight out of aquaman, wtf was Jim thinking?
>>215158035aquaman was kino
