actually it took all of the gods to beat the titans

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>>215152999
actually it's pronounced tit-uhns

>>215152999
But zeus is the strongest with the big dick thunder so he matters most

>>215152999
yah and Hera wasn't Hercules' mom wtf

>>215152999
Zeus was the one who instain Titan who eat their babbies because these babbies cannot frigth back?!

>film about greek mythology
>americans add blacks and soul music

>film about greek mythology
>no one gets raped

>film about greek mythology
>zeus is monogamous

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>>215153125

>movie is about greek mythology
>no muscled up, sweaty studs fucking each other in the ass

>film about greek mythology
>Hades and his goons are the only antagonists

>>215152999
Actually it was Prometheus who switched sides from Titans to Olympians. Then when Prometheus made us Zeus sperged out and tortured Prometheus and tried to flood the Earth to kill all humanity, Deucalion saved us with his ark. Sound familiar? Zeus is Yahweh.

>>215153934
comparing zeus to that canaanite goat fucker’s storm god is an insult

>>215153709
that's not greek myth tho
that's greek fact