>I've got the DA breathing down my ass
>>215154853>goddamn it, Johnson, you’re a loose cannon. The DA is slipping his thick wet tongue into my asshole because of you
I stuck a lot of things up my ass a lot between 2016-2018, don’t remember if I’ve done it since, if I did it was only once or twice, yeah I’m a gay virgin so what.
>>215154853You must have a huge ass if someone can breathe down it. Lay off the donuts.
>>215154853>Y-You ain't a queer now Chief, are ya?
what's with the rogue janny deleting frog threads?
>>215154853>I've got the DA rubbing my shoulders and breathing on my neck!
>>215155124He doesn't play by the rules but by God does he get results
>>215154853>I can feel the DA cumming on my back but it's a long shot
>>215154853>The DA is ass fucking me in my back pussy>I know it's a stretch but it's the only one we got
>>215154853>Johnson, you and the little stunt you pulled out got the DA doing a sigmoidoscopy in my ass
>listen rookie, the DA is spreading my cheeks and tongue punching me right on the brown starfish
I hope a cop movie parody one day has the police chief use more and more sailing jargon that progressively becomes more difficult to understand and conceptualise.>You're a loose cannon>Your crows nest's not staffed>Your jig's leaning left>This backstaying my pulpit of the situation
>You're a loose cannon and because of that the DA is tearing my meat asterisk apart>but damn, you give results!
>>215154853Ah. Sergeant Bukowski.Sir.I just got off the line with the D.A. He wanted your ass. I stood up for you, don’t ask me why. I told him no-one fucks my men in the ass but me.Thank you sir.Don’t thank me, goddammit. You’re dropping this investigation, and that’s an order.But sir, I know she’s hiding something. Something really big. If we could only —Bukowski, you’ve had four guys monitoring her round the clock for a month. You asked for the works and I gave you the works. Telephoto lenses. Drones. We even got one of those tech faggots to hack her laptop webcam. And what have we got?Well sir —Do you have anything at all? One single shred of solid evidence?Not yet sir, but I —If we go into court on another crazy hunch the god-damn ACLU will fill us so full of semen it will be coming out our noses. From now on I don’t want you within two blocks of Ms. Hendricks for any reason. Is that clear?But sir —I don’t care if she’s hiding Jimmy Hoffa and the Zodiac killer under that sweater, you LAY OFF, d’you hear me?
>>215155651kek
>God dammit Williams! You really screwed the pooch this time! The DA is making a nest deep in my ass! You're off the case! Also I'm going to need your badge and gun. Take some time off, go on a vacation, see some palm trees I don't care. Just get the hell out of my office.
Why are cops in American movies always Irish and racist and drunk?
>>215156272why did you repeat yourself?
IN THIS DEPARTMENT WE DO THINGS BY THE BOOK!
Sounds based. What's the movie you're all quoting?
I got the DA taking out my rags
>>215154853>I've got the DA handcuffed to my bed while I entertain him with shadow puppets.
>My AIPAC guy won't stand for it, Callahan!
>>215154853>I've got the DA2A breathing down my ass to the mouth.>>215156302>viz. The Kama Sutra>>215155651Time travel. The characters and environment are slowly regressing in police procedural genre eras, and that's the Mandela Effect mystery they have to solve.
>>215157413Every time they enter his office it has another maritime feature added. He gets an eyepatch, a hook hand...
>Rookie stands up to the chief>Heh. I like this kid. he's got balls
>>215156094Why do Indians love ChatGPT?
>>215157854because it speaks english better than they do
>>215157190wtf hahhhHhaahahaha
>>215157238>We can look the other way on brutality, corruption, hell, even evidence tampering! But if there's one thing we won't admit in this precinct, it's blatant antisemitism!>Chief, they were hauling kids 2 at a time into the van! >I don't want to hear it, Callahan! Here we do things by the Holy Book!
>>215156272Because when all cops in America fit that description it was a much nicer country.
*slams vanilla folder down on desk*
>>215155203lol'd
