Ferengi Edition>>215134078
star trek sex with shran
>>215156091
well?
>>215156170Changelings are the real jewish insert.
>The Trek booth at NYCC
>>215156223Poor Porthos
Quark is the greatest character in the history of Trek.
>>215156737meh not really. I feel like he has a similar complex like Worf has and I can't respect that
>>215156181Lol, I remember this scene from way back when I accidentally bought a bootleg set of DS9
>>215156737
>>215156223>If Porthos dies because of those dirty space bastards I'll stick torpedoes up their ass!
>>215156737Neelix is.
I've gone to the final frontier of the internet, and I bring back whatever the hell this is.
TOS over all has the best characters in Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty, Sulu and Chekov. If it had come out 30 years later when writers were more focus on character development and storyarcs instead of episodic structure, then there would be no debate.
>>215157213
>>215157215Based
my hopes for this episode just fell off a cliffoh well miri was not so bad and maybe this one will surprise me
>>215157402Child heavy episodes of TOS always make me uncomfortable because of the Lion's Den nature of 1960's Hollywood. Even Wheaton admits to getting molested from being a child actor.
A friendly reminder this Saturday is the big Star Trek presentation at NYCC. Updates on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy and the rest of the new Star Trek Universe.
>>215157525God, I wish I could beam excrement directly out of my body.
>>215157564>no tos and no ds9a strange choice but a pleasant one, i am glad my favorites are not as popular
>>215157525Riker would have blamed Q before Ronnie. Ronnie is Barclay tier who Will wouldn't even remember his face.And Q would do shit like leave cat poop in Geordi's bed so he would blame Spot and start screaming at Data.
a strange alien controlling children and planning mass killings, this episodes just got a great deal better
>>215157439Seems like a job for Uncle Neelix?
>>215157753dude that episode blows. don't cope.
>>215157753Dude wasn't even an actor, He was a Lawyer.
I don't think Star Trek can be good again until it tells all the queers to fuck off.
>>215157966star trek hasnt been right since sisko abandoned his pregnant wife
>>215157793acting is not hard.
>>215158003Duh, It's advanced pretend.
I don't know if I would call this episode kino but I really liked it. One i had forgotten about for sure. The way Kirk saved the day with videos dealing with the trauma of the death of the parents instead of a technical solution was great.
friendly reminder that trek news guy just gets all his shit from reddit
>Riker wishing it was his
Why does data need constant reminders that he is q robutt
holy shit the nog figure comes with multiple canes and a raktajino mug
yes yes yes don't stop
you need this
the full crew together in these uniforms is going to look so coolI can't wait to headswap the screaming geordi head onto other figures and do holodeck adventures with other lines
>>215159026i am amazed the makers actually know what a woman looks like and made her hips wider than her shoulders
>>215159026My God, those hand gestures are making me feel funny...
Could you please keep your shilling to one post?
>>215159041>>215159063These are honestly based af and the first action figures I've wanted to buy in a long time.
>>215159242>>215159069It's AI, idiots.
>>215156170as much as klingons are sinophobic
>>215159315well someone get a toy manufacturer on the phone and make them so I can give them money
>>215157793So what if he was a lawyer? "Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four." -Katharine Hepburn
>>215159318Aktshually, TOS Klingons would’ve been russophobic.
next year. Can it happen?
>>215159572nopewe live in the darkest of timelines
>>215150053Hey, that's me in these threads! You oldtrek geezer seethers try your best, but I repeatedly shoot down your trolling.
>>215159572god i hope so
>>215159572Thanks Obama.
what are some trek kinos about insanity and mental illness?
>>215159315Digital renders. Nacelle's 1/12 Trek line.
Are the rumors true?
>>215159966No, Mike is not in legal trouble, and you're not going to meme that into existence.
>>215159966
>>215159966Yes, we discussed it last weekend at our usual diaper fur fetish party, and he confirmed he does indeed post on 4chan.He told me the faggots here are obsessed with Jessie Gender. I said obviously not but we can agree that nutrek sucks. He responded by saying thats a BINGO.
Let me show you how to tier list
>>215157606I think 09 Kirk is supposed to represent TOS there. As for no Sisko, they just didn't give a shit. Normies always forget about DS9.
>>215157525>What's your question, Soldier?>I teleported shit.>What?>You told me to.>How much?>I have done nothing but teleport shit for three days.
PIGS DESERVE THE ROPE
I want a Dax with a short skirt and a long jacket.
>>215159776Frame of Mind
>>215159966A rape machine, the likes of which would bring down the entire capitalist system
>>215159999Legal trouble over what? The rapes?
>>215159337>>215159315these toys are real I know because my Weyoun with pizza and chopsticks accessories is going to ship put any day now. the company is called Nacelle
The Vulcan story about how Romulans left the planet makes no sense. A group of insane warlike savages voluntarily got onto no-warp generation ships and exiled themselves across the stars, by miracle of some wormhole or another wound up on another planet far away, then never fought another war amongst themselves? The more likely scenario is that a group of religious fanatics on Vulcan gained power, and persecuted anyone normal so long that secrecy and paranoia became cultural traits among them, until eventually forcing the survivors of their pogrom onto generation ships. Somehow they survived and thrived, until they started having conflicts with the puppet state of their enemy who kept encroaching on their territory. I think most of the political strife between the RSE and UFP would have gone away if there had just been some accountability for Vulcan war crimes and persecution, and maybe an effort to give the Romulans their rightful homeworld back.
>>215159572If only
>>215156223Survival Instinct is the best Borg episode unironically. People shit on Voyager for demystifying and humanizing the Borg too much, but it's a few episodes like this where it really works.
>>215161075I love Voyager but I shit on them for making the Borg too easy to defeat. Demystifying and humanizing them is fine.
>>215157753>>215157793This guy had an insane career. He represented every bigshot and scumbag in hollywood, defended jack ruby after he shot oswald, and was even personally trolled by the zodiac killer. Brian Cox played him in the movie.
How do you think the original Jean Luc Picard handled the "handsome woman" incident?
Waltz was the last good Dukat episode. What a shame they ruined him at the very end of the series.
>>215158003It’s not difficult, but you have to be right type of person to be a good actor.
>>215159999>quads of truth
>>215156181This again. EVERY non-human species in DS9 is an aspect of the Jew. Even the Feddies are Jews.
>>215161435you know the war wasn't my fault
>>215161897>et tu sisko, betrayer ben?>>215161808settle down mike>>215161889
>>215161435I did greatly prefer political Dukat
>>215162049Nobody likes cartoony Pah-wraiths fanboy Dukat except retards.
Obviously, S1-S5 Dukat is best but I also enjoy ridiculous anime tier "This Bajoran woman had a Cardassian baby, it's a miracle" cult leader/granny fucker Dukat.It's impossible not to be entertained by Alaimo in the role, even at its worst.
humans are the only species that ever have to put up with doing stupid rituals to appease aliens. the klingons would've laid waste to the planet by now
>>215160883It amazes me that posts like this are somehow "on topic", but my now-deleted post >>215160466 where I simply deny being a janny (and provide evidence) after being accused of being "a janny ... or ... moderator ..." is somehow "offtopic". You seethers already are the Borg. Do you even realize what sort of hive-mind evil you represent?
>>215162292The entire Klingon way of life as portrayed in Trek is unsustainable. They exist to be side characters because if you look too hard at their society, it makes no sense that they ever got as far as they did.
>>215162350Fuck off Eddington
>>215162366>it makes no sense that they ever got as far as they did.At least the Krogan in Mass Effect had the excuse of a higher technology race uplifting them to space travel
why is the entire delta quadrant so backwards that one middling starfleet ship can just waltz through everyone's territory with no real consequence? a kazon ship teleported to the A/B wouldn't be able to just travel with impunity, even the Ferengi would be able to stop them
>>215162423We know by the 2150s the warrior obsession was a bit newer. Older Klingons were lamenting the change and the lack of focus on non-fighting professions. >>215162426Voyager was exceptionally lucky in that it was built almost exactly for that kind of thing. The Equinox is an example of how a more average starship would be, and they got fucked.
>>215162426They're all backwards except for the Dinosaurs who are so fucking advanced that they beam the entire starship into an even bigger starship. And they're a theocracy. I guess the answer is, for the rest of them, they're backwards because they're not theocracies.
>>215162486>2150sFuck off, not canon
>>215162426Voyager encounters plenty of civilizations that pose a danger to them. The Viideans outclass them technologically and are a real threat, though underutilized by the show. They're probably the strongest aliens encountered by VOY in the early seasons on a semi-regular basis.The Kazon just suck. They're basically like more tribalistic Klingons, and even more held back by their petty tribalism. VOY outclasses them in every way which raises the question: why are they the main early season antagonist? Why not someone more dangerous? It's a baffling decision from the showrunners.
>>215162350Stop raping women, Mike
>>215156086As someone who started on TNG and thinks it's the best, watched the Original and thought it was ok but somewhat boring, then watched DS9 and thought it was almost as good as TNG; I haven't watched Voyager yet, what am I going to think about it?
>>215162557VOY writing staff was so creatively bankrupt they gave up and defaulted to the fucking Borg
>>215162616I don't care what you think about it because anyone who thinks TOS is boring is a fucking retard
>>215162616Based on your opinions, I most certainly won't give a fuck what you think about Voyager
>>215162626this
>>215162626>>215162631Getting mad at people for ultimately trivial opinions is a sign of emotional immaturity. You obviously do care because you felt the urge to comment, you just don't like that you care. I said TOS was ok, but definitely had not boring episodes, but more boring ones than not boring in my opinion. TNG had a couple boring episodes I skip when rewatching now, but more not boring ones than boring so I think it's subjectively better. It's not that big of a deal, I hope explaining helped you understand that I was not insulting you or the thing you like. You seem to struggle with social interactions so I hope that helped.
>>215162680>>215162631>>215162626Obvious Samefag.
>>215162515He means ENT anon
>>215162720Swing and a miss from the reddit detective>thinking just one anon here likes TOSWe're real Trek fans, unlike you. Anyway, no more (You)s for the schizo.
>>215162767>I know how to use private browsingOk kid, you really proved me wrong so hard
>>215162767I'm the second you and I concur wholeheartedly. Loving TOS is baseline for being a true fan.
>>215162792Baseline for being a hipster. Liking bad things and pretending to be nostalgic doesn't make you cool.
>>215162787Hey retard, don't just stumble into /trek/ like a faggot into a gay bar before you've even seen Voyager and expect to own anyone. Simple advice. Now shut the fuck up. No more yous, indeed.
>>215162813The cartoonfag can't walk, anon. He's grav-lifted in like Tilly.
>>215162767Jeez, I can't believe you took the time to photoshop the (You)s out. That's just sad anon.
>>215162826See you in three days kid ;)
>>215162813Wrong anon retard.
>>215162922Lol, someone figured which mobile VPN actually works.
Anyway, back to my question, do you think original Picard fucked the "handsome woman" that old Picard thought looked like an old lady?
>Ok Voyager writers room, I'm gonna need you to write an episode that has Troi on the beach
>>215162626>>215162767>>215162792>>215162813>>215162826>>215162631>>215162680Grow up. You're getting mad at people for not liking the thing you like as much as you like it. That's extremely childish.
>>215163022>You're getting madYou're projecting
i could fix him <3
>>215163055You throw a temper tantrum and think lying is going to make people not notice it?
I feel bad for this guy. He got woken up to space communism. I hope he got put in touch with the ferengi.
>>215163099Seriously. He goes from probably living in a mansion after a lifetime of hard work to being forced to live in some communist bloc housing and not being allowed to acquire.
Damn, y'all really killed a thread because someone didn't like what you like. Pretty childish if you ask me :/
>>215163352
>>215163379It's really sad seeing how emotionally unstable you are.
Any show that says "dude" is not Star Trek
>>215163426I think everyone can agree all the newer ones suck, low hanging fruit
>>215163426Speaking of Hey Dude, did you prefer Hey Dude or Salute Your Shorts? I vaguely remember liking Salute Your Shorts more
>>215163445So you're saying Lower Decks sucks and isn't Star Trek?Based, welcome to the thread anon
>>215163490Yes, duh? Was this supposed to be clever or something?
>>215163522kek you're not so bad anon
>>215160207>the Q who an hero'd >s tierNah turns out Q's die anyway so he was actually just an impatient sperg
>>215163426I reach that brother
>>215160207>Data as F tierThis is trolling
>>215163581That's B-4, both Data and Lore are in S tier
>>215163656The real trolling is that Spocks half brother was ranked so low. He literally attacked a god-being to protect the universe and help his friends escape. He was such an interesting antagonist.
>>215163488Popeyes is better than KFC anyway.
>>215162515Where's your faith of the heart?
>>215163716My faith vanished when Riker ended the holodeck program and revealed it was all revisionist history bullshit anyway.
>>215163707He's ok
>>215163707I know this is a segway but The 100 tv series had the villain from season 1 become one of the good guys season 2 because it explained he was acting on bad information and became good as soon as he had 1st hand experience with the situation.
>>215163707My least favorite TOS movie by far
>>215163713Bad taste anon. Popeyes is just KFC with a bunch of cayenne pepper dumped on it. I bet your dad piloted a freighter.
>>215163794My dad was a Major Crimes Officer.
>>215163776Counterpoint: The 100 was gay and stupid and no one cares
>>215158146>>215157753I look at the thumbnails, and I can only think of the Irish ghost that banged Bev,
>>215163746eh we ignore the last episode. Like Exosquad. If you like season 3 Picard that makes the episode non-canon anyway
>>215163787Bad TOS film still ranks it ahead of a great deal of mediocre Trek
I have a Mandela effect memory of Kirk beaming an away team of redshirts onto a planet only to find out the planet was not real and he sent them into empty space to die. For some reason my brain wants to believe this happened in the episode where he meets Abraham Lincoln.Closest candidates from real episodes where something similar may have happened to give me this false memory?
>>215163816Wrong the 100 was good for 3 seasons then turned gay and stupid.
I'VE GOT STRENGTHOF THE SOVL
>>215156091you will never stop dilating
>>215163794Except Popeyes also is crispier and doesn't have sage or Oregano which those 4 factors makes it Trillions times better than KFC
>>215163914Keiko looks ready to host Mortal Kombat
>>215163928The correct opinion. It is also juicer
imagine samefagging in the middle of the night about chicken spices on /trek/
>>215163992>Every person on earth lives in the same timezoneNot very Trek minded of you earthling.
>>215163944There's a Netherrealm joke in there somewhere
>>215164039Are you Hawaiian?
>>215164078Amsterdam.
>>215164078Nta but I'm Aus it's 6pm here
>>215159572>no gene-edited warlordsIt's not happening.
>>215164155thanks for chiming in bruce, very insightful
>>215163928Have any of you tried Golden Chick? To me it's even better than Popeyes which is inconsistent at best.
>>215164288My complaint about Popeyes is you have to wait 15 to 20 minutes for your order. However other than that it's the best chicken in Canada. We don't have golden chicken so idk.
Chicken strips, spicy. Honey mustard dip.
>>215164346those chairs look so comf
>>215164320If you're a leaf than you should know that Mary Brown's wipes the floor with both Popeye's and KFC
>>215164391Did they have mandatory french subs on trek in Canada? A government mandated French dub would be hilarious. I bet Dukat and Garak are intimidating in frog tongue.
>>215164275Any time buddy
>>215163846Weird now that you mention it I kinda remember that too
I think the Wadi SUCK
>>215164419Star Trek is sadly banned in Quebec for "gratuitous heterosexual relationships and/or themes".
>>215164055>in there somewhere
>>215161019The novel The Romulan Way told that story better, and was much more harrowing. The part where several ships blind-jumped too close to a black hole and everyone mind-connected to people on those ships all going insane as their doomed people slowly get sucked down the singularity haunts me even now.
>>215162366>>215162423The Klingons were conquered by the Hur'Q centuries ago and beat them back, people have figured that's how they got their hands on tech more advanced than what they could have come up with themselves
>>215165038Connecting your mind to someone else's in a way where if they die you also die and/or mind tortured and then just letting them go on another ship seems highly illogical
>>215164346
>>215164737Gene Roddenberry actually fired Geneviève Bujold, who had been cast as Janeway, when he found out she is Quebecois.
>>215156223Porthos a cute
>>215165783You aren't funny
>>215165678Highly illogical was blind psy-shunting ships to no set destination. It's been a minute since I read the book, but the Rihannsu exiles left Vulcan with 15(?) ships full of Surak rejectors and by the time they got to Romulus/Remus had only 7(?) they blundered through some serious shit the whole way.
>>215157564>the only real trek up there is VOY
>>215165949please belay that
>>215162616I think you'll find VOY the most similar to TNG
>Ferengi Edition
>>215166066You now why that is. Because they're building hype for the rumoured new Janeway prequal limited-series that might be starring Sophia Lillis
>>215166008>Highly illogical was blind psy-shunting shipsYeah
>>215166431idk what he's talking about, but if I had to guess, it sounds like 'blindly' warping to a new location by using their psychic powers to predict their destination. Kind of like using a divining rod to try and find water.
There are 3 Jewish races in Star Trek.Ferengi: How low-IQ antisemites view Jews.Greedy, materialistic, untrustworthy merchants with really big ears (giving them big noses would've been too obvious) who argue about their rules of acquisition like talmudic rabbis.Bajorans: How Jews view themselves. A wise people with a proud history far more ancient than the Federation (Westerners/Americans), more connected to and aware of the divine, never did anything wrong to anyone but still were victimized and subjected to the most cruel genocidal tortures by the wicked Cardassians (Nazis/Crusaders)Changelings: How Jews are according to high-IQ antisemites like the NSDAP leadership or Christopher Jon Bjerknes, Prof. Kevin MacDonald et al. Pretend to be regular White people when it benefits them, use subterfuge to influence political decision-making and rule entire empires from the shadows without the general population being even aware of them, plunge the galaxy into chaos and let the Goyim fight each other to further their own agenda.Then there's The Borg: The Jewish vision of how non-Jews will be in the Messianic Age, when all the Goyim have been stripped of their unique traditions, religions, customs and even individual will, and exist only to serve the Jew, with each israelite being granted 2,800 drones as his personal slaves (according to tractate Shabbat folio 32 in the Talmud)
>>215162616I think of VOY as the cheap knock-off version of TNG, which tried to do the same thing (as opposed to the direction in which DS9 took the franchise) but didn't really manage to pull it off.It does have some fantastic episodes though, Coda ended up being the most memorable one for me.
>>215163846>>215164554Are you thinking of "And the Children Shall Lead"? In that one Kirk beams some redshirts up to the Enterprise, but Kirk believes the Enterprise is in orbit, it's actually speeding away and the implication is that he just inadvertently transported those guys into open space. Obviously, this was before they decided that the transporter had a range limit.
>>215166631Coda is probably the best Janeway episode.
>Roddenberry flew most of his 89 missions as copilot of "Los Lobos."Why don't shuttlepods have badarse nose-art? Surely Tom should have painted a pin-up babe on the Delta Flyer at least.
>>215166910I doubt they'd invest in nose art, at a certain point they couldn't even be bothered giving them names. TOS was astronomers, TNG was astronomers from third world countries, DS9 was the rivers of planet Earth. VOY was just "shuttle".
>>215166655no it isn't that for some reason I remember him beaming crew somewhere but its empty space and you get that dramatic stinger when something back happens, but i've gone through all of tos and it doesn't happen idk, maybe its from another show but not many shows use teleporters
>>215167013The one with the blonde babe. The one with the redhead babe. The one with the brunette babe. That's how they should differentiate shuttlepods.
>>215166655>>215167057actually in AtCSL, the enterprise is speeding away from the planet because the crew has been hypnotized by the possessed kids, kirk tries to beam a couple more security officers down to the planet's surface, but he ends up sending them into open space since they're no longer in range of the planet
>>215167087Discovery would name them after the winners of RuPaul's drag race.
>>215167111right ok thanks yea thats it
>>215167457>The only time I heard those words during our marriage was that time I took a solo trip to Risa!
>>215167477
