>you're a kid in the early 00's>mom steps out of the room>you flip over to mtvNo better feeling than this
oh so frisky turning on music channel when your mom wasn't in the room
i don't even remember what i did last week
>>215156955I used to jerk off to fergalicious
>>215157042That's correct. We didn't have computers in our pocket to watch hardcore tranny porn at the dinner table.
>>215157103is that something you usually do?
>>215156955Damn she was fine https://youtu.be/-ScjucUV8v0?si=ug0Sa36Dl9ktzUGI
>>215157475Her Maxim cover was the most sold Maxim issues ever
B SpearsYou Drive Me Crazy (Remix) Music VideoHalter TopYou know the part100 trillion dead potential children
>>215156955For me it was this video when I was 9https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18441Eh_WE
>Thank you India
>>215156955>9/11 happens>everyone starts wearing clothes again
>>215156955White girls who think they can twirk are so sad to watch.It's like those clips of cats trying to swat things with a missing arm.
>>215157475this one was my favorite style.>she only does like 3 performances wearing that outfit then she immediately gets pregnant and takes a long hiatus from the music industry
>>215156955Was always more of a Britney fan.
>satisfaction>call on me>destination calabria
>>215157886I coomed to Alanis and I'm not ashamed to say it
>>215158034She’s got nice tits
>>215158012Spears actually had a body and a huge ass. Aguilera tried so hard to make it look like she has an ass. She then hair went and got fake tits and a brazilian ass job and is totally bogged now
>>215156955fapped to christina aguilera so many times holy fuck
Prime Gwen was so hot
>>215158015>destination calabriaBack when I was making my mmo sub money making custom animated avatars and signature banners for people. 90% of it was Destination Calabria, that Mason Exceeder remix video, Pure Pwnage and the Clone Wars show. What a weird time.
>>215158090and good songs though?!
>>215157499The early 2000s were the best. I remember sitting in the back of the classroom in 9th grade and all the girls wearing low cut jeans with their g string hanging out. I learned a lot
>>215158110same she was so fucking sexy. Everyone was jerking to her at one point.
>>215156955>I got groomed by Satanic pedophiles>I'm happy about itThis is you
>>215158333Her hair is atrocious but she'd be pregnant about ten seconds after this image if I was there
>>215156955>I flip over to MTV>It's nothing but rap and the occasional rock videoI fondly remember MTV. But I also haven't forgotten how much rap was on when I was watching. Whatever you'd call the Jay-Z era. As I grew older I learned to appreciate the genre but at the time good lord it was annoying.
>>215156955I stole my sisters Christina Aguilera CD that had her on the cover because this music video activated something crazy in me and took it to school. My friends stole it from my bag and ran to show our priest and tell him that she was my girlfriend and I was just about to shit myself because I thought I was in trouble. He just went "Oh! That's a pretty lady."Pretty sure I beat my meat crazy style to the CD case that night.
>>215158367>Dude sexy girls dancing provocatively NOOOoo
>>215158333this pic might honestly be my first fap, Xtina 4ever
>>215156955>you flip over to mtvDidn't have to, my Dad basically only watched MTV and got high, so he would just leave that shit on in the living room 24/7. Didn't give a shit what I watched as long as I stayed out of trouble. He also used to buy the Sport's Illustrated Swimsuit edition for me as a young teen, he would leave it in my room so Mom wouldn't find out. For my 16th he got me a subscription to Playboy lol.
>>215157066For me it was My Humps.
>>215156955i masturbated to this music video
Christina Aguilera was so fucking ugly holy shitIt was literally a latina repackageBeing a beaner myself, to any latin kid Aguilera comes out as raunchy, cheapLike there's a movie in your country, and then you watch the yankee remake, that's always more bloated, more flashy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3sAb8Id8&list=RD4Rg3sAb8Id8&start_radio=1
I always thought she was hotter than Britney but got only a fraction of the attention, like the stunt where she kissed Madonna went completely unnoticed, literally unaired, because after Britney kissed her the camera shifted to Justin Timberlake's reaction, because she was Britney's bf back then, bet he misses those times.
Always had a thing for Michelle Branch. No idea why
>>215158219>webms you can hear
>>215158722cheecked
>>215157066Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler in Crazy
For me, it was knowing exactly what times of day the lingerie shows were on FTV.
>>215158736She's cute
>>215156955>>mom steps out of the roomSingle mothers and their whore spawn should just be exterminated so we wouldn't get cringe shit like this posted on the internet.
>>215157499I had this poster on my wall when I was 16
>>215157066>>215158604>>215158951all of these
>>215157103Kek
>>215158015Uber pleb taste.
>>215156955>knee pads
>rub me the right way baby
>>215159209I wonder what the person who had to edit her nipple out thought about it
>>215159020samealso watching showcase(channel in leafland) at night when they played movies and usually had nudity since they were foreign films, only recall 3, fucking amal, the other 2 i dont know the titles but one the mom fucks her son because i think he was gay and she wanted him to be straight. the other movie had a motorcycle that shapeshifted into a female while riding it, at some point a female rides it and it turns into a dude, the bike was black so they turned in to black people, still it was hot.
>>215159304Probably pretty mundane for someone who’s editing anus wrinkles out of thing shots every day
>>215159391>movie had a motorcycle that shapeshifted into a female while riding itI remember that! It was a playboy movie. The ones where they had a bunch of short films in a bundle.
>>215159464decided to see if i could find it turns out its called Vrooom Vroom Vrooom, 29 minute short but was part of a movie called tales of erotica, if i saw the other parts of the movie i have no memory of them, the motorcylce one is one that stood out the most
>>215159585Yup that's it oh I recall it being playboy but I guess it's not. I can't remember any of the other shorts in it either. Just that bike one.
Distinct lack of Kylie ITT
>>215156955>>you're a kid in the early 00'sWhat's the early 00's?
>>215159994Jenner?
>>215159209does she even play guitar
>>215156955WHENEVER WHEREVER
>>215160028Kylie Minogue, dingus
>>215159994
>>215156955too many spanish and blacks for me. I guess I was not the target audience. I am Vietnamese American
>>215158367This. You were all given subconcious hag fetish.
>>215161093No you weren't. No one even cared of you live or died till they needed a model minority.
>>215157066you stopped?
>>215156955>be kid>go on ipad>this for 12hrs a day every day
>>215161228So what was the purpose of this degenerate project
>>215158736>why was I attracted to this 19 year old hafu who only ever wrote songs about how much she needed a boyfriend
>>215157066toxic vid>>215157499that one pic where she's flipping off the camera did something to me
>>215160124the most obnoxious songs that all sounded the samefuck no
>>215160124>cheat on husband with soccer player>he nuts in you a few hundred times>give him 3 kids>he dumps you for being a cheater and starts dating a woman who literally looks like you just youngerLove Shakira but a cheater deserves no respect.
>>215158736she ALSO had a hot maxim shoot. better times
>Gee nostalgia is great rite guys? Things were so much bettur. I wish I had a tiem macheene
>>215161715name one modern movie better than all the old movies
I fap to the memory of myself fapping to 2000s popstars back when I was 11/12
>>215158151I can’t fap to those vids unless there’s some kind to good ass shaking one’s. Like this. https://www.iwara.tv/video/3Tx0HNCu42Qd4X/himeko-or-spit-it-out-honkai-star-rail
>>215161646She's 10 years older than Pique to the day. They met when Pique was 23 and she was 33. That means she groomed him by the logic of all the gossip hags who complain about that shit because they're fat and old now.
>>215156955For me it was Britney
>>215158133This.
>>215157184is that not something you usually do
>>215158151>Pure PwnageEpisode 10 was the peak. I still watch it once per year.
>>215161828>she was getting chased around the playground while he was still in his dads nutsacmakes you think
>>215158595Do you still get on?
>>215159020kek that takes me back
>>215157499My father bought me a Maxim magazine subscription when I was in high school and it made my mom absolutely seethe lmao.
>soillennials are now nostalgic for the bush years
>>215159119You've got no idea, kiddo>mum has to grab something from the supermarket so you know you've got a good 15 or 20 minutes at home alone.
>>215161959why wouldn't we be?even the libtard shit was better back then
>>215161958I used to go to the liquor store a few blocks down every week for a sobe and I used to see maxim and when the owner wasn’t looking I’d take peeks inside.
>>215157960I agree with you that white women twerking is pathetic, but mostly because they should know better than to imitate the lesser races.
>>215161958>it made my mom absolutely seethe lmao.Why are they like this? Do they want fags for sons?
>>215157960She's not twerking, and you're probably not even white.
>>215162028Xtina is Mexican.
>>215162054They don’t like seeing their boys grow up so quickly
>>215161959>a time when there were good movies and music coming out every other week.>unregulated internet >no one cared what fags thought about anything >trannies were just ladyboy freaks who homos fucked in thailand and otherwise weren't on society's radar>no mass immigration
>>215162127Mine got angry when dad told me he was rolling around on a bed after after school with 2 girls every afternoon when he was 10 or 11.
>>215162001>>215162151You weak faggots are even worse than the boomers.
>>215162028Bitch white women were twerking long before your momma was born.
>>215157886Patrician choice, but for me it’s Shirley Manson from Garbage. Billions lost
>>215161715Yeah the present is much better now that the youth are all wiggers, fatties are worshipped and any form of male attraction to women is misogyny.
>>215157886Great song btw
>>215162204>I'm only happy when I coom
>>215162188So you like being surrounded by street shitters and tranny propaganda? Enjoying your 50 subscriptions instead of torrenting everything for free? Different strokes i guess.
>>215162054Good point, I think my mom was influenced by both feminism and evangelical Christianity and felt it exploited women, and secondarily was degenerate. My father also got me a subscription to Stuff magazine, shit was so kino.
>>215162322>secondarily was degenerateShe wasn't wrong.
>>215162188>it's "weak" to think a much better time was much betterokay!
>>215162367No, shes not wrong on that point.It’s funny, the last time I visited her she showed me a Christina Aguilera video that was surprisingly risqué and she kept telling me she loved her music. I dunno, I think in 2025 clownworld cheesecake imagery is kind of innocent in retrospect what with bdsm trannies banging in front of ICE facilities lol
>>215158607I know. I've seen ya.
>>215160124Whenever Whatever I can sing about pancake batter
Back in the day this was all we had. And if there wasn't a hot MV playing to just had to wait with your dick in your hand.
>>215158012>>215156955Kinda sad to think the prime goonbait of our youths were just brainwashed cum dumps for kikes in Pedowood (from before they even got famous of course)
Jerking off to non-nude women dancing or posing seductively is scientifically proven to be better for your psyche than jerking off to actual porn, and of course better than deep-degenerate fetishy shitThe more mental work you have to put into fapping, the better off you'll end up
>>215158333Was she legal back then?
>>215158367Truly we live in the worst time in human history. They don't even realize these were just juvenile prosts for pedophile Jewish pimps before "making it big."
>>215162468
>>215156955I had access to girls my age I had sex Like you should be having now.
>>215162576Pedowood overlords were giving it to her since Mickey Mouse club desu.
>>215157943>Things that never happenedTV got even hornier after 9/11 if anything
>>215162653TV has gotten continuously hornier since its invention bc Jews use it as mind control to keep goyim desperate, depressed, and distracted.
>>215162665you have fetal alcohol syndrome cuz the jews made your mom an alcoholic whore junkie
>>215162249It’s funny, the male band members who founded Garbage were seasoned musicians who never found success until they saw a 10 second clip of her on Irish tv and immediately contacted her to audition. Turns out she could sing and bam, international success.
