>you're a kid in the early 00's>mom steps out of the room>you flip over to mtvNo better feeling than this
oh so frisky turning on music channel when your mom wasn't in the room
i don't even remember what i did last week
>>215156955I used to jerk off to fergalicious
>>215157042That's correct. We didn't have computers in our pocket to watch hardcore tranny porn at the dinner table.
>>215157103is that something you usually do?
>>215156955Damn she was fine https://youtu.be/-ScjucUV8v0?si=ug0Sa36Dl9ktzUGI
>>215157475Her Maxim cover was the most sold Maxim issues ever
B SpearsYou Drive Me Crazy (Remix) Music VideoHalter TopYou know the part100 trillion dead potential children
>>215156955For me it was this video when I was 9https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18441Eh_WE
>Thank you India
>>215156955>9/11 happens>everyone starts wearing clothes again
>>215156955White girls who think they can twirk are so sad to watch.It's like those clips of cats trying to swat things with a missing arm.
>>215157475this one was my favorite style.>she only does like 3 performances wearing that outfit then she immediately gets pregnant and takes a long hiatus from the music industry
>>215156955Was always more of a Britney fan.
>satisfaction>call on me>destination calabria
>>215157886I coomed to Alanis and I'm not ashamed to say it
>>215158034She’s got nice tits
>>215158012Spears actually had a body and a huge ass. Aguilera tried so hard to make it look like she has an ass. She then hair went and got fake tits and a brazilian ass job and is totally bogged now
>>215156955fapped to christina aguilera so many times holy fuck
Prime Gwen was so hot
>>215158015>destination calabriaBack when I was making my mmo sub money making custom animated avatars and signature banners for people. 90% of it was Destination Calabria, that Mason Exceeder remix video, Pure Pwnage and the Clone Wars show. What a weird time.
>>215158090and good songs though?!
>>215157499The early 2000s were the best. I remember sitting in the back of the classroom in 9th grade and all the girls wearing low cut jeans with their g string hanging out. I learned a lot
>>215158110same she was so fucking sexy. Everyone was jerking to her at one point.
>>215156955>I got groomed by Satanic pedophiles>I'm happy about itThis is you
>>215158333Her hair is atrocious but she'd be pregnant about ten seconds after this image if I was there
>>215156955>I flip over to MTV>It's nothing but rap and the occasional rock videoI fondly remember MTV. But I also haven't forgotten how much rap was on when I was watching. Whatever you'd call the Jay-Z era. As I grew older I learned to appreciate the genre but at the time good lord it was annoying.
>>215156955I stole my sisters Christina Aguilera CD that had her on the cover because this music video activated something crazy in me and took it to school. My friends stole it from my bag and ran to show our priest and tell him that she was my girlfriend and I was just about to shit myself because I thought I was in trouble. He just went "Oh! That's a pretty lady."Pretty sure I beat my meat crazy style to the CD case that night.
>>215158367>Dude sexy girls dancing provocatively NOOOoo
>>215158333this pic might honestly be my first fap, Xtina 4ever
>>215156955>you flip over to mtvDidn't have to, my Dad basically only watched MTV and got high, so he would just leave that shit on in the living room 24/7. Didn't give a shit what I watched as long as I stayed out of trouble. He also used to buy the Sport's Illustrated Swimsuit edition for me as a young teen, he would leave it in my room so Mom wouldn't find out. For my 16th he got me a subscription to Playboy lol.
>>215157066For me it was My Humps.
>>215156955i masturbated to this music video
Christina Aguilera was so fucking ugly holy shitIt was literally a latina repackageBeing a beaner myself, to any latin kid Aguilera comes out as raunchy, cheapLike there's a movie in your country, and then you watch the yankee remake, that's always more bloated, more flashy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3sAb8Id8&list=RD4Rg3sAb8Id8&start_radio=1
I always thought she was hotter than Britney but got only a fraction of the attention, like the stunt where she kissed Madonna went completely unnoticed, literally unaired, because after Britney kissed her the camera shifted to Justin Timberlake's reaction, because she was Britney's bf back then, bet he misses those times.
Always had a thing for Michelle Branch. No idea why
>>215158219>webms you can hear
>>215158722cheecked
>>215157066Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler in Crazy
For me, it was knowing exactly what times of day the lingerie shows were on FTV.
>>215158736She's cute
>>215156955>>mom steps out of the roomSingle mothers and their whore spawn should just be exterminated so we wouldn't get cringe shit like this posted on the internet.
>>215157499I had this poster on my wall when I was 16
>>215157066>>215158604>>215158951all of these
>>215157103Kek
>>215158015Uber pleb taste.
>>215156955>knee pads
>rub me the right way baby
>>215159209I wonder what the person who had to edit her nipple out thought about it
>>215159020samealso watching showcase(channel in leafland) at night when they played movies and usually had nudity since they were foreign films, only recall 3, fucking amal, the other 2 i dont know the titles but one the mom fucks her son because i think he was gay and she wanted him to be straight. the other movie had a motorcycle that shapeshifted into a female while riding it, at some point a female rides it and it turns into a dude, the bike was black so they turned in to black people, still it was hot.
>>215159304Probably pretty mundane for someone who’s editing anus wrinkles out of thing shots every day
>>215159391>movie had a motorcycle that shapeshifted into a female while riding itI remember that! It was a playboy movie. The ones where they had a bunch of short films in a bundle.
>>215159464decided to see if i could find it turns out its called Vrooom Vroom Vrooom, 29 minute short but was part of a movie called tales of erotica, if i saw the other parts of the movie i have no memory of them, the motorcylce one is one that stood out the most
>>215159585Yup that's it oh I recall it being playboy but I guess it's not. I can't remember any of the other shorts in it either. Just that bike one.
Distinct lack of Kylie ITT
>>215156955>>you're a kid in the early 00'sWhat's the early 00's?
>>215159994Jenner?
>>215159209does she even play guitar
>>215156955WHENEVER WHEREVER
>>215160028Kylie Minogue, dingus
>>215159994
>>215156955too many spanish and blacks for me. I guess I was not the target audience. I am Vietnamese American
>>215158367This. You were all given subconcious hag fetish.
>>215161093No you weren't. No one even cared of you live or died till they needed a model minority.
>>215157066you stopped?
>>215156955>be kid>go on ipad>this for 12hrs a day every day
>>215161228So what was the purpose of this degenerate project
>>215158736>why was I attracted to this 19 year old hafu who only ever wrote songs about how much she needed a boyfriend
>>215157066toxic vid>>215157499that one pic where she's flipping off the camera did something to me
>>215160124the most obnoxious songs that all sounded the samefuck no
>>215160124>cheat on husband with soccer player>he nuts in you a few hundred times>give him 3 kids>he dumps you for being a cheater and starts dating a woman who literally looks like you just youngerLove Shakira but a cheater deserves no respect.
>>215158736she ALSO had a hot maxim shoot. better times
>Gee nostalgia is great rite guys? Things were so much bettur. I wish I had a tiem macheene
>>215161715name one modern movie better than all the old movies
I fap to the memory of myself fapping to 2000s popstars back when I was 11/12
>>215158151I can’t fap to those vids unless there’s some kind to good ass shaking one’s. Like this. https://www.iwara.tv/video/3Tx0HNCu42Qd4X/himeko-or-spit-it-out-honkai-star-rail
>>215161646She's 10 years older than Pique to the day. They met when Pique was 23 and she was 33. That means she groomed him by the logic of all the gossip hags who complain about that shit because they're fat and old now.
>>215156955For me it was Britney
>>215158133This.
>>215157184is that not something you usually do
>>215158151>Pure PwnageEpisode 10 was the peak. I still watch it once per year.
>>215161828>she was getting chased around the playground while he was still in his dads nutsacmakes you think
>>215158595Do you still get on?
>>215159020kek that takes me back
>>215157499My father bought me a Maxim magazine subscription when I was in high school and it made my mom absolutely seethe lmao.
>soillennials are now nostalgic for the bush years
>>215159119You've got no idea, kiddo>mum has to grab something from the supermarket so you know you've got a good 15 or 20 minutes at home alone.
>>215161959why wouldn't we be?even the libtard shit was better back then
>>215161958I used to go to the liquor store a few blocks down every week for a sobe and I used to see maxim and when the owner wasn’t looking I’d take peeks inside.
>>215157960I agree with you that white women twerking is pathetic, but mostly because they should know better than to imitate the lesser races.
>>215161958>it made my mom absolutely seethe lmao.Why are they like this? Do they want fags for sons?
>>215157960She's not twerking, and you're probably not even white.
>>215162028Xtina is Mexican.
>>215162054They don’t like seeing their boys grow up so quickly
>>215161959>a time when there were good movies and music coming out every other week.>unregulated internet >no one cared what fags thought about anything >trannies were just ladyboy freaks who homos fucked in thailand and otherwise weren't on society's radar>no mass immigration
>>215162127Mine got angry when dad told me he was rolling around on a bed after after school with 2 girls every afternoon when he was 10 or 11.
>>215162001>>215162151You weak faggots are even worse than the boomers.
>>215162028Bitch white women were twerking long before your momma was born.
>>215157886Patrician choice, but for me it’s Shirley Manson from Garbage. Billions lost
>>215161715Yeah the present is much better now that the youth are all wiggers, fatties are worshipped and any form of male attraction to women is misogyny.
>>215157886Great song btw
>>215162204>I'm only happy when I coom
>>215162188So you like being surrounded by street shitters and tranny propaganda? Enjoying your 50 subscriptions instead of torrenting everything for free? Different strokes i guess.
>>215162054Good point, I think my mom was influenced by both feminism and evangelical Christianity and felt it exploited women, and secondarily was degenerate. My father also got me a subscription to Stuff magazine, shit was so kino.
>>215162322>secondarily was degenerateShe wasn't wrong.
>>215162188>it's "weak" to think a much better time was much betterokay!
>>215162367No, shes not wrong on that point.It’s funny, the last time I visited her she showed me a Christina Aguilera video that was surprisingly risqué and she kept telling me she loved her music. I dunno, I think in 2025 clownworld cheesecake imagery is kind of innocent in retrospect what with bdsm trannies banging in front of ICE facilities lol
>>215158607I know. I've seen ya.
>>215160124Whenever Whatever I can sing about pancake batter
Back in the day this was all we had. And if there wasn't a hot MV playing to just had to wait with your dick in your hand.
>>215158012>>215156955Kinda sad to think the prime goonbait of our youths were just brainwashed cum dumps for kikes in Pedowood (from before they even got famous of course)
Jerking off to non-nude women dancing or posing seductively is scientifically proven to be better for your psyche than jerking off to actual porn, and of course better than deep-degenerate fetishy shitThe more mental work you have to put into fapping, the better off you'll end up
>>215158333Was she legal back then?
>>215158367Truly we live in the worst time in human history. They don't even realize these were just juvenile prosts for pedophile Jewish pimps before "making it big."
>>215162468
>>215156955I had access to girls my age I had sex Like you should be having now.
>>215162576Pedowood overlords were giving it to her since Mickey Mouse club desu.
>>215157943>Things that never happenedTV got even hornier after 9/11 if anything
>>215162653TV has gotten continuously hornier since its invention bc Jews use it as mind control to keep goyim desperate, depressed, and distracted.
>>215162665you have fetal alcohol syndrome cuz the jews made your mom an alcoholic whore junkie
>>215162249It’s funny, the male band members who founded Garbage were seasoned musicians who never found success until they saw a 10 second clip of her on Irish tv and immediately contacted her to audition. Turns out she could sing and bam, international success.
>>215162632weird, I had sex with girls my own age several times but I still also jerked off to hot famous chicks tooI guess I win
>>215156955>they had to go back and digitally remove the background because it originally had posters in Thai that were advertising brothels with underage girls
>>215156955God, remember how fucking horny you could get and how great cooming was... insane. Im still relatively young and my dick still works fine but it just isnt the same...
>>215162818>beating off to celebs pathetic normie
>>215162903>lmao loser I actually had sex like a normal teenager>but also you're a normiepick a lane, retard
>>215162151and your cucked generation let it happen
>>215163003I would love to hear the logic behind that argument.
>based zoomers dabbing on liver spotted soillennial Kino.
>>215156955i jerked off to this so many times
>tfw no snaggled tooth british mutt 90s industrial synth gf
>>215162890Circumcision and em radiation will castrate you slowly.
>>215163165you already said "soilennial" try harder to not samefag this obviously next time
>>215163124Thanks (for voting for) Obama
>>215163241now post the actual number per age demo of people that actually voted
>>215163261
>>215163241I'm not even a mutt
>>215163231Truly an embarrassing display
>>215163274Re-read what I typed and try again.Or do you think you didn't just post the percentage of political affiliation rather than the plain NUMBER of voters per age group again?Because I don't even need to look to know that the number of 18 to 20something voters would be dwarfed substantially by those 30 and up, rendering your gay point that you probably got from someone older than you completely moot
>>215156955My parents didn't let me or my sister watch music videos.
>>215163439We weren't allowed to watch the simpsons
>>215162204>>215162728i love shirley
>>215161265smart kid
>>215158133>the let me blow ya mind vidya >the y2k skinny whore build
>>215162322so fucking hot
>>215156955Girl next door possibly ex orchestra nerd brunette bros…
>>215164373Michelle married the guy who's like in charge of all music in EA sports games, but I think they might be divorced by now because a few years ago she was in the news for allegedly beating the shit out of him for cheating on her.
>>215158012Same, Aguilera was all skin and bones. Britney was hot.
>>215156955>mom steps out of the house>actually whole family is out
>>215164406What are you talking about?They both had extremely similar bodies at the time, but Christina actually had an ass because she's Mexican.
>>215159119Take it to twitter cocksucker
>>215164317Even pushing 40 she was still hot as fuckhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgjkth6BRRY&list=RDKgjkth6BRRY&start_radio=1&pp=ygULYmFuYW5hIHNvbmegBwE%3D
>>215158133tummy kino needs to come back
>>215164373>"IF I COULD FALL, INTO THE SKY"
>>215164438I remember watching this at an older friend's house and his wife was absolutely seething at her.
>>215163165Is that a "W"? What are you winning, son?
>>215157184Family tradition in most american homes at this point
>>215158012I preferred JLo as a high test big booty enjoyer.
>>215164561Remember when they were talking about projecting her ass on to the moon?
>>215164451>2000’s skinny natural builds
>>215156955She could still hear you in the kitchen so she knew exactly what you were doing and why
>>215164582Quiet, you.
>>215161275America was the first project after ww2 to see how effective multiculturalism was at breaking unions and preventing the population from working together. It was extremely effective because everyone has an innate sense of who their in group is and no matter how much liberal propaganda you feed people with they will always look at people who look and act differently to them as not part of their in group which prevents them from forming deeper bonds and therefore they will never on a fundamental level be able to work together towards a greater goal because they don’t agree on any fundamental things. This is now being used to destroy western europe, canada and australia from within. These nations will fall without a single shot fired, without a single soldier in battle. And the majority is so brainwashed that they will celebrate their own destruction.
>>215164373I preferred the more rebellious types. For example I found Amy Lee so attractive at that time it physically hurt me to look at her. I suppose that helped inflame my goth fetish.
>>215162054Feminism has ruined all women from the boomer generation and up until gen alpha. They simultaneously want masculine men to date but have been taught to hate masculinity and men so they all turn schizophrenic and hate their own sons, hate their fathers and hate their husbands/boyfriends. Its a logical response to brainwashing while your own biology has completely different wants and needs than what you have been taught to believe.
>>215164658>This is now being used to destroy western europe, canada and australia from within. >These nations will fall without a single shot fired, without a single soldier in battle. And the majority is so brainwashed that they will celebrate their own destruction.Quiet, you.
>>215163241cucklennials on suicide watch but due to funding being moved over to PoC initiatives there won’t be anyone picking up the suicide hotline phone.
>>215164742you never posted any statistics about how many millennials actually voted in 2008
did the backlash to blurred lines by robin thicke kill this type of music video?
>>215164438Oh you prefer sold out pop star Gwen Stefani rather than the cool ska girl skanking in latex skirts, very gayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFLExwIQKto
>>215164763>in 2008 millennials were between 12 and 27 years old>statistic shows most “people” between 18 and 29 voted for obama2+2=4 ie. cucklennials love being blacked and cucked.
>>2151581336/10 at bestNowhere close to prime Britney.
>>215164867When I think of genuine Oi punk I think of No Doubt. Skins and punx unite!
>>215161715>saying this is a world where twerking exists Absolutely delusional
>>215156955literally soft core porn to turn kids into porn addicteds who troon out and kill themselves, this is what the jewish owned media, music industry and porn industry want
>>215164867I dont think appreciating how hot she is at any age makes me gay.
>>215164929>prime BritneyShe was the peak but Gwen is still hot.
twerking killed softcore music videos, no more tummies, just obese diaper shakinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MmW_GOFS8I
>>215164779Not really.What really killed hot girl music videos was the entire music industry being taken over by homosexual woke Jews. Seriously. Every major music industry figure is a gay woke Jew.These people HATE heterosexuality.
>>215158367Correct, most of them are jews also
>>215158530Your brain has shrinked from all that cooming boyo
>>215164959Gwen is mid at best. I live in a Southern college town. She wouldn't even be in the top 50% in a college bar on a Friday night.I'm sure she'd probably be the hottest girl in some shit place like Ithaca, New York or something but not in the South. She isn't even hot enough to get in most of our sororities.
>>215164960It genuinely confuses me that people find that spastic flailing hot
I got caught jacking off to pic related in the living room when I was 12.
pic related was literally my first wank
>>215164373I would always get these two confused because both came out at the same time
>>215157063I always find it really bizarre in movies when the police ask a suspect "do you remember where you were on the 7th of October two years ago?".Mate, I barely remember what I did last week unless the answer was sitting on my sofa playing videogames.
>>215164979Literally something gorillas and other apes do during mating displays. Exactly why blacks and browns like it. They are not humans.
>>215164918Are you an ESL or just retarded?100% of millenials could've voted for Obama, but if only 3000 of them did, compared to 30,000 people in the 40s, it wouldn't have mattered either way.You still don't understand where you've gone wrong with your point, do you?I was alive at the time, and just barely old enough to vote (which I did not, and continued to not do) because the dozens of mass-media campaigns trying to convince young people to vote at the time did not work on me, or really anyone else at the time.
>>215164964The jews ran the industry to begin with, hence the sexualization. It's just the softcore version of porn
>>215164979All the chicks who can actually dance also twerk you'll have to genocide them for understanding butts are sexy
>>215156955>back home from school >turn on mtv/vh1>start wanking I would edge until the hottest part of the videos.
The music video where they’re doing some show on an airplane hanger. Fuck!
I'm gonna say it - the skinny trend of the 90s and 2000 was mid as fuck. Girls are much hotter now that they're actually fit.
>>215165050You’re gay
>>215165008No wonder your generation can’t do anything. You are fucking useless.
>>215165002Whites and Asians love butts you fucking underage cuck. We invented fan service while darkies invented nothing.
>>215165050>fit.Either fat or skinny with a horses ass.
>>215164979it simulates girls riding cock. why wouldn't a man find it hot?
>>215165055I accept your concession.We didn't vote for Obama, because most of us didn't vote.
>>215165095You did vote for obama because all the statistics say you voted for obama. Now you’re acting like a libtard pretending the 13/50 stats don’t exist because it goes against your narrative. Millennials ARE cucks AND you voted for a nigger.
thank goodness beauty standards have shifted towards bigger t&a
>>215165114No, I've lived in Texas my entire life.I didn't vote, and if the "statistics" override my singular actions, I voted against Obama along with the rest of my glorious state.Can you say the same, you whiny little bitch?
>>215165050Agreed. The one thing that has gotten better is women's body trends. The 90s and 2000s were particularly repulsive, no ass, man gut and some big fake tits.
>>215165039>alsoThat’s the crux of it. Even competent dancers are forced into it due to the mass psyop
>>215158722You can tell that ass bounces real good in the sack. Aguilera is hot too.
>>215165135You are no better than the leftists you constantly shit on. You say “i accept your concession” because you only argue for the sake of arguing. You will never accept that the reality is that your generation loved obama and therefore it doesn’t matter what my argument is. You say “not an argument” to a perfectly reasonable argument because accepting reality would shatter the illusion you have made for yourself. And btw your “glorious state” is only 39.8% white. Have a bad day.
>>215165087No it doesn’t. It’s a flailing approximation you might get tricked into thinking is similar if you’re drunk or virginal enough.
>>215165138>(((body trends)))alexa, show me obesity rates of the 90s and today please
>>215165258Being a great big fat person isn't a body trend nigger.
>>215165223No, retard.I don't care about anything you've typed other than you're so clueless that you think millennial voted. By and large, we did not.
>>215165341>"I don't care"As if that matters you dumb moron, noone cares about your feelings you sad homo sack of shit.
>>215161715lmao. I would genuinely, and I mean it, love to know what aspect of everyones life is 'better' in 2025. please enlighten us.
>>215158133>>215158333>>215160966>>215162322>>215164451built for miscegenation
>>215165138Subtleties you massive faggot subtleties.You probably love gorilla ass. >DUDE HER ASS IS SO FUCKING FAT
>>215165456Except your entire point relied on you caring how I felt, you were repeatedly accusing me of certain political beliefs and affiliations, but since you are retarded, you applied the exact opposite of reality to me.If anything, it was a common accusation levied against young people in the late 00s, that we didn't vote or know anything about politics and all we wanted to do was listen to My Chemical Romance or Soulja Boy and take party drugs, and not you not knowing this is the same as me accusing you (since you're a zoomer, obviously) of being straight and not on meds, which is the opposite of the general consensus
>>215165521Opinion discarded since thats not the anon you were having an argument with earlier. The low iq is really showing in your post.
>>215157886Would marry her, great looks and greater voice.
>>215165513>you're a fag for not wanting women to look like men
>>215165573>not the anonYou said "noone (sic) cares"The anon in question does, hence the argument, but hey keep trying to sidestep the accusation that the generation infamous for not rocking the vote, or voting or dying, despite what all the celebrities told us to do (and they themselves also didn't vote) "voted for Obama"It all the corpo Gen Xers who voted for him
Omg I found the thread of gay retards.
>>215164579certainly the most disgusting girl posted in this thread so far. Bravo, sir, bravo.
>>215165610This looks like a man to you?
>>215165720>wide shoulders>no hips>no thighs>fridge body>drawn on eyebrowsLooks like a tranny. Literally just tits and nothing else.
>>215164373For me its the ugly hippe folk artists from the late 00's to early 2010's like Ingrid Michaelson and Regina Spektor
>>215158333Porn for this aesthetic?
for me, it's Thiccstina
>>215164964>>215164779Those music videos were commercials to sell records. Internet killed it (p2p).
High School sweethearts - melanie martinez
>>215164420She was so GOATed.
>>215161958It's really weird how mothers seethe over their sons developing a sexual interest in girls
>>215165748Millennials are hipster as fuck.
>>215156955Coomer garbage. Millenials are all coomers.
For me it was that SpiceGirls live concert where they reverse sat on chairs seemingly nude. Anyone remember it?
>>215164990Why is she standing like that
>>215166144has to brap really badly
>>215158151my cousin was literally jeremy
>>215165856GIWTWM
