I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT
this was peak coke bloat Mamoa
>>215158097cringe
carshit is thirdworlder coded like setting off fireworks in the cinema tier
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>>215158097I only ever saw the first one and parts of 2 and 3. At what point did this series turn into a cartoonish soap opera?
>>215158214who cares if it's thirdworlder coded, it's pure kino. First world countries are saturated in gay satanic jew propaganda anyways.
>>215158097wow.... imagine actually watching hsit like this. how black are the cinema audiences?
>>215158284they're there with their white girlfriends while you post on 4chan.
>>215158284you're not invited to the bbq, brother, the rest of us will stay prayed up and littysalud.
>>215158267Couldn't tell you, I bailed after the second one I think. Years later I would see an ad of them getting chased by nuclear submarines and crashing into satellites out in space. I knew then I had made the right decision
>>215158302>car activates ultra instinctKINO KINO KINO
post the one where vin jumps out of a car 25 meters to catch his girlfriend mid-air while they're being chased by a tank going 150mph or something
>>215158302Why is his son a nigger?
>>215158506when you're mixed race your kids can come out lighter or darker skin than you and have any hair texture from wavy to tight curls.
>>215158097but why is Dom's son black now?
>>215158097I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF TO SAVE MY BROTHER'S WIFE'S BLACK SOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!
>>215158610not like this, NOT like this
>>215158610>when you're mixed racewhy would anyone choose to be that?
>>215158302Would this work irl?
>>215158214genuinely unironically what do americans mean when they say an unmistakably american piece of media is "third world coded"do you mean poor coded?
>>215158302>fire shatters glass
>>215158870the "3rd world" is more than just the overwhelming presence of poverty or lack of modern human comforts - it's an entire moral structure and common pattern of behavior, their ethics and values and consensus on certain basic human rights; to be "third world" is to not, among your society, possess expectations of things like food safety and good hygiene, timeliness, and honesty. the people aren't just poor, they're stupid, and most of them are only blessed with enough intelligence to be evil - while the rest are little more than toiling animals they make victims of
>>215158506they blackwashed diesel son
>>215158866Totally. The biggest appeal of the Fast movies is their strict adherence to realism.
>>215158825people have different preferences. Don't be ignorant and stupid .
>>215158870It means the media lacks leftist values. Leftists are triggered by fireworks because they think it's unnecessary pollution. They hate cars and prefer walkable cities and bicycles.
>>215158097He'll show up without a scratch in another one
>>215158253You think he regretted it at that point?
>>215158097He survived this btw
>>215158302Doing this with a kid in the car is so irresponsible
>>215158302>You leave me and my wife's son alone
>>215158302I don't think I could watch this in a theater, I'd be laughing too hard, too longLike when I saw the Darth Vader NOOO thing in theatersI laughed for like 5 minutes after the scene ended
>>215158097KINO! KINOOO!
>>215158302why does everyone love his son?
>>215158825In my dad's case, he was tricked>thinks my mom is a light-skinned black woman>turns out she was just a swarthy french womanI'm now a mutt :(
>>215158097WTF is this?! I thought John Cena couldn't die or lose fights??
>stronger than dom>smarter than dom>faster than dom>deader than dom
>>215158969How does that answer my question?
>>215159356Everyone outside of America prefers walkable cities (aka mixed use zoning, European style city centers, communities with economic life, and functional public transport). Americans can't have this because of niggers, yet they're brainwashed to think their way is the right way and everyone else is "third world" or "leftist". Your comment makes zero sense whatsoever
>>215161024He lost in The Suicide Squad
>>215158097Remember when this was about JDM shitboxes going in a straight line?
>>215161616Only the 3rd movie was primarily about racing and that was drifting, not straight line races.
>>215158097Is that vehicle street legal
>>215158302>son is already brown before getting broiled by the explosionHow did they miss this in editing
>>215161468Walkable cities is code word for people being packed like sardines in high density housing with minimal privacy and freedom.
>>215160383>i don't think i could do this because i might actually enjoy itwhat kind of reasoning is this? do you think you're going to offend the intellectuals there to dissect the themes?
>>215158097what the fuck is this absolute CINEMA
>>215162078>the worst fear of the american is an apartment buildingall this stuff goes back to culture. america is not a cohesive society. cohesive societies don't have this obsession with the individual's "privacy and freedom" (ie to not closely interact with neighbors and not thinking of oneself as a part of the community as a tangible social circle etc.) The other big factor is that american suburbs are designed to serve as racial soft segregation, since blacks are concentrated in the city centers. A sick society that builds around and rationalizes its pathologies. You will never have small-family owned shops, businesses, restaurants and "third places" (google what that is) within walking distance of your home. You will never have public transportation within walking distance of your house. Instead you will have Big Corporation 30 minutes away on the freeway. Your kids will not have the freedom to roam neighborhoods and parks other than being driven to friends house by mommy which is also 30 minutes away in the other suburb. You will be happy. (on ssri's)
>>215158825No one is choosing their race, dummy.
Had a 12 hour flight so I marathoned the first 4 films.The Fast and the Furious>Tokyo Drift>Fast & Furious>2 Fast 2 FuriousMakes me sad to put 2F2F so low because I love how 2000s it is but the villain fucking sucks
The next film will take place in space. Earth is invaded by Alpha Draconian reptiles and Zeta Reticuli greys. Also Satan. It's up to the family to save the planet.
>>215158506Anon, Vin Diesel is half black
>>215163262I've heard he's weird about it, like he named his company One Race Productions lol. I always meant to watch the short film he made about it
>>215163202I was going to joke that they'll do it by somehow making it about driving very fast cars but realised they'll do it and make it something akin to the Death Star trench run.>haul a nuke to the vent>nuke-hauling truck inevitably gets shot and flips over some distance from the destination>vin diesel parks his space-capable dodge charger next to the truck, flexes and lifts the nuke out to toss it into the vent
>>215162944Their parents chose.
>>215158506The funny thing is his kid was much more light skinned as a baby.
>>215163516That's not what the post I replied to said though.
>>215163202>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qomc0YuGlAIWe're already halfway there (damn why the fuck can't I find the webm of their re-entry)
>>215158214this is literally why nobody likes you
>>215158302is the nitro boost from redline or was it a thing long before redline?
>>215158610Vin Diesel isn’t mixed race tho, he larps as black but he’s literally 100% Italian-American
>>215158969That was beautiful anon. Did you write it or take it from somewhere else?>>215162078I lived in Alcalá de Henares which is a 200k pop city. It wasn't packed at all. Main street is just a long street with cobblestones instead of asphalt, barely wide enough for two cars to pass each other going slowly. There are shops on the first floor, maybe some low traffic shops above them like a dentists office or lawyers, and residents from the second floor up. It's only like three stories. There are apartment buildings that go up to like 7 stories. If your concept of walkable is 20 minutes then it's a walkable city. But if 5 minutes is too much for you then yea, Hong Kong is the only walkable city on Earth.
>>215164065Are there any actually good movies with great driving scenes?DriveRonin 47Baby DriverI'm tapped out. Ronin 47 is held up as the pinnacle of driving movies, and the driving scene is good, but it should be considered the bare minimum.
>>215163936It's nonetheless true.
>>215164237That people that have babies are choosing the race of their child? No shit.
>>215164082I wonder if people are still afraid of vaccines in that world
>>215158214Setting off fireworks in the theater sounds like fun though
Why is this franchise so fucking cringy and goofy?
>>215164202Any Friedkin film with car chases.
>>215163050>but the villain fucking sucksWhat are you talking about, he's the best villain of the series.
>>215162595When the Darth Vader thing happened, I distracted a bunch of people because I wouldn't stop laughing
>>215164263>No shit.More useful to the OP than your >ackhthually no one can choose their race
>>215164445Thats insane, he's lame as fuck. All he does the whole movie is suck on the undercover girl's face and try to look cool>hehe you all almost died to get me my badass cigar>look how tough I am, I will torture you with a rat in a bucket>I will now make my badass escape on my private yachtplus the actor just had no presence or intimidation factor
All the characters died and turned into ghosts.
did they actually go to space or did i just make that up?
>>215164523>>look how tough I am, I will torture you with a rat in a bucketOne of the most memorable scenes in the entire series.
>>215164549Game of Thrones did it better by actually comitting to it. Plus he has that lame moment right after where he gets mad at the girl for upstaging him.
>>215164429I just looked up Friedkin. I had never heard of him but I see he directed The Exorcist.Over the past few years I was getting concerned that I had a case of TikTok brain because whenever I put on a movie or tv show I end up moving the mouse down to reveal the seek bar to find out how much I have left. I'll open a browser and let the movie sit in a corner for a minute before going back to fullscreen. Then Mike Stoklasa said modern audiences can't sit through The Exorcist because they think it's boring. I gave it a try and never left fullscreen and never checked the seek bar. It's just a great fucking movie. And I realized I don't have TikTok brain, movies these days are just shit.
>>215163262then why isn't the kid at most a quarter black? he looks full black
>>215158302>Dom is some indeterminate blend of latino, white and black, his brother is white and his father is latino>he had a baby with a white Brazilian woman>somehow had a black kid darker than both parents put together
>>215164429Which ones have car chases? Cruising looks like it's going to have gay sex in it.
>>215161024that's The Rock, Cena doesn't care about that
>>215158097the son is the black kid?
>>215164642To Live and Die in LA and The French Connection are probably the most famous ones
>>215164545Yes, they drove to space in F9. But it was the two comic relief characters and it was kind of incidental, barely even relevant to the plot. Really baffling that they shot their wad that way.
>>215159092>Don't be ignorant and stupidmixed races are genetically inferioryou said it yourself, you won't ever be able to know what comes outmight be a normal white, might be a low iq african
>>215162078Amsterdam begs to differ
>>215164661yesno it's not explained
>>215162078worst sour grapes Ive read in a while
>>215162078>it's bad because ummm....4chan memed it so it must be bad ok!
>>215162078Found the oil shill.
>>215164636anon what is 1/2 + 1/4I think even if you're american you should be able to handle that
>>215162078>high density housing with minimal privacy and freedom.wait til he finds out you have this with cars too
The fuck happened to ludacris between 2 and 5? man went from chill and happy to deadpan and depressed for the whole runtime
>>215164729>anon what is 1/2 + 1/4Anon, what is 1/2 + 3/4?
>>215164741He also went from a garage owner / race organizer to world-class black hat hacker / computer guy.
>>215164729It's not 1/2 + 1/4, it's 1/2 + nothing. The mother was a white woman. So it's at most, one black grandparent, and even that isn't very clear as we see Dom's father, who's a latino, and his grandmother, who's a latina, it's not clear where the black part comes into it, as his brother is played by John Cena, who is white, so his latino father had a white kid and a vaguely mixed kid
makes me sick motherfucker, how far we done fell.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyq2dx1E__E
>>215164778> so in this scene, Brian gets attacked because he doesn't watch his back> I got you mr. director, I'll find you a sick needle drop
Family.
>>215164576>Chin Diesel
>>215164778Brian Earl Spilner, what is that some kinda serial killer name?
>>215158097>Sit in a public toilet, hear people come and go. Take a deep breath and shout: "I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!" People laugh.
>>215158267>>215158347>>215158214>>215158278I've never seen any of them, from what I can tell they semi rebooted it in 2009 with FF4 it made a surprising amount of money internationally because that was right around the time streaming was becoming a thing and the international boxoffice was becoming the most important thing (it's the reason we only get muh sloppa action blockbusters and horror films and fucking NOTHING ELSE) so since they were making crazy amounts of money basically entirely off international sales and the marvel sloppa was popular at the time and popular internationally they just leaned into live action third world cartoon sloppa
>>215158097why is dom's son black though
>>215158097is the car broken or is flipping over the intended purpose
>>215158506Vin Diesel is black
>>215158302That’s a big explosion
>>215164077Its bern a thing way before Redline. Ever seen Road Warrior?
>>215166404for you
>>215166539no I haven't. does it also have that sort of sequence of the fuel/nitro boost going through the engine's tubes?
>>215165885-ish
>>215158302it's so realistic wow
>>215158097Pure slopkino
>>215164202>Ronin 47You mean Ronin. 47 Ronin is the Keanu Reeves fantasy samurai one.Bullit is regarded as having one of the best on screen car chases but the rest of it is meh.The Bourne Identity has a pretty decent chase sequence.Blues Brothers has a bunch of over the top car chases with dozens of car pileups.The first three F&F films were pretty decent for their practical driving stunts.
>>215164082what in the absolute fuck
>>215158308you tug your tiny brown penis to the thought of black dicks, there is no one who isn’t superior to you
>>215167971Dom killed at least 10 babies here
>>215164202Some of the Bond movies actually have great car chases.
Familiafrens...not like this...
>>215161204how does that not answer your question? i fully outlined what calling something "third world" means just for you. i've led you to the water you useless mule. drink it. quench yourself on the implications of the thought that third worlders are stupid, poor, and often evil, and that they like dumb spectacles and nigger-rich trivialities like fast cars - not just because they are expensive, or dangerous, and they are too stupid to respect danger, but because they are also loud, and third worlders love to be loud - they love to make noise similarly to how any mindless animal loves to add its own hooting to the endless cacophonous soundscape of a junglewhat i'm getting at is why even the niggers we have here in the US who have finally accrued enough parasitic social benefits to be considered anywhere close to "middle class" are still just like third worlders. niggers of any economic status are the exact same in their behavior, mindset, beliefs, values, everything; it stands to reason then that for some races they simply have an identifiable "programming" and among a collective of these certain races they all again fall under an identifiable series of unsavory archetypes.so with all this in mind it becomes clear, the difference between something simply being "poor" and something being "third world" - because again, like i already very coherently told you, the "third world" is a system of reprehensible human nature and culture and it goes way beyond just privation
>>215158097>weet ik
>>215158267the 4th one is when it starts getting overly ridiculous, then it gets exponentially worse with each movie
>>215158097HELLLLLLL YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH NIIIYYYYUGGGGGUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>215166727It's stolen from Redline.
>>215168187>niggers we have here in the US who have finally accrued enough parasitic social benefits to be considered anywhere close to "middle class">posted by a guy who doesn't have a job
>>215158097How many times are you going to post this?
>>215158506Hispanics have prominent black dna.
>>215164729You're a fucking retard and you don't understand basic genetics. Go back or kill yourself.
These movies are unironically better than the Mission Impossible franchise.
>>215164077>>215166727the first fast and furious popularized those animations of the engine's inner workings, sometimes showing where the nitro goes through. it's heavily stylized and fast paced and i think they were the first ones to do it this way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYufqpWTW7Mit's just a few seconds worth of sequences but it tickled the car autism just right.the NfS underground games heavily leaned into this thematically, the first trailer is a direct referencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skkFUgJiht8all that being said in this specific case it's pretty much from redline
>>215161112do people ever really die in the f&f universe? noname goon(er)s yes but main characters also?or is it inevitably revealed they have somehow survived and stayed hidden only to then reappear two or three movies down the line?
>>215158097is the first one good?
>>215164082kek, strange how this is so fucking goofy while the safe scene from F5 is so kino.my guess would be the novelty of it back then
>>215160383>>215164481Same. Are you me? Did you also laugh at the scene where the army of Mr. Smith clones in the Matrix sequel fights Neo and he flies away? They just stare at each other and disperse. I laughed so hard the entire theater SHHHH'd me.
>>215164202i liked the chase scene from the bourned identity, especially since it's done with a shitbox mini, whereas most other movies feature the sponsor's newest model, usually some elegant and fast status symbol of a carhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-s5qWGHm3g
>>215158302Jeet tier
>>215158302hitting water at that speed is like hitting concrete
>>215168711Fortunately I never saw any of the other Matrix movies aside from the first one
>>215164202thief
