If I got sent to Oz I would just stay in my cell reading book and never leave
I would ask the black guy about his little hat
>>215158419I always think that when I see prison anything. I would leave my cell for food, to get new books and nothing else.
how will you get tits?
>>215158868 books are my tits
>>215158419Then you would be sent to Gen Pop instead of the Emerald City. McManus only wants social prisoners.
>>215158419>>215158845you two are getting raped
>>215158938Prison rape is overblown, not commonplace
>>215158419>"You're going to be 'reading' my 'book' every night, prag"
>>215158419If I was in Oz, I'd protest over letting literal refugees from boats have a free ride.
I'm immediately doing 100 pushups every morning.
I'd rape everyone in this thread Bend over, prags
>>215158845I'd rape you first or second.
>>215158970>Prison rape is overblown, not commonplace>t. things that rapees say when they've been sentenced
>>215158419Imagine being a prison sissy, so fucking hot omg
>>215159345Faggot.
>>215159225>>215159345
>>215159225Fill me up please. I've got diarrhea.
>>215159388You sound scared. Did daddy hurt you?
>>215158419You'd be sucking dick for tits within a week https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX_6_R1NsoQ
>>215158419Niggers love that. When they know you're hiding in your cell they know you're an easy target. Constantly see jiggaboos go into cells that aren't theirs and see some twink and his rapist come out 10 mins later walking funny.
>>215158970It's very common. The pinned down and violently raped isn't common but the, "you need to click up or get protection through me and if you're my bitch you gonna suck or take it" is very prevalent. See tons of smaller men "consensually dating" the bigger men at the yards I've worked.
>>215159627>See tons of smaller men "consensually dating" the bigger men at the yards I've worked.so if you're sub 6 feet you're gonna have to fight people off or take dick?t. 5'10''
>>215159827That or join a gang, put in work, catch more time and get sent to a higher level yard. If you land on a level 3 or higher, you're taking dick or catching more time. This is the case in AZ at least
>>215158419id eat so much that im 900+ lbs and fill an entire cell and everyone who wants to rape me can but he'll just be fucking a wall of fat and i wont even notice
>>215159960You know firsthand? I think I'll not commit any felonies, so I can avoid this scenario.
>>215159960Jesus america is such a shithole.
Imagine going to prison and being a faggot who can't just jerk off. Like you NEED a stinky, smelly hairy asshole to put your dick in. Lmao.
>>215160094Just watching and observing. Inmates are pretty stupid and don't hide shit well. It's a fucked up world, dudes will go to medical with a busted lip and two black eyes and everyone knows he "fell off his bunk". Can't press them because they won't talk.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18kvo
>>215160227>But it's not about being gay! It's about dominance! Sure it is. Having sex with a filthy convict who showers twice a week is just to put him in his place. lol, the denial is pathetic.
>>215159370You wish. Most prisoners never have to face such a thing. Most of them are not homosexuals.
>>215159434You're the one threatening rape. You either got raped by your dad or didn't get a dad. Either way you had a bad start.
>>215159527I'm sure that makes sense in the context of the episode, but I'm not going to find out. Oz is the one HBO show I have no intention of ever experiencing. Prison stuff is awful. It's probably the closest I can think of to horror content. Because ghosts and demons and zombies are silly and not real, but going to prison for something you didn't do could conceivably happen to anyone in the wrong place at the wrong time. Prison shows and movies frighten me like few other subjects. Deep down I feel guilt too, like I belong there for being a bad person, and if I were to "win" that lottery and be falsely imprisoned it would feel like some kind of karmic justice. I really hate myself most of the time.
>>215159627Click up?Anyway, all of that is bullshit. There's no way that you can't avoid doing gay shit in prison. You must work at the one where the real scumbag offenders go. I'd only ever do white collar crime.
>>215158845I would learn to be a barber, assuming I'm in a low to medium security type place. Would probably make you popular among the boys, there's plenty of practice to be had and you can make a living doing it as an ex-con.
>>215159998What would you eat? The commissary junk food is expensive and you won't have money. You can't just have seconds at dinner time in the cafeteria.
why does schillinger rape men so much if he hates gays?
>>215160539self-hating homosexual
>>215160539prags don't count as men
>>215160539He has sex with men but relationships with women.
>>215160461Prison ain’t so bad, specially these days
>>215158419Yeah and then some skinhead will just come into your cell and make you his bitch, just like what happens to Tobias
>>215161999Just pretend to be nutty. When they enter your cell start whooping high pitched whoops and cutting yourself.
Is drawing ability appreciated in prisons?
>>215158419oz was one hot showhttps://youtu.be/hWVlT0B3B-U?t=40
>>215160483Ameriburgers pronounce clique as 'click'. In this context he means 'join a gang' when he says "click up".
>>215160539He doesn't like raping other men he uses it for power inside prison
>>215160280I'm mostly just shocked that dailymotion still exists.
>>215164484Without them and Vimeo who would host cool shit that youtube won't allow? The knockoffs like odysee and bitchute are notoriously filled with schizos and bigots.
>>215164216Heh americans are so stupid.
>>215164396Sounds like cope.
>>215161999The kind of guys who pursue loners do it because they don't want any pushback for a good reason. They're usually addicts and can't put up a real fight, so will target guys they can intimidate into bending over. If a guy tries to force or coerce you into gay shit, just go fucking nuts, and I mean absolutely crazy. Bash the fuck out of his head as you put all your weight onto him. If he can fight, then stop swinging and start grappling. Start biting at his nose, eyes and cheeks, tear at his ears and claw and gouge every bit of exposed skin or sensitive area. Yeah, 50% of the time they'll fight and you'll get hurt, but these guys treat rape as a crime of convenience. Even if they knock you down, they're still going to be bleeding and dazed and they know the chance of a free ride is over. They MIGHT come after you again, but it'll be to hurt you, not rape you.
>>215159527>You'd be sucking dick for tits within a weekwhat like.. sucking dick for money to pay for implants? haha... that's like so wierd anon! such a fag for thinking of that even...
>>215158419Problem is if you keep to yourself so much you end up becoming a variable every other cunt in there can play with in their gang related chicanery >be nigger that has to prove he's tough for initiation, guess ill shank that random dude who's in his cell all day no dramas, he doesn't belong to any crew>oh shit I need somewhere to hide this illicit shit I used in this sentence increasing crime, guess ill stash it under that random guys pillow>"hey who the fuck did that thing I'm pissed about? Oh you're saying it was that 1 guy who's barely seen and always sits in his cell? He did it? weird fucker I knew he had something going on, let's go rape and kill him my homies"At some point you need to make sure people know where you stand, or they'll start wondering
>>215158419I would dilate my asshole with expert precision, wider than his dick, just as it enters. as he slams inside I'd release some gas, trapping a cushion of air around his dick and preventing him from caressing my guts at all. he'd pull out confused and very unsatisfied. then in the confusion I'd give his dick a chinese burn and the trumpet would kick in.
>>215165251>booby trap my cell like home alone
>>215158419I would punch the CO and stay in solitary. That way it is just like real life
>>215158419>>215158845>Go to the library to get a book>Some big nigger threatens to make you suck his cock>Aryans scare him off and now you owe themWhat now smart guys?
>>215165407>niggers>in the library
>>215160539He just likes bumholes and the smell of his dick after being in bumholes.
>>215158845That's pretty much what every ex convict says about getting through prison. Be respectful, mind your own business, don't act stupid
>>215165251You don't shank random people unless you're batshit
i train martial arts so i'd probably get the Baki experience, you guys underestimate however powered being a trained warrior makes you in prison compared to normies https://youtu.be/A4bEuade4s8
>>215165407introduce them to always the horizon
>>215165407that bit was a test. correct answer was immediately attack the nig no matter the size difference. if you pussy out you suck cock. if you fight then you are muscle meat the gangs will want to recruit
>>215165633If O'Reilly tells you some random has been talking shit abput you, you go and stab the guy. You dont ask first, or check if O'Reilly's bullshit is true. You just go and kill.
>>215165613>ConvictThat's a slur in prison we prefer to be called inmates
>>215160180just because your ignorant ass does not know other languages does not mean its pretty everywhere else. Puccia in particular is effectively prison camp: the state. going to prison is as natural as going to school in there
>>215160539prisons are filled with closet fags in denial about their man ass lust. Thus you get the badzillion silly "rules" and games invented by them which prove how they definitely aint fags and everybody else is like in puccia if you make out with a woman and admit it in prison you are then declared a "prag". next step is if you have fucked any women in any other way then anal then you are also a "fag" to be bummed iso-cubes from judge dredd can't come fast enough. every prisoners sits suspended in cryogenic state with their mind trapped in simulations. This way they can't interact with themselves and prisons achieve their true goal>being giant taxes on your time
>>215160227>Imagine going to prison and being a faggot who can't just jerk offJerking off is more shameful than raping a man to the underclass. No exaggeration.
>>215165633>yes all my fellow prisoners are verifiably sane and level headed individuals, especially the young nigger gentlemen who got locked up for killing a mother and her child whilst robbing a gas station, I'm sure they won't stab me for no good reason, here, in OZ, the place known to house good samaritans
>>215159627Only in America, a country renowned for its anal fixation and homosexual ideation. This shit doesn't happen in other countries, unless they're a third world shithole.
>>215165869>This shit doesn't happen in other countries,lol. a few posts just earlier >>215165743
>>215158419if you do county prison you can get away with that but the moment you hit state prison, if you take PC, labeled a bitch and it sticks for life. Go to gen pop and not find a race set, you will 100% undoubtably be raped by your own kind first, then the niggers. Do not let anyone fool you, state prison is 100% rape. You are raping or being raped
>>215160180Bro places like russia are notorious for prison rapes, and not just from other inmates either. Its not just america where that happens
>>215166957brother it is the human condition, this is every jail that isnt 23 hour lock down. In war, the large part of POW deaths is from rape. All the disease and malnutrtion is cover for the homosexual rape occuring. I encourage you to read and challenge my assertion, because you will be surprised how much of war is a lie to cover homosexual behavior
>>215158419>If I got sent to Oz I would just stay in my cell reading book and never leaveGee why didn't Beecher think of that? Prags don't get to decide what they do with their time and neither would you.Also SAAAAR
>>215160483Ive watched a fair amount of ex con youtubers and from what I can discern its highly dependent on which prison you end up in, and which state. Prisons in california and shitholes like AZ are the worst, whereas others in the midwest and east coast seem less likely to get into all that stuff
>>215165869>if I say America when I mean niggers nobody will think I’m racist
Why didn’t the inmates realize the prison was made of styrofoam? Agamemnon dug 3 full escape tunnels in less than a few years
>>215166957I served a few years in an Australian prison and started off as A2(Second highest classification maximum security) and there was no rape I only found out many years later that my cellie was a homosexual who killed a guy during a drug fueled sex romp when because he was on the news
>>215164396What about on The Wire when Michael's dad gets out and comes home and he doesn't want Bug around him so Partlow is going to kill him and he says how he isn't gay for kids, but he fucked guys in prison "you know how it be..." and all that shit. "Gotta get yo nut".I don't buy that power thing. You could use violence even more effectively. It's about the cycle of abuse. "Do unto you now what has been done to me."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUPV4OfNlt0
>>215165251You watch too many movies, dude.
>>215165336Look up a device called 'Rapex'. It's damned scary just to look at!
>>215167303Michaels dad had molested Michael was the subtext tho
>>215165676Fuck off, nazi scum.
>>215167242Why didn't they just kill the prisoners?Why go through such lengths to impression and rehabilitate them?
>>215165837Bullshit. We're talking about American prisons here. Rape is not more common than fappery.
>>215166941Sure, buddy. Everyone who goes to prison gets raped if they're not in a gang. And if they ARE in a gang they get raped as initiation. And the only lucky tough dudes who don't get raped must subject others to rape lest they be seen as "bitches". You are so full of shit. I found the >>215167325
>>215158419>>215158845There are no free rides. Everybody puts in work. And I don't mean helping us with our computer skills. You'll get your fucking hands dirty..
