>Make your wish.
>>215161986I wish for you to perform oral sex on me only once and in a way that does not harm me or mutilate me in any way and is also pleasurable for me and will end as soon as I cum in your mouth without any sort of manipulation from you besides strictly pleasuring me with your mouth in a way that a typical blowjob would be performed from one human to another in the United States of America. And no harm comes to me from the time the blowjob starts to the time the blowjob ends and there will not be any interruptions until I cum in your mouth.
>>215161995Sure, anon. What time can I come over?
>>215162406You're not going to trick me into wishing for that.
>>215161995>And no harm comes to me from the time the blowjob starts to the time the blowjob ends and there will not be any interruptions until I cum in your mouth.You forgot to specify no harm coming to you at any such time after the blowjob ends. You fool.
>>215162447He still had to let me cum in his mouth so I won eternally.
>>215161986I wish for omnipotence and omniscience without restrictions or drawbacks of any sort.
>>215162470And then you facefuck him.
>>215161986Best shit eater grin outside Henry Cavill.
>>215161995This, but I wish to never orgasm, and the djinn is forced to fellate me until my penis is nothing but rotted dust in his mouth, well past my own death. Then for my other two wishes I want a gift card for unlimited Little Caesars and 7-11 delivery
>>215161995And then the video recording of it happens and goes online and the djinn looked like a little girl on camera and now everyone thinks you're a pedophile. The djinn slurps down your cum and says 'wish granted asshole' and snaps his fingers and vanishes as the cops pull up to your place.
>>215162661So? He still slurped up my cum.Then my second wish is for him to have sex with everyone in the world as a little girl so they are all pedos too.
>>215161986i wish to have sex with all the hot girls in the world
>>215163388>makes you fuck all the old women in Florida
>>215161986I wish I had a 13 inch penis.
I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller.
>>215161986I ain't wishin' for nuffin'. You creepy djinn always grant the wish in a way that brings suffering. I'm wise to your schemes. Go find somebody else to con into torment.
>>215161986I want to work as a janitor on the internet message board, 4channel.
>>215163458>Go find somebody else to con into torment.Wish granted. Thanks for the soul.
>>215161986Walk around the earth 300 million times. You can only walk, you cannot exceed 1km an hour. You aren't allowed to stop. No harm can come to me or any of my loved ones, or anyone else until you have completed this task.
>>215161986I wish for this thread to die.
>>215161986i wish for all djinns to be in constant excruciating pain forever that can not be treated, stopped or adapted to in any way nor can djinns stop being djinns or cause non-djinns to become djinns
>>215163472That's not a wish, in fact, djinns are forced to follow human orders. If you tell him to fuck off, he must (per the first movie)
>>215162499He was so fucking good that them making two more movies without him was inexplicable
>>215162661If there is no victim there is no crime.
>>215163420>its on your forehead and cant get erect
>>215163472Damnit. You evil bastard... Try this.I wish for you to safely produce a single nugget of pure gold upon my lawn worth one billion United States dollars. I don't want any property damage. I don't want any fool's gold, I don't want it to be stolen, I don't want it to fall from an aircraft, or fall from a damn meteor, or any strange method. I simply want you to gently place it outside on the lawn I own. And I don't want any other wierd surprises! You got it?
>>215163396I said all. I dont mind fucking old women if i get to fuck hot women too
I watched these movies and sorta enjoyed them but it was also annoying if you think too hard about it because he basically decides to fuck up/misinterpret every wish given to him except for an extra special wish the final girl makes at the end which he always obeys to the letter and gets btfo by
>>215163743>throws all the women into the sun then throws you after them
>>215163751That's just slasher logic like how Jason Voorhees forgets he can teleport
>>215163697bro if the US government finds out you have one billion in gold they're just going to waco you're house.
>>215163388>Wish granted.Now all the sweaty, thirsty, overheated women on Earth are clamoring outside your home for cold water and to bang... Starting with the fattest and oldest. It's like Night of Living Dead but with very sunburnt women.
>>215163819I can go get my excavator and bury it without it being seen by anybody. Or simply cover it with dirt or rocks. I can always chip off little chunks when I want. I live in a pretty remote place.
>>215163552>he redefines the international standard for kilometers to screw you over
>>215161986"No".
>>215163976No is an acronym for "nice orgasm".Wish granted.
>>215161986What if I just completely ignore him and refuse to even acknowledge his presence, then leave?
>>215164003He keeps sending his farts into your mouth until you acknowledge him.
>>215163929you really think they aren't tracking every ounce of gold in circulation?
>>215161986I wish that for the rest of eternity you may no longer twist and manipulate the wishes of people, that you gain empathy and understand exactly what they ask for AND provide that to them with no tricks or repercussionsAlso destroy USA
>>215164003The movies highlight that this actually irritates him a lot, but it will provoke him to put you in life-threatening or otherwise unfortunate situations where you'll HAVE to wish for something
>>215164042Like this? >>215164014
>>215164026>>215163929>>215163819Anon fucked up another way>worth one billion United States dollarsEither the entire global economy is crashed in such a way as to make this possible for you or we enter a worthless yellow rocks era where yeah the gold is worth a billion but also USD is meaningless.You guys are really bad at this.
>>215164003That depends on if you are the person who released him or a random. If random he has more important business and you ignoring him long enough he goes back to his business.If you released him congrats the prophesy says he needs you to make 3 wishes to release all djinn into the world and start Armageddon. So he is going to hassle you, cause trouble and ruin the lives of everyone around you until you say your 3 wishes.
I wish that you will not grant this wish.
>>215164079Wish granted and ungranted.
>>215164079no problem, he just wont grant it to your beliefs but he will make it happen
>>215163976He makes you say "No" until you die from exhaustion.
>>215161986I wish I was an attractive young biological woman.
>>215164176>you become your mother and your dad wants to fuck
>>215164079That's handing him a blank wish to fuck you over.
>>215163958Thats just retarded. If it worked like that he could also just redefine the english language so any and every wish will result in whatever he wants.
>>215164063I only think that would matter if I attempted to sell it all at once. I wouldn't do that. I would simply start selling very small amounts to different companies that trade in raw gold. >Hire a team of salesmen, accountants, tax attorneys.>Buy a small mining company >Start up a few LLCsAll can be done in a matter of months. All the while (unbeknownst to anybody) my goofy ass owns the single largest lode of pure gold on Earth. The trick is not to be too greedy... And to keep a big secret.
>>215164176absolute shit body
>>215164176yikes
>>215164042Doesn't matter. I will not make a wish, nor even acknowledge his existence. And he'll have to know that for the rest of his.
>>215164401>anon refuses to wish>Wishmaster finally breaks down in a rage and storms off sulking>anon full of pride that he beat the djinn now has tons of self confidence>year later meets girl of his dreams>finally has confidence to ask her out>she says yes and is perfect>falls in love having found the perfect girlfriend>years into dating pops the question>will you marry me?>she looks at anon>wish granted>she turns into the djinn as he laughs evilly>wedding bells begin playing menacingly
>>215164508How many loads of cum did he have to put up with while he was waiting for that moment.
>>215164508>anon full of pride that he beatThere will be no pride, there will be nothing at all, he simply does not exist to me.
>>215161986I wish I had a credit card with a 10 trillion credit limit that never required payment
>>215161986I wished to be gangbanged by Djinn in the form of the Zutt(Indian men with large cocks and great stamina) all night long in the desert t. Muhammad
>i wish you would turn around and leave and never come back>no no no no no no
>>215161986I wish everyone from india died
