this made millennials hoot and holler and leak cum in their skinny jeans
>>215168612having the opinion that she looked better after her "makeover" should be a capital offense
She had a fun personality but got completely outclassed by literally every single female guest star. My favorite was the gift shop girl.
No, it made us boo and hiss actually.Cute, innocent, overwhelmed Elliott >>> "Hot", slutty, girlboss Elliott
>>215168612Watching a lot of shows from the early 2000s, it's pretty clear the only criteria for being hot is:A: be skinnyB. straighten hairSo you get a lot of boyfaced women like pic related.
>>215168612Millennials were actually out of the house having sex with real females, unlike shut in zoomoids. Elliott was fapping material for dads only.
>>215168612elliot from the early seasons of scrubs is a top tier woman you brown retard
>>215168717It was a different time, right before the negrofiction of American began in earnest.
>>215168612better than whatever this is
It was a fine time to be a young man watching television
>>215168612Where are the boobs?
>>215169037women used to be so beautiful
>>215169097Can’t have boobs when you’re badly anorexic
>>215168887Watch porn.
>>215169164even the women in porn are fat now
>>215169164No. Do something that's actually intellectually rewarding rather than pretending to like ugly women.
>>215168717>boyfaced women like pic related.What?
>>215169205Like what arguing about sitcoms on 4chan?
>>215168612This is what the average white girl looked like in the 00's.
>>215169233zoomers see attractive, healthy weight women and immediately think of twinks and fucking dudes
>>215169275like a whore?
>>215168717>Watching a lot of shows from the early 2000s, it's pretty clear the only criteria for being hot is:>A: be skinny>B. straighten hairIt's this easy yet 85% of women today fail at it
>>215168612i always thought she looked better like picrel. the hairstyle in op pic is dumb and makes her look much worse imo
>>215169248Apples to oranges. Hardly anyone thinks discussing about sitcoms is high IQ, while all the people who think deconstructing beauty standards is more complex than neurosurgery.
>>215168612we wore baggy cargo pants, but yes.
>>215169164do you really want me to post what the women in porn look like now. no more christy canyons bub, now it's landwhales and mutts from instagram
>>215169037Wow
>>215169559Will they ever come back?Asking for a friend who wishes for comfort and utility without looking like a dweeb
>>215168887
>>215168612AHH YEAOHHH YEATAKE IT EASY BABYMAKE IT LAST (MAKE IT LAST ALL NIGHT)SHE WASAN AMERICAN GIRL
>>215168717>calling her "boyfaced"Why do faggots insist on trying to tell us how hot or ugly women are?
>>215169233Just like how cats see cat faces on humans. Same with faggots seeing man faces on women lol!
>>215168612I was so bluepilled when I first watched this show that I actually thought it was a good thing she threw away all her childish stuffed toys and other girly things in her room.Now that I'm based and redpilled and a pedophile rightoid, I see how it was just propaganda, women should be girls with pink stuffies in their rooms.
>>215169037I was so in love with that bitch in the bottom right.
>>215170248>>215170282Kek. Sup bro
>>215170299You found me beautiful once...
>>215170403SPOILER THAT GORE!
>>215170403Dude fuck you. I have seen the picture though. Hard to find good photos of her. She was severe looking. I like that.Is that a quote from Army of Darkness btw..?
>>215170460Honey, you got real ugly.
>>215170403I can tell those are saggers
>>215170403As a former Lindsay Lohan simp, I'm eating good these daysLast thing I ever expected
>>215168656Nah, Heather Graham's and Elizabeth Banks' characters were shit.
>>215168612>skinny jeansThat's a zoomer thing.
>>215170627no, it was definitely popular among emo and scene queers when I was in high school
>>215170403there is no fucking way that is sarah chalke
>>215171054That's Denise played by Eliza Coupe
>>215168612>skinny jeans>2000sMillenials wore the very baggy jeans you now copy, zoomie.
>>215170627It was popular for like two or three years in the 2010s. Shit was retarded. Imagine having to spend three minutes trying to put on some pants.
>>215170612Banks was shit, Graham was just dull. There was barely anything to her.
>>215169699>>215169559The baggy jeans with extra pockets are already back among teenagers, so it might be just a matter of time.
>>215170283It's ok for her to throw away childish girly things though, she votes Republican.
>>215171139She had a couple of things going for her
>>215168612Absolutely still does.
>imagine getting Sarah Chalke wet as a waterfall by saying you hate Hillary Clintonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux711MHxg3YChudbros, this could be us in a few years! The pendulum is swinging, steady on brothers!
>>215171054Its Eliza Coupe who played Jo from the last couple of seasons of Scrubs
>>215171368The bad seasons? People actually watched those?
>>215169275lol, she looks so hot to me now, but yeah, back then she looked "average"
>>215170403totally would
>>215171397You can't know they're bad unless you watch them, retard. Not everyone's a little bitchbaby like you who needs other men to tell him what to like.
>>215171468You haven't seen the uncropped image. DO NOT LOOK IT UP!
>>215169291yes and it was glorious
>>215171477I watched the first episode of season 9 and dropped it. If you can't intuit something from being exposed to it for 40 minutes, you're stupid.
>>215171037Yeah but it didn't become generally popular until zoomer times.
>>215168717>boyfaced u r gay
>>215171535She was in seasons 7 and 8 as well I believe. At least 8, showcasing that you just skipped to season 9 to cry about it for clout.
>>215168612She was basically the only reason I ever watched that cringe show
>>215168612I am a 76 year young millennial and I think she is quite a looker with a good figure. I would certainly court her, if you know what I mean!
I'm rewatching Scrubs again.
>>215172014that's not true at all thobeit
>>215172436Where do you think you are?
>>215168669based
>>215169037gooch is missing
>215169037bitiul lady I kiss yuo bob
>>215172014Started being popular among hipsters in the late 2000s. Slim to very slim fit yeans have generally been popular during the last decade. Have you been living under a rock?
>>215169037>No brownsWe need to go back.
>>215172231kekked
>>215168717landwhale hands typed this.
>>215168612Sorry that the lack of penis dissapointed you zoomzoom
>>215170403RETURN THE SLAB
>>215169037>>215173455A long long time ago before reddit existed movies and tv shows would have the token black character. We’d want to be like the lone black guy because he was different and cool or we’d want to have sex with the only black girl because she was exotic. It’s the same way now but with the token white character.
>>215170211Fucking love tom petty
>>215173735>Fucking love tom pettyTalk about 90 IQ taste. Are you posting from the Walmart break room?
>>215173811t. brown 'person'
>>215168717She looks like a white Venti.
>>215170403Ozympic zombie?
>>215173734Except that they tried to make the token blacks likeable and cool, whereas the token whites just exist to get shit on.
>>215168717>boyfacedAre you feeling OK?
>>215170403
I love Cox!
ywn have crazy sex with neurotic s1 elliot
>>215168612yes
>hoot and holler and leak cum>holler and cumwould be a great name for a u2 album
>>215168654>>215169326yeah, there is this big scene where she throws away all her stuffed animals and becomes more "adult" and starts putting on makeup and dressing differently but she just looks like a cheap stripper that way
>>215170403>>215171368what in the absolute hell? She turned into a trailer trash meth whore That sucks, I mean you can tell she's had it rough
>>215172804gooch is crazy!
>>215174381Vegan
>>215176524In the fullness of time she was just a quirk chungus wasn't she. no wonder 30 year girls are all lost in the sauce and le quirky disney adults
the show always portrayed him as unmanly and borderline gay but he was actually a gigachad. what gives?
>>215169037My wife is a dead ringer for Heather Graham.... and is also a doctor. Your image gave me a jumpscare.
>>215177128jews trying to emasculate men.
>>215170627Baggy jeans are on trend for zoomers
I wanted her to end up and procreate with Dudemeister
>>215168717>boyfaced women like pic related.Are you blind?
>>215173734>We’d want to be like the lone black guy because he was different and cool or we’d want to have sex with the only black girl because she was exotic.What the fuck are you talking about? Are you American?
>>215177349There is nothing exotic about black women in america. must be some europoor.
>>215173613Bingo
>>215177173Go to /b/ and make a ‘Pics You Shouldn’t Share’ thread or you’re a liar.
>>215168717I'm a zoomer and she's hot, I think alot of the actresses pushed in the 90s-2000s were, I never get hard watching 80s movies or modern movies though
>>215168612She’s no zendaya for sure
Blonde Donna was better than red head Donna
>>215177349>>215177388You’re missing the part about it being a long long time ago. Like in the 80’s when The A Team had one black guy and Fast Times At Ridgemont High had one black guy and in Back To The Future and other than the fag in Revenge Of The Nerds the black guys were always cool and tough. And in Saved By The Bell there was Lisa, even in Xenon 21st Century Girl there was a teenage Raven Symone as the only black girl and the one with the biggest tits. >There is nothing exotic about black women in americaNot anymore but up until the mid 2000’s you’d rarely see black people outside of the southern states and major cities. In the movie Gremlins the science teacher was black and it didn’t make sense to me.
>>215169097She had objectively great boobs you homosexual.
>>215171117If you've never watched a hot girl trying to squeeze herself into skinny jeans, you haven't lived.I was even asked for help once.
>>215176807The funny thing is shes goes back to normal in like one season because everyone stopped dressing like that irl pretty quick lol
>>215171368Meh. She was on the wrong side of the shark anyhoo.
>>215172436I'm probably due for a rewatch. Is there a good place to torrent it and make sure you have the original music? I know a bunch of it got changed on streaming.
>>215172436Make sure you watch the T-mobile commercials as they're the spiritual epilogue after season 9.
>>215168612well noi was wearing cargo shorts.
>>215179095>that JD hairlinebros...
>>215168887Did they film this shit in India or something?
>>215168612>this made millennials hoot and holler and leak cum in their skinny jeansI'm leaking cum just looking at this pic.
>>215168612I'm not wearing skinny jeans :)
>>215176524she was such a cutie in the early seasons
For me? It was season 5+ Elliot who started wearing the coat and looked like a fucking goddess.
just rewatched this whole series. maybe my favorite one of all time. the early seasons were the best, and the show actually changed quite a bit as it went along, but it was still funny and good up til the end. I’m looking forward to the new season.
>>215169164>immediately associates being beautiful with pornyou are a massive fugly retard coping aren't you?
>>215180390The best sitcom ending of all time. I doubt anything will ever top it.
>>215173734>We’d want to be like the lone black guy because he was different and cool or we’d want to have sex with the only black girl because she was exotic.No we didn't.
>>215168612Love Sarah Chalke. Wonder how she didn't have a bigger career. She was cute, didn't wall too hard, funny.
>>215180541Glad she's at least had success with rick and morty. For playing such goofy characters before she handles that role of being a fairly serious counter to the goofiness of everyone else well, or at least did last time I watched that show 3 years ago lol.
>>215168717>>>/lgbt/
>>215180436agreed. and the med school season wasn’t really that bad, it just wasn’t the same without most of the cast. I did notice something funny, though. in the beginning of the med school season, turk and jd see each other for the first time in a while and the “guy love” song plays when they hug (I think this also happened in one other episode after the musical episode, but I forget which). but the point is that in past seasons, jd says that all the music we hear in the show is playing in his head. like the sad music or the “bwah” when someone leaves a scene, etc. but jd shouldn’t know “guy love” because the musical episode happened inside a patient’s head, not jd’s. technically, according to the “lore” or “cannon” or whatever you want to call it, we shouldn’t be hearing that song unless it’s playing in jd’s head. which means jd must actually know the guy love song. there’s a couple ways this could happen. he could have talked to the musical patient afterwards and she could’ve told him what she heard, or she could’ve gone on to release an album of songs she heard in her head, and jd listened to it.but my favorite headcannon reason is that when they heard there was a patient who was hearing music, jd and turk decided to perform for her the song they had been writing/rehearsing together, and so she wasn’t actually hallucinating the song (just the backup dancers, etc). it’s not in the episode or anything, but I like to imagine they had been working on that song for weeks and then they were like “finally, this is the perfect time for guy love!” kek
>>215169164The glory days of porn are long gone. It's not the 1970s anymore.
She was the hot Becky (Roseanne)
>>215176928>she was just a quirk chungus wasn't sheNo. Not remotely close.You have bad takes and should feel bad.
>>215180770>and the med school season wasn’t really that bad, it just wasn’t the same without most of the cast.I don't know, I found that most of the cast was written to imitate the original Scrubs cast but worse, especially with the unicorn chick being R63 JD. Blondie was the only one who felt developed and Dr. Cox was being treated like Kelso instead of who he actually was.
>>215169037Its the girl who was taking painkillers from the hospital who was also in some insurance commercial or something.
>>215180541>Wonder how she didn't have a bigger careerBecause she was on two long running syndicated network television shows back when that meant something. That was winning the game as a tv actor. Everyone else were just working actors.
>>215182151Fact; although the other Becky was better.
>>215180541Looks like my friend's mom so much here it's insane. We also both talked about how we'd fuck Elliot all the time, wonder if ever made that connection.
>>215179095season 9 of scrubs? >nope>doesn't exist>we made it up
>>215183035why do i like watching cute girls pee?
>>215183161Technically it doesn't really exist. It was a spinoff series that retroactively got turned into scrubs season 9.
>>215179095Man, Elliot looks rough
>>215183222>pee
Remember how she would randomly start speaking German?That was hot.
>>215183012They says she's the same. But she isn't the same.
>>215183335from the thumbnail it looked like she was just a torso walking on her hands
>>215183335So true
>>215168612Yes.
>>215168612>zoomers have never hooted and holleredwhat in tarnation?
>>215183012Adrenochrome
>>215176928no shes peak daddy issuesone of those girls who motivates herself by fostering a deathly fear of failure (and disappointing her father) and manages to maintain that complex all the way through collegeand thus has no way to mentally deal with it so any time anything even goes slightly wrong she vomits her anxiety onto everyone around her and mentally reverts to a child
>>215182713agree to disagree. I don’t think season 9 is as good as the og cast, but I still found it worth watching. on my recent rewatch, I thought season 8 was a really great ending, but I was still glad I had a little more to watch after. I just like these characters (the ogs), the show’s sense of humor, the medical drama parts, and even the romance drama parts. I’m definitely looking forward to the new season, for the same reason.
>>215168717how did you miss the part where her face always looks horny and DTF? that's her appeal.
>>215182713>most of the cast was written to imitate the original Scrubs cast but worseI havent watched it in years but I remember thinking they were pretty different. Franco's little brother was I guess the Turk but he had his own style of dedication to medicine that was cool. The veteran doctor guy was boring but he was different from any scrubs character, plus it was interesting how Cox was super interesting in him, basically on the opposite side of his push and pull with JD. MC girl was too much like JD, but given another season or 2 I bet she could have developed her own identity.
>>215176928not really. she had some pretty serious flaws and is one of the better written female tv characters I can recall.
>>215168717>>215169037tasty coma wife is one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen.