Why did the 1990 big screen adaptation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles succeed where everyone thing else failed
Why you shouldn't eat glue.
>>215173177Unironically had great cinematography and good fights.
>>215173369>>215173388Are there any other movies from the 80's/90's that have this "mythic new york" aesthetic?
>>215173388This is what happens when Golden Harvest co-produces the movie.
>>215173177The Foot Clan arc from the comics was the most filmable tmnt story at the time
>>215173559What about when they went into space to fight Triceratrons ?
>>215173177>1. No internet>2. Physical special effects, cgi is soulless >3. Kids played with plastic action figures from the movie and Nintendo games based on the movie and we wanted to see our toys and video games on the big screen. I took my TMNT toys to the theater and played with them while wearing my TMNT shirt and eating TMNT candy and several other kids in the theater were doing the same. Nowadays they call that autism.
>>215173462Most of the filming locations other than the stock establishing shots of New York were all in North Carolina.
>>215174027And?
rare pre-matrix movie that does kung fu action the right way
>>215174027Acktually...
>>215173177>everyone thing else pajeet coded
>>215173177Cool but CRUDE you sub verbal Australopithecine
>>215174027oh ok.....
>>215174935Gimme a break!
>>215173445I saw at least 7 opportunities he could have easily landed a deadly blow
>where everyone thing else failedwdym?
>>215175493He’s literally just toying with them to show them they’re no match for his ninjitsu
>>215175493Shredder was toying with them.
>>215173177It's one of the few movies where the heroes have to actually struggle to win the day. A refreshing break from pretty much every marketed to kids product ever. The usual script is flashy, fun, cool, super dudes show up and kick the enemy's ass with little to no challenge involved. And or, the challenges are solved quickly and easily. Not so with the first movie. We see the tension and the danger build up to the epic final fight. We start to worry for our heroes. Their fate starts to look bleak. Taking risks with the audience's self esteem like that is how you build to a real triumph.
>>215173177You already posted the answer, OP
>>215174027Riiight...Which is probably why he said "aesthetic". Do you also point out that they filmed on sets when someone asks for a movie with a Bladerunner aesthetic?
>>215175735>335x399how is this fucking possible
>>215174622>>215174904>>215175350>>215175815Head on out to North Carolina and jerk off, then.
>>215175833What do you mean "how is it possible"? He cropped it, you fucking troglodyte. Are you such a fucking retarded zoomer that you don't know what cropping is? That an aspect ratio that isn't chinese-vision-tier boggles your mind? Or are you so fucking incomprehensibly mind-shattered by the possibility of an aspect ratio that isn't 16:9 / 16:10, that you feign stupidity to marvel at how a basic fucking image can be cropped to non-widescreen proportions? Oh, I know, you're going to play it off, pretend like you were talking about something else, other than the direct thing you were actually fucking asking about, to make sure everyone on here doesn't immediately laugh at your braindead zoomerism, but I assure, I know, we'll all know. Even on this anonymous imageboard, we will all know and remember the fucking retarded zoomer dipshit who said "HOW CAN AN IMAGE BE TALLER THAN IT IS WIDE?!" and you will live with it till the day you fucking die, so you remember to never again post something so god damn insufferably retarded on here again, wasting everyone's time just by simply reading your post, or pausing to see what trifling dumbness they may have stumbled upon when browsing through it casually, all because your parents were too busy blowing into each other's assholes like retarded clowns pretending they're inflatable balloons, to teach you the basics of the proportional relationship between an image's width and its height.Fucking hell.
>>215173369KINO
>>215175964>your parents were too busy blowing into each other's assholes like retarded clowns pretending they're inflatable balloonsI'm stealing this, thanks.
>>215175964
The mom from Halloween town.
>>215173462Watch anything pre-9/11. Home Alone 2 for example.
The Ninja Rap of course
Easy.Waxing wise philosophy about the divinity of forgiveness halts in the path of late pizza delivery.
>>215173177soulful effort and passion put into it no excessive CGI garbageno political agenda
Uh, didn't you chuds see the announcement yesterday? April O'Neil is a strong woman of color and master hacker member of ANTIFA now! Do better mmkay?
>>215177576came here to post this
>>215173177It had no budget so they had to stay close to the tone of the gritty original comics instead of a more glossy cartoon vibe. Also the fact that the turtles have been niggerfied in the last 20 years so nothing new will be able to capture the original vibe.
>>215177576
>>215173462Batman from 1989 with Michael Keaton was made a year before this and had that feel sort of. Batman 2 with Michelle Pfiffer and Danny DeVito was even better.
>>215173462It was 2000s but the first Spider-Man
https://youtu.be/uFt13ddqnbs?si=NqY5GcsVfCCbN0ek
>>215177576First they made Aragorn a bingo bongo yet kept Arwen white and now this shit. MtG is fucking dead, bury that shit (after nuking WotC and killing all those tranny faggot blue hair subhumans that ruined the game in minecraft of course).
>>215173462Ghostbusters 1984 for sure had that feel. That was actually filmed in New York and that’s when NY was at its grittiest.
>>215177576>hacktivist>human scientistshes a news reporter, the fuck? thats most of her character is that she reports the news
The only canon TMNT film is Las Tortugas Pinjas.
>>215177576Decent card, I'll have to proxy it and make her a white redhead in a yellow jumpsuit and change "Hacktivist" to "Reporter". FUCK Wizards of the Roast.
it was never successfuljust early 90s throwaway crapand Uncle Phil will never be around again to voice Shredder so they'll bring in some awful replacement or just replace him with some AI horroralso, do zoomers even know who the 'turtles' are?
>>215173826Scifi stories were always the worst part of TMNT. It should always stay as streetlevel.
>>215177988Niggo = genius Didn't you know chud?
>>215177988In 2003 she was scientist.
>>215175493go back to bed shad
>>215175964yeah i aint reading all that shit faggot
>>215173462Escape From NY
>>215176538wtf is that camel toe lol
>>215173826The Last Ronin could work if the tone is like the 1990 movie
>>215178257they need integrate the xmas story with the cat somewhere
>>215173177I expected her to look a lot worse after 35 years. She absolutely age mogs most other women in Hollywood.
>>215178305she looks like my mom
>>215173462The Warriors & Streets of Fire
The turtles were still spiritually white people. Now they wear durags and listen to nigger music and are no longer considered white.
>>215178331Let me lick your mom's hot pussy bro.
>>215173369KENO
>>215175493That's the point you zoomer retard
>>215173462bringing out the dead
>>215173462The Warriors was 1979, but peak(non-fantasy) gritty New York.
>>215177780To date, 1990 is the only adaptation that did her comic look right. The studio recast her for 2+3 because fans wanted somebody that looked closer to the 80s cartoon
>>215178305amazing what not slicing your face up can do
>>215173462Street trash
>>215173462Taxi Driver?
>>215173462Wolfenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L46RneepoxQ
>>215173177
>>215177576Everything you love will be swept away
>>215177576>UHHH HEY DID YOU KNOW THIS THING THAT TRIGGERED ME THAT I HAVE TO LET YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT EVEN THOUGH I HATE IT, THAT LITERALLY FUCKING *NOBODY* MENTIONED???Yeah? What about it, retard? Who gives a shit?
watching second movie now. keno sucks
>>215177780You know, even the two creators of TMNT didn't agree on her race, and the guy who created her, who originally wanted her to be ethnic, like his girlfriend at the time, ended up breaking up with her, and then he himself later said she was white, lmao
>>215177576Why does she have 5 defense?
>>215173462Basket Case
>>215173445Speaking of martial arts in rubber suits...The Guyver movies had great fight cinematography as wellAnd still to date are the only western live action adaptation of an anime that isn't dogshit.
>>215173177they took it serious, they mostly adapted from the original while keeping the personalities from the cartoon ... the rest of the films were shit ... the out of the shadows w/bebop and rocksteady was the closest one to being good ... the designs were horrible in that version tho
>>215179838that's 70s
>>215180599Yeah the sequels are really disappointing.
>>215173177Raph fucked April
Is keno kino?
>>215173177Because it was genuine, unfiltered, pure kino.
>>215173369That shot of them posing before the sunrise on the farm is fucking amazing.
>"You are here...because the outside world...REJECTS you."
>>215180341>WolfenMy fucking nigga.
>>215183057
>"Check it out, anything you guys want, we got. Anything you wanna do? Do it. Y'nomesayin'? Anything."Actually good words to strive for.
>>215173388Slow down there Jason Bournes movie editor
>>215178542>The studio recast her for 2+3 because fansNo, she declined to do the sequel. She claims it was for several reasons, having to do with bad experiences on the first movie, the stunts were unsafe, they kept changing her schedule, etc. She was the best April and the closest to making her actually like the cartoon in one of the movies.
pizza
>>215177576>2026what
>"You want some of this, you Kermit the Frog-looking motherfucker?!"
>>215173177Shes hot AF!
>>215180607Keep in mind that at the time, "ethnic" didn't mean black, it meant tan girl with a perm.
>>215177780You weren't alive in the 80s or 90s, so you probably don't know white woman loved perms.April getting a perm was in fact mentioned
>>215183739
>>215183787>abuses leos sword>beats donatello in a know holds barred insult match>cucks mikey>saves raphaelcasey deserved better
>>215183631Good shit.
>>215183815They re-released this in color as a limited edition. I would think this would settle the debate.
>>215177753it was 13 million compared to usual 18 million, that's not 'no budget' then
>>215177576I really do believe Hasbro should be deemed a foreign terrorist organization at this point.
Did anyone hear about the deepest lore of Master Tatsu hooking up with Shang Tsung?
>>215178097it was the highest grossing indie movie for a long time, you're fucking idiot
>>215173177Good direction by Steve Barron, who's most famous for directing music videos like "Take On Me," "Run To You," and "Billie Jean." Actually, the video for Billie Jean has the exact same aesthetic as TMNT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y
>>215173462Mythic? That was really New York you dumb zoomer.
>>215183902Holy kino. Never seen this one, gonna watch it now
>>215173177I was sure the lyrics said "cool but crude".
>>215173177Cuz, the turtles represent the reptilians so you can argue that on /x/
>>215183902showdown in little tokyo?
The first one had real effort put into it and was at a time of their peak popularity (instead of being some attempt to revive them for a new generation or whatever the fuck). If you just mean the sequels to the first movie, they were just kind of bad
>>215183902i like that hawaiian shirt
>>215183370Hoag wasn’t invited back because of Golden Harvest and Peter Laird. Maybe she's saving face, but the producers cut ties first, in response to the “problems” with the first film. Turco looked more like the 80s cartoon, but she acted more like a sitcom mom, while Hoag was spot-on (and a total babe)https://movieweb.com/judith-hoag-april-recast-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-2/?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebookhttps://gamesfromtheblackhole.wordpress.com/2022/09/26/peterlairdinterview/
>>215183968Also the David Bowie "Underground" music video, looks absolutely schizo but it's obviously directed by the guy who did TMNT 1990 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qga12-bAS4A
>>215183631SOUL
>>215177576she would never join a terrorist pedophile organization
>>215173177Still wish we got an extended cut with Mikey's arc put back in and Raph's fight scene with Casey in the alley.
>>215183902holy shit I remember watching this scene as a kid now, it really got burned into my brain for years and years.
This movie went hard.
>>215186764Still does.
>>215177576>ANTIFAAAAAAAAAAAADid your boss give you orders to post that as often as possible?
>>215178215That's because you can't ya fucking idiot lol
>>215186921Owned.
>>215175964mean
>>215175916I will continue doing the second thing onto a map where NC is located. That is a far better choice than doing the first one.
>>215173369How, how can a film created to sell toys be so much more beautiful and have more artistic quality than any other film currently available?
>>215173462Adventures in Babysitting is set in Chicago but it heavily emphasizes a romanticized urban experience.
>>215187790>created to sell toysNon sequitur. No wonder you're filtered
>>215187790Because producers and directors used to care about quality, aesthetics and cinematography. We now have slop merchants who collectively don't maintain a high standard, in fact it's more a race to the bottom due to costs being the biggest priority.
>>215177576>black female scientist>legendary creatureThat sounds pretty racist
Michelangelo is a party dude!
>>215173388kudos to the guy in the suit being able to to anything let alone fight
>>215173369First time I went to New York my taxi was driving into Manhattan at night and I saw steam rising from street grates. All I could think was "Fucking Ninja Turtle ass city".
>>215173177white coded > black codedas with society, jews ruined it by catering to blacks
>>215177576like....tears in the rain
>>215177576>Legendary Creature
>>215173177Literally just the presence of soul
>>215177780>see, this panel that's black and white proves she was Black!I don't even know how people began to think this. Not sure if you're posting this because you think that or anything, but too many people think April was originally Black. Mind blowing.
>>215173177The first movie is easily the best TMNT movie but I always had a crush on TMNT 2 & 3 April
>>215190228She was a total cutie in those and also a hot milf now
Raphael is literally me.
>>215173826That was going to be the third movie. But it was a little too fantastic, and ninja turtles was starting to run out of steam at the time.
>>215178146They killed Shredder in the first issue. Going in space and traveling in time were fun stories
>>215188196>Adventures in BabysittingFun Fact: the Thor actor in that film also plays Kingpin. And you fags thought Ryan Reynolds was the first one to double dip!>>215190472I'm Raphael. You can be Donatello (the black one).
>>215177576I would fuck the Hell out of this April.
>>215178097You clearly weren’t alive in the 80’s.
>>215183137Gum chewing girl actually has an instagram
apparently the movie turtles were played by the background dancers from the village people>who also played a lot of other similar (often child-orientated) line-ups on and off-stage att
>>215173177This is the first movie I remember ever being cynical about thinking it would be bad, and also the first movie I thought was better than expected
>>215191292So you were an asshole even as a kid?
>>215175735I wanna be a foot soldier for her feet
>>215191331Apparently
>>2151811532007 was the only good one after the original. Also Ooze was more fun while Back in Time was more soulful and 2014 was better than Out of The Shadows.
>>215191424Oh, and Turtles Forever was pretty decent as well.
>considering DLing some youtube longplay videos, even just in audio, of the first few seasons of the cartoon to have as a sleep assistant on my laptop
>>215191424>Back in Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gNPUoQCbFg
>>2151809122>>1
>>215186724>Ah the rat...>It HAD a name.
>>215173966i was the actual autist kid getting mad at the kids for doing that instead of quietly enjoying the movie lol
>>215173462ManiacFatal AttractionFriday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
>>215193238all i have to see is the cape shadow and i hear the drums
>>215191292I first watched it in 2009 after years of exclusively watching 2003 series. I didn’t expect it to be particularly good, especially since I’ve already seen the stills and didn’t like how the turtle suits, Splinter and Shredder looked. Needless to say, the movie won me over. The story bearing some resemblance to 2003 first season also helped.
>>215177576April will never be black to me, ever.My rule of thumb is for me to change my headcanon, the new thing's source material has to best the old. Good fucking luck that happening with modern TMNT.
>>215190212The colorized versions from the 80s colored her brown dumbass
>>215173177Michaelangelo is party dude
>>215173177For me, it's April O'Neal's scene with James Dean in the bathroom.
>>215190212
Because it's pure soul, with a good soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mVTf-ppd2s is one of the best songs in a movie ever.
>>215173177it's actually "cool but crude"
>>215183160Is that Sam Rockwell?
>>215195621yes it is
>>215195621can't be, he's on the moon
>>215195371April was first white and curly brunette then switched to redhead based on the 80s cartoon redesign. It's like Catwoman where one example decades ago makes her always black today
>>215173388how the fuck did they make full body suits of a fucking walking turtle be maneuverable and agile in the 90s but modern day Batman costumes make them move like they're a mummy?
>>215183057>>215183631
>>215196057There was a lot of added pressure at the time to differentiate itself and not be anything like the campy 1960s series. The design limitations of that coupled with the tech they had for it at the time hindered them in a way that the Turtles didn't have problems with. We didn't get a Batman that was capable of turning his head until Batman Begins.
>>215196300Pretty sure the Begins suit couldn't turn his head well and they had to redesign it for TDK so it looks worse but he had way more flexibility.
>>215196057That's not to say that wearing these suits was easy in the slightest. They were completely dark inside, very very hot, claustrophobic, the actors passed out from exhaustion and dehydration. The helmets were pitch black but loud as shit because of all the gyros and motors inside moving the eyes and mouth. It was all powered on FM frequency, and so when an airplane went overhead, their faces would distort and freak out. In order to do those flips and such, the power pack was removed from the shell and it left the mask in a strange neutral expression seen here >>215195528. However, that also had its drawbacks. In the scene in the park where Raph meets Casey, when you see the actor get up after being dropped inside a rubbish container and yell "Freak!", you can catch his hand reaching for his face before the scene cuts. That's because the performer broke his nose on impact on the masks internal components.
>>215196422Even after all those improvements, when Christian Bale met Ben Affleck at a store prior to him taking over the role, the one and only thing he could tell him for advice was:>"Make sure that you can piss in that suit."I always wondered if they were ever able to do a Batman film with the grey/light blue fabric costume, unless of course we're so into grimdark realism that it wouldn't be able to be pulled off on screen and be convincing or believable.
>>215190655>Donatello (the black one)>the smart one>blackdude, this isn't the 2020's
>>215173177>Why did the 1990 big screen adaptation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles succeed where everyone thing else failedSOVL. it's crazy this was a low budget indie film. The talent is all fucking gone from hollywood. Listening to their vapid whines as they die will be fun.
>>215183077>checked
>>215186577>>215173177>>215176099>>215176344>>215177988>>215178066>>215183900>>215196422>>215196511CHECKED. The amount of dubs in this thread is fucking crazy. Kek is with us. He favors the turtles.
>>215175964Fine speech.
>>215173177You got to love the film you're making rather then just make another flic for coke money.
>>215183817You're a claustrophobic.
>>215195242that's murder btw