Nancy edishFreddyvious >>215173784Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOEvmVBGkJc
You are all hereby, Freddy Fan Club members.>captcha: HR0AR
Currently sick, any good horror flicks about disease/contagions? Asked again since new thread
>>215178829tell me what to watch please
reminder to watch anime horror
>>215178855castle freak 1995
>>215178850Being dead is painful, and the cure is BRAINS>>215178855Deadstream
What does /hor/ think of Bring Her Back?
>>215178854> tfw no black qt gf to watch horror kinoOr any chick really.
>>215178855The SubstanceEvil Dead TrapParasomnia
>>215178854Ebola Syndrome
>>215178886Some black chicks are so good at Wheel of Fortune, so get a Wheelie and not a hoodrat and you'll be gold.
>>215178854splinterslitherthe toxic avenger
>>215178884We don’t like it. It is gay
>>215178951Ha ha! I can hear these as the sequence of a rap song!
I have just put on Short Night of Glass Dolls
>>215178984A classic giallo!
>>215178884send her away
What are you guys saving for Halloween day?
>>215179005I wanna watch it. Some /hor/ autist said Oddity was a shrieking feminist parable, but it's one of my favorite new movies.
>>215179037Curse of the Blair Witch+Blair Witch Project
>>215179037Nothin'. We be flyin' by the seat of out pants, danglin' by our belts from the tip of the witches broom.
>>215179069>Curse of the Blair Witchnever heard of this, sounds like a cool pairing.
>>215179037I'll be binge-watching all the Ghoul Logs while munching on candy.
>>215179058It is definitely a feminist film
>>215179058just pissjeet, he thinks any women in horror is DEI
>>215179123found the autist
Blair Witch Project is a fucking boring movie that relied on a gimmick 25 years ago that doesn't work anymore. The entire fucking movie is just a bunch of unlikable retards arguing in the woods for an hour and a half and running away from NOTHING shakey cam and all. >OMG scary twigs tied togetheryeah how about you show the Witch you boring retards. Fuck that horrendous shit movie. Nothing happens.
>>215179123Whatever. I've got my own experience and I love it. Do you think all men are nice to women? They're not.
>>215178829>>215178731Reposting my recommendation for Necromancer Stories...Check out Clark Ashton Smith's Zothique cycle.Starting with Empire of the Necromancers.https://youtube.com/watch?v=3_kRv-JTFxg&pp=0gcJCRsBo7VqN5tD
Daily reminder a Mortal Kombat III movie was confirmed to be in the works just revealed today.
>>215179037I'll be going to a Halloween dance/concert near me that day, dressed like The Crow. I hope I can find a goth gf there, I'm so lonely.
>>215179145Get your test levels checked.
>>215178829>>215177989 been watching a lot of shitty 80s horror movies with linnea quigleygoddamn 80s hair was KINO
>>215179141dunno if you're baiting but yeah, things change, anon, audiences too
>>215179058>shrieking feministDudebros really have zero material these days. Did you all know the original The Slumber Party Massacre was written by a feminist?>The drill doesn't symbolize anything, lib!
>>215179156>Undead sex slaves
>>215179145You love it cause you’re spiritually a woman. It is okay though. Modern men are cucks.
>>215179275stop samefagging.
>>215178884>IMG_3087>reddit screenshot
>>215179260The "shrieking feminism" was in mockery of that guy. I like women just fine, including women actors and women creators, and I realize we all have different challenges.(Now The Power is LITERALLY shrieking feminism, lol.)But really, some guys here seem like twenty because they're perpetually onlone loudmouths.
>>215179210best of luck mando you have long hair?
About to watch a Katharinekino.
>>215179310It is an iphone. Problem?
>>215179323Yeah. Just have to color it black.
>>215179345nice, goth girls dig that
This has to be the most oddball Hammer film I've seen. dour '60s social messaging film complete with a teenage gang and modernist sculptor character so you know it has its finger on the pulse of contemporary society.
>>215179316Okay, simp
>>215179205TESTYOURMIGHT
>>215179329it's a shame she never showed booba.
>>215179329its a shame about the body double
https://youtu.be/O_dEbWGRXsg?si=oBj-7r3FYjG-Ky2jHas anyone seen the new Jason Un1v3rse short? What do y'all think? Is it a return to form? A preview for what's to come in the upcoming 13th film? And is anyone interested or excited for the Pamela Voorhees series staring Linda Cardellini?
>>215179421Sometimes people lay it on thick, like the MeToo crap, but men have it hard, women have it hard, we all have it hard.
>>215179316You sound like a faggot
>>215179037>Halloween 1 & 2>something from Hammer>something with Vincent Price
>>215179491If I had kids we'd watch The Raven.
>>215179458Men have it easy. Women have it hard.
>directed by tobe hooper>written by dan o'bannonwtf why did no one tell me lifeforce is actually high fucking kino, and not just a naked girl meme movie?
>>215179205>Mortal KombatZehahahahaha! Play a REAL fighter
List your films in the vein of . . .Tetsuo II: Body HammerMeatball Machine
>>215179449It was ok, felt very "youtube" but I liked the lead.
>>215178829What is the best /hor/ Roger Corman directed or produced?
>>215179329which one
>>215179578What you just posted, probably, but he did tons of fun crap, even Deathrace 2000
>>215179559964 Pinocchio is similar to Tetsuo.I actually quite like Tetsuo III, I get why others wouldn't but it's underrated.
>>215179550extremely based film
>>215179458I didnt finish the movie; it kept lagging. But damn, every character was ugly
>>215179491Very solid list. Vincent Price and a Halloween film are the perfect foundation for a Halloween day marathon.
>>215179578I would say The House of Usher. It's very slow paced, but it felt the most authenticly "Poe" out of all of the other films.>>215179592>Death Race 2000That's my fave Corman flick
>>215179637Can you lay off your autistic tics for just one thread.
>>215179578>directedMasque of the Red Death>producedSaint Jack
>>215179604Pinocchio! I watched that. Screaming all the time and puking yellow-colored rice pudding everywhere. I heard it was a GUERILLA FILMING, where they ran around shooting with no permit, upsetting people, skittering away before the Japanese cops showed. It ain't fancy, but it's enthusiastic as Hell.
>>215179677What?
>>215179550>Alien space vampires travel to earth along the tail of Halley's cometAbsolutely based premise
>>215179037Watching Trick 'r Treat with my mom.
>>215179675
>>215179675>blonde vincentkino
>>215179591Ummmm I think the Snoop Doggy Dogg one.
>>215179566NICE!
>>215179760i was gonna say that movie sucks but all of her horror flicks outside of ginger snaps and fvj are bad so nevermind kek
The slashers seem to get most of the love in these threads. Why is that? What do you jits think about the classic Universal monsters?
>>215179834most people here probably havent seen them, myself included. I think I saw the original wolfman but that was like 20 years ago and I don't remember anything from it
>>215179834It's kind of insane how good these films are. I guess stageshows and acting as an art-form had been around for a long time, but they're well directed too.
>>215179556Street Fighter movie is coming out next year. It's being directed by Kitao Sakurai, who also directed The Eric Andre Show.
>>215179834An invisible man can rule the world see!Nobody will see him come! Nobody will see him go! He can hear every secret! He can rob, HE CAN RAPE, HE CAN KILL!
>>215179877everyone has seen them. they're classics. well phantom of the opera has maybe become more obscure over time, invisible man as well which is criminal since it's much better than you'd think it'd be.
>>215179834I am so sick of moldy old slashers, for real. Every Spooktober I binge on a certain Unversal monster. I could post all my old reviews for Franky and Wolfy, but that would just annoy, I fear. This year I'm doing all the Dracula movies!Im general? They're goofy but look AWESOME, with a wide variety of visual styles. Now Franky for instance -- best look and feel is Bride, but tightest writing is the third one, the Willis Cooper one with the weird Expressionist set.Wolf Man movies have the goofiest plots of all, but House of Frankenstein . . . man, John Carradine was one hell of a Dracula! With a size-changing ring that lets people see ghosts! Good lore, but nobody ever chains Lon up, or pays attention to the moon phase!TL;DR Not enough attention to writing, but iconic visuals and masterful, pioneering filming. Fun always!
Night of the Reaper is one of the worst pieces of shit I've seen in years. If you ever read a creepypasta that was not creepy and also a blatant power fantasy written by a 12 year old where none of the characters make any sense and the story is just contrivance after contrivance to try and got to a terrible monologue and wanted more this is the movie for you. Holy fuck this has to be the worst script I've seen in any genre in years. I'm not usually nitpicky but I think anyone who liked this garbage must be the kind of person who pre-orders video games.
Just watched The Keep, it was disappointing.
>>215179830Nevertheless I do it for she. I have to go and see that new Tronslop because she's in it.>>215179834Dracula movies stink save the first, Frankenstein, the whole series is good but my fav is Ghost of Frankenstein, the first Wolfman stinks but I love all his subsequent appearances, he's the best part of the Frankenstein series when he joins it. First Invisible Man and the Mummy were so bad I didn't bother watching the rest of those series. The Black Cat, The Raven and Murders in the Rue Morgue are fun Lugosikinos. I haven't seen any of that fish dude yet.
>>215179834>The slashers seem to get most of the love in these threads/tv/ has basic normalfag shit taste
>>215180002It was fine until the girlboss moments
>>215179834Creature and the first two Frankenstein movies are so fucking good
>>215179834>she hate me. like others.
Watch Leaving D.C.
>>215180064Nah it was absolute shit in every single element. I don't even know what fucking "girlboss moments" you could possibly be referring to since every single character, girls included, are fucking retarded at all times.
>>215180032she's in one scene and has one line, save your money and download a cam rip (it's what i did)
>>215179506It's actually been a long time since I've seen it, so it's definitely a strong possibility.
>>215180094did he die?
>>215180098The girlboss moment was the reveal at the end
>>215179834Whale's three movies are god tier, the other Frankensteins are neat, most of the others are just carried by the monster's designs and performances. Love them all.
How's Cinnemassacres' Monster Madness, this year?
For me it's Sophie Wilde as Mia from the 2022 film Talk to Me
>>215180131Which one? There was like 4 "reveals" and all of them were stupid and had nothing to do with girls bossing. They were all just complete nonsense from some fucking retard desperate to come up with a twist that only makes sense if you ignore every single thing that happened before it.
>>215180032>my fav is Ghost of Frankenstein,Why?>he first Wolfman stinks First Invisible Man and the Mummy were so bad What the fuck
>>215180169The girlboss moment when the main girl revealed she was waiting for the killer. Every moment after that was retarded.
>>215180192Every moment before that was retarded.
>>215180171nta but Mummy is an absolute monolith of boredom. Invisible Man starts out really great but once he's found out and just resorts to pulling pranks on people it loses me big time
>>215179578>>215179675>Masque of the Red Death>House of UsherIt's a toss up between these 2 for me.
BLEH
>>215180204ah yeah "pranks" like killing hundreds in a train derailment
>>215180242Bleh!
>>215180260Highest body count of all the Universal monsters right there.
Some of the crossover sequels are a bit of a grind, but all the original films are kino to me and I enjoy the sequels too.
84 years later it's still the best werewolf movie.
>>215180282Okay, gramps. Come on, lets put you to bed.
dis gon b gud
Late to the party, but the new VHS is just disgraceful. Normally I enjoy at least a couple segments in these flicks, but this year's iteration is an embarrassment all the way through.
>>215180282My friend, HOUSE is such much better than GHOST of Frankenstein, it's not even funny. Lon is so tired and drunk in his Franky costume that he doesn't even growl. But it's still a fun movie.
>>215179932Invisible Man was the proto-slasher>>215179918Sounds kookily>>215180132>>215180077W Frankenstein for incel representation in cinema. He was born one day against his will, his father abandoned him and everyone hates him for being so chopped. That's my TWIN!>>215180075Creature is a coomer who kidnaps beautiful women, Del Toro wanting a romance for Gilman says alot about him. Anyway, that scene in 3 where he looks longingly into the ocean and realizes that the sea is his true love... CINEMA
>>215180349kek living doo
are there any (you)s that arent samefags in this general?
ngl I got a boner. Anyone else relate?
>>215180371I haven't watched it yet, but last years was atrocious. They should do them every 2 years and make them better quality
>>215180260yeah i forgot about that
>>215180375I think I've missed some of them looking at my list now, never saw Son or Ghost.I think we can all agree Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein is kino anyway.
>>215179556>this will sell our video game based movie
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)>The Fly (1986)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)>Gothic (1986)>The Devils (1971)>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)>Scarecrows (1988)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>Elves (1989)>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)>Carnosaur (1993)>Pieces (1982)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Gozu (2003)>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)
>>215180433What the shit is that?!
>>215179156Metal
>>215180427Never saw the A & C one, but I'll have to soon.
>>215180415Banned
>>215180415Shitty film and annoying characters
Any other underrated lower-budget vampire kino like Subspecies?
>>215179089Based
>>215180105wtf.... Thanks for letting me know.>>215180171I thought Bela's storyline where he tries to get Frankie's brain was compelling. Bela is my favourite actor of the Universal Monsters cycle and I prefer him as Ygor to Dracula. Lionel Atwill is great in it as well and I love Chaney too.>>215180337For me it's Wharwilf >>215180349Have you seen The Scooby-Doo Project? I love that one.>>215180415Plz be talking about Melissa or Kathryn....
any horrors where an angel is the piece of shit causing trouble instead of the generic "demon"?
>>215179037I'm a boring adult so I'll be going out to with friends and family. Hopefully the public is decorated spookily
>>215180510Kino scene
>>215180524Disgusting. Hope you have fun.
>>215180444Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>Phenomena>Valerie and Her Week of Wonders>Poltergeist>Addams Family (tv series and movies)>M3GAN 1 and 2>Abigail >Ringu>Skeepaway Camp>The Excorcist>Chucky tv series>The Shining >Orphan>It classic and 2017 remake>goosebumps and are you afraid of the dark>Carrie remake
>>215180511It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure all The Prophecy movies are like that.
>>215180559Is this the list?
>>215180459likewise, Abbott and Costello Meet The Mummy is probably the best early mummy film. they just had bigger budgets.
>>215179834because this general in its off-season time is mostly waifufags and thirdies looking for socialization in the wrong places. i dont blame them too much, the normiesphere sucks ass, but i still dont condone it. so far i watched BLACK CAT, DRACULA (english and spanish), SON OF DRACULA, DRACULAS DAUGHER and BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN this week. Bride is amazingly hilarious, if not one of the very first Talky Horror-Comedies. I'm feeling very Universal and Hammer this year, but i will do Hammer sometime next week probably.
>directs dozens and dozens of safety videos>directs Carnival of Souls>directs some more safety videos>diesincredible career
>>215180559young snaps
>>215180575Help add to it nigga
>>215180668this was taken minutes after "the scene"
>>215180559half these bitches are ugly, cunnytroons are retarded
>>215180653perhaps you could say Carnival of Souls is an elaborate driving safety video
>>215180775Or that females should not be allowed to drive
>>215167784i liked when evil lurks, terrified, smile 1, it follows, the dark and the wicked, gon-jiam haunted asylum, the posession of michael king and recently i rewatched as above so belowwhat got me into horror was stuff like ju-on and dead silence
>>215180756That's cap
>>215179556>Dead or Alive 1-4 not on listThis is highly inaccurate >>215180653The producer had been a big fan of his work since driver's ed>he also produced itah, well there goes my joke.
>>215180653>Directs A Christmas Story, Black Christmas, and Porky's>Directs Baby Geniuses, Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, The Karate Dog, and Blonde and Blonder>Dies
>>215180094I wish Claire nothing but death, what a whore!
>>215180857he also directed Fudge-a-mania, the only non-porn VHS my grandpa had in his collection
>>215180857>Directs Breeders, Robot Holocaust, Mutant Hunt, and The Occultist>Directs 100s of gay porns>Makes more gay pornWhat did he mean by this?https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0454199/
>>215180910living the dream. love some robot holocaust.
>>215180910what if there was a type of man who could get pregnant?
>back to /tv/ after rewatching Hammer booba kino>the fucking anime cinegrid fag started shitting up our threads again
>>215179834>The slashers seem to get most of the love in these threads. Why is that?Slashers had a whole decade of prominence in the 80s and even 90s, most posters here are bound to be ~90s kids who grew up watching these movies on VHS or TVMeanwhile Universal Monsters are literally boomer tier in that the generation that grew up with them were the ones making horror movies or writing horror books during the 80s etc. and are now 60-70
>>215181004He gets one (1).
>>215181004I just put on Pit and Pendalum but went to play Marval Rivals first
>Vicious 2025Is it another schizo roastie having hallucinations subgenre or is the horror actually "real"?This is important before I give it a watch
>>215181198It is real. lol. Not trauma slop. I enjoyed it.
>>215181004God shut up you fucking nigger. Get AIDS
>>215181230Thanks, I will give it a try then.Still sad there's no Scared Shitless torrent out yet besides a russian audio only ver., I want some new practical effects kino and already consumed Beast of War
The ending was nice. Only part of the movie I remember.
>>215180910Not surprising considering how many horror directors are literally gay or came out as gay laterItalians were the only ones that remained straight through the test of time
>>215181002women would become obsolete in 1 day, at least current year women
>pissjeet so misogynistic he just straight up became a fag who wants to impregnate men
>Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter>There's 7 movies after it
>>215181360Only 3 of them count>Jason Lives>The New Blood>Jason Goes To Hell
>>215181315this might be hard to relate to, but i dont want to fuck a man, even if they can get pregnant.
>>215181423>Jason Goes To HellImagine counting this trash, you should have said Freddy vs Jason (uberkino)
>>215181423>Jason Goes To HellThere's no way that one is canon. Jason X is fine because it's set in the future and what happens to Jason hundreds of years in the future isn't relevant to the series.
“muh canon” and its a films about a nigga stabbing people
>>215181334He isnt even here
Anyone seen Scurry yet?Is it any good?
>>215181476SYBAU jeet
>>215181473>“muh canon”Okay, so Jason is actually a snake demon creature that can jump from body to body. I'm sure they'll continue that story line in future movies.
I enjoyed Luz (2018). How about you?
>>215181476Shut the fuck up pissjeet
>>215180494not reallywhile subspecies definitely leaned into the sleaze and nudity, most other low budget vampkino are comprised of nothing but that, like decadent evil
>>215181497I didnt pay attention and finished it but I am not even going to add it to my watched list. It is garbage and girlboss and loser male type shit.
>>215181504He's either that or a zombie
>>215181504Jason vs Fallen yes
>>215181585Well, it's kind of implied he comes back as a zombie in 6. Goes to Hell added new "lore" that changed it to Jason is some kind of demon symbiote. But that will never get mentioned or acknowledged again. They won't 'retcon' it, just ignore it, but still..>>215181587>Jason vs FallenNot familiar with this, what is it? Google results were just some Jason vs Batman fan thing.
>>215181680fallen the denzel washington movie about a demon that passes between bodies possessing his friends and family and stalking him
>>215179037
>>215181585>He's either that or a zombieAlso, isn't it introduced in X that his tissue regenerates? I thought that's why the scientist wanted to preserve him, to learn how to be immortal from him. He he could just be an un-killable cursed retard. But that doesn't really fit either with 4 & 6 etc.
how would Argento kill Billie in a giallo film?
>>215181914Did you know there's a direct correlation between mental retardation and celebrity obsession?
>>215181914i don't know but her tits are flopping all over
12th film is Split Second
>>215181914the girl at 2:13https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il-ajEyRplw
>>215181441>>215181463You guys both count Jason Goes To Hell as trash, but praise other trash Fridays. I didn't like Jason X and I just don't like Freddy vs Jason that much either. I bet both of you like Jason Takes Manhattan and A New Beginning.
>>215181996Great movie.
>>215181933Yeah waifufags are retarded
>>215182065>Jason Takes ManhattanIt's not as bad as people act like>A New BeginningOne of the best ones. 3, 5 and 7 are probably the best. 4 gets dragged down by the side story and feldman
Waifufags live rent free itt
Just watched Jeepers Creepers 2 with my mom.What did she think of it?
Someone mentioned this in the last thread. Perfect DIY feel and amateurish in the right ways.
>>215182289>fuck, when will my son invite his black friend over?
Hello thread? I'd like one 00's Horror chart please. (incl remakes and reboots).
>>2151820658 gets flack for not delivering on its premise until the final 25ish mins, too ambitious for its own good but I don't mind it. 5 is alright, the kills are pretty brutal at least.
>My favorite post V Friday movie? Why yes, its X! how did you know?
>>215180002>>215180064Chuds hate it. That means I like it. The poop and fart jokes were based. Obligatory Chekhov's guns and shell case hitting-the-floor sound effect, even though the sheriff used a revolver.
>>215182486>for not delivering on its premise until the final 25ish minsI don't know what the alternative would be, a full hour and a half of Jason walking around NY killing everyone in sight? The whole movie takes place in NY but we still don't see Jason until the end to avoid the above scenario?
>>215178865Are any of these actually good tho
>>215182568Okay, /horror likes it too
>>215182568>waifunigger likes itConfirmed irredeemable garbage.
>>215179834Universal Monsters will always be the true classics.I hate slashers, but I tolerate their fans, because we are all /hor/ror-bros in the end.
>>215179834Weren't most of these just black and white dudes talking in a room and then the spooky stuff happening in the latter half of the movies? Or was that those 1950s sci-fi movies?
>>215182568>waifuGOD likes itConfirmed irreversible kino.
>>215182568Dysgenic
>>215182631posts like this that just parrot another post but change the words around is probably the most blatant and naked example of someone who's position is fundamentally bad. it's like someone attaching that fag standing to their opinion, it's used exclusively by people who have no real confidence in what they're saying
>>215182458someone posted a mega link in some previous thread
>>215180002Can anyone explain the scene at the beginning where the first girl who dies (who is also the cutest in the movie-- big mistake) is walking into a room and there's like a flash of lightning and her reflection is staring at her even though she's facing away from the mirror?I wondered about it the whole movie but it never happened again and there was nothing supernatural happening.
>>215182631posts like this that just parrot another post but change the words around is probably the most blatant and naked example of someone who's position is fundamentally correct. it's like someone attaching that chad standing to their opinion, it's used exclusively by people who have the utmost confidence in what they're saying
Just finished V/H/S 2. It was very good. I had to download subs mid movie for the Indonesia skit (I fucking hate when I have to do this btw). All the segments in this were well done. I guess Viral will be next, still downloading a couple of the others.
>>215179834Finally got around to watching The Invisible Man. Never understood why he was lumped in with the monsters.But he actually causes the most damage and kills the most people out of any of the other monsters.He's really sort of a proto-slasher. But then again he's even more misanthropic and hateful than most slashers. And he's more successful too. That soggy retard Jason can barely manage to knife a handful of teens every summer.The Invisible Man is robbing banks and derailing trains every day.
>>215182676There was nothing supernatural
Jason Goes to Hell is the only one I ever saw in the theater. So, I should have a soft spot for it. But I still don't like it. It's okay if you do, anon. I guess.
>>215182065>I bet both of you like Jason Takes Manhattan and A New Beginning.Those are the worst movies in the series besides GTH
>>215182710Yes, retard.That's what I said.But there was a scene with a spooky reflection gag that went unexplained.
>>215182705>powerscaling horror moviesYour tranimebrain is terminal, no one gived a fuck
>>215182676Oh I can. The writer and director is a creepypasta fag who just rips off creepypastas and doesn't actually try to make something that makes the slightest amount of sense or has any consistency. When I finish watching it my first thought was "that was the worst garbage ive seen from shudder since that puppetman movie from a couple years ago" turns out it's the same writer and director. I don't know who this guy's the nephew of or if he's blackmailing an exec at AMC who molested him but everything he's made is among the worst things I've ever seen.
>>215182711I'm not saying it's top 5 or anything, but compared to some of the others, I at least consider it canon.
Alright thread, Tell me what the best Friday the 13th film is (minus the first one) before I go out put on a mask and murder all of you browsing this very thread using elaborate/unconventional kill methods right, now!
For me, it's New Blood.
>>215182776jason x
>>215182730Jason is a pussy retard. He can't beat ultra instinct Invisible man
>>215182788More like New Simp
>>215182776>minus the first one>implying that’s even top 5 in the first place
>>215182776>>215182788I've watched 7 the most over the years, so I guess I have to go with it. But honestly, I have to say 3, 4 and 6 are all very good.
>>2151827761, 3 and FvJ are the best ones. 1 accidentally made a masterpiece because they were trying to do it super fast and did everything on location with mics that picked up everything so it has a very real and sincere atmosphere. 3 is THE classic Jason. FvJ is the reconciliation of the character, the final word on what he should be.
>>215182823My final girl can kill your final girl.
>>215180775It all makes sense now
>>215182846FvJ was the perfect Freddy and Jason versions. You dont have to put up with the clownish atmosphere of a Nightmare movie also.
>>215182740The main actor in Goes to Hell was the actor from the Friday the 13th TV show. They should've just had it be the same character because me and maybe one other person on earth would have thought that was cool.
the new blood, jason goes to hell, jason takes manhattan, jason x, the list goes on
>>215182705Based taste. Universal monsters bros making slasher sissies seethe
>>215182857As much as I liked Chris' beat down of Jason in 3, Tina is undefeated.
>>215182588/horror also drinks water and breathes air
>>215182925Chris is off the top of my head, the best physical fighter of the final girls in the series.But it's not really fair to compare anyone to Tina.
>>215182950Cope
>>215182925>boomers wearing 3D glasses shat and pissed their pants out of fear that Chris was going to stab them to death through the screen
>>215180032Wow could you be wrong...>Original Wolf Man is the SINGLE best werewolf movie. NOTHING comes close>Original Invisible Man & Mummy are Kino>The original Dracula...SUCKS. Legosi is barely in it. They grossly inflate the role of Renfield for no good reason. Legosi's subsequent appearances as Dracula are soooo much better
Anyone else a fan of physical media? Any special releases you guys are waiting for?
Company of Wolves and Van Helsing are the best werewolf movies because werewolves who transform by ripping off their human skin like clothing are objectively cooler than every other werewolf
>>215183032Learn how to use quotes, newfag.
>>215182992Delete this
>>215183063Based
>>215183063the wolf man 941the wolfman 2019teen wolfwolf 1994an american werewolf in londonan american werewolf in paristhe list goes on
>>215182568Only trannies use that word
>>2151831432010*
After watching hundreds of horror films throughout my life I can pretty confidently say that the best ones are Silence of the Lambs, Rosemary's Baby and The Exorcist and it's not even really close either.
>>215183176Come back when you've watched at least 2000
>>215183032>They grossly inflate the role of Renfield for no good reason. Dwight Frye acted the hell out of the part.>Legosi's subsequent appearances as Dracula are soooo much betterThe only other movie where Lugosi played a vampire named Dracula was in A&C Meet Frankenstein.
>>215182925>Jason backing away like a lil bitch
>>215183143>an american werewolf in paris
>>215182776Duh, it's the SECOND MOVIE. It has some of that off-the-cuff genius the first had and some more tricks beside, like the three-dimensional-feeling chase scenes through the woods that put you right there, the mystical and creepy head shrine, the Jason's mom pantomime. It's a really GOOD-LOOKING movie where the directory had an eye for depth and interesting textures (like some Italian horror films). F13s in the middle are all such shit people don't ask about which one is really good, but which was sucks less. Jason X is wonderfully stupid fun, and Freddy vs. makes you feel like the Jason lore is a lot better than it is.
>>215183216he was still just a guy at that point, and also retarded
>>215183202Yeah. And he was great as Dracula in Abbott & Costello
>>215183216YAAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAAY
>>215183242alright /hor/ pitch me your Friday reboot idea with modern DEI and bossgirl tropes thrown in,
>>215183259bot post
>>215183153Qveen?
>>215183216This is what they did to Alien Earth90lb girl beats xenomorph
>>21518325980lb white girl beats up Jason in hand to hand combat but sacrifices herself in the end to save a black couple.
>>215183330This is what happened in Children of Men. Michael Caine, Julianne Moore and Clive Owen all die so a fat black girl could live.
>>215183330>sacrifices herself in the end to save her wifeftfy
>>215183259Every character has to be ugly
just watched barbarian. what a fucking trash movie
pissjeet samefag time
>>215183380I do wonder what specific mental illness it is to come here every day to make the dumbest posts possible again
>>215183379why did they have product placement for an upscale pickle brand
>>215183219julie is my waifu don't judge me
Guys im going bald because all of the stress i incurred earlier this year finally caught up to me. Im already self conscious and unwell... my hair is now thin and wispy. It was the one thing about me that really helped set me apart and now I lost it because I cant handle basic human functions like expressing myself effectively without screaming. Should I fly to Turkey? Thoughts?
>>215183324>Super strength hybrid girlftfy
>>215183259Jason drowns as a retard, and is resurrected by the eldritch spirits in Crystal Lake, who have an affinity with Jason's simple mind. He grows into a fey lumpy muscle man and lives in the woods, enjoying his freedom from mommy for a while. Big boy time.Pam dies getting revenge, unknowing that the selkies or whatever have favored him and brought him back to hideous life, or that he has grown.Jason gets revenge for his mom when he finds out she's dead, now feeling guilty about his big boy time all alone, and brings her head to his shrine. He imbues her with some of the Crystal Lake power or asks the spirits to do so.The head can now speak when the stars are right and can fly and give Jason advice.And . . . things go from there.
>>215183379a group of teenage girls in front of me screamed when that guy died near the beginning and one started crying
This sucked.
>>215183431Shut up. I told you to exorcise your demons with art. Were you listening? Shut up and go away. Nobody cares about yout bald head.
>>215183433Fucking no point of the movie desu. If some weakling hybrid can fight an alien, then the aliens are no different than just a wild animal in the forest.
>>215183379Shit reddit movie
>>215183380Anonymous board
>>215183443Jason didn't die the first time.He was merely rendered unconscious via the drowning and washed ashore somewhere else, with Pam only assuming he was completely dead and embarking on her revenge scheme.In the meantime, Jason wandered the more desolate areas of the woods, potentially more retarded than ever before from the oxygen deprivation sustained during his near drowning.The only inconsistency is that Pam should've run into him at some point across the years she was skulking around doing shit, but never did.
Does the Aline show really have a Mary Sue as its protag? cmon man...
>>215183578You wish it was a brown man instead you stinky piece of garbage?
>>215183556But I am kind of rebooting, adding mystical depth to the lore, tightening things up. I took the guy's prompt for DEI reboots seriously minus the DEI.
>>215183483I was looking for you. I never saw your reply when I asked you how..
Holy chatgpt posts itt.
>>215183483>Were you listening?I literally didnt See your post alright I was fucking looking for it call the fuvk down
>>215183594no but id rather have another not-ripley be one than some flawless girl robot
Just put on Dont Go in the Woods
>>215183616you re brown
>>215183608Make something, writing, ugly or pretty pictures, a video game, a board game, pretty stone jewelry, a Japanese mud ball (looks like marble when you're done). Whatever it is, polish, polish, and obsess over it, and your inner demons will evaporate. There is nothing else. Creation is a magical thing, refinement of a creation moreso, even if in a more objective sense it may seem nothing much. Take yourself out of yourself and stop fretting over your hair. It's going anyway.
Friday the 13th part II subverted the genre by having its OG final girl killed, truly ahead of the curve.
>>215183681Fuck up rakesh
>>215183470But was it sexy?
I have like one shitty social obligation to get out of the way tonight and then I feel a weight will be lifted from my shoulders and I can enjoy October fully. I need to really up the 'weeny factor too.
>>215183681Yes.
>>215178854Day of the Dead 2 Contagium
>>215179037my virginity
>>215183745>delusional gloating
>>215183776>>215183776>>215183776
>>215183556He looked like a sickly little shit at the end of the original then turns into a big beast with 'tard strength
>>215183699Thank you
Just watched Strangers Chapter II, the pig chase scene was cool, pretty boring movie otherwise. The flashback scenes are pretty stupid.
>>215183788the end of the first movie where jason pops up was a hallucinationalice imagines Jason's 10 year old moss-covered corpse attacking her, but Jason in reality was like 30-something or whatever by then
>>215183825>but Jason in reality was like 30-something or whateverYou can argue both sides. They may have meant it to be a dream, but it's ambiguous. Neither makes sense really>If Jason did not rise from the lake, where had he been for 22 years? If one takes the ending as reality, then one must assume that Jason was brought back to life by the decapitating of his mother for the purpose of revenge. Just as Mrs. Voorhees was on a rampage for the killing of Jason, Jason is now on a rampage for the killing of his mother. If the ending is not reality, and we meet Jason very much alive in Part 2, then we must draw a conclusion that Jason was hiding out somewhere for 22 years. This doesn’t work because there is no reason why he would keep himself separated from his mother.
>>215184732>You can argue both sides. They may have meant it to be a dream, but it's ambiguous. It's not. Jason canonically is not a skinny prepubescent zombie boy.>Neither makes sense reallyAs I said earlier, the only inconsistency in Jason being alive in the woods the whole time is that Pam never ran into him.Everything else makes perfect sense, he's a big retard with a fucked up face living in a shack, he'd avoid everyone else. He's strong enough that he could snap a deer's neck with his bare hands or just live on people's trash, there's no issue of foodSo he just lived as a likely peaceful hermit for several years until he happened to witness his mother's death or find her head after the fact, which is then what triggered his own murderous rampage across three movies, and then later he was inadvertently resurrected via lightning conduction.
>>215182616Why hate slashers? That's a bit extreme, don't you think? There's to be a good handful that you like
>>215182836>Minerslop>hating Pamkino
>>215180511Hellraiser
