I need ju to lose hundred pound in 2 month
>>215180937OW BUT MUH LEG
I got water weight in my leg
>>215180937okay but first im gonna need more than 1 lil egg roll
>>215180937Do you look malnourished?
What's it actually like being fat? I've gained a few pounds before but if quickly worked it off when I didn't like how I looked.
Why he fat too?
So when's the next season? I only ever caught a few eps with /tv/ and it was fun to watch with the thread.
>>215180937heyhihowyalldoing
I didn't watch the last 2 seasons. what are the best episodes? Any quality characters?
>>215181281Why do you guys subject yourself to watching this? Are you people sick?You should all be watching a normal, wholesome TLC show like "I Am Jazz" instead.
>>215181281These people all have homes, SUV's and can afford 2 helpings of fast food 3 times a day. Make me understand.
>>215181374You’re paying for it
>>215181374stop asking and go back to work slave
>>215181374Big disability checks plus they always have family or partners with jobs that enable them
where's the webm of the fatso gagging at the sight of broccoli?
>>215181195I'm 320 at 6'1" and it fucking sucks. There's a lot of levels of gaining weight:Lv1. Just don't look good without a shirt on (most normies who think they are "fat")Lv2. Obviously fat in clothes, need X__ clothesLv3. Noticeable trouble with physical activities, can't run or jump unless your life depends on itLv4. Medical issues start, blood pressure, slight arthritis, can injure myself greatly if I fallLv5. Can't fit into off the shelf clothesLv6. Can't fit into chairs, need accommodations to travel (I am here)Lv7. Severe medical problems that snowballLv8. Legit physically disabled and need help doing basic stuffLv9. Can't clean yourself, go to the bathroom without help, completely disabledLv10. Death or My 600+ lifegood news is I'm on ozempic now and looking forward to not worrying about chairs and travel anymore
>>215181374AND THE HOOOME OF THE BRAAAAAVE.
>>215182539Isn't ozempic dangerous
>>215181245BUT I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT DR. NOW I'VE BEEN EATING JUST LIKE YOU SAID!
>>215182579i don't care people have been taking it for a while now and are fine. my heart will kill me from being a fat fuck way faster than ozempic
>>215182579probably turns your liver into a fossil but hey you can fit into your high school pants again yay
>>215182632>>215182579also i have a prescription from my pcp for it after many tests. it's expensive as fuck though that's what really stopped me from doing it sooner but I just got a new job and can afford it
>>215182579who the fuck cares about the fat fucks and retards who take this shit anyway?
>>215182646actually most of the data now shows that it improves liver health, mostly by reducing fatty liver
>>215182539have you tried not stuffing your face all the time? Just put down the fork, dude.
>>215182646being obese is extremely bad for you. probably far worse than taking that drug.
>>215182646Rather be lean
>>215183749yeah i did, a lot. i've tried it my whole life and i seem to really suck at it
>>215183749Obviously not or he wouldn't be abusing diabetes medication to lose weight you insensitive prick
>>215183805Thing I don't understand is that you just have to eat less for a few days and your stomach adjusts. I've legit fasted for days and it took me a couple of weeks to get back to a normal, healthy diet with sensible portions. Done this many times. Consider also that you're on a board about tv and actors who do this for a living in many cases. There's no withdrawal from food really, you just feel a little hungry for a while, and that goes away. Don't get it manDrugs and alcohol on the other hand I can understand. Gambling not so much, but i get the concept at least. But food?
>>215181321I miss jazz threads.
>>215183866I dunno man I just suck at having the willpower. I'm also an alcoholic so that doesn't help. I also was born in a family of fatties. I have lost weight and been skinny fat before but I just backslide really hard. Like losing 40lbs than gaining 100. I like to think I simply have too much of a love for indulgence like orson welles
>>215183822I've also struggled with weight and have lost 25+ kg with fasting. It's doable. If I managed to do it, so could he. I treated myself to a 1k calories meal a day of the tastiest things i could imagine, and that was all i ate. Did that for months, in combo with daily bike rides.
>>215184090If anyone's interest in doing the same, I found that the key to keeping it up was to make it a habit. Absolutely no exceptions; those just weaken your resolve. You have to get used to the new state of things: No matter what you're not going above the calorie limit. Also, while you're fasting, don't make your own food. There's too much temptation of making too much and cheating. Too much focus on food too. You want eating to be over quickly each day. I usually just had a burger meal, deal.
>>215184090>>215184038Best things you can do:- keto, because you can eat delicious things and feel full and still lose weight due to caloric deficit- NO beverages with calories; water only- no snacks- ideally OMAD, for the same reason as keto
>>215184038You need to be a much bigger snob about what you eat and drink. Ironically developing a huge superiority complex will help you make tough choices and resist your base urges.
>>215184038>I'm also an alcoholicHow much do you drink?
>>215184278roughly the equivalent of 400-500ml of hard liquor all day
>>215180937My friend works in the medical field in Houston and said she spotted this guy once in the parking garage.Not particularly interesting but I find it funny.
>>215184090>25+Actually, it was 30+. From 103 kg and obesity to 68 and being underweight. In just a couple of months.
>>215180937These people eat astronomical amounts of food and live the most sedentary lifestyle someone can. It's not hard to meet his goals. The morbidly obese are subhuman.
>>215184303I'm up to 200 and I've been at it for 3 weeks, trying to decide if I can stop now without getting the shakes and delusions or not. people say to taper... It has been a stressful year. Have you ever quit?
>>215184090>>215184038Have you guys tried this? >>215184246Especially the part about beverages and snacks
>>215181281Absolutely would.
>anon has to be sneaking approximately 30,000 calories a day to maintain that weight
>>215184378just taper and keep some emergency beer or wine around if you feel bad. you'll know when you need a little sip. also naltrexone really helps but you have to actually take it daily and in my case i would just not take it because i wanted to get drunk. should have got the injection that lasts for over a week at a time
>>215184303What is hard liquor, as in vodka or similar? 40% ABV type things? I can hardly drink that stuff at all so maybe I overestimated, but my tolerance is probably a lot lower than yours. I stick to low calorie hard seltzer lol
>>215181321The editing and retarded shit they say and do is really funnyt. used to watch it at work and a co-worker thought I was evil for "laughing at fat people"
>>215184507yeah i like a lot of whiskey and diet coke
>>215182579being fat is far more dangerous
>>215184490How long should I taper realistically? I feel like I'm just getting deeper into it by doing that, even though I know it's necessary. Chat GPT says 4 weeksMy emergency wine usually disappears
>>215184572dude i'm honestly not an expert but any progress is good. even if you just drink less that's a start.
>>215184560This is true for most of the lowbrow stuff like devils kitchen, pretty much any reality format. It's all just exploration tv with the same formula >>215184604I looked it up and you're consuming about 2/3 of a fifth of vodka (750 ml) daily, is that correct?
>>215184747I think it's more like 300-400 now that I think about it. a fifth lasts me usually 2 days
>>215182579Ozempic is certainly dangerous, like every medicine.But medicine is taken because the side effects aren't as bad as the disease it treats.If you take a little bit of ozempic as a treat it will be better than a lot of obesity.>>215184225I might be a naturally skinny person, but I definitely have behavioral advantages where I'm extremely stingy with money so I refuse to order food and thus must cook all my own food.So if I want to eat I have to put in the effort to make my fucking food and I fucking hate cooking but I hate spending money more so I hate eating.Anyway, fat people should just do what I do and then they'll be as happy as me.
>>215184776Ever try quitting? How long have you done this?
>>215180937LOOSE A THOUSAND POUND IN 1 WEEK OR ELSE!
>>215184572>How long should I taper realistically?I've tapered a few times and it took 3-4 weeks, yeah. It's very difficult to do, especially with higher proof alc, so I'd suggest using strong beer, not wine or hard liquor to do it. Decrease by one drink a day, or every other day, until you're down to 1/2/3, then try to stop cold. If you fuck up and drink too many beers one day, just try to get right back on track the next day. This works and is much better than cold turkey.
>>215184928FUCK YOU DR NOW!!! ILL EAT ALL THE TENDIES AND DOMINO'S PIZZA I WANT!!!
>>215184931Well one drink a day would take me less than a week. I'm not slamming vodka like the gentleman above, but my tolerance is lower and I can feel it pretty strongly if I skip a day. One individual drink makes a big difference, maybe I should buy smaller drinks or something, but most things seem to be 12 oz
>>215185068>Well one drink a day would take me less than a week.Oh, that's not much. In my case it was around 12 drinks a day, sometimes more. If you're more like at 6-8 a day, it should be easy to taper with high alcohol beer or regular beer. It's hard to drink less and less wine/liquor a day though if you're legit addicted.
>>215185105Guess it depends on if we're talking about a "drink" as in the vague unit they use for health purposes or a drink as in a single beer. I've never tapered alcohol but I have tapered benzodiazepines and that was hell. I'm hoping alcohol is just mot as protracted.My main problem with it is that when I'm faced with truly stressful life situations, it sneaks up on me, and nowadays I basically go from light buzz to smashed within the span of one additional drink, so I have to watch it carefully. Bad combination especially when dealing with real life bullshit. I get the shakes and horrifying anxiety if I don't have a beer by 5 which isn't too fun when combined with a high stress job and various personal things going on Thanks for the tips I will give it a shot
>>215184747Like we were watching that one scene where the chick tries to ride through the front door of the grocery store in the motorized cart and gets stuck.She had to waddle in sideways first, so a producer HAD to have told her "Hey try to drive out so we can get this shot of you getting stuck" or she was really that stupidBoth scenarios were really funny to me so I giggled when it happened and my co-worker was like >*gasp* Anon you're such a dick!Yes, she's woman :(
>>215185194>I've never tapered alcohol but I have tapered benzodiazepines and that was hell. I'm hoping alcohol is just mot as protracted.The body deals with alcohol much faster than other drugs because people are more accustomed to it from drinking for millennia. Should be much shorter/less trouble than with benzos. If you tapered those before, you got very little to worry about.
>>215185269Hopefully so, I appreciate it
>>215182539>>215183805>>215184038Get the Bible and gradually stop drinking.
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>>215185449Hell yeah fuck dieting
the amount of money fat people spend on food must put them into bankrupcty one day
>>215182539healthy in all sizes, chud.
>>215185498Food is cheap in America that's why poor people are fat
>>215185530Looks like it. I couldn't afford all the food they eat here in Yuropoor and i am already spending about 300 yurobucks a month on food
>>215185491You can still eat pizza occasionally on a reasonable diet, you just can't eat the whole pizza by yourself
>>215185577You can though if you promise to be real good with your diet tommorrow
>>215185530You should have to pay more tax if you are a fatass.
>>215185607If you front load it with the same idea you can just eat until you're full and it's the same level of enjoyment as doing it the wrong way lol, or maybe more since it's a "treat" you're not paying for really.
>>215185616What about SSBBWs?
>>215180937fatties can copy my regimen16 hours of sleep (intermittent)whatever cheap cigarettes you can find (my dad found cartons for as cheap as 35 bucks in a shop near a vietnamese supermarket)and plenty of waterthat is how i maintained my boyish physique
>>215184943
>>215181121stop drinking water
>>215181321I watch both with 90 days and love after lockup thrown in.
>>215182539Yeah i started that chart in reverse due to work related injuries that gave me arthritis, labral tear and fucked up my back, hips, knees and feet.I used to be fit but that shit crippled me so i'm not super fat, like 230 at 6'2" but i used to be 180 so it sucks. Trying to find some exercises that work for me but on the plus side i'm 90% disabled so i get paid even if i'm fat.
>>215180937I literally don't consider fatties human If you can't stop shovelling shit into your gob you're literally no better than a dog
I've hit a wall at 235. can't seem to break through. maybe fit will have the answers
>>215181374check your paystub when it marks the field "tax".
what was his problem?
>>215181374you ever live in a blue state and get gibs? small wonder people get fat and lazy
>>215187169That so fascinating. Do you have a blog where we can find more of your opinions?
>>215187859He's human garbage with a pain pill addiction. Steven reminds me of Niko Avocado if he didn't have a plan to loose weight.
>>215184246This shit doesn't work long term, anon will drop your meme diets when he loses weight and gain it all back
>>215181195Horrible.I weighed 138kg at my highest, and went down to 82kg over two years.I had to slipped discs, and I'm pretty sure it was from all that weight.
Do you ever think you could fix a fatty? Sometimes when I see them I think that if they lived with me I could bully them into being normal.
>>215188210Nah, they need to the point where they wish to lose the weight themselves, or it will never stick.
>>215180937Remember the episode where House found out that Foreman was gay because his daughter's bf saw him sucking off a construction guy in a car?
Honestly there isn't that much incentive for not being fat. I am at 13% bf and heading for 10%; but why? if I don't find a girl to fall in love with by my mid 30s I am fatmaxxing
>>215181195You feel a lot warmer than average people. I sweat in my sleep like a mother fucker.
>>215188133Still a bit fat, no?
>>215187859an absolute kino factory.
>>215190715I'm 180cm. So yeah, I'm still on the chunky side.
>>215187933>you ever live in a blue state and get gibsMost people on gibs are from red states, anon. There's a reason all these huge people are from shitholes like Arkansas.
>>215187933>live in a blue stateblue states are significantly healthier on average, and pay way more into federal programs than they take outred states are full of ham planets because freedom means gorging yourself on 20k calories of goyslop a day while uncle sam pays the medical biils
from my perspective there must be some kind of genetic factor to being a lard elemental, not in a "i'm built this way" way, but something like dopamine response in the brain, i don't understand how you don't get sick of stuffing your face with slop so much, no matter how good it tastes whenever i happen to eat goyslop i get tired of it anyway and i tend to be disappointed by it, eating it more than once every 2-3 weeks completely kills my craving for it.
>/fph/ on /tv/
