>Maybe I just want people to look at me like I'm the life of the party>In a way really, without my movies, I'm nobody really.
>>215185155I don't get it
>balls on the dick
>>215185175Dragon of his dreams
Kino James
>>215185175Redditors have some weird deep hatred for James Rolfe because he thinks spending time with his kids is more important than making scat jokes while playing NES games.
>>215185155Did James really say that?
>>215185155hasn't he made like 200 films or something?
>>215185155>boohoo people only value me for the things I can offer them and not because I existYou don't value them because they exist but because of the value they provide to you, you hypocrite
>>215185155Facts about Cinemassacre>Mike invented AVGN and James lies that he created the character saying "he's based on his old boss">Bootsy is a manlet and his anti-trump rants is the reason why he was fired (mike voted for trump)>James Rolfe is a literal retard that thinks he invented indie filmmaking, came up with Toy Story and talked to Spielberg on AOL>Mike edited basically every video on Cinemassacre and responsible for every good video on the channel>Mike is worth millions while James almost has no money>Mike has a hot girlfriend while James has bitch of a wife that controls himtldr mike is BASED
>>215186729>mike voted for trumpHow embarassing
>>215185155>>215186729he cute. how do i have sex with him?
>>215185342So you are saying that he would kill himself if he had a normal job?
>>215185637540 of them
if only james spent as much time actually making movies rather than talking about how much he likes making moviesalthough now it's all about the band and the book
>>215186729>mike is worth millionsUhhh, how?
>>215186855rich parents
>>215186855Instead of viewing life through the lens of homosexuals who want to have sex with an idiot from Philly, why not just be normal?
>>215186749Who did you vote for cuck?
>>215186852>talking about how much he likes making moviesHallucinating faggot says what?
>>215187054>retarded moron pretends like the thing I said isn't trueok fanboy
>>215185155This book was too complex and nuanced for me. Thanks for explaining, James!
>>215187066His first book and audiobook was posted almost immediately, what's the hold up with Gnome Cave?
>>215185155A serious and empathetic biopic about James, his spergy past, his AVGN triumph and the disaster of him making a movie and eventually selling out would be absolutely kino.
>>215187351An overexaggerated docudrama involving sexy, drugs, murders for the Cia, political intrigue, James' run for local Sherrif's office and the eventual shoot out ending in him presenting the other candidate's bloody head in a greasy paperbag at a press conference would be fucking cool.
>>215185175James's that autistic kid that latched onto one thing for most of his life and nobody bothered to redirect that obsession towards something more productive.
>>215187373if you're 14, maybe
>>215186729Based. Mike is fucking cool.
>>215187388>a mentally retarded man who was able to marry have children and has been free to do as he liked since his thirties could have done betterJesus wept you faggots are so hilariously broken.
>>215185155AVGN 2 movie when?
Imagine hating on Rolfe, there's zero reason to hate unless you mirror yourself to him for some reason
>In a way really, without my movies, I'm nobody really.isn't the next line>but I've made over fifty...or similar?;_;
>>215186729Mike is in fact based though I do miss Bootsy and Kyle.
>>215186729also had a 3rd leg
>>215185155Oh gee I sure can't wait for this year's Monster Madness where James can't be bothered to appear on camera and reads plagiarized reviews written by some Screenwave intern! Gonna be great!
>>215186130>You don't value them because they existWhat about girls with big tiddies
>>215186729I'm not even gay but I would suck his massive cock
>>215186827wouldn't you?
>>215189606c'mon that's not fair, his point still stands
James has never recovered.
>>215190830This shit is so weird and creepy.
>>215190830>truthers bad>running ads on content using info truthers gathered goodBased Danny.
>>215190830He says literally nothing in that video. I mean I hate the gut so I'm biased, but there's
>>215190830>he had a convoluted DIY solution to a problemdunno why this guy gets so hung-up on that. his solutions are more interesting than 'just' doing <simpler thing>.
BLARGHARARGH WHY DID JAMES ROLFE EDIT WITH TWO VCRs AND DO SPECIAL EFFECTS WITH HIS CAMCORDER'S ON-SCREEN TEXT FEATURE?WHY DID HE NOT MERELY BUY A VIDEO TOASTER(tm) WHAT AN IGNORANT FOOL
You can say anything!NIGGER!NIGGER!
>>215185342It's not hatred, you sensitive faggot
>>215186729
>>215191467i've lurked that subreddit enough to conclusively say some of them are genuinely seething. i know it's jokes/shitposting/irony too, but plenty of them are earnestly pissed off. like the guy has betrayed them.
>>215191780I've seen it too. I'd say it's about 50/50 mean-spirited posts vs normal shitposts, and a small percentage of the mean-spirited ones are straight up vitriol. Some people seem to genuinely detest James Rolfe because his content deteriorated in quantity and quality over the years, like actual seething because the diarrhea jokes aren't as good as when they were 14 lol
>Mike wanted to drop racial slurs in the Wizard of Oz as the cowardly lion but James overruled himBased
>>215192887James the Merciful.
>>215186729But most of it is bullshit. James indeed invented this character and edited most of the stuff. At one point, when James started reviewing games that he didn't play as a kid, Mike provided gameplay footage. And they wrote together, that js true.But Mike never was the core of AVGN, he is not that funny on his own, his bits was cringe and when he took over the channel, his conctent was ass.You just suck his cock because you're homos and he did racist comics back in the day.
>survived suicide>survived massive car accident>lived out his dream of making a film>gets to spend time with his family and on vanity projects while his sponsors and old videos pay the bills>Makes literal balding Reddit user faggots [source: threads making fun of James for not shaving his head like they did] seethe to no endJames won
>>215191467You lie you fucking reddit rat. Some of these niggers are literally homeless sucking dick on the street and sleeping in stairwells and the only joy they have in life is seething at James.And it doesn't even stop at hating James himself; anything James has ever professed an enjoyment of they hate by association, some of his favorite movies for example, like James somehow is the only person on earth who enjoys popular franchises like Godzilla or Rocky. It's utterly BPD behavior.
>>215193868Kek. If you’re living in the streets you’ve earned the right to become an e-celeb obsessed autist if you ask me.
>SMELLY
>>215191429it was a different time
Did I miss the meltdown over the ErinPlays crossover? Also, is it just me or does Erin look more like Mike now?
>Playing games into the wee hours of the morning with crickets chirping outside while you think about how much you hate chinks, gooks, wops and spooks
>>215186729>and his anti-trump rants is the reason why he was firedHe was fired because he wanted double pay, and Mike and James refused. It led to a drunken argument between Mike and Bootsy, and that's all she wrote.
>>215186729>>215193728Truthers are so schizophrenic sometimes>2016 era internet>"Mike is an evil racist chud that probably voted for Trump, draws terrible comics, posts dick pics, and fired hecking bootsy and the wholesome reddit mods! Why won't James fire him!">When Mike left Cinemassacre a few years ago>"Well acksually, Mike was the heart and soul of cinemassacre and even invented AVGN. Cinemassicre is nothing without him and James is a retard that can't do anything on his own. Also his clout chasing gf is hecking hot bros!
>>215194989don't forget they shut down any heckin transphobia about Ryan trooning out (not sure if he did in the end)
>>215194989It's funny that all they did was make people more aware of Mikes contributions to the show, something that he'd gone to great lengths to keep quiet.
>>215195038It was just a poor choice of shirt by a middle aged nerd dad.
Does James still make videos. He is a kinoist.
>>215194989people are unironically nostalgic for brown bricks
>>215195038not to mention their constant seething of Justin's Silverman's edgy racist gamer video as if edgy humor wasn't a common thing in 2010s era youtube
>>215195181That just made me confused at how shit he was on Rental Reviews, like he lost all of his on camera charisma inbetween his old stuff and doing the show
Is Justin Silverman still writing all the new AVGN videos?
>>215195456he is not credited in the last two (Dragon's Lair and Metroid) but who knows if it's true or if James realized nobody likes the fat fuck
Was it kino?
>>215191345Because the entire video is "why is this incompetent actual retard more successful than meeeeee??" cope by fat loser
>>215191467>It's not hatredlmfao yes it absolutely fucking is, queer.
>You'll never live in the timeline where James and Mike turn the AVGN movie into the final ET episode as planned and move on from the character>You'll never live in the timeline where James becomes a hollywood director and revives old school monster movies
>>215195864>1996He drew this at 16? It looks like something a 5 year old drew.
>>215186729>Bootsy is a manlet and his anti-trump rants is the reason why he was fired (mike voted for trump)kek it's real
>>215187388>James's
it gets even worse kek
>>215197302Let's see your drawing.
>>215197471Grim
>>215190830Only thing more pathetic than James Rolfe himself is this fat parasite trying to make a video essay out of James Rolfe
Let's call CPS and get his children taken away
>>215191429Woah, did Sam Raimi write this episode?
>>215197471and now I hate him
Bootsy always sucked.
>>215185155>I'm nobody really.
>balls and cucks>rat the driver out>muh traumawhy did it take us so long to find out bimmy in fact was a legit window licking fucking retard?
Saying "no time" was funny but the truther shit is probably the most embarrassing A-Logging i've seen, it reminds me of those people who used to make videos responding to that autistic cartoon reviewer fag
>>215191467>It's not hatred,it clearly is and BimmyPosters are the worst people on this board since your insane hatred isn't even funny
>>215187904He's unironically me feelsbadman
THE NERDY TURD!*PFFFFFFTTTTTT*
>>215190830I can tell that guys a pedophile just by looking at him.
>>215199969I can tell you are a pedo
>>215189606basically same concept ive tried telling a girl I valued that in her and she just got all offended and mad. Obviously she just wasnt into me but still.
>>215191536It's the "BY MIKE MATEI" that always cracks me up
>>215200163he tried getting it published
>>215194488>does Erin look like Mikeyes they are brother and sister
I don't know James Rolfe
>>215191536Wow these are a bit racist.
>>215186729And Mike (you) is pathetically obsessed and jealous of James.Fuck off Mike
>>215200022Hey, cool it with the antisemitism.
>>215190830he's a spiteful fatty boom batty.he tried begging his way into a job at TGWTG from nostalgia chick but when he realized his autism isn't fun for anyone, he's now trying to bury people like the bimster. so fuck him.imagine being this fat pig constantly virtue signaling to linday ellis for decades and still never touching a crumb of pussynever forget that not once during this bimmy or doug videos, did he ever mention being so obsessed with this era of slop that he is mentioned in the "change the channel" documents.he's a duplicitous fatty and i hope he gets even fatter.
>>215199428Benthelooney?
Big Ryanna fan, btw.
>>215193868>Imagine having be an alcoholic, drug dependent bumOr not.
>>215197302Shit gets real when you realize you have to color it in
