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>18 minutes into a 33 minute film adn they have only talked about celebrity gossip and the old movies

Ares cant be THAT bad?
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Was this your first Zombie HITB?
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>>215187781
Yes
>>215187825
Watching older hitb from 3-5+ years ago are so much better
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>Mike's dementia has gotten so bad that he doesn't understand why Jay would have a problem with Jared Leto
Don't drink, kids.
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>>215187781
They do this with every review of a new movie.
>talk about movie theaters
>talk about gossip about director/actors
>read and mock reviews on imdb
>talk about other movies
>10% of the video is actual review of the movie
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>>215188132
Only predditors have a problem with Academy Award Winner™ Jared Leto
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Literally *everyone* (that I've seen) is saying the movie is either boring or sucks and only saved by Nine Inch Nails (the band) doing the soundtrack.
I was already planning on getting the soundtrack just like I did with Daft Punk's Tron Legacy, but I think I might just skip watching Tron Ares completely.
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>>215188886
>saved
I mean "saved".
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>>215188910
Yes, because the soundtrack overall is meh.

There is only 2 good tracks and they are "somewhat" the same, and mind you, that's after taking out the cringe vocals too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysMcbw35-s8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bATT00O7To8

And that's just your "average" techno track, even matrix did have a better varied OST in that regard.
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Jay is such an obnoxious faggot in this review. His job is to look at movies through a deeper lens but he's already decided this one is completely unsalavagable. So he refuses to engage and that leaves Mike doing all of the legwork. Listen to Mike attempt to explain the plot as best as he can and Jay just responds with "Yeah..." before awkwardly segueing into how he hates Jared Leto.
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Also the comments on this video make me want to kill myself. A bunch of navelgazing retards bragging about how they're so happy they don't have to watch a movie, because their friend simulator talked about it instead. Meanwhile the review (much like many others they have done recently) barely discusses the fucking film. I don't mind RLM but this constant, delibetate effort to not engage with stuff is disgusting to me. At least try. Make some attempt to pretend you are watching a review to decide whether or not you want to see the thing being talked about.
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>>215187781
>jay says both tron movies bombed
>look them up on wikipedia
>both made the budget back many 3-4 times over in ticket sales and made a lot of money via merchandise
does this faggot do any research at all?
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>>215188132
he doesnt understand because he's not a redditor
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>>215189691
It's especially egregious because the channel's videos often have editing to correct mistakes they make, like mixing up actor's names or release dates. Meanwhile Jay can say the dumbest, most misinformed shit and the viewer has to accept it as true.
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>>215189731
thats because jay is the editor
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>>215189731
another one is gillian anderson, where mike is surprised she could do an english accent, when she grew up in england for 10 years
another 5 second wikipedia lookup
so lazy
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These guys are relics of late 00s internet film-culture when the internet was just Gen-X-ers yelling into a void about how Ghostbusters/Raiders/Empire/Shaun of the Dead are the best films ever. They have nothing useful or interesting to say. The re-evaluation of the prequels show how everything has passed them by.

I have major problems with Gen-Z letterboxd film culture (primarily treating film like fashion), but they are willing to engage with movies from all types of cultures and generally keep an open mind.
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Has anyone seen Ares yet? I don’t want to waste my time and money.
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>>215190640
Prove it

Favorite western?
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China 9, Liberty 37 is a good "new wave" western. Mixes acid western with spaghetti western.

A good classic shot in Vista-Vision is Last Train from Gun Hill
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why the fuck is Jared Leto making a Tron movie?
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I don't watch new movies. I click on Half In The Bag videos consciously for friend simulator reasons.
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>>215187781
why is jay so tiny
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>>215189691
bombed is a bit much, but they weren't big box office hits, did a little better than breaking even that's it.
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>>215187781
>d-did you guys know actor is le bad person?? You have to care about this in a movie review for some reason
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Why are you arguing over a review of a film and not the actual movie ?
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>>215192596
Movie?
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>>215190663
>Has anyone seen Ares yet?
33 million dollar opening weekend. With ticket prices the way they are, about one hundred people saw it.
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>>215190640
The prequels sucked. Cry more.
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>>215190640
It's obvious they have nothing more to offer after smug, bad-faith snarky takes on popular movies peaked 15 years ago. It's now just a question of how long they can milk their fanbase releasing this low effort slop. Since it's becoming obvious there are plenty of sub100 iq tards in the world happy to support internet hacks like this they are probably set until at least Mike's heart finally gives out.



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