>10000 orcs>no farmswhat did they eat?
>>215189203hobbit meat
>>215189203Ass
>>215189203Maggoty bread
>>215189203stinkin maggoty bread
whatever's on the menu
>>215189203sauronman used all his spell slots to cast create food & water every day
>>215189203They say it at least a couple times, man flesh. Imagine that kind of motivation, kill your enemies so you can have lunch
Maggoty bread is a kind of food, eaten by Orcs.
>>215189203Faggoty thread
GROND
>>215189203Anything, tree bark, insects, dung, eachother, bread, they have rotten but tough guts. I'd love to kill an orc, imagine killing not only without guilt, but with a sense of genuine righteousness.
>>215189203Literal dirt. Watch the movie.
I think orc pits come with food in them
>>215189203They're like a Russian Army. What do they eat? Anything they can get their hands on. Wild animals, farm animals, pets
>>215189203They eat the weaker orcs
>>215189747They have supply lines and troll chefs
>>215189203>5000 riders>no farmswhat did they eat
>>215189812Gorse and lichen, good British cuisine.
>>215189560Those games were kino, sad it's impossible to find them now due to weirdness over the rights or whatever.
>>215189560uber kino game, even better than the 2nd
what's their food tax policy?
>>215189876You can literally download them legally and free with one google search
>>215189203your mom
>>215189747Nobody cares about that shitty war anymore, go wrangler your chief retard that gives Putin free PR.
>>215189203>what did they eat?I'm under impression Saruman had stockpiled food in anticipation for this specific event. Wormtongue mentioned something about it being impossible to just "make" an army and Saruman was pulling Uruks out of the mud, so it just made sense he probably only needed to keep the mud-soldiers fed for the ?2 or so months? he was manufacturing and kitting them out before they fucked off to do his bidding and could live off of pillage/cannibalism.Isengard might have also been getting shipments of MAGGOTY BREAD shipped to him from Mordor.
>>215189203Shit. Lots of nutrients in it. That's why dogs eat it and we use it as a fertilizer.
>>215189203 eagles
And what do you eat anons? I'm thinking about ordering McDonalds.
>>215191098iranian nothingburgers
>>215191098my gf is making pizza tonight
>>215189560what game?
Wait, so literally God resurrected Gandalf and promoted him after he got killed in a fair fight against another supernatural being? So God was on Gandalf’s side to the extent that he would bring him back to life, but not enough to help out in any other way? What other deus ex machinas was God prepared to pull but only after maximum suffering of the people fighting for his cause?If Gandalf the White had just started running towards Mount Doom with his sword out, would God just stand him back up again after he got killed, or did he only have one spare life? Why couldn’t he just immortally fight his way through Sauron’s entire army once it had been established that God was pulling strings for the good guys and wouldn’t really let them fail?
>>215191153I hear he's quite the chef
>>215191098Chicken stew with potatoes carrot and zucchini
>>215189230>whatever's on the menucatering
>>215189203each other, it's canon
>>215189313Hope race war start soon then, plenty of mexicans filipinos blacks indians chinese
>>215191433tatoes? what's tatoes, precious?!
>>215189313>imagine killing not only without guilt, but with a sense of genuine righteousnessI'm not saying you should do it, but Indians believe in reincarnationnot to mention leftists who don't believe in anything so it doesn't make any difference for them if they live or die
What was the Orc taxation policy? Was there an income tax on loot or were they just there solely as part of some corvée system?
>>215191098Fish fingers and french fries
>>215191177Because the way he did it was more kino
>>215189203Most of Mordor was farmland, worked by slaves (both goblin and Easterling/Southron human) to feed Sauron's armies.Presumably, some of that was getting preserved and shipped to S. Aruman to feed his "Half-Orcs and Goblin-Men."
>>215190196In the books, Saruman took over the Shire and condiscated all the crops, especially the Longbottom leaf. They showed thay in the extended versions, but didn't do the whole Scouring of the Shire because RotK would have been pushing 5hrs in theaters. We missed the Hobbits' war, but it's forgivable. Captcha: PMY2J, kek
