>anime can't be ki-
-no
>>215190846sauce?
>>215191037reddit nigger show
>some sexual shit happens>C-CHIGAU>KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA>*slap*>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH>*rapid pan to sky*>repeat for 12 episodes, in one episode they go to the beach and in another it's christmas>plot goes nowhere for 3 seasons
Legit question, why is new anime(made in the last 10-15 years) so hard to watch? I've always thought it was the annoying bright as fuck colors, but there's something else that's so off putting and makes them a hard watch.
>>215191086Kino
>>215191078why are japs obsessed with panties
>>215191121they're funny
>AAAAHHHHH SEX IM GOING INSAAAAAAAANE The japanese are an exhausting people
>>215191150>like anime titties>like anime asses>like anime slutwear>absolutely fucking hate anime harem "whaoaoaaAaaAAA sex?!?!?!" Trope
>>215191385>anon hates prudish boys who don’t want to impose on cute girls but they encourage him to fuck themLel get a load of this guy
>>215191058it's not reddit it's just unfunny
>>215191145have they kissed yet or what
>>215190993Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider
>>215191150there was case couple of Japanese incels died during first sex, no joking
>>215190846is coombait really the only thing this entire artform has to offer? even in literal childrens anime its all about it, its actually pathetic after decades that this is all this "artform" has to offer.
>>215191523first time shakes and your brain going "omg its happening woah actualyl reality happenign" thing can get pretty intense when you build it up in your head for decades i presume.. but then again dying during sex isnt actually that rare and happens in sex havers as well.
>>215191524Nice coombait suit.
>>215191533I mean, yeah, most of the time. I forgot how much graphic rape was in Wicked City.
>>215191434>oni-san I want you to put your cock in me and pound my tight asshole>hamamamama*giant sweat drop**face fall**jap yo-hooooooooo sound *>I have to go cram for school!*runs out in a mad panic*>oh oni-san you so cute
>see a piece of tit>blood starts spurting out of nose and begins to convulse
>>215191610Never understood the horniness causes nosebleeds thing in anime, like is that a real thing?
>>215191086lol. Accurate.
>>215191450watchu simpin 4 reddit fer fagget?
>>215191674what
>>215191649The implication is that the excess blood flow from a boner causes a nosebleed. It's just a dumb anime trope.
>>215191385I haven’t watched anime in 7 years but still jerk off to anime tiddies on boorus.
The only real advance in Japanese animation in the last 50 years has been to add strobing light shows over this QUALITY of fighting.
>>215191750I like my coomer slop but this shit gets embarrassing
>>215190993You gonna jerk off to anime cleavage?
Something like this would now be done with incredibly cheap looking CGI.Overall Japanese animation has actually regressed from 40 years ago.
>>215191434>prudish boysmost of these character are college aged men.
>>215190846I can and I will fap to that.
>>215190846I'm sick of unabashed fanservice like this, just make hentai. ecchi shit is for subhuman simps.
>>215191750This brings back memories
>WHAAAAAaaaaa!!!!~~~~ :O :O :O >ahaha how funny do you see the overreacting! every single joke in my show is :O :O :O because we are a race of autists who cannot detect subtle social queues and forgot how to reproduce aha! :O :O :O
>>215190846
>>215191145actual reddit jesus christ. watch porn or watch an actually good anime. this serves no purpose other than being a woman brained cuckold.
>>215191750I watched this as a teenager God knows how long ago and even then I knew it was reddit cringe. honestly, I liked anime (to an extent) but it's for people with sub normie levels IQ
>>215191972Japanese humour is literally just>okay, i'm gonna do this thing expecting a very normal outcome>EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH?!!?! THE OPPOSITE THING I EXPECTED HAPPENED???? WHAT A SURPRISE!!!!!It's genuinely baffling how formulaic their comedy is. They literally explain the joke most of the time. F/a/ggots kept hyping up Cromartie High as the funniest shit ever but it was just a bunch of that for 10 episodes.
>>215192689The essence of comedy is in subversion of expectations, anon. You're complaining about the thing in itself.
>>215192718When said subversion is incredibly formulaic it stops being subversive. When you know you're going to get rugpulled by some dumb bullshit it loses it's effectiveness. Comedy is about surprise.
>>215192689Cromartie High is a parody of the delinquent genre. You wouldn't get it.
>>215192689>Know Maeda is going to be bit by a horse>Still laugh Everytime it happensI still don't know how Cromartie High does it.
>>215192757Okay. Airplane is a parody of Zero Hour, a movie I and likely most others have never seen. It's still hilarious.
More like fucken Kinoman
>it’s a “beta loser gets god powers and harems” animeI’m out.
No kino here.
>>215191145If you're 12, maybe
>>215191145I'm tired of japanese herbivore men getting in encounters with beautiful women and shitting themselves uncontrollably doing nothing
>>215192779>"this little girl was ordering coffee but actually she's talking about how she likes to fuck niggers??? Ehhhhhh??~~~~ [It can't be helped] (—ω—)г "
>>215192779Cromartie High is hilarious.
100% NOT kino.
>>215192828Need to bring back the 1980's lecherous pervert anime protagonist. They had more grit.
>>215192828>i-is that a beautiful woman who wants to have sex with me?! AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME ABE-SAN!!!!!!!!hentai is like this toowhy are japs so afraid of sexually proactive males
I usually fall asleep to old school media like batman animated series or Gargoyles, but for anime it's comedy kino bobobo-bo bo-bobo, shout out to Prison School too
>>215192846>"kyaaaa autopilot-sama is a disgusting hentai* [hentai means pervert] but I need to blow into his ochin-chin to make the plane fly!!! doshio~, what ever shall I dooooo~~ "
>>215192689You forgot puns that need a paragraph of translator notes to explain but that’s gaijin piggu’s fault.
Is funny that this is the latest Kamen Rider anime, kek
>>215193406cute pantsu
>>215191750the shockwave alone would have obliterated her boos
>>215192828>japanese herbivore menFucking kek, stealing that.
>>215192882Japs are cowards.
>>215190846this show any good?i have very high standards
>>215193547its actually a funny scene when you think about how fast her boobs had to move to dodge a fucking bullet
>>215193611It's kind of a slideshow, but it's fun.
>>215190846-ked
>>215193653what's even more fascinating is how fast I had to move to suckle on them while she was dodging like that
>>215193661>kind of a slideshow90% of the current anime shows are like unfortunately, hell, even the upcoming fucking OPM show seems to be like that.The bar is in hell so it doesn't matter anymore.
>>215191820of course, I do that every day three times a day
>>215193717as if old animes weren't slideshows as wellgood on detail but it's mostly just 2 or 3 moving parts like their mouth and maybe eyes
>>215193611You legit need to be a well-versed fan of the old Kamen Riders to really comprehend it
>>215193799i've only seen the original, amazon, dimensions, and kuuga
>>215193780People watch Akira once and think that's what old anime was.
>>215193835oh wait, not dimensions, decade
>>215193799
>>215191750were these shots really necessary to the advancement of the plot
>>215191806>>215192615>>215193982heterophobia comes from your parents, you can overcome it but the first step is acknowledging your insecurities
>>215191088Digital tools give non artists access to the industry. Most of modern 'animators' can't even draw.
>itt
>>215190963
lmao the yellow feverfag found the thread
>>215194583the shows japs watch and the shows the rest of the world watches are two different things.you see japanese people comment on american/british discourse on anime and they're always either confused about what the context is or bemused that their culture is perceived as hyper racist/sexist(which it is but they think they are the enlightened beings in the discussion).it's always very funny. i'm looking forward to the era of instant translation on social media where we will get to see japanese people get pummeled for their casual xenophobia and lash out with even more insane casual xenophobia.
looks like shit, OP.
>>215193799They explain everything you need to know, it would work even if it was a fictional in-universe show. Don't be a retard.
>>215193559it's an old term in real life
>>215191720But wouldn't the blood go to your boner and not your nose? What were they thinking?!!?
>>215191037
>>215194916WORLDS COLLIDE
>>215191086>*Raughs
>>215191088The quality of narrative itself has gone down over the past 15 years across all forms of media.
>>215193982yes tars.
>>215191086kino....
>>215191088>>215195596The financial crash had global repercussions.
>>215191649the chinese are an incredibly frail people
>>215194800Blood pressure spikes can cause nosebleeds, the idea is that the character’s blood pressure skyrockets when they see boobie or pantsu. This is why female characters get nosebleeds too. Has nothing to do with erections.
>>215190846the first episode got my expectations high, but the introduction of her as central character got it down.i hope she gets a marginal attention.
>>215191145>>215191078>>215192828Also remember - she dresses like a complete slut, but is of course an untouched virgin, never had a boyfriend, and men generally avoid her.
>>215195875you sound mad as fuck BOYYYYY
>>215194839lost
>>215191841Looks like shit. AI would fix this turd is half a second.
>>215191037wow thats really soulless
ECHI ECHI ECHIBAKA BAKA BAKAKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>215195933No, amused. Tried reading the manga and it's absolutely atrocious. Just endless, constant internal monologues after the first few chapters.
>>215191086>*rapid pan to sky*KekEvery time
>>215195875>men generally avoid herNot true.
>>215192781
>>215191750where's the post with the math about how fast her titties have to jiggle for the bullet to pass between them
>>215196117A 10/10 girl who dresses like a bimbo and is into sexy cosplay is single in high school. Really believable.
>>215196132When it's making fun of everyone, it's ok
>>215193547it would not, thats been deboonked. that only happens if you put yourself right beside the muzzle of the gun itself, especially if it has a brake
>>215194694False.
>>215190846dumb gooner
any anime that came out after 1990 is garbage
Go back to your containment board.
Why is digitally animated anime both a lower framerate and less detailed than older hand drawn stuff more often than not?
>>215191385Japs have two modes. Scared and confused or rapey.
>>215194159I'm so tired of this false dichotomy bullshit where if you don't worship the dumbest and most retarded shit imaginable then you are a tits and ass hating tranny faggot. Everyone was making fun of HSotD when it came out.
>>215194839Is this AI? Holy shit this crap is getting advanced now.
>>215193559do zoomers really
>>215191145it's really fucked looking watching her move knowing they absolutely rotoscoped a dude trying to act cutesy based on that stiff shit movement
>>215196999Because it's all outsourced pajeet shitNobody skilled actually makes anything anymore it's all done by third world slaves, machines and now AI
>>215191088Extensive use of post-processing
>>215191088The quality is worse in every single aspect.
the worst part of everything is animation as a medium has so much potential
>>215191972The office>anime
>>215194670> nipples and buttholeWe had it so good back then.
>>215197575Even the funny faces are not as funny.
>>215192583It's safeporn, zooms like softcore because they have soft hearts. Same reason all that Gatcha is popular, that's nothing but softcore as well.
>>215197575>professional translationvs>leaving random words in Japanese
>>215197575So far the only anime remakes that aren't objectively inferior to their originals are Dororo and Yaiba.
>>215198183It's a nostalgia cashgrab remake, everyone who cares enough to watch it already knows what the Japanese means.
>>215191921Retard logic
>>215196842Well, I am now convinced after your thorough rebuttal.
>>215190846>söyfacecringe>söyface, JapanKINOOOOOOOOO *bleeds from nose*
>>215191058>>215191450>>215195965Fuck you, I liked itNeko best girl btw
>>215198346
>>215198346This, but unironically.
>>215194670Source?
>>215198049Did the adapt the part when they go to hell and Death eviscerates them?
>>215191841>Overall Japanese animation has actually regressed from 40 years ago.That’s because 40 years ago it WAS Japanese animation.Now it is animated in Vietnam or China.It was animated in Korea from about 1998-2012 and it looked like shit then too but less shit than now.
>>215197486>sees girl>thinks about guy cockweird..weird
>discussing anime, /a/:|>discussing anime, /tv/:O
>>215192426kek
>>215199084>see "dude">think cockProjection. If you've ever been around a woman once in your life before you would see that "her" movement is fucked up. Fuck lazy rotoscope shit anyways
>>215191088Apart from the atrocious art, they're really poorly written.Anime has never been high art, it's always been low brow schlock for young horny teenagers, but at least it used to be entertaining.Now it's just obnoxious.
>>215192944I love this artist desu
>>215191649It's a visual metaphor for getting an erection
>>215191841That looks really bad anon.
>>215192689You clearly haven't seen any of their comedy.You've only seen anime aimed at 12 year old boys.Your idea of what "japanese humour" is, is so limited that it's pathetic.
>>215192862NTA but it's not.THere are a total of 2, maybe 3 jokes in the entire show.They use them all in the first episode.Then they just repeat them for the rest of the show.It's awful after you get past that first episode.
>>215191088>>215199391
>>215196900You're on the right track but there were plenty of great post 1990 animes...
I'm number one
>>215196999What's annoying is they'll have digital animation composited on top of normal animation in the same frame. And the frame rates don't match at all. It's completely jarring to see different parts of the screen moving at different rates of smoothness, and it something you're supposed to correct in post/editing. But apparently the japs don't understand or even care about basic editing principles you would learn in your first year.
>>215197575Not much difference there:The old version is a bit more """wacky""" (with the le funny faces gimmick that was big in the 90s). Whereas the new one tries to keep things a bit more grounded.
>>215196209Ah, so you have neither watched the show or read the manga. It was originally a secret that she is a giant otaku and wanting to cosplay
>>215199594>not much difference thereBait
>>215199546If the audience doesn't care, why should they?
>>215194694Do you hear how retarded you sound? A complete casual would not even understand anything the series is referencing including but not limited to the actual actors reprising their roles (Fujioka and Miyauchi are both in), the way the characters pose and move, the music, basically fucking nothing you dumbass. There's also the sheer fact that a complete newfag isn't going to have the same investment an actual fan who sat and watched the shows has.
Why are Japanese so horny?
>>215199662because it's based and true
>>215199513leave him alone
>>215193406YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!!!
>>215190846way too big
>>215199655>A complete casual would not even understand anything the series is referencing including but not limited to the actual actors reprising their roles (Fujioka and Miyauchi are both in)None of which is necessary.>the way the characters pose and move, the music, basically fucking nothing you dumbass"Oh, he must be posing like the character"."Oh, this old sounding track must be from the show".
>>215197486that animation does not feel detailed enough that it utilized some custom reference footage of a male animator. they probably just referenced some online pic of some random female model bending over like that
>>215196999https://youtu.be/ydxTrggJXdA?si=hYTk4wmzXtPZANV2
>>215199757Soulless goybot
>>215191086you forgot >UMI DAAAA~~!!!
>>215191086that's the reason you should read more manga. Anime is for kids.
>>215197486>stiff shit movementthat's just modern anime, anon.
>>215199655>the way the characters pose and move, the music, basically fucking nothing you dumbassThey literally show you in the anime itself, speedwatcher-kun.
>>215192828you have to realize that the average Japanese guy goes years without seeing an attractive woman, so it's quite a shock when it happens. More so for the ones that leave the apartment so rarely that seeing any woman is a shock
>>215193799>>215199655>you need to get the references, because otherwise you wouldn't get the referencesDo you even realize how circular an argument you're making? And like they said above, none of it is needed to understand the story. An unknowing individual could even assume it's a fictional show and the anime still works perfectly standalone.
>>215199662Because the west has taught you that being horny is wrong.
>>215199948That's not the pose I'm referring to. Tojima does Rider Fight and the New #1 arms-spread wide legged fight pose.
>>215200131Even the brownest two digit IQ chimp could put together that it's from the show at that point, so the claim that "you need to be well versed to comprehend it" is boldly hyperbolic.
>>215200172Yeah but why would non-fans care about any of that. And really, why are you so intent on watching a show who's entire existence is an intense tribute to something you clearly have contempt for? Go watch SamFlam instead.
>>215200263>you clearly have contempt forNo idea where you're getting that from.
>>215195875Now you sound like a woman.
>>215190846Anime can be kino as long as it was made before 2005
>>215200308Women only watch anime to goon
>>215198277wasted dubs, only retarded simps like you don't get it. Keep getting dangled by the carrot
>>215198820Garou Densetsu: The Motion Pictureyou gotta use the reverse image searching options available to you, broheim
>>215197971The only reason why anyone still pretends to care about bleach is the women.
>>215196169
>>215191841
>The joke is... LE SEX! LE NOSE BLEED XDWhy are the Japanese so infantile?
>>215200306Ya man, you're clearly a deeply respectful fan of these 50+ year old series you had no idea existed before this anime came out.
>>215200348That doesn’t change what I said. Can I see your boobs?
>>215200609>go out of your way to only watch shitty shows>why is anime so shit guys?do westoids really?
>>215200637I stopped watching anime a decade ago at the age of 25. Grow up.
The only thing worth watching in all of the anime and manga medium is Gantz manga and Berserk 1998
>>215191086Just like 神様 intended
>>215191649It's an obscure reference to a Japanese folktale about a man who got nosebleeds when aroused.It was used in a Manga once and others picked it up and eventually it just became the visual short hand for "this guy is horny."
>>215191086lmao, nailed it
>>215200650>i'm a big boy now! i don't watch that kid shit anymore!ok fag
>>215192882Losing WW2 emasculated their entire country.
>>215200705Correct. Grow up, manbabby.
>>215200263>>215200627Why are you making all of these retarded assumptions just because I disagreed with the stupid claim that you need to be "well versed" to get it? Just because I'm giving a hypothetical example of a person who doesn't know the show, doesn't mean it's my case. Holy fuck, this is literally the "but I did have breakfast" meme.Also, do you understand that it's multiple people disagreeing with you, right? Of course you don't, you don't even understand speculative speech.
>>215192846If that bothers you, I recommend you stay away from Kentucky Fried Movie.
>>215190846I don't know what show this is, but I can tell it must be the same company that makes Dr Stone.I love anime made during or before 2015. As far as I can tell, all the new shit is zoomer trash.
>>215192718When the subversion is expected, it's not a subversion.
>>215194583>I don't think about you at allWhy the projection?
>>215193406>those pantiesdamn they gave tackle huge tits I'm gonna have to watch this
>>215192689That's how most jokes work...>set up expectation >deliver different result>audience releases tension via laughter
>>215190846yeah but they never have female characters lusting over muscular male characters so I can't relate
>>215191841Dude made a webm of an anime that is a literal laughing stock because of its shitty animation and thought he was showcasing quality, lmao.
>>215194643lmao seethe chang
>>215200805>1987>snakeackshually thats big boss
>>215200853That's because Japanese society considers is dishonorabu for women to openly show lust or attraction, which is why there's that god awful meme of women screaming and crying during sex, because it's to pretend that they don't want it, to preserve their honor.It's fucking retarded, but that's the way it is.
>>215191086all according to 計画...
KurozukaMushishiThank me later
>>215200887thats why i never found jav good, jap sex just seems like a performance.
>>215200887fuck foids
>>215190846Anime peaked with strike witches.
>>215200739Stop avoiding the question. Please tell us what Rider series you've watched. No doubt you've sat through at least one of them to make the astute observation that being a fan is worthless towards watching Tojima.
>>215200887is Japan scared of women having any sort of agency. what if there are dom women who want to use men for their leche? wouldnt that be beneficial for their birth rates?
>>215191145>>215191078sick and tired of japan and their cuck ntr fetishreminder that their biggest "hits" are always ntr baits>gyaru gal cosplay slut>rent me as a gf prostituteGone are the days of appleseed and Ghibli kinos
>>215201087fag
>>215201087lupin was nice too until the french turned him into zimbabwe>>215201105cum eating sissy cuck
>>215201105>yes, go have sex my powerful son
>>215200969source?
>>215193066honestly they overcomplicate it themselves usually its not that complicated at all and the audience will understand
>>215201087https://youtu.be/dZKX-4jqt4E?si=tHSk94pUpEMXJaFe>13 years ago>3d animation still mogs
I don't even know why we have a television and film board when it's blatantly obvious that none of you actually watch film. You just watch nip cartoons all day and the only reason you all aren't on /a/ is because the board is a no fun allowed gulag and you're all extremely unfunny autistic shitposters.
>>215201171the movie came out 18 years ago
>>215201087they're just begging to be NTR by the US. all their NTR males are dark skinned chads with BBCs...its training their brains to accept this as their future
>>215201087ghibli is dogshit
>>215201268nah you are
>>215200997>"Stop avoiding the question">proceeds to ask thing he literally never asked beforeYou're extremely dishonest, but okay. Kuuga.>observation that being a fan is worthless towards watching TojimaYou translate "I think the claim you need to be well versed is superlative" to this. You also translate "not knowing the show" to "having clear contempt for the show". You sure are a fan of the false dichotomy.
>>215201087>>215201122>He doesn't automatically self-insert as the ugly bastardSounds like you're just born to be cucked desu
>>215196433Kneesocks, my beloved...
>>215201330>he consumes ntr porn oh nonono frogsisters...
>>215191145I watched the LA of this show, and it was pretty romantic.
>>215201304Kuuga is not referenced in Tojima. I want to know which of the shows between the original to Stronger you've watched. Do you know what those shows are, or do you think the anime made them up? Is that the crux of your problem?
>>215197575I would never watch this simply because they changed voice actors
>>215200683Ah, I see thanks
>>215201215idk what happened to the 3d anim industry but it's crazy how bad shit is todayWoW wrath of the lich king trailer shits on 90% of the slop that is churned out lately
>>215201373I don't get it. Did he release a really nasty fart?
why would you watch anime when kdrama exists
>>215197575original Rurouni Kenshin was my shit as a kid. Saito vs Kenshin has to be the best fight in anime
>>215201363It separates the strong from the weak. You see it and assume yourself to be the defeated. I assume myself the victor.
>>215191561Nelson Rockefeller checked out that way iirc.worse ways to go.
>>215201405I haven't. I just know about it through cultural osmosis and somewhat being into toku, enough that I didn't feel anything flew over my head. I'm not sure what the point to this attempt to discredit(?) me is, because me not knowing about Rider and still getting the show helps my argument, not yours.
>>215201470>tfw you can't talk about the show anymore because of the author.Shit sucks.
>>215201464Because I would have a hard time trying to learn everyone's namesThey're all called Woo Loo Boo Moo Goo Noo Soo
>>215201613How do you know you didn't miss anything if you literally did not watch the shows the entire series is a homage towards?
>>215194583You will never be japanese.
>>215201373>the lonely guy with weird hobbies is tall and attractiveLol
>>2151918419/10 post if bait2/10 if honest
>>215201706I enjoyed the show. I understood the story. I appreciate the themes. At not point I felt lost. When all you have is "but you'll miss on le epic references", it makes the claim that you need to be well versed to watch it sound ridiculous.
I was going to see screening of ninja scroll so I invited some kids from the office. Blew their fucking minds that it was all Naruto goku kiddie bullshit.
>>215198398i love this entire scenei still think of prof washu giving a lesson sometimes
>>215190846>moderation on >>>/a/ is so shitty now that anime fans have to migrate to >>>/tv/
