JK Rowling originally intended for Harry to end up with Luna Lovegood
ofc that wouldn't happened, the writers are white self-hating men, ofc harry's first love interest is an AF then he settles with a ginger, typical self-hating white male trope, never ends up with a blonde.
>>215191556She would have been good to him. At least they didn't put him with Ching Chong
>Albus Severus PotterReally?
she was ugly and came off like a total retard. the only obvious choice was always hermoine but since this was written by a woman the whole world is upside down and everything is retarded and only developed enough to be looked at from a single angle like a cheap print-out paper illusion gag
>>215191616We'd be here all day if we really explored every retarded thing about the last book.
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>>215191616>Wingardium Cringeosa
>>215191556It fits a lot better than Ginny desu. Hermions was the trve one, but my prefered of the girls was Luna, my beloved.
Someone post 2025 luna
>>215191616Why does Ronald wear 1970s clothes in 2017?
>>215191616Hermione is supposed to be 37 in this scene. Meanwhile this is how Emma Watson loked at 32:
>>215191556>source: Your broken brain
>>215192403I got you dude
>>215191556Harry ending up as part of the Weasley family is actually the most fitting ending. I don't get why people are mad about it, besides Ginny being a coal-burner.
>>215191556Dude, enough with the lies.
>>215191616Have I ever tell you about...
>>215193074women who angle their faces like this to take selfies are usually hideous
>>215191616Only Rose and Hugo are good names.
>>215193113Ginny was a coal-burner and an obvious self-insert of Rowling. Harry was made for Hermione from the beginning, Luna being a close runner-up. Ron should end up as incel who shot off his balls by mistake or something.
You're an adult male in your 30s or even 40s
>>215191556good luck trying to have sex with her while she talks about how she thought it would hurt more from what ginny told her about dean thomas
>>215191556I thought Harry should have ended up with Draco.
>>215193074For fuck's sake, she used to be hot...
>>215193790That's what happens to all British slags.
>>215191556And Draco with Hermione
>>215193074Steel wood
>>215194064>Draco and Hermione >Harry and Luna>Ron and Cho ChangProve me wrong.
>>215191616Ron is Barry64 maxxing.
>>215194355This
>>215191616I'm okay with Albus, can easily shorten it to Al and no one would bat an eye at honoring Dumbledore.The Severus part is questionable.
Why was she known as "No Panties" Parkinson?
>>215194505she looks ghoulish
for me its Katie Bell
>>215194792My kinda ghoul
>JK Rowling originally intended for Harry to end up with Luna Lovegood
For me, it’s the original Pansy Parkinson.
>>215194992Well, she isn't.
>>215191616You see, Albus was always going to end up in Slytherin (Cursed Child is 100% canon btw) despite it being pretty heavily foreshadowed against in the epilogue, so his initials spelling out ASP was a subtle hint all along! Bravo Rowling.
Why did none of those 3 kids go on to have successful acting careers as adults
>>215195201
>>215191556Rewatching the films it's clear they even hint at this after Deathly Hallows was written. Rowling regrets Harry/Ginny.
why did ginny do it
>>215191556Impossible since Luna is my wife
However
>>215193113seems kind of fucked up for Harry to marry his best mate's lil sis just so he can gain and join the big loving family he dreamed of.It always seemed weird to me how Harry pretty much ignored Ginny after CoS for years until suddenly he's horny as hell for her in his sixth year.
>>215195490It was basically free pussy.
>>215195339would
>>215195490>It always seemed weird to me how Harry pretty much ignored Ginny after CoS for years until suddenly he's horny as hell for her in his sixth year.It would be nice if the new series improved those aspects, since they mentioned that it would add new scenes and such.
>>215191556>LovegoodJeez, wasn't it bad enough that the Chinese girl was named Ching-chong Luvulongtime?
>>215194064>darkie?!Jesus Christ, Raimi..
>>215196206>Ching-chong LuvulongtimeNo her name is Cho Chang, low income spicThese are both common Cantonese names. Cho 秋 means autumn
>>215193074Plastic troon vibes aside, not too bad
>>215194064Draco secretly has a huge race mixing fetish
>>215191616Hagrid Potter would have been appropriate.
>>215196287There's not a single person in China, who's given name is written as Cho.
>>215197226you don't know shit
>>215192966Art Direction. The costume department looked at the “Weasley Family” palette and picked the colors from there.
>>215194505She would’ve killed Hollywood in the 10s and 20s
>>215193790She's older than my mom, what the fuck do you expect?
>>215191666>the only obvious choice was always hermoineNo because she's an obvious self-insert
>>215193631>obvious self-insert of Rowlingthat's Hermione
>>215195490Literally nothing about that is fucked up.
>>215195287Man, that movie was forgettable.Horns and Imperium are much better.
>>215191616Can't wait for the HBO adaptation where he'll name his son Albus Niggerus.
>>215195490He caught yellow fever in book 3.
>>215198182>his sonGet a load of Mr. Optimist over here.
>>215198182still would be better than whatever beaner/mudslime name you have 2bh
>>215193074So many chicks look older entirely because they get hag hairstyles instead of something more youthful.
>>215191556Luna loves good if ya know what I'm saying
>>215196287I think you may have missed the joke.
>>215197602Imagine if Harry pretended to be under the love potion after finding out who the chocolates were from. She would have been all over him.
>>215193074>brunettehey it works.
>>215193074That's Abigail Thorn, thoughbeit.Would, anyway.
>>215191556and she didn't go with it because she thought that people wouldn't like her because she introduced her too late. go figure desu
>>215194656>How you doing, Alsevpot
>>215195201radcliff is constantly in some shit, ron was in that horrible apple show about nanny
>>215191556Rowling retconned a lot of shit after the books. I wasn't surprised, but we all wanted him to end up with Hermione.
>>215197786Ginny is the self-insert. That's why she ends up with Harry.
>>215191556She didn't originally intend shit, she was extremely obviously making things up from book to book.
>>215199463kek
>>215199732>6M viewsheh
>>215199463I wanna undress her...
>>215195201Rupert didn't really want to be an actor. He unironically drives an ice cream van now.
>>215191556Luna Lovegood is a freak in the sack
>>215200149Fuck off pedo
>>215191616>Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven WayReally?
>>215200149somebody track his ip and report him to the government.
>>215191556I want to see the draft for the harem ending.
>>215197061Hagrid is a surname, it would be Rubeus Potter
>>215194423>>Draco and Hermione >>Harry and Luna>>Ron and Ginny
Maybe that would have saved Harry Potter, but instead it became the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others.Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series' only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.>a-at least the books were good though. No! The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
>>215194423>>215201532>Draco and Hermione>Harry and Luna>Ginny and Ron, and Dean, and Seamus, and Snape, and Hagrid, and Fang, and Aragog, and Buckbeak, and Greyback, and a Devil's Snare, Whiterwings
>>215199995Now have her undress Harry and expose his giant breasts
Luna had a crush on Ron. You can't fool me, Rowling.
>>215201789>men gets the slightest compliment from a women>men think the women is in loveAh, men are so easy to read sometimes
>>215193074she would still look as good as Luna if she change her hair and makeup style
